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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Hey, everybody, won't you come on in?

0:00:03 > 0:00:07# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# We live together and we sure are glad

0:00:09 > 0:00:13# To have my big sister Becky and my mum and dad

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# I'm Little Roy

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# I'm Little Roy

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Like a runaway train without any brakes

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

0:00:31 > 0:00:35# I love to use my big imagination

0:00:35 > 0:00:39# Where I can be Wonder Roy with my sidekick Finn

0:00:39 > 0:00:44# Battling super villains and we always win

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- # Little Roy - He's Little Roy

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- # I'm Little Roy - He's Little Roy

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- # I'm Little Roy - He's Little Roy

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- # I'm Little Roy - He's Little Roy. #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02ROY GIGGLES

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Wonder Roy!

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Saturdays are the best.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10There's nothing to do but play, play, play.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16That is lovely shading. Gorgeous.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Cool, a witch's head.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Make me one!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27It's not a witch's head, Roy, it's MY head.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29But you already have a head.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33It's Becky's last street ballet class today with Mrs Walsh.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34I'm moving up a grade.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37And she wants to give her something to remember her by,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39which I think is a very sweet idea.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43But I want to play hide and seek.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Well, I don't, and I don't want to play in the middle

0:01:46 > 0:01:49of the night, either, so stop asking.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Roy, are you playing when you should be sleeping?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Who, me?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56HE YAWNS

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Becky's busy at the moment.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I'll start the game and she can join in later.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Morning, Roy.- See you, Dad.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Saturday mornings are the best, aren't they?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Morning, everyone... Whoa, whoa!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Bill!- Sorry, love. You know what I think about witches.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Your dad's only joking.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18He knows it's supposed to be your head.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Right, Bill?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Of course I'm joking!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25It's lovely. Almost as pretty as your real head.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Thanks, Dad.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29BILL CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

0:02:31 > 0:02:33ROY GIGGLES

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Mum! Where's my headband? I'm going to be late.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I left it on the bed.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49ROY GIGGLES

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Ah! - POP!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'm sorry. I was only playing.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08Why do I have to have a weird cartoon little brother?!

0:03:08 > 0:03:09HE GASPS

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I wish I had a cartoon little brother

0:03:13 > 0:03:16that always wanted to play with me.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Not a big sister that always got mad at me.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23If I had a cartoon little brother,

0:03:23 > 0:03:28we'd play hide and seek all day and Wonder Roy all night.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30HE YAWNS

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Who needs sleep? Right, Finn?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Who are you?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44It's me, Zip, your cartoon little brother.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47But I don't have a cartoon little brother.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49You can have anything you want in your dreams.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51You like cake?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Yeah, everybody likes...

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Wow!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58What are you waiting for? Eat up.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Thanks.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Mam would never let me eat a full cake in the real world.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06The real world? Awesome!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I've always wanted to visit. Let's go.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26I guess it was just all a dream.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32Wow, I did really make a mess of Becky's side of the room.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Boo!

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Whoa!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I don't believe it, you're really here!

0:04:39 > 0:04:44We can play hide and seek and chasing and...and anything we want!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- But I should finish tidying. - Tidying?

0:04:49 > 0:04:53I didn't come here to tidy. I thought you wanted to play.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- I do, but...- Then let's play.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I hope you like chasing, cos you're it!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11What on earth?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13SHE SIGHS

0:05:13 > 0:05:15HE GASPS

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Zip, no!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- HE BURPS - No sweat, I'll make another one.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS

0:05:26 > 0:05:29You can't make a new cake just by clicking your fingers,

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- not in the real world.- Oops!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Hey, I know what will cheer you up -

0:05:34 > 0:05:36how about a game of hide and seek?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37You're it!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Roy, what has gotten into you today?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46First, it was the laundry down the stairs, now this.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49It wasn't me, it was Zip.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Zip? Who's Zip?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's hard to explain.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Now, tell the truth.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Is Zip real or did you just make him up?

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Well, he's not real-real, and I guess I did make him up.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05I thought so.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07No treats for a week.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09But, Mam!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Perfect.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Boo!- Whoa!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30HE GASPS

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Wait... Eh?

0:06:34 > 0:06:39It wasn't me, it was my cartoon little brother.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Roy, we both know that excuse only works for Becky.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Now, I think you have some raking to do.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47ROY SIGHS

0:06:50 > 0:06:53He's usually such a good boy.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57So he kicked over a bit of grass and he bumped into the laundry basket.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00What's a little boy without a little bit of mischief?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Don't forget the cake.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03What about the cake?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Didn't I tell you? He ate the lot.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Hi, Tristan.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15I think I know why Becky gets mad at me now.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18It's not easy having a cartoon little brother.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20What are you talking about?

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Well, I had this dream that I had a cartoon little brother called Zip,

0:07:25 > 0:07:29but he escaped and now he's getting me into trouble.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32A cartoon boy escaped from your dream?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35You really think I'm going to believe that?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Not really. Nobody else does.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Shhh!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Wait, I believe you!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00You do? Thanks, Tristan.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Never mind that. How are we going to get Zip back to dreamland?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Hmm... What would Wonder Roy do?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Mua-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17OK, Messer, playtime's over.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Stop your messy mayhem and go home.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Oh, yeah? Make me. Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Challenge accepted.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Take this! Bam! Pow!

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Wonder Roy, stop! You're making an even bigger mess.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Uh-oh.- Give up, Wonder Roy.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37With my new Messermobile and Trash Cannon,

0:08:37 > 0:08:41even you can't stop me making the mother of all messes.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44That's it! I'll be right back.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Wait, what am I supposed to do?

0:08:48 > 0:08:49What are these?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Trust me, they're just what you need in a situation like this.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Bring it on!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Ah-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04The only way to stop the mother of all messes

0:09:04 > 0:09:07is with the mother of the Messer.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09What are you talking about?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Maybe you won't listen to me, but everybody listens to their mam.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17I spoke to her and she demands that you stop what you're doing.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:09:18 > 0:09:23Do you really expect a master villain to listen to his...?

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Mummy?- Lionel Messer, you stop what you're doing this instant.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Mum, not in front of the heroes.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Ever since he became a super villain,

0:09:33 > 0:09:37he's always been away, trying to take over the world.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Now I hardly ever see him any more.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Don't cry, Mummy. You know I can't stand it when you cry.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Why don't I just take you home, huh?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48You mean it? You're really coming home?

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Oh, yeah, sure. I can take over the world next week.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh, Lionel, I'm so happy.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59If I had known you was coming, I would've made up your bed.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02That's OK, Mummy, I like it messy.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Toonville is saved! How do you do it, Wonder Roy?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08It was easy, Finn.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12After all, everybody gets a little homesick from time to time.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15That's it!

0:10:15 > 0:10:19If we make Zip feel homesick, he'll want to go back to dreamland.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Great idea, but how do we do that?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, I didn't feel so good.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I think it was that real-world cake.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30In dreamland, you can eat as much cake as you like

0:10:30 > 0:10:32and never feel sick.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Maybe a game of hide and seek might make you feel better.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Playing games always cheers me up.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43OK, you count to 100 and then come and find us.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45One, six,

0:10:45 > 0:10:49triangle, fish, three...

0:10:49 > 0:10:53OK, you just get me to sleep and I'll do the rest.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Great, how do I do that? - I don't know.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59How does your mam put you to sleep?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03"Tristan! Get to sleep. I mean it, mister!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05"You think I don't know you've got comics under that pillow?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08"Go to sleep!"

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I was thinking more of a lullaby.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Everything all right? Thought I heard shouting there.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Dad, I was just telling Tristan about that time you nearly

0:11:19 > 0:11:23scored the winning goal, but you tell it so much better.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I thought you said that that was a very, very boring story.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Well, if you don't want to tell it...

0:11:28 > 0:11:31No, no, no. Take a seat.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38It was 0-0, and by the time we got Macka's dog off the pitch

0:11:38 > 0:11:40there was only ten minutes left.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43(You might want to cover your ears.)

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Now, when I say he was big, I mean he was mega big.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49He was like a cross between John Wayne,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Arnold Schwarzenegger and Hulk Hogan the wrestler.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54I mean, there wasn't a keeper on the planet

0:11:54 > 0:11:56who could have saved that ball.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- ROY SNORES - So, you scored the winning goal?

0:11:58 > 0:12:02No. No, it went wide.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Of course, it was offside anyway, so it wouldn't have mattered.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I have photos I could show you, if you like.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Found you!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Oh, just look at those dream cakes.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Do you think Roy would mind if I went back to dreamland?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Not even a bit, cos he could see you there any night of the week.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Awesome! Tell him I said bye-bye.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Roy, wake up!

0:12:38 > 0:12:41We did it! Zip's back in dreamland.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44That's great, but I've got to get out of here before your dad

0:12:44 > 0:12:47gets back with those photos. Are you coming?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I need to do something first.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Wow, the room looks so tidy.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02What's that for?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I missed you, Becky.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06I'm sorry I burst your head.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11It's all right. I don't think it looked like me anyway.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I'm sorry I called you weird.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Uh, what did I say about treats?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20But you did tidy your room, so maybe just this once.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Where's Tristan?

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I have those photos he was asking for.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Does anyone else smell cake?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Right here, Dad.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30You can have some, if you like. Everyone can.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Good man, Roy.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- I'll put the kettle on. - I'll give you a hand.

0:13:35 > 0:13:40I can't wait to tell our little brother about our cool big sister.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42What little brother?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46If you think I'm weird, just wait until you meet Zip.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Philip was a smashing player, though. He was a smashing player

0:13:54 > 0:13:57because he had a dome for a head. See his haircut there.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01That haircut was actually technically aerodynamically...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03It was great for hitting the ball, basically,

0:14:03 > 0:14:04is what I'm saying, you know?