Not a Drum Was Heard

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0:00:06 > 0:00:12# Under a pile of scrap There lay this little chap

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# He had a broken arm But he made it good

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Then fixed his friends Like robots should

0:00:17 > 0:00:22- # Little Robots,- Little Robots - Little Robots

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# There's Tiny, Messy Sporty, Stretchy

0:00:25 > 0:00:30- # Rusty, Stripy, Noisy, Spotty Scary...- Oo-ooh!- ..Flappy the Bat

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# The Sparky Twins, and that's that

0:00:33 > 0:00:38- # Little Robots,- Little Robots - Little Robots

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# They made a world from junk

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# With a bang, a twang and a clunk

0:00:44 > 0:00:48# They built their homes Round the Nut'n'Bolt Tree

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- # Now turn on the sunshine... - Wow-EE!

0:00:52 > 0:00:57- # Little Robots,- Little Robots - Little Robots,- Little Robots

0:00:57 > 0:01:00# Little Robots! #

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Alay-hup!

0:01:08 > 0:01:13HE PANTS No, no, no, Messy! Dear dog!

0:01:14 > 0:01:19The grand premiere of Scary and Messy the wonder-hound

0:01:19 > 0:01:21takes place on the morrow.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25And unless you do your bit, it'll be a big, big flop.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ruff!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30So, one more time, eh, Messy?

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Sit!

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Ah, you are sitting. Well, that's a start.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Now...fetch!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Ruff-ruff! - Ah, now we're getting somewhere.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Ruff!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Ruff-ruff-ruff!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Oh, dear!- Ruff! Ruff!

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Oh, I believe I know what the problem is, Messy - you need a rest.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- I know- I- do.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- I say, Noisy...- Hello, Scary.

0:02:04 > 0:02:10Not trying to scare me, were you? Cos if you were, you weren't.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- No, I'm here on an important mission.- Bless you!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- What?- I thought you sneezed.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Did I? Hmm.

0:02:19 > 0:02:25I was wondering if you'd like to help Messy and me with our show.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28You mean music?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32# Oh, it's time to raise the curtain and put on a show

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- # Full of razzmatazz... #- Noisy...

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- # The audience will love it When they hit the stage... #- Noisy!

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- # We'll be all the rage... #- Noisy!

0:02:43 > 0:02:44What?

0:02:44 > 0:02:49I was thinking more of music to accompany me and Messy.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Hey, music and...

0:02:51 > 0:02:55and, er...drum rolls for the important bits.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Like this.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Yes, I...- Oh, I'd love to, Scary. Course, I'll need to practise.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08Haven't done a drum roll for absolutely yonkingtons.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Yonkingtons?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well, um...thank you.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16See you tomorrow... Oh!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18What's the point?

0:03:18 > 0:03:24Doh! Noisy's living up to her name today, all right.

0:03:24 > 0:03:30Good job it's time for the night. It'll give everyone a bit of...

0:03:30 > 0:03:32a rest.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36CREAKING

0:03:42 > 0:03:46SQUEAKING AND CLANKING

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Ah!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Peace at last!

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Oh!

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Peace at last!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Better enjoy it while we can.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01I expect she'll start again when Tiny switches on the day.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Unless...

0:04:06 > 0:04:08..someone were to...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10a-hem,

0:04:10 > 0:04:13borrow that drum of hers.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18Spotty, you are naughty!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24SNORING

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Oh!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32# Oh, I do like to be beside the... #

0:04:32 > 0:04:36LOUD SNORING

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Peace at last!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53SNORING

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Ha-ha!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Where's my drum? Oh!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, it's gone!

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Oh!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Oof!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Oh, it's about time I had a bit of a clear-out, I think.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15I don't know how it all got here. It's no good to anyone.

0:05:15 > 0:05:21Roll up! This afternoon, for one performance only,

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Scary Productions is proud to present

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Scary and Messy the wonder-hound!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ruff!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Tiny, you'll be there, won't you?

0:05:33 > 0:05:38- SLURP! - Oh! Oi! I wouldn't miss it for anything, Scary.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Roll up! Roll up!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Scary Productions is... - Hello, Scary.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52Lovely and quiet, isn't it, after all the fearful drumming yesterday?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Yes.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Yes, it IS quiet, isn't it?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- I say...- What?

0:06:00 > 0:06:05I hope nothing's happened to Noisy. I haven't heard her all morning

0:06:05 > 0:06:10- and she's playing the music at our performance.- Is she?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Yes.- Oh.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oh, I...

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Oh, dear!- Oh, Scary!

0:06:16 > 0:06:21There you are. Disaster! I've lost me drum!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Ah, no! No!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27You mean...no drum rolls?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- You haven't seen it, have you, Spotty?- What?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Who, me? Your drum? Oh, no.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36What would I want with a drum?

0:06:36 > 0:06:41It's got to be somewhere. Where can it be?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Where indeed?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, calamity!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Oh, my!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50What have I done?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Noisy, I...

0:06:54 > 0:07:00I can't tell her. Everyone would say how horrid I've been.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03So what shall I do? Let's see.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08I could hide it under my bed. But what if someone found it? Oh, dear!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Of course! I'll get rid of it.

0:07:13 > 0:07:19- Yes. Now, even if someone finds it, they'll never know- I- took it.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27There. I'll have a lot more room without all this.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I don't think anyone's seen me.

0:07:35 > 0:07:41- Hello, Spotty!- Ah!- Are you getting rid of some stuff too?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43What? What do you mean?

0:07:43 > 0:07:47That sack. I just thought...

0:07:47 > 0:07:48What? Sack?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Oh, that! Er...bye!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Oh!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56BOOM!

0:07:56 > 0:08:01Funny, that sounded a bit like... well, like a drum.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Oh!

0:08:02 > 0:08:08Spotty, are you all right? What have you got in that sack?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10It's, um...

0:08:10 > 0:08:12it's Noisy's drum.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Oh, Tiny, I've been horrid.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18And silly and...

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Oh, Tiny! Will anyone ever forgive me?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26SHE SOBS

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- I don't think I can mend it in time for Scary's show.- Oh!

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Spotty, there's only one thing for it.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43APPLAUSE Thank you, thank you and thank you.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ruff!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48And now, Messy is about to perform

0:08:48 > 0:08:53a trick of the utmost skill and danger!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Noisy, if you please.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58CLANKING Alay-hup!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Ruff!

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- APPLAUSE - Well done, Messy!- Ruff-ruff!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- And now...- Oh!

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Oh!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13# O, it's time to raise the curtain And put on a show

0:09:13 > 0:09:16# That's full of razzmatazz Pizzazz and get-up-and-go

0:09:16 > 0:09:20# The audience will love it When we hit the stage

0:09:20 > 0:09:22# We'll be the talk of Robot World... #

0:09:22 > 0:09:25I've only myself to blame.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Subtitles by Roger Young BBC Broadcast - 2003

0:09:34 > 0:09:37E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk