0:00:06 > 0:00:12# Under a pile of scrap There lay this little chap
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# He had a broken arm But he made it good
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Then fixed his friends Like robots should
0:00:17 > 0:00:22- # Little Robots- Little Robots - Little Robots
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# There's Tiny, Messy Sporty, Stretchy
0:00:25 > 0:00:30- # Rusty, Stripy, Noisy, Spotty Scary...- Oo-ooh!- ..Flappy the Bat
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# The Sparky Twins, and that's that
0:00:33 > 0:00:38- # Little Robots- Little Robots - Little Robots
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# They made a world from junk
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# With a bang, a twang and a clunk
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# They built their homes Round the Nut 'n' Bolt Tree
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- # Now turn on the sunshine... - Wow-EE!
0:00:52 > 0:00:57- # Little Robots- Little Robots - Little Robots- Little Robots
0:00:57 > 0:01:00# Little Robots! #
0:01:05 > 0:01:08CLANGING AND BANGING
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh, dear!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- BANG! - No!
0:01:16 > 0:01:21- DING! DING! - Still not right and not even close!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Hi, Noisy.
0:01:25 > 0:01:31- What's all this? Are you testing your instruments?- No, not really.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- TING-TING! - Then what ARE you doing?
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Tiny, what sound does one hand clapping make?
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- What sound...?- I've never heard it but Scary says it sounds amazing.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Oh, Noisy! THIS is what one hand clapping sounds like!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51SILENCE
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- But there's no noise! - Exactly! Scary tricked you!
0:01:56 > 0:02:01Oh! I knew I knew every noise that could be made! I just knew it!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Scary won't trick me again.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07No-one knows noise like Noisy.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Woof! Woof! Woof!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Woof! Woof!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23They weren't doing any harm, Messy! Oh!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Woof! Woof! Woof!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Messy! Watch where you're going, you noisy dog!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46THEY CACKLE
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Moo-oo!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51THEY CACKLE
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Baa-aa!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57THEY CACKLE
0:02:57 > 0:03:02That one hand clapping trick had me completely fooled, Scary.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, yes. It was good, wasn't it? HE LAUGHS
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I'd like to know how good you are at coming up with REAL noises.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oh, I'm scarily good!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Right! I challenge you to come up with a real noise I don't know.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19All right, Noisy. I accept your challenge.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24I warn you, I know all the noises there are, and how to make them.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Well, we'll see about that. Time to get my props out.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31One moment, please.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Oh, how I love an audience!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I'm ready. Are you ready, Noisy?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- I'm ready and waiting. - Then let the show begin.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Easy-peasy, Scary! You're hitting a metal pail with a cork on a stick.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I knew it!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Hmm! That's as may be, but I'm only warming up, you know.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06OK, then, Noisy, what's this?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11It's a car aerial - and not a very big one -
0:04:11 > 0:04:15being stroked up and down a piece of corrugated iron that's rusty.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- Oh, and you're standing on one leg. - Ah! Um...ha!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22You're good - very good.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Good? I'm the best!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Yes, well, I've plenty more noises up my sleeve, you know.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Ha! There isn't a noise I don't know.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Ne-eigh!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41THEY CACKLE
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Ribbit! Ribbit!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Quack! Quack! Quack, quack, quack!
0:04:59 > 0:05:00BOING!
0:05:00 > 0:05:05You're pressing a spring between your knees, Scary.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Well done, Noisy! Well done, indeed.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- You know every noise there is. - Yes, I do, don't I?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I told you I did, didn't I?
0:05:14 > 0:05:19Well, there's no need to be so full of yourself! Give me one last try.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23No, Scary, I don't think so. I challenged you and I won.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- I know every noise there is.- But... - Thank you, Scary.
0:05:26 > 0:05:32Hmm. You just might not know every noise there is, Noisy.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- You've dropped a tiny bolt, Stripy. - Huh?
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Behind you, on the left, hit the ground, rolled once, then stopped.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45How did you know?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Because I know every noise there is.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51STRIPY LAUGHS
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Da-da-da!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well! Someone's feeling good.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Tiny, today I have proved I know every noise there is.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Every noise?- Yes!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06I am the complete noise expert, the queen of noise...
0:06:06 > 0:06:09COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! >
0:06:10 > 0:06:13What was that?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15GRUNT! SNORT!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19MIAOW! MIAOW! MIAOW!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22So...what were those noises, Noisy?
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Er...um...oh...
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Don't you know? I thought you said...- Ah, yes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Well, it's, um...I know it's got to be a...it's a...
0:06:34 > 0:06:36It's a noise-a-ma-gig! Yes!
0:06:36 > 0:06:41- A what?- A noise-a-ma-gig. I'll go and get it for you, if you want.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Yeah, OK. Do you want me to come with you?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49No, no, Tiny. It'll be better if I go by myself. I won't be long.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53O-oh! Squawk! Squawk!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58THEY CACKLE
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Oh, Noisy, have you heard...?- Yes,
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- I know exactly what the noises are.- Thought you would.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh! Ah! Noisy! There you are!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15I've heard some spooky noises I bet you don't know.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Of course I do, Scary. It's, er...
0:07:18 > 0:07:22um...a noise-a-ma-gig.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Hmm! Noisy made that up.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30I can spot acting a mile away - especially bad acting!
0:07:30 > 0:07:35Oh, dear! I have to find out what those noises are,
0:07:35 > 0:07:38before anyone finds out that I don't know!
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- Neeeeeeigh!- That came from the wasteland. Right!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Honk! Honk! Honk! - THEY CACKLE
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Whi-ine!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Noisy!- Oh, Tiny! You're here! Um...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Have you found the noise-a-ma-gig?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Oh, Tiny! There is no noise-a-ma-gig.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19I made it up because I have no idea what's been making those noises.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24- I'm not the noise expert and I'm not the noise queen.- You ARE!
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- Even experts don't know everything, Noisy.- Really?- Really.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Oh, thank you. Oh, dear! And I was so horrid to Scary, too.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I'll never think I know everything ever again.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Cluck! Cluck! Cluck...!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh! Messy! Are you OK?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Rowr!- Oh, that is a relief.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Hey! Maybe it was Messy making those strange noises.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Grr-woof!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Aw!- Woof!
0:09:00 > 0:09:06Woof! Woof! Woof! Rrrrrr! Woof! Woof! Woof...!
0:09:06 > 0:09:11No, it can't have been Messy. He's barking, just like he always does.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- I wonder what it was.- It doesn't matter what it is, Noisy.
0:09:16 > 0:09:22You're still the noise queen. You always were and always will be.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Do you think so?- I know so!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Da-da-da-da!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Subtitles by Judith Russell BBC Broadcast 2004
0:09:38 > 0:09:41E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk