0:00:02 > 0:00:06# La la la la... #
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# My dog had scabies... #
0:00:12 > 0:00:14AIRHORN
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# I, Little Howard have come up with
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Another one of my Big Questions!
0:00:18 > 0:00:24# Can we sing for a whole episode? #
0:00:30 > 0:00:36# How I wish you wouldn't do that I do wish you wouldn't do that
0:00:36 > 0:00:42# I think you already knew that But I do wish you wouldn't do that! #
0:00:42 > 0:00:43AIRHORN
0:00:43 > 0:00:47# I love monkeys, I love monkeys
0:00:47 > 0:00:51# All those happy little Chirpy little monkeys
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# With their tails and their bananas
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# I think that if we all were monkeys we'd have happier mananas
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Give me monkeys, lots of monkeys
0:01:00 > 0:01:04# For you know that it's the monkeys I adore!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06# If my love said that she did not love those monkeys
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# I wouldn't love her any more. #
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Thank you very much!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# What do you say to a musical?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25# No better way than a musical
0:01:25 > 0:01:26# What a fine day for a musical
0:01:26 > 0:01:29# There is no way to refusical!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33# You have just got to be joking, kid Singing can get a bit insipid
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# Hiring a band'll cost several quid
0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Let's do the first song we ever did. #
0:01:41 > 0:01:45# Sleep will calm you
0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Bed will rest you
0:01:48 > 0:01:52# I have got to go to sleep
0:01:52 > 0:01:55# Go to bed or go insane
0:01:55 > 0:02:00# After several days awake I have found it hard to take
0:02:00 > 0:02:04# Control back of my brain
0:02:04 > 0:02:08# I have got to close my eyes
0:02:08 > 0:02:12# Close the door upon the day
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# After several days alert
0:02:14 > 0:02:18# My head has start to hurt Drop off and float away. #
0:02:20 > 0:02:25# And I can answer your question
0:02:25 > 0:02:29# Of why you go to bed
0:02:29 > 0:02:36# That if you don't you'll go out of your head
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# I have got to have a kip
0:02:38 > 0:02:40# Sleep will calm you
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# Let my brain rest for the night
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# Bed will rest you
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# I need more than forty winks That is what the expert thinks
0:02:48 > 0:02:50# For my head to wake up right
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Bed will rest you
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# I have got to go to bed
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Sleep will calm you
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# Go to sleep or go beserk
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# Bed will rest you
0:03:00 > 0:03:04# It is not coincidental That I've been a little mental
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# And my legs no longer work
0:03:08 > 0:03:13# For sleep's your mind's little playground
0:03:13 > 0:03:17# And dreams, its cinema
0:03:17 > 0:03:24# Bed bugs are the extras You're the star!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26# I have got to go to sleep
0:03:26 > 0:03:27# Sleep will calm you
0:03:27 > 0:03:29# Go to bed or go insane
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# Bed will rest you
0:03:31 > 0:03:36# After several days awake I am finding it hard to take
0:03:36 > 0:03:38# Control...of my brain
0:03:38 > 0:03:41# Bed will rest you
0:03:41 > 0:03:45# Sleep will calm you
0:03:45 > 0:03:49# Bed will rest you. #
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# Never trust a pigeon with your money or career
0:04:01 > 0:04:04# If you lend him anything it's sure to disappear
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Pigeons should be viewed with suspicion, dread and fear
0:04:07 > 0:04:10# Never trust a pigeon!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13# Some of them are scrawny Some of them are fat
0:04:13 > 0:04:17# I'd only trust a pigeon on the inside of a cat
0:04:17 > 0:04:19# They are what you get if you stick feathers on a bat
0:04:19 > 0:04:21# Never trust a pigeon! #
0:04:21 > 0:04:23PHONE RINGS
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Hello? Oh.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28# Surely all pigeons can't be that bad?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31# It's just a bad experience that you have had
0:04:31 > 0:04:34# I know I nicked some money but let's not go mad
0:04:34 > 0:04:36# There's nothing wrong with pigeons!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40# Pigeons are nasty, pigeons are sly
0:04:40 > 0:04:42# They are what you get if you stick feathers on a fly
0:04:42 > 0:04:45# You ask Nelson's Column, he'll reply
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# "Never trust a pigeon!"
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yes, hello? Oh, it's him again.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53# We are just misunderstood
0:04:53 > 0:04:56# In our pigeon chests we're good
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Be you stool pigeon or wood
0:04:58 > 0:05:01# You can trust a pigeon!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07# Yes, our pigeon caused some consternation
0:05:07 > 0:05:10# But who are we to hand him a damnation?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14# Maybe it's because he's animation
0:05:14 > 0:05:18# Never trust cartoons! #
0:05:18 > 0:05:21# You can't say that that's appalling
0:05:21 > 0:05:24# There's so much that you're ignoring
0:05:24 > 0:05:27# I'm not like him just because I'm a drawing
0:05:27 > 0:05:29# There's nothing wrong with cartoons!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# It's not fair, that's my point
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# Don't get your beak all out of joint
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# You can't judge people by what they look like
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# We can't judge you by another cartoon, tyke
0:05:43 > 0:05:46# Yes, OK, I think I see
0:05:46 > 0:05:50# If I judge him then he can judge me
0:05:50 > 0:05:54# But on one thing we can agree
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- # He's a mean, mean pigeon - He's a mean, mean pigeon
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- # He's a mean, mean pigeon - He's a mean, mean pigeon
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- # He's a mean, mean pigeon - He's a mean, mean pigeon
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- # He's a mean, mean pigeon - Pigeon
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- # Pigeon.- Pigeon.- Pigeon - Pigeon.- Pigeon.- Pigeon! #
0:06:11 > 0:06:17# Your suggestion for a big question Is enough to give me indigestion
0:06:17 > 0:06:19# I'm no singer and I'm no dancer
0:06:19 > 0:06:23# Let's hear a song that gives a big answer
0:06:26 > 0:06:30# Will I ever chat to a velociraptor?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32# Go one on one
0:06:32 > 0:06:34# With an iguanodon?
0:06:34 > 0:06:39# Will my eyes alight on an anatotitan?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43# Will they ever focus on a diplodocus?
0:06:43 > 0:06:49# Oh, will I see a T-Rex attack a stegosaurus's spiky back?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53# Utahraptors hunting in packs Will the dinosaurs ever come back?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01# Will I share my packed meal with a pterodactyl?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03# Will I give my coleslaw
0:07:03 > 0:07:05# To an icthyosaur?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08# Give my fizzy pop
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# To triceratops?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12# Have a slice of cheese
0:07:12 > 0:07:13# Saurornithoides... #
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That's my cheese, give me the cheese!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17# Sing the chorus to a brontosaurus!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# Oh, will I see a T-Rex attack
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# A stegosauraus's spiky back?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# Utharaptors hunting in packs
0:07:24 > 0:07:26# Oh, will the dinosaurs ever come back?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30# But a stegosaurus
0:07:30 > 0:07:31# Is gonna floor us
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# And a pterodactyl
0:07:34 > 0:07:36# Will have me for a packed meal
0:07:36 > 0:07:39# With an iguanodon
0:07:39 > 0:07:41# I get stepped upon
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# And a Tyrannosaurus
0:07:43 > 0:07:45# Is going to want to gore us... #
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Aaaaaah!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50# I hope the dinosaurs don't come back
0:07:50 > 0:07:53# Or else I'll be a T-Rex's snack
0:07:53 > 0:07:55# I've seen a brontosaurus attack
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# I hope the dinosaurs don't come back
0:07:57 > 0:07:59# I hope the dinosaurs don't come back
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# Or else I'll be a T-Rex's snack
0:08:01 > 0:08:03# I've seen the brontosaurus attack
0:08:03 > 0:08:06# I hope the dinosaurs never come back. #
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Aaaah!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12PHONE RINGS
0:08:15 > 0:08:20# Your song-singing antics have got their reward
0:08:20 > 0:08:25# There's no-one else up for a music award
0:08:25 > 0:08:30# If you can keep singing for 22 minutes
0:08:30 > 0:08:35# There's a Children's BAFTA...
0:08:35 > 0:08:40# You definitely could win it! #
0:08:40 > 0:08:44# Quick, let's play another song
0:08:44 > 0:08:46# Pick one that's worthy
0:08:46 > 0:08:54# And preferably looooooooooong! #
0:08:57 > 0:09:01# Whether the weather is cloudy or grey
0:09:01 > 0:09:03# Raining tomorrow, or hailing today
0:09:03 > 0:09:06# You break the bad news in such a nice way
0:09:06 > 0:09:09# Sian Lloyd I'm thinking of you... #
0:09:09 > 0:09:10I saw her first!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# Whether the weather is drizzly or wet
0:09:12 > 0:09:16# You're the best weather-one I've ever met
0:09:16 > 0:09:19# You warn me of thunder but I soon forget
0:09:19 > 0:09:22# Sian Lloyd I'm thinking of you... #
0:09:48 > 0:09:52# Call it a rain storm or a heavy dew
0:09:52 > 0:09:55# Say it's inclement or the weather is poo
0:09:55 > 0:09:58# Name it a cold snap or a touch of flu
0:09:58 > 0:10:01# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you
0:10:01 > 0:10:05# Whether it's hail or a tropical storm
0:10:05 > 0:10:08# Big nasty cold front but you'll keep us warm
0:10:08 > 0:10:11# I'd sit through a blizzard to watch you perform
0:10:11 > 0:10:13# You ruined my holiday
0:10:13 > 0:10:14# With no apology
0:10:14 > 0:10:17# Meteorology that's where we want to be
0:10:17 > 0:10:19# Sian Lloyd...
0:10:19 > 0:10:24# I'm thinking of you. #
0:10:28 > 0:10:29# I want to be big
0:10:29 > 0:10:31# Bigger than that
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# Bigger than I figure I need to be
0:10:34 > 0:10:35# I want to be huge
0:10:35 > 0:10:36# Huge as a house
0:10:36 > 0:10:38# A house is a mouse compared to me
0:10:38 > 0:10:42# I want to be gi...normous and gigantic
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# A giant would be frantic when they see me
0:10:44 > 0:10:46# I want to be large
0:10:46 > 0:10:47# Larger than life
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Or large as a life-sized effigy
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# There's nothing wrong with being small
0:10:52 > 0:10:55# You're hard to find but that is all
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# There's nothing wrong with being wee
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# If you are big enough to see... #
0:11:00 > 0:11:01You! Stop moving there!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05What do you mean, it isn't a fully functioning hospital!?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07It says "hospital" on it!
0:11:07 > 0:11:08That is false advertising!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, dear.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12# I want to be big...
0:11:11 > 0:11:12But you're little
0:11:12 > 0:11:13# Bigger than that
0:11:13 > 0:11:15# Bigger than I figure I need to be
0:11:15 > 0:11:17# I want to be huge...
0:11:16 > 0:11:17But you're little
0:11:17 > 0:11:19# Huge as a house
0:11:19 > 0:11:21# A house is a mouse compared to me
0:11:21 > 0:11:24# There's nothing wrong with being small
0:11:24 > 0:11:26# You're hard to find but that is all
0:11:26 > 0:11:29# Don't belittle little ones
0:11:29 > 0:11:31# Is that you by the hospital nuns?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37# I want to be gi...normous and gigantic
0:11:37 > 0:11:39# A giant would be frantic when they see me
0:11:39 > 0:11:41# I want to be large
0:11:40 > 0:11:41# But you're little
0:11:41 > 0:11:43# Larger than life
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# Or large as a life-sized effigy!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47# Don't say small, say petite
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# Look where you put your massive feet
0:11:50 > 0:11:53# Don't say small, say elegant
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Watch your hooves, you elephant! #
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Little Howard?!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02There's only one thing for it.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# I want to be big
0:12:07 > 0:12:08# Bigger than that
0:12:08 > 0:12:11# Bigger than I figure I need to be
0:12:11 > 0:12:12# I want to be huge
0:12:12 > 0:12:14# Huge as a house
0:12:14 > 0:12:16# A house is a mouse compared to me
0:12:16 > 0:12:19# I want to be gi...normous and gigantic
0:12:19 > 0:12:21# A giant would be frantic when they see me
0:12:21 > 0:12:24# I want to be large
0:12:24 > 0:12:25# Larger than life
0:12:25 > 0:12:29# Or large as a life-sized effigy. #
0:12:33 > 0:12:36# Why do people feel the need to speak?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39# Singing, it is just as valid
0:12:39 > 0:12:42# We seem to sing a song every week
0:12:42 > 0:12:45# Why have a conversation when you can have a ballad? #
0:12:51 > 0:12:54# He was only a goldfish
0:12:54 > 0:12:56# But he was mine
0:12:56 > 0:12:58# If only just for a little time
0:12:58 > 0:13:00# He was only a goldfish
0:13:00 > 0:13:02# But I'm still sad
0:13:02 > 0:13:06# He was the funniest fish I've had
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Just cos he was little
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Just cos he was small
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Just cos he was put on Earth for hardly any time at all
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# Just cos he was orange
0:13:18 > 0:13:20# Just cos he was wet
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# I'll still miss him so
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# He was only a goldfish
0:13:25 > 0:13:27# He didn't do a lot
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# He swam around his castle once
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Then once again once he'd forgot
0:13:32 > 0:13:33# It was only a castle
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# It was only a bowl
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# But he loved them so
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# And he said Just because you're plastic
0:13:43 > 0:13:44# Just because you're fake
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Just because you make bubbles
0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Come out your bum hole by mistake... #
0:13:48 > 0:13:49I'm so sorry.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51# Just cos you're a castle
0:13:51 > 0:13:52# Just cos I'm a fish
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# I still love you so
0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Remember the goldfish
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# And don't be sad
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# He made the most of what he had
0:14:02 > 0:14:04# Remember the goldfish
0:14:04 > 0:14:06# And what he'd say -
0:14:06 > 0:14:11# "Make the most of every day." #
0:14:17 > 0:14:19# You don't have to do it solo
0:14:19 > 0:14:21# Or do it on your own
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# There's one thing that you must not forget
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# If you can find a friend
0:14:25 > 0:14:27# Or get them on the phone
0:14:27 > 0:14:30# You could always do a nice duet! #
0:14:30 > 0:14:32# You're the girl of my breams
0:14:32 > 0:14:35# Though you've got a herring butt
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# It's not my plaice to say
0:14:38 > 0:14:41# As strange as it seems
0:14:41 > 0:14:44# I'll say just for the halibut
0:14:44 > 0:14:45# Oh, fishy woman
0:14:45 > 0:14:49# Please do swim my way
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# Come to me, fish woman Oh, you blow my mind
0:14:55 > 0:14:58# You've got a fish's tail Instead of a behind
0:14:58 > 0:15:01# Come to me, fish woman Girl, you blow my mind
0:15:01 > 0:15:04# You've got a fish's tail instead of a behind
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# If I stop eating fish Will you give me a kiss?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12# If I buy dolphin-friendly tuna Will you be my girlfriend sooner?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16# Half a woman, half a fish Girl, you knock me sideways
0:15:16 > 0:15:20# Girl, you are my favourite dish Not just for tea on Fridays
0:15:23 > 0:15:27# Come to me, fish woman I do not agree
0:15:27 > 0:15:30# When they say that there are many more fish in the sea
0:15:30 > 0:15:32# Come to me, fish woman Oh, you blow my mind
0:15:32 > 0:15:35# You've got a fish's tail instead of a behind
0:15:35 > 0:15:38# Come to me, fish woman Swim into my arms
0:15:38 > 0:15:41# You don't have any legs But you have so many charms
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# Come to me, fish woman Oh, what do you say?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47# Cos I ain't gonna let you be The one that got away. #
0:15:47 > 0:15:51# There are some kinds of music that can be a little boring
0:15:51 > 0:15:53# They can have you looking at the clock
0:15:53 > 0:15:56# If you've got a ditty that's leaving people snoring
0:15:56 > 0:15:59# Hit them with a bit of heavy rock! #
0:16:05 > 0:16:07# I've created a monster!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10# I've created a thing that I detest
0:16:10 > 0:16:12# In the beginning it was beautiful
0:16:12 > 0:16:15# In the beginning it was better than the best
0:16:15 > 0:16:17# I've created a monster!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20# I've created a thing that I despise
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# All I wanted was to save the day
0:16:22 > 0:16:25# Not create a hairy thing with scary eyes! #
0:16:26 > 0:16:29What have I done?!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Are you ready for the brand-new daytime quiz show for the elderly,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35infirm, and easily alarmed?
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Yes, it's here! Introducing, in his daytime television debut, the large,
0:16:40 > 0:16:45but basically unthreatening bundle of fun that is Biiiiiiig Howard Read!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48CHEERING
0:16:48 > 0:16:54HE SHOUTS UNINTELLIGIBLY
0:16:54 > 0:16:58THEY SCREAM
0:17:01 > 0:17:03# I think I'm worse than a monster!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06# When I realise that this is all my fault!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09# I think I'm worse than Dr Frankenstein
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# Even though I know I haven't got a lightning bolt
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# Think I'm worse than a monster!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17# I am worse than Dracula and Hyde
0:17:17 > 0:17:18# I'm becoming a monster!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21# And the monster comes from deep inside
0:17:21 > 0:17:22# I'm becoming a...
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# I'm becoming a...
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# I'm becoming a monster!
0:17:26 > 0:17:27# I'm becoming a...
0:17:27 > 0:17:29# I'm becoming a...
0:17:29 > 0:17:33# I'm becoming a monster! #
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# I could go to any length If I had super-human strength
0:17:45 > 0:17:48# I'd be so safe from harm If I could just re-grow an arm
0:17:48 > 0:17:51# I'd probably be all right If I could see at night
0:17:51 > 0:17:54# But I know what I need to save the day!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56# I need a super visor!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# It's the only thing that will get me through
0:17:59 > 0:18:02# A super visor!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05# Put them on and they'll show me what to do!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08# A super visor!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11# Super visor will help me see the light!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# A super visor!
0:18:13 > 0:18:18# It will show me that everything's all right
0:18:22 > 0:18:24# I would never face defeat If I could see your body heat
0:18:24 > 0:18:27# I'd be good at self-defence If I could only climb a fence
0:18:27 > 0:18:30# I wouldn't be so miserable If I could be invisible
0:18:30 > 0:18:33# But I know what I need to save the day!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# I need a super visor!
0:18:36 > 0:18:40# It's the only thing that will get me through
0:18:40 > 0:18:41# A super visor!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44# Put them on and they'll show me what to do!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46# A super visor!
0:18:46 > 0:18:50# Super visor will help me see the light!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52# A super visor!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56# Show me everything is all right
0:18:56 > 0:18:58# It'll knock me into shape! Cos I'm shape-able!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# It's gonna put me in a cape! I'm in-cape-able!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02# Incapable!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06# Incapable!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08# A super visor!
0:19:08 > 0:19:12# It's the only thing that will get me through
0:19:12 > 0:19:14# A super visor!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17# Put them on and they'll show me what to do!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# A super-visor!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# It will blow their evil plan open wide
0:19:22 > 0:19:25# A super visor!
0:19:25 > 0:19:31# When you're wearing your underpants outside! #
0:19:31 > 0:19:34# With all these lovely songs
0:19:34 > 0:19:38# It would be really nice to sell them
0:19:38 > 0:19:46# Perhaps the BBC would let us just release an album!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59# I'll get you next time, my friend!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03# Though I've been vexed This is not the end
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# You've won the battle But not the war
0:20:06 > 0:20:09# I'll lick my wounds And come back for more
0:20:09 > 0:20:13# Oh, why can't we just be friends?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16# This doesn't have to be how it ends
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# You were so jealous, and I of you
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# But think together What we could do
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# I'll leap towards you From tree to tree
0:20:26 > 0:20:30# I'll take your pet seed Then off I'll flee
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# I'll chew your wiring And bury your nuts
0:20:33 > 0:20:36# I'll leap to safety As your trap shuts
0:20:36 > 0:20:39# I'll scratch your car roof With all my might
0:20:39 > 0:20:44# There's no defence from The Squirrel of the niiiiight!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47EVIL LAUGH
0:20:49 > 0:20:53# Oh, why can't we patch things up?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56# And live a lifetime Of catching up?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59# You were so jealous And I of you
0:20:59 > 0:21:02# But won't you let us Just start anew?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05# I'll get you next time, my boy
0:21:05 > 0:21:09# Though I'm perplexed I will soon destroy
0:21:09 > 0:21:12# Though I am down I am far from out
0:21:12 > 0:21:15# I'll give you something To cry about
0:21:15 > 0:21:18# I'm you, but I'm feral I'll strike like a squirrel!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20# The squirrel of the niiiiight!
0:21:20 > 0:21:25# And you will loose that fight!
0:21:25 > 0:21:31# The squirrel of the niiiiight! #
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Ah ha ha ha ha!
0:21:34 > 0:21:39# By jingo, we did it We sang every word
0:21:39 > 0:21:44# Us not mucking up That is something unheard...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# ..of...
0:21:46 > 0:21:53# By golly we've done it The whole show in song
0:21:53 > 0:21:57# We sang every word And without a note wrong!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Right, what are we doing next week?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Oh, for goodness sake! We were so close!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06What were you thinking?!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Ohh. Great big, flumping wally!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Sorry.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11I hate you!