0:00:02 > 0:00:08- So you promise to do the washing up and tidy your room, yes?- Yes.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- One day.- What are you expecting to find anyway?
0:00:11 > 0:00:17I dunno, a Miley Cyrus karaoke DVD, Peter Andre's latest life story,
0:00:17 > 0:00:19a box of human noses.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23A curious situation for our heroes find themselves in,
0:00:23 > 0:00:24I think you'll agree.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26This was how we were going to start the episode
0:00:26 > 0:00:28but decided it was too confusing.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31In fact, we changed our minds.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34So that's why the cat went to the moon.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39And finally, the TV show Flannel Alan has been cancelled.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42The stupid programme about a stupid flannel called Alan
0:00:42 > 0:00:45has been called "rubbish and stupid" by everyone,
0:00:45 > 0:00:49except the Prime Minister, who used a swear word.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52We spoke to the man who finally axed the stupid flannel,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54BBC boss Todd Otterback.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56It was the only TV show
0:00:56 > 0:01:00you could hear people's mums complaining about from space.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02This is the most popular decision I've made
0:01:02 > 0:01:05since giving Barney Harwood his own TV channel.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Oh, dear.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16Shall we go to the other end of the bath, Flannel Alan? Shall we?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18What's that you say, Flannel Alan?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22"Euwrgh! Euwrrgghh! Euwgh!"
0:01:22 > 0:01:25No, still not getting it.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- KNOCK ON DOOR - < Little Howard, can I come in?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Can Big Howard come in, Flannel Alan?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32"Euwrgh! Euwrrgghh!"
0:01:32 > 0:01:35No, I've no idea what you're saying.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Little Howard?
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- I'm afraid I've got some bad news. - Oh, no! Has the goldfish died?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Again?
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- No. The boss of the BBC has cancelled Flannel Alan.- What?!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Who? How? Why?!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Well, apparently...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- everyone thinks it's rubbish.- Oh!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03And everyone's opinion is more important than mine, is it?!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- It's my favourite!- I know.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Look, Flannel Alan wouldn't want us to be sad, would he?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13He'd carry on galloping about with his merry squawk.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16He wouldn't go to p... Oh!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- HORN BLARES - Aaarrgghh!
0:02:18 > 0:02:23I, Little Howard, have come up with another of my Biiiiiig Questions!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26How can I change someone's mind?
0:02:27 > 0:02:32- MUFFLED SPEECH - I do wish you wouldn't do that. Ow, stop!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35My too-fishy wooden poo hat?!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40# You love monkeys You love monkeys
0:02:40 > 0:02:43# All those happy little chirpy little monkeys
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# With their tales and their bananas
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# You think that if we all were monkeys you'd have happier mananas
0:02:49 > 0:02:53# Give you monkeys Lots of monkeys
0:02:53 > 0:02:56# For you know that it's the monkeys you adore
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# If your love said that you did not love those monkeys
0:02:59 > 0:03:02# You wouldn't love her any more. #
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Would you?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08There! My hypno-specs have convinced our entire audience
0:03:08 > 0:03:10that they love monkeys.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Quick lads! Form a boy-band!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- ROBOTIC VOICE - I love monkeys.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Mother, how do I change someone's mind about something?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- What's that banging?- It's Big Howard trying to get out of my wardrobe.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I need to change the boss of the BBC's mind about...
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Who? Todd Otterback? He's dishy!
0:03:34 > 0:03:38He's not! He's just cancelled Flannel Alan.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Well you could try to argue with him.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43What, like call him a big flan-head and kick him in the knee?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46No, that's fighting. Arguing's different.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Argument is the use of words to convince people using logic
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- and reason. You need to persuade him that he's got it wrong!- Aaarrgghh!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57But how do I find him?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Well I have hacked into the BBC mainframe
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- and downloaded his mobile number and diary.- Wow!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You did all that for me?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Nope. I did that ages ago.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Did I mention he is a hottie!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Yes.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Er, thanks.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Where are you going?!
0:04:20 > 0:04:25I'm going to find the boss of the BBC and kick him in the knee!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27What?!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Little Howard, you can't argue with Todd Otterback.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33He's the most unreasonable boss the BBC's ever had.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36If you annoy him, he might cancel our show!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Shush! According to his diary he's... - Where'd you get his dia...?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44..spending time with his friend Jim.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50MUSIC: "Higher" by Taio Cruz
0:05:05 > 0:05:10There he is - Todd Otterback, the most feared man in telly!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13He's just a big pussycat.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15And a hottie, apparently.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Janet, I want it with mayonnaise or I'm cancelling Antiques Roadshow!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21'Right away, sir.'
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Todd Otterback, I put it to you, very convincingly,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28that Flannel Alan is good and not rubbish!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32What?! Flannel Alan is like watching watching paint dry.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Watching watching paint dry?! - Yes. "Watching Paint Dry"
0:05:35 > 0:05:38was a show we did on BBC Four for a while. I cancelled it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42It was nearly as rubbish as Flannel Alan.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45How dare you!
0:05:45 > 0:05:50One day I'll be powerful enough to actually cancel people.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- PHONE RINGS - 'Hello, Todd Otterback?'
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I can't talk now, I'm on a rowing machine.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- 'I just called to say you're a dishy hottie!'- What?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07I'm a "dishy hottie?" Who is this?!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10In a recent survey, 100% of cartoon boys
0:06:10 > 0:06:14said that Flannel Alan is the best show on telly ever!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Yeah, that's just you, isn't it? - Er...
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Cor, this arguing lark's hard, isn't it?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Sorry, Mr Otterback, sir.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28MUSIC: "Feeling Good" by Muse
0:06:29 > 0:06:31HE GROANS
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- I put it to you...- Aren't you in one of my TV shows?- Yes.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41Yes, he's Richard Hammond off Top Gear. Nice thighs, by the way.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Blimey, he's grown.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Janet. Cancel Top Gear. - 'Yes, Mr Otterback.'
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Now!- 'Right away, sir.'
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Let go! He nearly agreed with me then!- No he didn't!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57He's a very powerful man and he hates Flannel Alan,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- There's no point. It's a lost cause. - That is a shame.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Please don't cry. Just stop.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11But it's my favourite programme in the world, Big Howard!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12But there's nothing we can do.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I'll just be incredibly sad for the rest of my life.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I mean if there was anything we could do I'd...
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Don't worry, Big Howard.
0:07:21 > 0:07:27I'll just cry until all my ink dissolves in tears. Waaaaah!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- All right! I'll help!- Brilliant.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Right, I thought we could change the minds of the entire country
0:07:32 > 0:07:35with a colossal advertising campaign.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41So, a nationwide advertising campaign on television, radio,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44magazines, the internet, billboards and football sponsorship
0:07:44 > 0:07:48will come to about...er... carry the three...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50£40 million.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- How much is an advert in the newsagent's window?- 50p.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Little Howard, you haven't got £40 million in your piggy bank.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- I don't think you've even got 50p. - OK, plan B - blackmail.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- What?!- Sorry, not blackmail.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10What's the word when you find out an embarrassing secret about someone
0:08:10 > 0:08:14and then threaten to tell everyone if they don't do what you say?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- That IS blackmail. - Call it what you like, Big Howard.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20All we have to do is sneak into Todd Otterback's house and...
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Can I come?
0:08:21 > 0:08:26No. And find evidence of something that could ruin his career.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28No way!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Blackmail is illegal and immoral and under no circumstances
0:08:32 > 0:08:34am I going to go out there and sit in a garden and...
0:08:35 > 0:08:40- So you promise to do the washing up and tidy your room, yes?- Yes.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- One day.- What are you expecting to find anyway?
0:08:43 > 0:08:50I dunno, a Miley Cyrus karaoke DVD, Peter Andre's latest life story,
0:08:50 > 0:08:51a box of human noses.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54You know if he catches us, that's our careers over?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58We'll have to go and live in a skip. Mother will have to go live on eBay.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh! Here he comes!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I don't care what Jeremy Clarkson says,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11the tiny cartoon one annoyed me at the gym
0:09:11 > 0:09:13so Top Gear is finished, you hear?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17So, we just wait here and wait till he goes to bed.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Little Howard?!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Of course Richard Hammond is a cartoon. I've just met him.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Little Howard!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34HE BREAKS WIND
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Now. If I was collecting the paws of neighbourhood cats,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45where would I hide them?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Cancel that.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Er...the News.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Cancel it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- What?!- Eek!
0:10:34 > 0:10:35You...!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Little Howard's for it now! This show could be cancelled and he could
0:10:41 > 0:10:43go to jail for attempted blackmail and trespassing!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47I can't watch! In fact, I'm watching the ads with my eyes closed.
0:10:49 > 0:10:55This is TV's much-loved flannel, Flannel Alan, in happier times.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59But now this small, defenceless facecloth,
0:10:59 > 0:11:04is being forced off our screens and onto the streets.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Giving just £40 million will help us buy a national advertising campaign
0:11:09 > 0:11:13to change the mind of everyone in the country and get him back on telly,
0:11:13 > 0:11:15where he belongs.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Aaarrgghh! Aaarrgghh!
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Aaarrgghh!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Richard Hammond!
0:11:32 > 0:11:36You broke my beautiful plate collection!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I see that cancelling Top Gear
0:11:39 > 0:11:41didn't get the message through your tiny mullet!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45I'm going to make sure that you never, ever...
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Richard?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Richard Hamster Hammond?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55I don't remember ordering
0:11:55 > 0:11:59a life-size cut-out of Richard Hammond.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Must be a promotional thing.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Creepy.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21What happened then?!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I guess that cliffhanger was so dramatic
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- I got stuck in the freeze-frame.- Oh!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29How implausibly useful. Let's get out of here!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Oh! I thought you were burglars!
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Well, one of us IS!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Little Howard snuck into Todd Otterback's house
0:12:42 > 0:12:44to try and find something to blackmail him with
0:12:44 > 0:12:46so he wouldn't cancel Flannel Alan!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Did you find anything? - That is hardly the point!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's dangerous, it's illegal... did you?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Perhaps a hanky that smells of his aftershave?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57No, he just sits in an armchair watching telly
0:12:57 > 0:12:59and reading magazines all day.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02And he collects rubbishy ceramic plates.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Well, collectED.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08That's it! I'm having nothing more to do with your big question.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13Ah, well, I didn't want to do this, but... Please, Big Howard, please?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Please, Big Howard, please?- That's not going to work.- Please! Please!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Please!- I'm going to bed. That's not going to work.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Please! Please! Please! Please, Big Howard, please?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard,
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard, please. Ah, go on!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Please! Please! Please, Big Howard, please Big Howard, please!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Pleeeaaassseee!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Pleeeaaassseee!
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Pleeeaaassseee!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Yes, all right!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh, thank goodness.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I reckon three more pleases and I would have probably given up!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You might not have made it past two.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Sorry, Mother, where were we?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I just had to change Big Howard's mind again.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I've been thinking about Todd Otterback.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Yes? Have you got a plan?
0:14:18 > 0:14:24No, I've just been thinking about his lovely face. Mmmm!
0:14:24 > 0:14:29Oh! Did you say he loves telly and magazines? That gives me an idea.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03"David Tennant gets Flannel Alan tattoo."
0:15:03 > 0:15:07"'I wish I had a flannel like Alan!' says David Beckham."
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Eh! That infernal flannel must be more popular than I realised.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18Ooh! He's got his own range of ceramic plates!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I've hacked into his satellite dish.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25I'm just broadcasting the propaganda to his TV now.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29This just in. Thousands of people are taking to the streets
0:15:29 > 0:15:34to protest against the cruel cancellation of Flannel Alan.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36My goodness!
0:15:36 > 0:15:40I've completely misjudged the mood of the nation!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I'd better buy those plates!
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Hello, Flannel Alan Ceramic Plates.
0:15:51 > 0:15:57- Iain Stirling, is that you? - No, sir, it's Chris. Chris Johnson.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59'All us CBBC celebs'
0:15:59 > 0:16:02run Flannel Alan ceramics companies in our spare time.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05It's because we love him. So much!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Really? I'll have 20 please.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Nice work, Chris.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Thank you.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Now please can you not draw glasses and a moustache on Hacker.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Get off me, Little Howard!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Janet, I need a word about...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- 'Yes, Mr Otterback, sir.' - ..Flannel Alan.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24'Coming soon. The All New Adventures Of Flannel Alan.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25'But good.'
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Wake up! We've done it, we've changed his mind!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Flannel Alan's back!
0:16:31 > 0:16:34'The Dino-flies and Robo-gators are closing in!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38'Flannel Alan trans-flannel-forms into Flannel Manta-ray!'
0:16:38 > 0:16:40That's not Flannel Alan.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44I know! It looks...really good!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48It's not his voice! And his bath doesn't fly in space...
0:16:48 > 0:16:51PHONE RINGS ..that's stupid!
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- Hello?- Hi, are you Richard Hammond's dad?- Er...
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Tell him I've put Flannel Alan back on TV.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04- I know, we saw it, it looks amazing! - No, it looks...different.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07We pumped loads of money in to make it less rubbish.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11To pay for it we had to cancel a little show called, er...
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Little Howard's Big Question or something.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18But don't worry... I un-cancelled Top Gear.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Hooray?!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Big Howard, this new Flannel Alan looks rubbish!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26It has none of the original's homespun charm.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh, well that's a shame because
0:17:28 > 0:17:31THEY'VE CANCELLED OUR SHOW TO PAY FOR IT!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Talk about adding insects to surgery.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36What are we...? The phrase is "add insult to injury".
0:17:36 > 0:17:38WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Well, we'll just have to change his mind back!
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Again!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45About two things!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Right.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Barack Obama is said to be "profoundly disgusted"
0:18:03 > 0:18:06by the cynical re-launch of Flannel Alan.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10He says it's "a massive blow to world peace".
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Celebrities are so fickle.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17I'm sticking with the very expensive new Flannel!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21'Still coming soon to BBC One,
0:18:21 > 0:18:25'this Saturday night, The All New Adventures Of Flannel Al...'
0:18:25 > 0:18:28We failed. Our TV show is over.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31There is one more idea that might work.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36- No, there isn't. We changed his mind too well the first time.- But...
0:18:36 > 0:18:40No! You've bribed me, pestered me, and emotionally blackmailed me
0:18:40 > 0:18:42to help you but I've had enough. It's pointless.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I hate you! You're always doing this!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Arrrrgh! You don't care about me at all, do you?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Do you really think that having a tantrum
0:18:56 > 0:18:59is going to make me change my mind? Because it isn't.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I'm not going to end up dressed as a ninja
0:19:01 > 0:19:03hiding behind a tree in the next shot.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04No way!
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- What's the plan this time?- We sneak into his house while he's asleep
0:19:09 > 0:19:13and hypnotise him into changing his mind back.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- What?! That is the most ridiculous...- I hate you!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- You're so unkind to me! - It might work!
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Might work!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Have you ever actually hypnotised anyone before?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29No, but how hard can it be?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35You are feeling very sleepy.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Of course he is. He's asleep!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41You're feeling very asleep.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Richard Hammond! And...some bloke?!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Oh, monkey-doos! - What are we going to do?!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Er...two, three, four!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00# Please don't do it You know that it is wrong
0:20:00 > 0:20:04# The only thing we haven't tried is telling you in song
0:20:04 > 0:20:06# Please don't do it I'm not thinking of me
0:20:06 > 0:20:10# I thinking of the children and I'm down on bended knee
0:20:10 > 0:20:13# Please don't do it It isn't very kind
0:20:13 > 0:20:16# And we'll do nearly anything to make you change your mind
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# Please don't do it Look at his little face
0:20:19 > 0:20:23# Do you really want to go and put a flannel in his place...? #
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Yes, I do.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28# Please don't do it That flannel's not as good
0:20:28 > 0:20:31# You shouldn't re-commission it What made you think you should?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35# Please don't do it My question went too far
0:20:35 > 0:20:38# And if you choose our programme he will buy you a new car... #
0:20:38 > 0:20:39What?!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- # A Skoda?- No.- A Lada?- No. - A Mini? A trike?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46# A red Passat Estate in any colour that you like.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- # A Fiat? A Mazda? A Peugeot?- No. - A Ford?- I've got one.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52# If you increase the budget there's a Porsche we might afford... #
0:20:52 > 0:20:53What?!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58One of each and you're on.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01# Yes we've done it OK, it wasn't free
0:21:01 > 0:21:04# It only took a little bit of auto bribery
0:21:04 > 0:21:08# Yes we've done it He's gone and changed his mind
0:21:08 > 0:21:13# It's just we still have quite a lot of money left to find. #
0:21:24 > 0:21:27So it all worked out fine.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32Flannel Alan and Little Howard's Big Question are both still on TV.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Yeah, and all I have to do is buy Todd Otterback nine cars
0:21:35 > 0:21:37and a tricycle!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39He's worth it!
0:21:39 > 0:21:40How are you going to pay for it?
0:21:40 > 0:21:45Why, with the Little Howard's Big Question ceramic plate collection.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53I'll tell you what. I'll smash open my piggy bank with a hammer.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I don't think they'll be that much money in it.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Oh, I know. I just want to smash open my piggy bank with a hammer.
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