The Odd Couple

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0:00:06 > 0:00:12# Under a pile of scrap There lay this little chap

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# He had a broken arm But he made it good

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Then fixed his friends Like robots should

0:00:17 > 0:00:22- # Little Robots,- Little Robots - Little Robots

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# There's Tiny, Messy Sporty, Stretchy

0:00:25 > 0:00:30- # Rusty, Stripy, Noisy, Spotty Scary...- Oo-ooh!- ..Flappy the Bat

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# The Sparky Twins, and that's that

0:00:33 > 0:00:38- # Little Robots,- Little Robots - Little Robots

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# They made a world from junk

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# With a bang, a twang and a clunk

0:00:44 > 0:00:48# They built their homes Round the Nut 'n' Bolt Tree

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- # Now turn on the sunshine... - Wow-EE!

0:00:52 > 0:00:57- # Little Robots,- Little Robots - Little Robots,- Little Robots

0:00:57 > 0:01:00# Little Robots! #

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Is it finished yet?- Nearly.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- What'll we call it?- Well, it's a plank, and it's got wheels...

0:01:13 > 0:01:18- It'll roll along...- So it's a... - BOTH: Rollerplank!

0:01:18 > 0:01:24- Yeah! I''m gonna have first go. - I am!- No, me. I said so first!

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Did not!- Did!- Did not!- Did! - # Ta-da! #

0:01:32 > 0:01:35BOTH: WOW! Gimme three, Tiny!

0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Whoa! Whoa! Yay, this is fun! - My turn next!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Me next!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Go on! Let's go!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Whee!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh, that's what I call fun!

0:02:20 > 0:02:26- That's what I call tiring!- Oh, yeah! Quite glad it's night-time.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Yeah, a good night's sleep, and more rollerplanking when it's day.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Morning, Teddy. What should we do today, eh?

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Oh, all right! We'll have a game of... Whoa!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54What's happening?!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58WHOA! OOH!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Stripy!- Someone stop me!

0:03:02 > 0:03:06# This is my very, very noisy song

0:03:06 > 0:03:09# I give my drum a biffin' And bang upon my gong

0:03:09 > 0:03:13# I crash my cymbal Toot my trumpet loud and long... #

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- WHOA!- # This is my very, ve-e-ery noisy song! #

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Oh, dear!- You know what?

0:03:23 > 0:03:28I know it's my noisy song, but it's never been that noisy before!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I'm sorry, Noisy!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34I'm really, really sorry!

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Stripy? Noisy? What happened?!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42I did! I dunno what happened!

0:03:42 > 0:03:47One minute, me and Teddy were gonna have a nice game of hide-and-seek,

0:03:47 > 0:03:50next minute, whizz,

0:03:50 > 0:03:53bang, zoom, crash!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56They arrived!

0:03:59 > 0:04:04- They certainly did! - Is it as bad as it looks?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Worse.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10I shouldn't go back in, Noisy. It's not a pretty sight.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Can you mend it, Tiny?! Please?!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Yes, but it'll take a while.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21Oh, thank you, Tiny! I don't know where I'd be without you!

0:04:21 > 0:04:26- But what am I going to do? Where will I live?- Stripy?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Ooh. Ooh, yes. All right, Tiny!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33It's my fault it happened...I think.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38- So you'll have to come and stay with us. Won't she, Teddy?- Really?!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Course you could!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Come on, Noisy. Let's go home.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48HE SIGHS

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- And we can play some nice, quiet games like...- Ooh, Stripy!

0:04:55 > 0:05:00- What beautiful flowers!- Thank you. I made them myself.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- I bet they make a lovely noise! - Er... I don't...

0:05:04 > 0:05:07# Oh, this is my very, very noisy song

0:05:07 > 0:05:10# Give my drums a biffin' And bang upon my gong... #

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Well, what do you think?- Er...

0:05:13 > 0:05:18# This is my very, very, VE-E-ERY noisy song! #

0:05:18 > 0:05:22# Pom, pom, pom Pom-te-pom-te-pom!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25# Pa-pom... # Shall we dance?!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Hang on... I...

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Teddy!- Ooh, this is good!

0:05:31 > 0:05:37- Hey-ha!- Come on, Teddy. I think we'll go for a little walk.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Stripy! Stripy?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Ooh. Was it something I said?

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Stripy?- Hello, Tiny.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Something the matter, Stripy? Where's Noisy?

0:05:51 > 0:05:56Oh, she's at my house, making rather a lot of noise.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Ahh!

0:05:58 > 0:06:03- Is that the problem? - Well, yes and no.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06But mainly yes.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, I just might have an idea.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- # I give my drum a biffin'... # - Stripy, seen our rollerplank...?

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Oh, um, hello, Noisy!- Didn't think Stripy'd make that noise!

0:06:19 > 0:06:25- That wasn't noise! That was music! - Well, if it WAS music...

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- ..It was noisy music! - Ooh, I wonder!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- That couldn't be why Stripy went for his walk?- What walk?

0:06:33 > 0:06:38He went for a walk. I'm staying with him while Tiny mends my house.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Stripy had a bit of an accident. - Hmm!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Stripy likes to be quiet, doesn't he?

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- Yes!- So it might be a good idea if you just...

0:06:52 > 0:06:55< Aah! Ooh!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- What's that?!- It's...

0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Stripy!- AND our rollerplank!

0:07:04 > 0:07:09- Ooh!- Can we have our rollerplank back, please, Stripy?- What?

0:07:09 > 0:07:14Oh, rollerplank, eh? So that's what it's called.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Course you can.- Yeah! - Yippee!

0:07:17 > 0:07:23Hello, Stripy. Want to tell me a nice, quiet story?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26No! I want to sing!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29# Ahh! Waah! Ooh! #

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Stripy, what are you doing?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Singing!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37And playing LOVELY music!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Like you! # Ah, wooo! #

0:07:40 > 0:07:46We could always be quiet for a change. If you like.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48THEY GIGGLE

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Hello, you two.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Hello, Tiny! - Hey, have you seen Stripy?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- He's gone biffy! - He says he's singing.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00It doesn't sound like that to us!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04No, still, at least he's trying.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09- What about Noisy? Is she enjoying it?- Not a lot. She upset him,

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- so we said she ought to try keeping quiet.- Oh, dear!

0:08:13 > 0:08:19It was me that told Stripy to make some noise! I'll go and see them.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Come on, Noisy!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Join in, eh?!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- I don't think so...- Hello, you two!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Hello, Tiny!

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- QUIETLY:- Hello, Tiny. - There's been a mix-up.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39You're being noisy to keep Noisy happy, and you're keeping quiet

0:08:39 > 0:08:41to please Stripy.

0:08:41 > 0:08:46- But I don't think it's working, is it?- Oh, no!- No!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Well, you can stop trying now.

0:08:49 > 0:08:54- I've finished mending your house, Noisy.- Whoopee!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59Thank you, Tiny, thank you, thank you! And thank you too, Stripy.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Except for the noisy bit. I like you better the way you are -

0:09:04 > 0:09:09nice and quiet! # This is my very noisy song... #

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Come on, Teddy! All together!

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- You're not going to...?! - No! Only joking!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22I think I'm gonna stay very, very quiet

0:09:22 > 0:09:25for rather a long time now.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28THEY BOTH LAUGH

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Subtitles by Dermot Fitzsimons BBC Broadcast 2004

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