Can I Be in Two Places at Once?

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Oh, no, not again.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Big Howard, Big Howard, Big Howard, Big Howard, Big Howard!

0:00:08 > 0:00:12Big Howard, Big Howard, Big Howard, Big Howard, Big Howard...

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Yes, what?!

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Little Susan's won tickets to Custard Expo!

0:00:16 > 0:00:21The biggest exhibition of custard and blancmange in Western Europe!

0:00:21 > 0:00:25- Wow!- There will be custard pie making, pie tasting...

0:00:25 > 0:00:28- Custard pie throwing? - No, that is strictly forbidden.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31All you can eat custard, blancmange punching.

0:00:31 > 0:00:36- I'm so excited I could throw up! In fact...- Please don't throw up!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39And I've only got to wait till tomorrow!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Tomorrow?!

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Little Howard, it's Adrian and Lynn's wedding tomorrow.- Oh, no!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Don't tell me I've got to miss Custard Expo

0:00:48 > 0:00:51to spend time with Adrian and Lynn!?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54They're the most boring people in the whole world!

0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Er, Little Howard?- They're so boring they're almost invisible!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I bet, if they were here now,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I wouldn't even notice, they are so dull!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Little Howard, they are sitting just there.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Oh. Hello, Adrian. Hello, Lynn!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10See what I mean?!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14They're the boringest pair of soggy dishcloths I've met in my life!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17You probably should have stopped by now.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20It's OK, Adrian can be a teeny bit tedious.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I remember the time when... Oh.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28Little Howard, you've to go to Adrian and Lynne's wedding.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Look, look, I've made their cake. Little Howard?

0:01:32 > 0:01:37I'm so sorry, Adrian and Lynn. He's obviously mortified.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39He never runs out like that,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- unless he's about to... - HORN BLARES

0:01:42 > 0:01:46I, Little Howard, have come up with another one of my BIG Questions!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Can I be in two places at once!?

0:01:50 > 0:01:56I do wish you wouldn't... Oh, actually, I'm fine.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Oh.

0:01:59 > 0:02:04- Sorry, Adrian and Lynn, I forgot you were there.- See what I mean?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12# I love monkeys, I love monkeys

0:02:12 > 0:02:15# All those happy little chirpy little monkeys

0:02:15 > 0:02:19# With their tails and their bananas

0:02:19 > 0:02:22# I think that if we all were monkeys we'd have happier mananas

0:02:22 > 0:02:25# Give me monkeys, lots of monkeys

0:02:25 > 0:02:28# For you know that it's the monkeys I adore,

0:02:28 > 0:02:31# If my love said that she did not love those monkeys

0:02:31 > 0:02:36# I wouldn't love her any more, thank you very much! #

0:02:36 > 0:02:39What happened to the monkeys, Little Howard?!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41The monkeys are on tour in Japan.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44They sent this dance via satellite hologram.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46And I'm still in bed.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Bye, then, sorry about all the cake!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I want to go to the Custard Exhibition,

0:02:54 > 0:02:55not Adrian and Lynn's wedding!

0:02:55 > 0:02:59You ruined their cake, and their clothes, and insulted them.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03The very least you can do is go to their wedding.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06You'll enjoy it when you get there.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Only if I have a good dream once they've sent me to sleep!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Remember the last wedding? You spent the day

0:03:12 > 0:03:14under their table having a lovely time!

0:03:14 > 0:03:18That is because their feet are better company than their heads!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Well, you are going and that is that!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Of course I'm going to the wedding.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Oh.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Right. Good!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Because I'm going to learn how to be in two places at once.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35- What you need is a doppelganger! - Brilliant! Thanks, mother!

0:03:37 > 0:03:42- What's a double-banger? Is it a massive two-headed sausage?- Nooo.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46A doppelganger is someone who looks exactly like you.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Ooh! You could invite your kind of half-brother sort-of Little Albert!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57This isn't big enough for the both of us!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01He would make the wedding less boring

0:04:01 > 0:04:05but only by endangering our lives.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07OK, how about cloning?

0:04:07 > 0:04:11No, he'd make the worst clown ever!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14He'd bury all the goody bags in the woods, next to his poo.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- TELEPHONE RINGS - Not clowning, cloning!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22It's where scientists make a perfect copy of a living thing.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25It's very difficult and complicated.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28But I know someone who'll do it for a fiver.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Brilliant!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Where are you going!? - I'm going to get cloned.- You are not!

0:04:33 > 0:04:38I need you to help me keep awake if Lynn calls again.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh, sorry, Lynn, you still there?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, if you wait I can get my clone to do it.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50No! I absolutely forbid you to get cloned!

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- Send him to his room! That'll teach him!- Yeah! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58There was no need for that.

0:04:58 > 0:05:03You monster! I shall go and comfort the poor mite!

0:05:03 > 0:05:04KNOCKING

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Little Howard?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Little Howard?- Go away!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm sorry I sent you to your room.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'm still a bit confused why I did that.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19I've given up on answering my Big Question. I want to go to sleep.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24I need your help working out how to stay awake at the wedding.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26It's not that they're boring or anything,

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- it's just that Lynn's got a very relaxing voice.- Brilliant!

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- I want some biscuits. - Do biscuits help you stay awake?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I want some bi-bi-bi-biscuits!

0:05:39 > 0:05:43"Dr Boomhouse's One-Stop Clone Shop.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47"I clone anything you like for a fiver."

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Brilliant!

0:06:11 > 0:06:16Oh! Morning, squire, want something cloning for the weekend?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Yes, please.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20A rat? Two rats. Tell you what, two sheep

0:06:20 > 0:06:24and I'll throw in a Siamese pig for free? Went a bit wrong.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Could you tell me how it works first?

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Oh, well, scientific explanations are extra, mate.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- What's it worth?- I've got...

0:06:34 > 0:06:37a used tissue and a badge.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Oh, fair enough, the explanation is not that good. Right, cloning.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Take this puppy.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Now, say you wanted two of these - and who wouldn't?

0:06:47 > 0:06:51All you've got to do is pop him into my patented cloning machine.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Oh, yeah, you do that, and that and there you go...

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Double-bingo! You've two of 'em! What about that?

0:06:58 > 0:07:02That is your explanation?! I'm takin' me tissue back.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05All right, look, don't tell anyone

0:07:05 > 0:07:09but all the information on how every living thing is grown

0:07:09 > 0:07:11is contained in DNA.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13What's that stand for?

0:07:13 > 0:07:18Deoxyribonucleic Acid. Well, thanks for popping in. Bye!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Wait a minute! Apart from a long word,

0:07:20 > 0:07:26what's Day Oxy Ribena Nuclear-hick flaccid?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Well, let's just call it DNA, shall we?

0:07:28 > 0:07:29It's tiny strips of information

0:07:29 > 0:07:33which is in all the cells of all living things.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36So it's a bit like a plan of what everything will grow into.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39So we copy the information in the DNA

0:07:39 > 0:07:43and make an exact copy of the original puppy! Hmm?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Wow!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47I want some biscuits.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Yeah, you've said that about 15 times now, Little Howard.- Brilliant!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54I, Little Howard, have come up with another of my bi-biscuits.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57VOICE FAST-FORWARDS

0:07:57 > 0:07:59That should fool him into thinking I'm still here!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Thanks, Mother, I'm off to the cloning lab now.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Ah, erm...

0:08:06 > 0:08:09LITTLE HOWARD: I want some biscuits.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Cloning lab, eh? Well, you tell him,

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- when he gets back here both of him is grounded!- Biscuits.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16All right? So what d'ya say?

0:08:16 > 0:08:21Two for a fiver or five for 20 quid? I'm robbing myself.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Shouldn't cloning take longer than three seconds?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Er, no, no, not really.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31I mean, all those other scientists, they take ages, but I'm quick.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Pronto - in, out, no questions asked, no money,

0:08:34 > 0:08:37no badges, no tissues, refundable, all right?

0:08:37 > 0:08:42- Can you clone me?- You?! Ah, well, you've got no DNA you see.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45You're a drawing. I could clone you

0:08:45 > 0:08:48for less than a fiver... if you're interested.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Mother? What are you doing in there?!

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Big Howard rumbled our plan and he's very cross.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Blimey! So that's not a great way of being in two places at once,

0:09:16 > 0:09:20if even Big Howard doesn't fall for it!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24I've got someone else. You'll need to get out of the house.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Don't worry, I've got it covered.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Don't talk to her. She is in solitary confinement. Come here now!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- You are grounded, young man. - I'm very sorry, Big Howard.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38I shan't take my eyes off you for a minute!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Trying to sneak out of the house without me noticing!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I'm not an idiot, you know! Eyes like a hawk!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Hello?! Is anyone home?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Hello, cartoon boy.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- How can I help?- Blimey! I want to be in two places at once.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07OK. I'm run by a computer program, which I can send from this body...

0:10:07 > 0:10:09..to this one.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Wow!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Why?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15We are designed to help people who can't move about,

0:10:15 > 0:10:19so one of us can ask them a question while they're in one room.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22And the other one knows about it straight away!

0:10:22 > 0:10:28Cor! But I don't think even Big Howard would think you were me.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Then you should meet Casper. Here he is.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Hello, Little Howard.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Aarrgh!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Lots of people have that reaction to me.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42But children with autism like the fact that I don't look quite human.

0:10:42 > 0:10:47- What's autism?- It affects how you interact with the world.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Autistic children don't understand other people and often get scared.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55They like that I'm a robot and they talk to me without being scared.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- I like the fact you're a robot! - Fancy a game?- Cool!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I mean, your behaviour has been...

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Don't you look at me like that, young man!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Well done! You win, Little Howard. - Yay!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18You thrashed him there, Little Howard!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I better go. Big Howard might have spotted my decoy by now.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Before you go, take this.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27"Build Your Own Super-Intelligent Robot.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30"Guaranteed not to take over the world." Thanks!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Building a robot's easy, ask these guys...

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh! I mean, ignore the men with computers,

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- they're not controlling me!- OK!

0:11:44 > 0:11:49Hi, Adrian! Hi, Lynn! Look, I've finished your replacement cake!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh, we had a heck of a time getting here.

0:11:51 > 0:11:56There was road-works on the A439184, you know, just by the garden centre.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00That's fascinating, Lynn. I'm glad you're here.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Little Howard's been really sulking,

0:12:04 > 0:12:06giving me the silent treatment.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Big Howard, I'm not sure how to tell you this...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11THUD!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Little Howard!!!!!!

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Oh dear.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20He's really quite cross, isn't he?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23I can't believe he put us both in solitary confinement.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Together!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26I've learned loads about robots

0:12:26 > 0:12:29but I can't build one if I'm stuck in here!

0:12:29 > 0:12:33There are worse places to be if you want to build a robot.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Look at all this stuff! Hmm...

0:12:37 > 0:12:43HAMMERING, CLATTERING AND DRILLING

0:12:48 > 0:12:50You can come out now.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54That'll teach you for trying to trick me so you can sneak out

0:12:54 > 0:12:56and answer your Big Question!

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Sorry, Big Howard. - That's OK, Little Howard.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03So long as we've no more of this two-places-at-once nonsense!

0:13:03 > 0:13:05I promise.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14A perfect replica - if you're a bit thick!

0:13:14 > 0:13:19If we have finished trying to go to Custard Expo,

0:13:19 > 0:13:22we need to find a way to stay awake at the wedding.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25I could always shoot you with my destruction ray.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27What destruction...?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Ahh! Arghhhh!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh! What was...?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Actually, that'll do the trick!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37I have got it set on "stun".

0:13:37 > 0:13:42But it is powerful enough to destroy an entire planet!

0:13:43 > 0:13:49- Hi, H9. How's the plan going? - He believes I'm you.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52But I think something of higher intelligence,

0:13:52 > 0:13:56like a concussed badger, will not be fooled.

0:13:56 > 0:14:02So, how can I be at the Custard Expo and the wedding at the same time?

0:14:02 > 0:14:06I'd need to fool normal, if staggeringly boring, people.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09You need a portal to a parallel universe,

0:14:09 > 0:14:14to find an alternate version of yourself and bring them back here!

0:14:14 > 0:14:20Yeah, but parallel universes are just on Dr Who, aren't they?

0:14:20 > 0:14:25Some quantum physicists believe there are many different universes

0:14:25 > 0:14:30and a new one is created every time people make decisions.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Here, I will show you.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Blimey!

0:14:34 > 0:14:38I've ripped a hole in the space/time continuum.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43- In you hop.- Little Howard! I'm trying to read an email from Lynn

0:14:43 > 0:14:48- but I keep waking up with my head on the keyboard!- Coming!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Waa-hooo!

0:14:53 > 0:14:59This is my room! Parallel-parking universe, my eye!

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Although someone's tidied up a bit.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oh, wow!

0:15:04 > 0:15:09A badly drawn version of Little Howard from a parallel universe!

0:15:09 > 0:15:14- How quaint!- Badly drawn? Why... What's that on your face!?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Little Howard, check it out!

0:15:16 > 0:15:21There's a two-dimensional version of you from a parallel universe!

0:15:21 > 0:15:22So I do have a parallel me!

0:15:22 > 0:15:27Brilliant! I can get him to go to the wedding instead!

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Aargh! This will definitely keep me awake at the wedding!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Ow! It's a great idea!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Ow! Howard, you're on fire!

0:15:41 > 0:15:43My pleasure!

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh. You are actually on fire.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Oh, must get that fixed before the invasion.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- The what?- Um...nothing!- Ow!!!

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Like, wow! Look at you. You're like me

0:15:58 > 0:16:01but from a hilariously under-funded parallel universe!

0:16:01 > 0:16:05I'm guessing your Big Howard isn't as successful as me, huh?

0:16:05 > 0:16:10I'm much more expensive than you. Check out the rendering on this.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, yeah?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Yeah, I bet if he was on your show,

0:16:14 > 0:16:19you'd have to do a cheap "best of" episode at the end of the series!

0:16:19 > 0:16:24But I'm worth it, baby. Look at the individual hairs!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27No-one'll believe we're the same person!

0:16:27 > 0:16:31What, cos I look so darned good?

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Look! Zero pixilation! - That's what I'm talking about!

0:16:34 > 0:16:35No, because you're a twonk.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38How will this help me go to Adrian and Lynn's wedding

0:16:38 > 0:16:41AND the custard exhibition?!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44It's not usually my bag to give handouts

0:16:44 > 0:16:48to scruffy oiks from other dimensions but seeing as it's you...

0:16:48 > 0:16:53well, us, I've got something in my wardrobe that might be able to help.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Come and have a look. Ciao.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Aaargh!

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Oh, hi, H9, thanks for covering for me.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04My work here is done.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08I have fooled the large humanoid and zapped him several times,

0:17:08 > 0:17:10which was good practise.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Brilliant! Practise for what?

0:17:13 > 0:17:18Nothing! Now I think I will explore the parallel universe.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23I'm so glad you didn't turn out to be one of those evil maniac robots

0:17:23 > 0:17:25that wants to take over the world.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31And bring it to its kneeeees!

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Ooh-ah! The only thing is,

0:17:34 > 0:17:39people might notice you zapping me at the wedding.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42And my suit is made of pure nylon,

0:17:42 > 0:17:45so it might be a fire risk.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50Don't worry, I think I may have the solution to all our problems,

0:17:50 > 0:17:54which is quite literally out of this world.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59CHURCH BELLS PEAL I know pronounce you man and wife.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03At the time, Adrian was driving an Austin Ambassador Y-reg.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Very reliable car.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Excuse me, I need a widdle!

0:18:09 > 0:18:15Quite reliable, but this was far from Adrian's most reliable car.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Oh, no! That was a beige Passat!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Hello. I'm back.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Would you like me to let you know what you missed?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Hello, Little Howard!

0:18:31 > 0:18:35You're just in time for the Custard of the Future exhibition.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Brilliant!

0:18:36 > 0:18:39# How can I be there while I am here?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Without being a robot engineer?

0:18:41 > 0:18:42# I'm here cos custard, custard

0:18:42 > 0:18:44# Everyone loves custard!

0:18:44 > 0:18:47# I get flustered When I am near custard

0:18:47 > 0:18:49# Always trusted Best not confused with mustard

0:18:49 > 0:18:51# Custard for ever, for me! #

0:18:51 > 0:18:57And that was before they built the new fly-over.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Incidentally, I have loads of photos

0:19:00 > 0:19:04that I'd like to share with you now.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Excuse me, just got to go to the little boys' room.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Because I'm a little boy.

0:19:08 > 0:19:13Sorry, that woke you up. Beg your pardon.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16The structure of the fly-over from the beginning...

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, where have you been?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Just to get some, er, custard.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25You're just in time for

0:19:25 > 0:19:29the who-can-eat-the-most-custard- without-drowning competition!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Hooray!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34# How can I be there and here at once?

0:19:34 > 0:19:35# All you have to do is use your bonce!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38# To eat custard, custard

0:19:38 > 0:19:40# There's one thing I must add

0:19:40 > 0:19:42# To that custard and that is hot milk

0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Stir it, boil it But too long will spoil it

0:19:44 > 0:19:47# Custard for ever for me! #

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I must admit, that wedding was pretty dull.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I thought it was lovely!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57The way that woman can talk about love

0:19:57 > 0:20:00and re-enforced concrete is astounding.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Hello, Big Howard.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04And...Little Howard?!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Hello, Little Susan! Hello, Little Howard.- Hello!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11# Lightly dusted In a film of custard

0:20:11 > 0:20:13# Till I'm busted Custard is for me

0:20:13 > 0:20:16# In hot custard Let me be encrusted

0:20:16 > 0:20:19# Custard for ever for me! #

0:20:27 > 0:20:31Thank goodness! It was really hot in that Little Howard suit!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34How was the Big Howard suit, Mother?

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Surprisingly comfortable. Plenty of ventilation, especially at the back.

0:20:38 > 0:20:43- What the?!- Sorry. It's the only way we could be in both places at once.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46It turns out that cartoons can't be cloned

0:20:46 > 0:20:50and my robot double wasn't very realistic.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53- What robot double? - Unless you're Big Howard.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58We borrowed skin suits from doubles in a parallel dimension.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Sounds plausible.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04No wonder you won the who-can-eat-the-most-custard- without-drowning competition,

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- you were that great fat lump! - What did you win?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09The prize was ten year's supply of...

0:21:09 > 0:21:12# Custard! Custard! There can't be enough said

0:21:12 > 0:21:15# About custard Custard is for me!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17# I'm mal-adjusted If I can't have custard

0:21:17 > 0:21:19# Custard forever

0:21:19 > 0:21:20# I'll leave a spoonful never

0:21:20 > 0:21:23# Custard for ever for me! #

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Arghh!

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Puny parallel earthlings! You will bend before my majesty!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36You will all obey me!

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Obey! Obey!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Obey!