0:00:02 > 0:00:05Previously - Big Howard's actual mum comes to visit
0:00:05 > 0:00:07and Mother welcomes her with open arms.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Little Howard's porridge gets stolen,
0:00:09 > 0:00:11but Big Howard's sketch pad remains safe.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14I shouldn't be surprised if that turns out to be significant.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17And Little Howard gets captured and replaced
0:00:17 > 0:00:21by his evil twin Little Albert, who really is quite nasty.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Come my pretty ones, come and devour them!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28How come you missed that?! It's been on iPlayer all week. Lazy!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# I hate monkeys, I hate monkeys
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# All those horrid little, squeaky, little monkeys
0:00:36 > 0:00:40# With their tails and their bananas
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# I think that if we all were monkeys I would move to the Bahamas
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Keep your monkeys, all your monkeys
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# For you know that it's the monkeys I despise
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# If my love said that she did not hate those monkeys
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# I'd say that wasn't very wise. #
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Thank you, thank you!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I'll be here...forever! Ah-hah ah hahahahahaaaaa!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Little Howard, could we do that again, but a little less evil?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Just trying something different. - Well, one of the monkeys is crying.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Good! Stupid monkeys.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Come, my...animals that I'm not entirely convinced yet are squirrels.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19The hour of the nibbling is upon us!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Big Howard, wake up!- Ya!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Aaaaaooooch.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Little Howard! How many times have I told you
0:01:29 > 0:01:33not to knock me or my mum out by firing walnuts at our heads?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Erm...- Actually, come to think of it I may not have told you that,
0:01:37 > 0:01:38but that doesn't make it right.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42So you still think I'm Little Howard?
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Of course! Knocking me out with a walnut is typical Little Howard.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Then I may not have to destroy you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I should think not.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Look what you've done to my mum!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- What's going on! Where is he?- Who?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59There were two Little Howards!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01You saw two Little Howards?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- OK, the destroying's back on.- There's only one explanation for this.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Yes! That one is an impos...- Mother!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- What have you been up to? - What?! I didn't do nuffink!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Have you been projecting holographic images of Little Howard
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- to make my mum think she's losing her marbles?- OMG squared!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23It's a good idea, but no.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26You wicked, vindictive abacus with no knickers!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I have never been...
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- You deserve that!- You come here... - Shut up!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32You've pushed her too far.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Seriously, this is the last straw.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Escaped from my Beginner's Cage, did you? Now I will imprison you
0:02:45 > 0:02:50in my...Intermediate Cage!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53From which there is no escape,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55unless you are an expert at escape.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57What have you done to Big Howard?
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Nothing. Luckily for him, he's even stupider than I thought.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I knew that would come in handy one day.
0:03:04 > 0:03:10But the female suspects, so I must become you completely.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I must look like you, talk like you,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15smell like you, heaven help me, act exactly like you,
0:03:15 > 0:03:17but how?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Ah, well that's the big question, isn't it?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22But I'm not going to give you any advi...
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Big Question! Of course!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Oh, bum.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- I'm telling you, there were two of them!- Course there were, Mum.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34You have a nice lie down now.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Mother, why did you try to make Mum think there were two Little Howards?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44I didn't! I don't know what you're talking about! This is so unfair!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46KLAXON
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Why don't you just admit you're jealous?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- I, Little Howard...- Me?! Jealous?! - Excuse me! How can I
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- become someone else? - Of Mrs Perfect Pants,
0:03:53 > 0:03:57with her three-dimensional face, and central nervous system?!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- For goodness' sakes!- She thinks she's all that, but she's not!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04KLAXON Shut up!
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Thank you.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I have set off my klaxon and asked a Big Question,
0:04:09 > 0:04:13and I demand you have a hilarious accident and answer it.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17You did, didn't you? You set off that klaxon,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20and nothing happened to me, just like last time.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh dear, should I try again?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26No, no. I must be becoming immune to it after all this time.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27This is fantastic!
0:04:27 > 0:04:32I am going to save so much money on clothes and structural repairs.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34What was your Big Question again?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- How can I become someone else? - That's a lovely Big Question.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Much better than the questions you normally ask.- Oh!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42You like it, do you?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Yeah. I'm so happy!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Why do you want to become someone else?- I want to imitate someone
0:04:48 > 0:04:54exactly, so that even their closest friend couldn't tell the difference.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Oooh, that DOES sound fun.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Yes, and I know just the man to help you.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Thank you to James Hurn. One to watch there, ladies and gentlemen.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Ooooh, people! He-he he-he.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Hi, I'm James Hurn, I'm an impressionist. I was expecting
0:05:15 > 0:05:19you to misunderstand the word "impressionist", Little Howard.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Why would I do that? I'm not an idiot.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24He's not an idiot.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27So, you're a 19th-century French painter, then?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Er, no, I'm not a 19th-century French painter.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32My type of impressionist
0:05:32 > 0:05:37is someone who copies other people's voices and their mannerisms.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41I want to know how I can become someone else.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Er, well it's fairly easy, what I do is I listen to CDs and watch DVDs,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47to be able to copy somebody.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51One of my favourites is Professor Snape from Harry Potter.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- IMITATING SNAPE: - Might talk a little bit like this,
0:05:54 > 0:05:55right at the back of the throat.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58One of my other favourites is Woody from Toy Story.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- IMITATING WOODY:- First, you've got to get the American accent,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04it's kinda like a bit like that and his voice is sort of
0:06:04 > 0:06:08in the centre of his mouth and he puts his chin down again, you know.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11And you gotta watch out for the things that maybe he does,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14like, he-he, you know, he'll throw in a laugh
0:06:14 > 0:06:16halfway through a sentence there
0:06:16 > 0:06:19and he could be talking about anything, but remember to use those
0:06:19 > 0:06:21favourite phrases if you want to get it right.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25"What are you talking about, Buzz? We're just a bunch of toys."
0:06:25 > 0:06:29How would you, say, do an impression of...er...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Little Howard?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- You, you mean? - Yes, but not how I'm talking now.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- How I usually talk. - He swallowed a pine cone.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I did that once when I was trying to do my Bill Oddie impression.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43It's very painful. Anyway...
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- IMITATING LITTLE HOWARD: - If I was going to do
0:06:45 > 0:06:49a Little Howard impression, I would maybe realise that maybe he talks
0:06:49 > 0:06:52out of the side of his mouth sometimes and he's a bit croaky.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57That's amazing! It's like he's here in the room with us.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03I mean, it's like... I'M here...in the room with us.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Which I am, of course.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Can you teach anyone to do that?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Well, yeah, of course.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Why don't you two have a go?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- No, I won't, I don't really do voices.- Come on, it'll be fun.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Erm, er, er, OK...
0:07:17 > 0:07:18No. Erm...
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- IMITATING LITTLE HOWARD:- I have come up with another Big Question!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Why doesn't Big Howard get paid more?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Yeah, thanks, mate.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Hmm. I'm supposed to be the professional.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Hmm, er, beginner's luck. Just...got lucky. Sorry.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Yeah.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Help, help! How am I going to get out?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53How's your big, fat, stupid head?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Are you still hallucinating like a mad woman?
0:07:56 > 0:08:02I am the president of the Association of Rehousing Delinquent Baby Seals,
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I'll have you know!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Do you think I'd be able to hold that position if I hallucinated?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10You probably thought you were rehousing baby seals, but you
0:08:10 > 0:08:14were just lugging damp sand bags up and down the beach. Ha! Got you!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Do you do any charity work?
0:08:16 > 0:08:22Erm... Yes! I run a help... line for...
0:08:22 > 0:08:26cartoon boys! Called, er, the Cartoon Boy Helpline.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You haven't had many calls today, have you?
0:08:29 > 0:08:35Ah, no, well... Office hours are only just starting.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37So...any minute now.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Little Albert's homemade phone!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I wonder if it works?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45It can't do.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Can it?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Don't think anybody saw that.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- DIAL TONE - Wow! It works!
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- No calls yet, then? - Well, obviously it's seasonal.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04PHONE RINGS
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Ha! In your face, woman-features!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Hello, love, this is, erm...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15the Cartoon Boy Helpline.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16How can I help?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Oh, I think I've got the wrong number.- No, you haven't,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Little...erm, stranger,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24poor, desperate little stranger who needs my help.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29Well, now you mention it, I am a bit worried about my friend.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Your "friend", eh? Sure it's not you?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34No, but he wants to be me.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36'Oh, that's called...'
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Oh, one second. Excuse me, this is a confidential helpline.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm sorry about that.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48What you're dealing with there is jealousy. Everyone gets it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Nothing to worry about. Thanks for your call, chin up. Bye!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54No, wait a minute. I don't understand WHY he's jealous of me.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56He's much cleverer than I am.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59He's got a nose and he can make stuff.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03He made the phone I'm talking on out of acorns...
0:10:03 > 0:10:05and I think bits of badger dung.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Charming!- And he lives up a tree.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I'd love to live up a tree.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12That's the trouble with jealousy.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14It stops you seeing the good things in your own life.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18So it can not only hurt the person you feel jealous of,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20but it can hurt yourself as well.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23It makes you sad and you can end up being nasty
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- and saying horrible things to other people.- I see.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29You certainly know a lot about it.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33No! Never!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40SQUEAK!
0:10:49 > 0:10:50METALLIC CLANG
0:11:03 > 0:11:06SHRIEKS
0:11:06 > 0:11:10But the person who's jealous of me has locked me in his tree house
0:11:10 > 0:11:12and is trying to take over my life.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13My goodness!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Mother!- I'm on the phone!
0:11:15 > 0:11:16This is important.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- DIAL TONE - Have you seen my top secre...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21my sketch pad?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- It's in the washing machine. - Oh, thank goo... What?!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Well, it was filthy. Covered in scribbles.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Now, where was I?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, you haven't turned it on, thank goodness.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I was looking up the washing instructions
0:11:35 > 0:11:37for a top-secret sketch pad online.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39What temperature would YOU wash it at?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41I wouldn't wash it at all! It's a sketch pad!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43This sketch pad happens to be quite important.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48- Where did you find it? - It was in your safe.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50How did you get into my locked safe?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- I can do a lot of things you don't know about, young man!- Like what?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Big Howard's sketch pad.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Memories are starting to come back to me.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04A stormy night,
0:12:04 > 0:12:08the deafening sound of crashing thunder and scribbling pencil.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13That sketch pad has something to do with my creation!
0:12:14 > 0:12:18That's why he keeps it locked in the safe. I must see that sketch pad!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- But first... - I have climbed Mount Etna!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Have you, though?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Yes, I'd like a large meat-feast pizza, please,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33definitely hold the acorns, pinecones and conkers.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I was just having a look at your phone.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38"I was just having a look at your phone."
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- I didn't call anyone on it, honest. - "I didn't call anyone on it, honest."
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Why are you copying me? - "Why are you copying me?"
0:12:46 > 0:12:47- Stop it!- "Stop it!"
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- I smell of monkey poo. - "I smell of monkey poo."
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Hey! You're doing an impression of me!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54That's almost good enough to fool me!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Exactly! My assimilation is complete.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Soon I will have no need for you at all.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Now! What do you know of Big Howard's sketch pad?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Nothing, I'm not allowed to look at it.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10And you've never wondered why that might be?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- He's probably drawing pictures of girls in it or something.- Since I've
0:13:14 > 0:13:20been living your life I've started to see who is responsible for my misery.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Who brought me and you into this world.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Haven't you ever wondered where you came from?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30No. I was found under a mulberry bush. Big Howard told me.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33You and I came from the same place.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35The same mulberry bush?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37It wasn't a mulberry bush.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39A bilberry bush?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41You were created, Little Howard!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43GASPS
0:13:43 > 0:13:47And so was I. I don't know how, but it has something to do with
0:13:47 > 0:13:52your Big Howard and his top-secret sketch pad.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54If I can just get hold of that sketch pad,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57then perhaps the power of creation will be mine.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Imagine, I could create an army of actual wolves! With fangs!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Who don't eat all your walnuts!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I shall strike tonight!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Stop, Little Albert! You need help!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14However is Little Howard going to escape? Who is going to rescue him?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Find out after this ad.
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0:14:34 > 0:14:38Erm...could you, yeah, could you just stop it, could you?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Stop, please. Thank you.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47CLATTERING AND SMASHING
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Mother! Mum! What are you doing here?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Together?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54When I remembered what you said,
0:14:54 > 0:14:58I traced the call and discovered you were in these woods.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Then I realised I didn't have a lot of experience
0:15:01 > 0:15:03in hostage rescue situations.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- And Big Howard's mum does?- Oh, yes.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I do a lot knitting for the SAS.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14All the balaclavas and the bazooka-cosies, they're all mine.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18And as a thankyou, they let me attend their hostage rescue course.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- That was implausibly lucky, wasn't it?- I'll say!
0:15:23 > 0:15:24There we go!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26ALARM
0:15:26 > 0:15:31Oh, no! Booby trap! But it's caught me as well as this booby!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Shut it, you!- Oh, no!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36That's Little Albert's Expert Cage!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38You'll never get out!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Where is the little tyke? - He's gone to our house.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Does Big Howard know he's not me?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44No! Go and help him.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Don't you worry about us.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Clumsy.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10What are you doing?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12What are YOU doing, more like?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Or rather, what have you been drawing?- Oh...those...
0:16:16 > 0:16:18those are just doodles...
0:16:18 > 0:16:19KLAXON
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I, Little Howard, have come up with another Big Question.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Where did I come from, Big Howard?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I found you under a mulberry bush, like I've always said.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Did you only find one cartoon boy under the mulberry bush?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Why do you ask that?
0:16:33 > 0:16:38Because there are two of us.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Aaaaaaaaaaargh!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48He is an impostor! I am Little Howard!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51IMITATING HIM PERFECTLY: He trapped me in a tree house.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- He's Little Albert! - YOU'RE Little Albert!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Little Albert?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- No! No, it can't be! - You know about him?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I'm not him! You are!
0:17:02 > 0:17:07Before I drew you, I drew Little Albert.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10He came to life, jumped off the page and ran off into the woods.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12You created him?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- And me?- I knew it!
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- I tried to chase him, but he was too quick, he was like a...- Wolf.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23No, it was smaller and more agile than a wolf with a twitchier nose.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- A squirrel?- Shut up!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I guess I've been looking for him ever since,
0:17:29 > 0:17:35but I gave up any hope of finding you or him, long ago.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37When I finally gave up looking for Little Albert,
0:17:37 > 0:17:41I went back to the drawing board to try and make it happen again.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I tried for weeks, but they just stayed pictures on the page,
0:17:44 > 0:17:49but then, one stormy night, it happened, and it was you...
0:17:49 > 0:17:50or you...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52but you didn't run away.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55You just started asking lots of annoying questions.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh, Little Albert.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- I don't know why you're looking at me. I'm Little Howard.- Aah!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Takes one to know one!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- You must be Little Albert!- Am not!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Are too!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11THEY SHOUT
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Stop fighting, Little Howard...or Little Albert, whichever you are.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Ha! You have no way of telling which is which, though!
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Wait a minute - maybe I do.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31How can you tell which is the real Little Howard?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I didn't quite hear that.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36He said how can you tell which is the real Little Howard?
0:18:36 > 0:18:40No. That question's not really having enough impact.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43How can you tell which is the real Little Howard?
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- No, just not getting my attention. - Oh, for goodness' sake!
0:18:48 > 0:18:53I, Little Howard, have come up with another Big Question!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56How can you tell which is the real Little Howard?
0:18:56 > 0:19:01Oops. This isn't going to help my chances.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03You are the real...
0:19:03 > 0:19:07You are the real Little Howard and that one is the impostor.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Blimey! I wish you could answer all my Big Questions that quickly.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12How did you know?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Your klaxon went off twice earlier and nothing bad happened to me.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17At first I thought it was brilliant.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21But I worked out it's because it wasn't really you, Little Howard.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Wow! That's really clever, Big Howard.
0:19:23 > 0:19:29Wait a minute. Are you sure YOU'RE the real Big Howard?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31We better get Little Albert out.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Little Albert!- I'm sorry I couldn't catch you that day, Little Albert,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39but we can make up for it now. You can come and live with us.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Never! There can be only one!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- That's rubbish!- Don't go!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Everyone gets jealous some times.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48You just have to learn to get over it
0:19:48 > 0:19:51and find things about yourself that you like.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Like I said, Purley isn't big enough for the both of us!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58You could always live in Croydon.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02EERIE ORGAN MUSIC
0:20:05 > 0:20:08# I'll get you next time, my friend!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11# Though I've been vexed this is not the end
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# You've won the battle but not the war
0:20:14 > 0:20:18# I'll lick my wounds and come back for more
0:20:18 > 0:20:21# Oh, why can't we just be friends?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24# This doesn't have to be how it ends
0:20:24 > 0:20:27# You were so jealous and I of you
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# But think together what we could do
0:20:30 > 0:20:34# I'll leap towards you from tree to tree
0:20:34 > 0:20:37# I'll take your bird seed then off I'll flee
0:20:37 > 0:20:41# I'll chew your wiring and bury your nuts
0:20:41 > 0:20:44# I'll leap to safety as your trap shuts
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# I'll scratch you car roof with all my might
0:20:47 > 0:20:52# There's no defence from the squirrel of the night!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00# Oh, why can't we patch things up
0:21:00 > 0:21:04# And live a lifetime of catching up?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07# You were so jealous and I of you
0:21:07 > 0:21:10# But won't you let us just start anew?
0:21:10 > 0:21:14# I'll get you next time, my boy
0:21:14 > 0:21:17# Though I'm perplexed I will soon destroy
0:21:17 > 0:21:20# Though I am down, I am far from out
0:21:20 > 0:21:23# I'll give you something to cry about
0:21:23 > 0:21:26# I'm you but I'm feral I'll strike like a squirrel
0:21:26 > 0:21:29# The squirrel of the night!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33# And you will loose that fight!
0:21:33 > 0:21:38# The squirrel of the night! #
0:21:38 > 0:21:41CACKLES
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Definitely squirrels.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- MOTHER:- Budge over! You're taking up too much of the cage.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51BIG HOWARD'S MUM: What are you implying?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I'm not implying anything, I'm saying it out loud!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55You are a heifer!