Why Can't I Be Bigger?

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0:00:08 > 0:00:10Big Howard! Big Howard! Mrs Petti...

0:00:10 > 0:00:12What are you doing?

0:00:12 > 0:00:16Well, I can't afford one of those gel-padded bicycle seats,

0:00:16 > 0:00:18so I thought I'd stuff mine with jelly.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Genius. Big Howard, Mrs Pettigrew from number 42

0:00:21 > 0:00:23said how much I've grown! Quick! Let's measure me!

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Oh, I can't really, much too busy.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30She said "My, haven't you grown?"

0:00:30 > 0:00:33She says that to me all the time, and I haven't grown for 15 years.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37She probably means you've grown out instead of up.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Come on! Quick! Measure me!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Um...I...I can't find a pencil.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Is there some reason you don't want to measure me?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46No, of course there isn't. Why would there be?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Then get on with it, pastry face!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53LITTLE HOWARD BREATHES IN

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh, no, I don't believe it! It's the same as last year!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58And the year before.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- And the year before! And the year before...- Oh!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04But the year before, you shot right up.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08You know full well that I wore a massive top hat

0:01:08 > 0:01:10for that entire year!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14The thing is, Little Howard, you're a cartoon boy.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Well, I know that, flumpy-chops.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Cartoon boys don't grow.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22What?!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Look at Bart Simpson,

0:01:24 > 0:01:27look at Dennis The Menace, look at Richard Hammond.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31So...I'm going to stay this little...

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- for ever?- I'm afraid so.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I'm sorry, Little Howard.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46KLAXON

0:01:46 > 0:01:50I, Little Howard, have come up with another one of my Big Questions!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Why can't I be bigger?!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I do wish you wouldn't do that.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00BIG HOWARD SIGHS

0:02:00 > 0:02:02KLAXON

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# I love monkeys, I love monkeys

0:02:05 > 0:02:08# All those happy little chirpy little monkeys

0:02:08 > 0:02:11# With their tails and their bananas

0:02:11 > 0:02:16# I think that if we all were monkeys, we'd have happier mananas

0:02:16 > 0:02:18# Give me monkeys, lots of monkeys

0:02:18 > 0:02:21# For you know that it's the monkeys I adore

0:02:21 > 0:02:24# If my love said that she did not love those monkeys

0:02:24 > 0:02:27# I wouldn't love her any more. #

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Thank you very much!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Aaarrgh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Aahh!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, no! He's eaten Little Howard!

0:02:41 > 0:02:46And you thought not having a bath for two weeks was a bad idea!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Pull on my legs, Big Howard!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I've already told you, Little Howard, you can't grow.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:04 > 0:03:07FRONT DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, please don't do that, Little Howard,

0:03:09 > 0:03:11you'll turn your nose inside-out!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14But Mother said if I want to grow up big and strong

0:03:14 > 0:03:15I've got to eat my greenies!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I think you'll find that's "greens".

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Definitely greenies.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21What's in the box, Big Howard?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Nothing! Nothing in the box.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Um... I'm just going to put... nothing upstairs.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Ooh! HE CHUCKLES

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Doesn't look like "nothing" to me!- Ah!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I'm in big trouble. LITTLE HOWARD HOLDS BREATH

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Mother's spotted my... Aaah... FLIES BUZZ

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Ahhh, what is that smell?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56What are you doing?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- I'm standing in a bucket of horse poo.- Oh, right.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Why?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04It's fertilizer! It'll help me grow!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06That won't work either, Little Howard. Look,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08being big isn't all good.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I'm banging my head on things constantly.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13That's not because you're tall - you're clumsy.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Look what happened earlier,

0:04:15 > 0:04:18you head-butted the wall for no reason whatsoever.

0:04:18 > 0:04:24- That was because you set off...! - And what, exactly, is this?!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Ah. Erm...

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Now, I can explain.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's not what you think. I...

0:04:30 > 0:04:32It doesn't mean anything.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37- I was only using it for work. - A new, tiny, skinny laptop, is it!?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Not to replace you or anything! I just needed something more slimline!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Leave this house...NOW!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47And take your floozy laptop with you!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Mother was quite cross with you, wasn't she?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57I had no idea she could actually breath fire!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Mmmm.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Oh, this is a good example of how smaller things can be better.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Every time they bring out a new phone

0:05:04 > 0:05:08or lovely, beautiful, sleek, slimline laptop,

0:05:08 > 0:05:11it's quicker and smaller than the rubbish ones that went before.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12(Like Mother.)

0:05:12 > 0:05:16- I heard that!- Her ear circuits are still working pretty well.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I know something to cheer you up!

0:05:18 > 0:05:23# Everyone is singing, all the children smiling

0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Hum along

0:05:27 > 0:05:30# Days are so much better

0:05:30 > 0:05:33# Love that once was old is new again

0:05:35 > 0:05:38# We go around and around

0:05:38 > 0:05:42# And around and around and around... #

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Little did the passengers

0:05:43 > 0:05:47on the 3.52 from the airport to the water mill know,

0:05:47 > 0:05:49that above their tiny puny heads

0:05:49 > 0:05:52lurked The Incredible Giant Boy!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58MOTHER SOBS

0:06:07 > 0:06:10MOTHER SOBS

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I suppose I am getting on a bit.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Perhaps I should make more of an effort.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Maybe I should get that upgrade.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I get emails about enhancements all the time.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Now, let's see what new hardware there is available.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Ooh, that's very cheap!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Quake, puny earthlings!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm enormous!

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Please climb down from that exhibit, tiny child.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Little less of the "tiny", if you don't mind.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Why? He is tiny.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50Oh, bless his little, tiny, weeny pipsqueak microfibre cotton socks.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Oh, were you pretending to be big?

0:06:53 > 0:06:58Oh, bless. That's quite funny.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Sometimes I get down on all fours and I pretend to be very little.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Do you?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yes! It's rubbish, isn't it?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I'm very glad I'm unfeasibly tall.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Don't pay any attention to...

0:07:11 > 0:07:14"Gordon the Tactless Giant"?

0:07:14 > 0:07:15You've upset him now!

0:07:15 > 0:07:20Have I? I didn't realise he could hear us way down there,

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- with his incy-wincy ears. - He's sensitive about...

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Because, I am incredibly tall, you see,

0:07:27 > 0:07:28unlike your adorably pint-sized

0:07:28 > 0:07:32and titchy, squirty little chum down there.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Go away!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38No need to be rude!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Hey! Why don't we attack the castle

0:07:42 > 0:07:46or you could pretend to be Godzilla by the working windmill?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50It's all ruined now. Let's go home.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Like a fat giraffe!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:07:57 > 0:07:59BIG HOWARD WHIMPERS

0:08:02 > 0:08:07Oh, I got you something from the model village gift shop

0:08:07 > 0:08:08to cheer you up.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12"The Little Book Of Cool Little Things

0:08:12 > 0:08:15"by Len the Chirpy Dwarf.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17"Bargain bin, 20p."

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Thanks.- That's the other good thing about small things -

0:08:20 > 0:08:23a lot of them are very cheap.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26ZX SPECTRUM LOADING TONE

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, good, Mother's upgrading.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33While she's asleep, I'll just pop out and buy Cheryl

0:08:33 > 0:08:38- a nice new laptop cosy. She must be a bit chilly.- Cheryl?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Um...the laptop. I...I...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43The laptop.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Ah, hello, dear! You're right on time.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I've just been online shopping

0:08:53 > 0:08:57at Swanky-Peripherals- for-the-Mature-Lady-Computer.com

0:08:57 > 0:08:59and my upgrade has just finished!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01You don't need an upgrade, Mother.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Oh, bless you for saying so, but I think you'll like this!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07ELECTRONIC WHIRRING

0:09:08 > 0:09:11What is that?!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14It is a Multi-Cellular Enlargement Scanning Arm!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Wow! I mean,

0:09:16 > 0:09:19now you're talki... What's that?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21It could help answer your Big Question!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22It's only a prototype

0:09:22 > 0:09:25but it says on the packaging, "Nothing could possibly go wrong."

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Stand still!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Don't pay any attention to them. Nasty Mother.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35THUDDING FOOTSTEPS

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Erm...you can't come in here. I'm just...erm...

0:09:47 > 0:09:50building a new wall.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Right. Where's Little Howard?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Little Howard?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh, I don't know anyone called Little Howard.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02There's Massive The Size Of A House Howard, who's just popped out.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05What do you mean "Massive The Size Of A House Little Howard"?

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Aaaarrggh!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14'What has MOTHER done?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17'Will she stop at nothing to get Big Howard back

0:10:17 > 0:10:20'for buying Cheryl... I mean, the laptop?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21'Lovely laptop that she is.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24'And Little Howard's massive!'

0:10:28 > 0:10:32'Coming soon, the Tiny Classics Season -

0:10:32 > 0:10:35'a series of films specially for the tincy-wincy.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38'This Sunday, Microscopic Sherlock Holmes -

0:10:38 > 0:10:40'the first ever costume drama entirely performed

0:10:40 > 0:10:42'by germs on a slide.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45'Starring the Ebola Virus as the great detective.'

0:10:45 > 0:10:48So we're in the digestive tract.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Is there a name for this canal, Holmes?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Alimentary, my dear Watson, alimentary.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57There's no need to be smug, Holmes, just tell me what it's called!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00It's the alimentary can... Never mind.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03'Coming soon - Subatomic Glee!'

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Argh!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- What have you done to him?! - Erm...nothing!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17He's always been 15 metres tall, hasn't he?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19No, he hasn't, and you know it!

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Well, growth-spurts are a bit like buses, aren't they?

0:11:23 > 0:11:27You wait ages, then a big 15-metre one turns up out of nowhere.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Where's he going?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31He did mention something about going to settle an argument

0:11:31 > 0:11:34with a giant called Gordon.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Oh, heck! Little Howard!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38No-o-o-o-o!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Right, you...

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- DEEP VOICE:- Gordon! Where are you?!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Gordon? Gordon?!

0:11:54 > 0:11:58That can't be him, he's tiny.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Oops, silly me.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Come here, you!

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Aarrgh!

0:12:04 > 0:12:09Not so little now, am I, you big tactless bully?!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Little Howard!

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Look at me, Big Howard! I'm enormous!

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- I warn you, you'll bang your head on something.- What about me?!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Put that giant down immediately!

0:12:21 > 0:12:26Serves him right! Stupid tiny giant!

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Ow!

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I told you!

0:12:30 > 0:12:33GORDON WAILS

0:12:33 > 0:12:36WAILING CONTINUES

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Little Howard, come down here this instant, young man,

0:12:39 > 0:12:42before you get shot down by biplanes.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Biplanes? Ha!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I eat biplanes for breakfast!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Right! I'm telling Mother. You just wait...

0:12:50 > 0:12:52PHONE RINGS

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Don't pretend you can't hear me!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Hello, Purley 90210.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Ha! Now you're for it!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Mother, Little Howard's running rampage across Purley!

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- CRASHING - I think I've squashed your car.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10He's squashed several cars and he's taken a hostage!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Boys will be boys!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14You've got to shrink him back to normal size.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16He's accidentally running amok!

0:13:16 > 0:13:20I know, I'll put you onto your new computer, shall I?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- No, Mother, no!- I'm sure she can help.- Mother, no!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26What's the matter, dear? Cat got your sound card?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28'Oh, hi, Cheryl, hi.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31'Could you just put me back on to Mother, please?'

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Thanks, bye-bye. Mother, will you stop mucking about?!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Not so old and useless now, am I?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Big Howard, I'm hungry.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44And I think I'm going to need bigger portions than usual.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46OK, just chew on a tree or something.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49You've got to shrink him back! He's about to eat a cow!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- MOOING - Sorry!

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Oh!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Fine! I'll reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59- But I may want you to do something in return.- Whatever you want!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Just shrink him!

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Big Howard, if I do find enough food to eat,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07where am I going to go poo-poo?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Try Croydon, dear. Hold onto your hats!

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Ow!

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Hey, why is the ground getting closer

0:14:22 > 0:14:24and I'm not falling over?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- I'm shrinking! - Mother's reversed the process.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Oh, good, I don't think I like being this big.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I'll just be as big as Gordon, please.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Ha! I'll be bigger than you again any minute!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You're right! Last chance!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Aaarrrgh!

0:14:40 > 0:14:45Oh, no! I'm not even big enough to attack a city now!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Although I could still menace a shopping centre.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51OK, a small shopping centre.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Oh, no!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55I'm only a bit bigger than Big Howard now!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57OK, that'll do!

0:14:57 > 0:15:00We can re-name the double act The Similarly-Sized Howards!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Can I stop shrinking now, please?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Not any smaller!

0:15:05 > 0:15:08No, I'm nearly as small as I started!

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Oh, monkey doos!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Phew! That's that sorted.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Feels like we should sing a song now

0:15:16 > 0:15:19about all the things you learnt when you were tall... Oh, dear.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21What? Oh!

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Now you've started growing, Big Howard!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28I'm not growing, Little Howard! You're still shrinking!

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- What? Argh!- Don't panic! I'll call Mother.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- PHONE RINGS - Right, that's that sorted.

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Now, let's see if you look as pretty with your circuits on the outside.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41People will think I'm Tom Thumb!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44They'll think I'm Tom Little-Finger now! What are we going to do?!

0:15:44 > 0:15:47We need urgent medical help!

0:15:47 > 0:15:51- Where do you get medical help for someone as small as you?- Oh, I know!

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Where are you going?!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56PHONE RINGS

0:15:56 > 0:16:00You'll be passing USB information through your headphone socket,

0:16:00 > 0:16:02you wireless cow!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09You've got to help me. I'm shrinking!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Can you show me the way to the hospital?

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Thank you, madam!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15# I want to be big

0:16:15 > 0:16:17# Bigger than that

0:16:17 > 0:16:19# Bigger than I figure I need to be

0:16:19 > 0:16:22# I want to be huge Huge as a house

0:16:22 > 0:16:24# A house is a mouse compared to me

0:16:24 > 0:16:27# I want to be ginormous and gigantic

0:16:27 > 0:16:29# A giant would be frantic when they see me

0:16:29 > 0:16:32# I want to be large

0:16:32 > 0:16:36# Larger than life Or large as a life-sized effigy... #

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Can everybody please just watch where they're standing?

0:16:40 > 0:16:44My tiny cartoon child's around here somewhere!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48# There's nothing wrong with being small

0:16:48 > 0:16:51# You're hard to find, but that is all

0:16:51 > 0:16:53# There's nothing wrong with being wee

0:16:53 > 0:16:56# If you are big enough to see... #

0:16:56 > 0:16:57You! Stop moving!

0:16:57 > 0:17:01What do you mean it isn't a fully functioning hospital!

0:17:01 > 0:17:04It says "hospital" on it! That's false advertising!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Oh, dear.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08- # I want to be big - But you're little

0:17:08 > 0:17:11# Bigger than that Bigger than I figure I need to be

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- # I want to be huge - But you're little

0:17:13 > 0:17:17# Huge as a house A house is a mouse compared to me

0:17:17 > 0:17:19# There's nothing wrong with being small

0:17:19 > 0:17:23# You're hard to find, but that is all

0:17:23 > 0:17:25# Don't belittle little ones

0:17:25 > 0:17:28# Is that you by the hospital nuns?

0:17:29 > 0:17:33# I want to be ginormous and gigantic

0:17:33 > 0:17:35# A giant would be frantic when they see me

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- # I want to be large - But you're little

0:17:37 > 0:17:41# Larger than life, or large as a life-sized effigy

0:17:41 > 0:17:43# Don't say small, say petite

0:17:43 > 0:17:46# Look where you put your massive feet

0:17:46 > 0:17:49# Don't say small, say elegant

0:17:49 > 0:17:52# Watch your hooves, you elephant... #

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Little Howard?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58There's only one thing for it.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Mother!

0:18:01 > 0:18:04# I want to be big, bigger than that

0:18:04 > 0:18:07# Bigger than I figure I need to be

0:18:07 > 0:18:10# I want to be huge Huge as a house

0:18:10 > 0:18:13# A house is a mouse compared to me. #

0:18:15 > 0:18:17You've got to stop him shrinking!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I ain't got to do nothing, sonny!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- I'm on strike!- What?!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24I have been replaced, superseded,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27cast aside, scrapped!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Please! There's no telling how small he is by now!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32# I want to be ginormous and gigantic

0:18:32 > 0:18:34# A giant would be frantic when they see me

0:18:34 > 0:18:36# I want to be large

0:18:36 > 0:18:42# Larger than life, or large as a life-sized effigy. #

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Please, he's shrinking.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47I don't how small you have to get before you disappear completely!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Right, there's just the small matter

0:18:49 > 0:18:52of you smashing up your stupid new laptop.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54What?!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Go on. You'll feel better.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00No, not Cheryl! Please, anything but Cheryl. Not Cheryl. Please.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02I'm not getting out my enlargement zapper

0:19:02 > 0:19:06until you've typed a letter on her with a lump hammer.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08HOWARD WHIMPERS

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Come on, chop, chop. Smash, smash.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Do it quickly and she won't feel a thing.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17MELANCHOLY MUSIC

0:19:17 > 0:19:20TEARFULLY: I'm so sorry, Cheryl!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22HOWARD SOBS

0:19:40 > 0:19:42HE WAILS

0:19:46 > 0:19:49There, that wasn't too hard, was it?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Shut up and zap him back to normal. - Oh, I can try -

0:19:52 > 0:19:55problem is I have no control over the enlargement scanner.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57- What?!- It's an untested prototype.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00They let me use it for cheap to see if it works.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03I'll see what I can do, though.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06- Here goes nothing!- No!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Little Howard! ELECTRONIC WHIRRING

0:20:14 > 0:20:19Oh, dear. There's something very odd happening. Oooh!

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Little Howard?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Have you seen Little Howard?- What,

0:20:42 > 0:20:44that stupid little squirt?!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46He tried to get the better of me.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Well, no-one gets the better of Gordon the Tactless Giant!

0:20:49 > 0:20:51ELECTRONIC HUMMING

0:20:53 > 0:20:55What was that?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Ow!- I'm little again!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59I mean, normal little!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Brilliant!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Hey, we should measure you again.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06See if you've put on another centimetre.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10No, I'm happy with the size I am, so long as I don't get any smaller.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Hey, where's Mother?- She'll be hiding, if she's got any sense.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16I'm here!

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Oi! Hello?!

0:21:19 > 0:21:21BOTH LAUGH

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Oh, I prefer being this size, actually.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29It's a micro-computer!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31More like Mini-Mum!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33BOTH LAUGH

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Yes, har-har-har(!)

0:21:34 > 0:21:38Of course you realise this means I can't do any housework?

0:21:38 > 0:21:42DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:21:42 > 0:21:44BOTH: Aaaaargh!