0:00:02 > 0:00:05Ouch! Ow, will you stop that I'm trying to watch the weather forec...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- Ouch!- What's the weather forec-ouch? - Will you stop that!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Sorry, Big Howard. The grand final of Swingballdon is on Friday, so I
0:00:12 > 0:00:14have to practise every waking hour
0:00:14 > 0:00:16to be sure I'm at the top of my game.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19That's lovely Little Howard, but do you have to do it in here?
0:00:19 > 0:00:22It's actually hitting me in the head... Ouch!
0:00:22 > 0:00:27Yeah, it turns out the back of your head is better at this than you are!
0:00:27 > 0:00:32Little Howard beats the back of Big Howard's head four games to zero!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35(TV) And now, the weather, with Sian Lloyd.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh! Hello Sian! Ow!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Ooh! What's the weather going to be like on Friday, Sian?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46..and Friday's weather now is very much a case of
0:00:46 > 0:00:51heavy rainfall, followed by incredibly heavy rainfall, lashings
0:00:52 > 0:00:56of rain, interspersed by brief intervals of torrential rainfall.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59No, Sian! What about Swingballdon!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03..Friday we'll see the clouds of rain moving away from most
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- of the country... - Oh, thank goodness for that!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09..in order to really cack it down over the Purley area.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Noooo!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm going to bed, Big Howard.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20I would ask another one of my B-i-i-i-g Questions
0:01:20 > 0:01:24about why Sian Lloyd uses her magic powers for evil,
0:01:24 > 0:01:29but I'm so depressed, I can hardly see the point.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31What?!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38The only magic power Sian Lloyd has is the magic power of her loveliness!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Things are looking very good indeed, very acceptable minus temperatures,
0:01:41 > 0:01:4418 and 64 degrees in Fahrenheit...
0:01:52 > 0:01:57So you want the sun to come out on Friday, do you?!
0:01:57 > 0:02:03- Oh!- Well! I shall send it to Brazil like I do every day.
0:02:03 > 0:02:08And I command the rain, and the wind,
0:02:08 > 0:02:14snow and the clouds to ruin the Swingballdon Championships. Ha-ha!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Blimey!
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Surely this has got to win Purley's Heaviest Marrow Competition!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Just got to find somewhere safe to put it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31BLARE
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I, Little Howard, have come up with another of my
0:02:34 > 0:02:41B-i-i-i-g Questions!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Can I wrestle control of the weather from Sian Lloyd's evil grip?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47SPLAT
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I do...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I do wish you wouldn't do that.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# I love monkeys I love monkeys
0:02:58 > 0:03:01# All those happy little chirpy little monkeys
0:03:01 > 0:03:04# With their tails And their bananas
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# I think that if we all were monkeys
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# We'd have happier mananas
0:03:08 > 0:03:10# Give me monkeys Lots of monkeys
0:03:10 > 0:03:13# For you know that it's the monkeys I adore
0:03:13 > 0:03:17# If my love said that she did not love those monkeys
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# I wouldn't love her any more. #
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Thank you very much!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24WIND GUSTS
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I think we need to order some more monkeys, Big Howard!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32And the next lot need to be wind resistant!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Right, run it past me.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Mind your feet!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Run it past me one more time.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- I, Little Howard... - I've got that bit.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51..have come up with another one of my
0:03:52 > 0:03:53(QUIETLY) B-i-i-i-g Questions.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58- Yup, fairly standard.- Can I wrestle control of the weather...- Hmm.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01..from Sian Lloyd's evil grip?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Right, let me stop you there.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Sian Lloyd doesn't control the weather, and
0:04:07 > 0:04:10if she did, she wouldn't do it with an evil grip, she'd do it with the
0:04:10 > 0:04:13gentle touch of a beautiful angel.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You're just saying that because you fancy Sian Lloyd.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I don't! I respect her as a woman and a meteorologist.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24I get it, Sian Lloyd's controlling your feeble mind.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27She is not controlling my feeble...my mind.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Prove it! Prove your loyalty!
0:04:29 > 0:04:34- Help me to destroy Sian Lloyd! - Little Howard, I forbid you to...
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Feet!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Little Howard, I forbid you to destroy Sian Lloyd!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Or indeed any weather presenter...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43except maybe Rob McElwee.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Well then, she better make it sunny for Swingballdon!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51No person controls the weather, it all happens because of
0:04:51 > 0:04:55areas of high and low pressure, and squiggly lines moving around
0:04:55 > 0:04:58the skies with pointy bits on them. You wouldn't understand.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Do you understand?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03No, all I know is that people can't control the weather.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07I once went scuba diving in Honduras with Sian Lloyd!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- No you didn't.- Didn't I?!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Oh, that's a shame, I had such a lovely time.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14If you could control the weather...
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Oh, not you as well!- ..it could help you grow another enormous
0:05:19 > 0:05:23marrow for your competition.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Don't care.- What competition?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29It could help you beat
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Edgar Beazley!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Smug old Edgar Beazley, who always thrashes you
0:05:35 > 0:05:37with his massive marrow.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Who's Edgar Beazley?- Edgar Beazley has won Purley's Heaviest Marrow
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Competition 28 years running!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46He bestrides the world of out-sized marrow growing
0:05:46 > 0:05:48like a smug colossus with a marrow.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Sitting there patting his Cucurbita maxima.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55I bet you'd love to wipe the smug grin off his big
0:05:55 > 0:05:56champion marrow-growing face.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yeah take that, Bees...
0:05:58 > 0:06:02What am I talking about? It's not possible to change the weather!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Yes, it is! You could build a solar mirror!
0:06:05 > 0:06:10Is that a mirror that can see your soul?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12No, it reflects the sun.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16The first solar mirror was launched from the Mir space station
0:06:16 > 0:06:18by Russia in the early 1990s.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21They planned to reflect the sun's energy onto the earth.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24The idea is that the mirror focuses
0:06:24 > 0:06:28solar energy onto parts of the earth where the sun doesn't shine.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31You told me to stick my klaxon there once didn't you, Big Howard?
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Several times.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35So with this technology, we could make it sunny for Swingballdon,
0:06:35 > 0:06:39and focus the sun's rays on our garden, so I could grow another
0:06:39 > 0:06:40- colossal marrow!- Definitely!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Right!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46MUSIC: Theme from The A-Team
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Brilliant! One 20-metre solar mirror!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Marvellous! You're just one step away from controlling the weather!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Take that, Edgar Beazley!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33In your face, Sian Lloyd!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35You just need to launch it into space!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh, dear.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Where are we going to find a space rocket round here?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49There's a space centre next to the post office isn't there?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, no, hang on, that's a fishmongers.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Perhaps a nearby village has its own space programme.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58There won't be anything out...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00here...
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Wow!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Excuse me.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Hello.- Can you fly this into space?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I'm afraid not. Space is 60 miles
0:08:16 > 0:08:19up, and the highest a balloon has ever been is 21 miles.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Why do you want to go into space?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24I need to get a massive mirror into space to make it sunny on Friday
0:08:24 > 0:08:28to save Swingballdon and topple the evil weather wizard Sian Lloyd.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30And I want to grow a massive marrow.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I'm afraid weather wizards don't actually control the weather.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Weather is created by convection. - Well, obviously
0:08:36 > 0:08:38convection plays a part, yes.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Of course...
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- What's convection?- Convection is when the sun heats up the ground
0:08:44 > 0:08:45and then the warm air rises.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48To demonstrate convection, you should come for a flight
0:08:48 > 0:08:49in my hot air balloon.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Boring... I mean hooray!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56MUSIC: "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Now convection - see what happens when I do this.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Ooh! We're going up!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Exactly, because I've just heated up the air in the balloon.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13It's like when you put a pan of water on a stove, and the bubbles
0:09:13 > 0:09:16bubble up when they warm up, that's what air is, it rises up, and inside
0:09:16 > 0:09:20the balloon, all the molecules are now warmer than outside the balloon.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21And the balloon goes up.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23OK, but that still doesn't explain
0:09:23 > 0:09:27why Sian Lloyd is making it rain on Friday.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29She's not actually making it rain. The rain is caused
0:09:29 > 0:09:32by these molecules that have moisture in them.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34As they rise, because they're warm,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37the air is cooler so the air condenses,
0:09:37 > 0:09:41and the water molecules become heavy and form water droplets
0:09:41 > 0:09:44and they fall out of the cloud, and that's how you get rain.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Can't get these things to work.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Flipping binoculars. Ooh!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I can see Edgar Beazley's house!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Where? - Just on the horizon, over there!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Wow, what's that massive thing in his garden? It looks like...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Oh, Blimey! - I can't see it. What is it?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- No it's nothing.- What do you see? - It's definitely not a marrow so big
0:10:04 > 0:10:06you can practically see it from space.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Thank heavens for that! That would be terrible.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Go on, pull!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Run, sheep, run!- Sorry, animals!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33See the dark clouds, weather doesn't look so good ahead,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- so I think we'll have to come down and land. Are you ready?- I think so!
0:10:36 > 0:10:42It's Sian Lloyd! She's onto us, she's making it all cloudy!
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Going down.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Ooh!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Thanks very much for the flight! - Yeah, and the lesson in contraption.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58You're welcome, and it's convection.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Here's a book about how convection works.- Thank you.- You're welcome.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- See you next time!- Thank you.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Agh! Ow!- Ooh!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Is that a guide to destroying Sian Lloyd?
0:11:11 > 0:11:15No, it's an A-Z Of Clouds by Antonia Natterjack.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Thanks very much.- You're welcome.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Says here that different clouds have
0:11:23 > 0:11:27got different names like animals and plants.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30That one is a cumulus humilis,
0:11:30 > 0:11:34or to use the Latin term, "little fluffy cloud on its own."
0:11:34 > 0:11:36That cloud looks a bit like a sheep.
0:11:36 > 0:11:42So does that one. There's another one, three, four...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44The biggest cloud of all is the
0:11:44 > 0:11:49Cumulonimbus, which can be up to 60,000 feet tall!
0:11:49 > 0:11:53They can hold half a million tons of water and
0:11:53 > 0:11:55often bring thunder and lightning.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00A bolt of lightning is hotter than the sun and carries enough energy to
0:12:00 > 0:12:03toast over 100,000 slices of bread.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- SNORING - Hot buttered toast.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15You have incurred my wrath!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19My wizard senses tell me that you have defied me
0:12:19 > 0:12:22by trying to make the sun shine on Friday!
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Just for that I command my 60,000 foot Cumulonimbuses to attack
0:12:27 > 0:12:33with wind, hailstones, and thunder and lightning.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Steadily progressing eastwards as the day goes by.
0:12:39 > 0:12:46I mean... So prepare to meet your windy, icy doom.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Ha, ha, ha, haaaa!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54SNORING
0:12:59 > 0:13:01BOTH: Aaaagh!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Get away!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06'Holy McCaskill! Sian Lloyd is an evil wizard!
0:13:06 > 0:13:07'But she seems so nice!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10'Will Sian Lloyd destroy Little Howard?!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14'Will Swingballdon be rained out? Will Big Howard be thrashed yet
0:13:14 > 0:13:16'again by Edgar Beazley's massive marrow?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18'I don't know! Here's an ad.'
0:13:23 > 0:13:27'Coming soon to The 24-Hour Weather Channel -
0:13:27 > 0:13:30'Strictly Come Rain Dancing!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33'Sick of watching weathermen telling you the weather over and over again,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36'because that's all this channel does?
0:13:36 > 0:13:40'Well, we've gathered all the rain-dancing cultures of earth
0:13:40 > 0:13:44'and several random celebrities for one final dance-off!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48'First Konnie Huq joins a Cherokee tribe from Southern Appalachia
0:13:48 > 0:13:52'to try and get the Chelsea Flower Show rained off
0:13:52 > 0:13:54'with help from Haka the dog!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57'Strictly Come Rain Dancing.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02'Mercifully the only precipitation based reality show on TV!'
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14It's true! Sian Lloyd is an evil wizard!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17A beautiful evil wizard!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20And she came to me in a dream and told me she was going to send a
0:14:20 > 0:14:22"Curlycue Omnibus" to get me.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Cumulonimbus. - Yeah, she's going to send wind and
0:14:27 > 0:14:30hail and thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening. Me, Galileo!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Galileo!
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- What?- We need to fight weather with weather!
0:14:35 > 0:14:38We have got to launch a solar mirror
0:14:38 > 0:14:43- into space and zap her with it. - Of course!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46What happened when the Russians launched their mirror?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50It projected a bright spot on the surface of the earth
0:14:50 > 0:14:52five kilometres wide!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Fantastic! It made it sunny over a five kilometre area?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58For a bit, yes.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59How long for? A month?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01About half a second.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04That'll do the... What?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08The trouble was the spot moved at the same speed the earth spins round
0:15:08 > 0:15:11so it travelled from southern France to Western Russia at
0:15:11 > 0:15:13three hundred miles an hour.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16So...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- You've completely wasted your time! - Right...
0:15:23 > 0:15:28We need to learn to defend ourselves against Sian Lloyd's powers but how?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Give us one second.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33In your own time, no rush.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38What's this?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40This is Southampton University's wind tunnel.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44They use it to test cars and boats and planes against the
0:15:44 > 0:15:48forces of Sian Lloyd, sometimes referred to as the "weather".
0:15:48 > 0:15:51OK. And why am I in it?
0:15:51 > 0:15:56We need to build up your resistance to high speed winds.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Right. One more question.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Why me?- Because you're the biggest.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05When Sian strikes I shall be hiding behind you, or up your jumper.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12- Right.- OK, start defending yourself, please.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16I'm not sure about this, Little Howard, with the fans...
0:16:16 > 0:16:19OK. Firstly an umbrella.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- Ooh. OK. Rihanna can't always be right. Try a "packa-macka".- What?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37BIG HOWARD SHOUTS INCOHERENTLY
0:16:37 > 0:16:40What about a tent? Try a tent please.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Maybe not.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh dear.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49INCOHERENT SHOUTING
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Sorry, I can't hear you saying I don't want to do this, because
0:16:51 > 0:16:54you're in a wind tunnel! Come on!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Imagine it's Sian Lloyd's wind! Protect yourself!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Well, I think that was very funny.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09What?
0:17:09 > 0:17:13I mean, useful. Very, very...useful.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15If we were to run into Sian Lloyd
0:17:15 > 0:17:18now, you'd definitely be able to hold your own against her.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21You think so?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Hello boys! I'd like you to meet...
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Sian Lloyd!- Oh, you've already met?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Aaarrgh! Fire up the wind tunnel!
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Intercept her nuclear rhombus clouds!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Ow!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43You have defied me once too often, Little Howard!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47I challenge you to a weather duel.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I forecast heavy showers.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Agh! Right! You've asked for this.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Take that.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Oh!
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Aaagh! It's so cold!
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Do you submit to the awesome power of the weather wizard?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Two can play at that game.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Take that.- Agh!
0:18:22 > 0:18:29Right, now you've done it, Little Howard. Be prepared to say goodbye.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Aaaargh!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:18:36 > 0:18:41I've got you now Little Howard!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Little Howard!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Little Howard!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Little Howard?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Are you all right?
0:18:52 > 0:18:57Agh! Oh! You look much less evil when you're not in a sinister
0:18:57 > 0:18:59dream sequence. And you are a lot
0:18:59 > 0:19:03prettier in real life and you've got such lovely eyes, Sian Lloyd.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06That's Miss Lloyd to you! I'm so sorry about that, Miss Lloyd.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Mother invited me over.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11We met when she was a fax machine at the Met Office.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14We went scuba-diving once in Honduras.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19She said she was worried because you thought I was a weather wizard.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Oh, you're not a weather wizard are you?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26You're a weather angel.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30I don't know what you're playing at, but I saw her first.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I'm sorry, Little Howard, all the signs are it is
0:19:32 > 0:19:35going to be heavy rain on Friday. Lashings of rain.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40I don't care any more. You see...
0:19:40 > 0:19:43# Whether the weather is cloudy or grey
0:19:43 > 0:19:46# Raining tomorrow or hailing today
0:19:46 > 0:19:49# You break the bad news in such a nice way
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you... #
0:19:52 > 0:19:53I saw her first!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55# Whether the weather is drizzly or wet
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# You're the best weather one I've ever met
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# You warn me of thunder but I soon forget
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you
0:20:31 > 0:20:35# Call it a rain storm or a heavy dew
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# Say it's inclement or the weather is poo
0:20:37 > 0:20:41# Name it a cold snap or a touch of flu
0:20:41 > 0:20:43# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you
0:20:43 > 0:20:47BOTH: # Whether it's hail or a tropical storm
0:20:47 > 0:20:49# Big, nasty cold front but you'll keep us warm
0:20:49 > 0:20:53# I'd sit through a blizzard to watch you perform
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# You ruined my holiday
0:20:55 > 0:20:57# With no apology
0:20:57 > 0:21:00BOTH: # Meteorology that's where we want to be
0:21:00 > 0:21:07# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you. #
0:21:11 > 0:21:13PHONE RINGS
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Hello?- 'Are you that Big Howard?' - Yes...
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Little Howard, I'm sorry about Swingballdon, but couldn't you
0:21:20 > 0:21:23just hold the Grand Final indoors?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Inside! Brilliant!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Why didn't I think of that?
0:21:28 > 0:21:33It's that sort of enormous leap of logic that keeps you at the top of
0:21:33 > 0:21:36your profession.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I don't believe it!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Edgar Beazley's marrow patch was
0:21:40 > 0:21:42struck by lightning this afternoon.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Which me being the only other competitor means,
0:21:45 > 0:21:49I win Purley's Heaviest Marrow Competition by default.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52But it's not even cloudy today.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54How did that happen?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I wonder.