0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Hey, everybody Won't you come on in?
0:00:03 > 0:00:07# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# We live together and we sure are glad
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# To have a big sister Becky and my mam and dad
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# I'm Little Roy
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# I'm Little Roy
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Like a runaway train without any brakes
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# I love to use my big imagination
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Where I can be Wonder Roy
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# With my sidekick Finn
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Battling super villains and we always win
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- # Little Roy - He's Little Roy
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- # I'm Little Roy - He's Little Roy
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- # I'm Little Roy - He's Little Roy
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- # I'm Little Roy - He's Little Roy. #
0:00:59 > 0:01:00THEY LAUGH
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Hey, everybody. Have you met my new friends?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13They're soldiers.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16OK, lads. Time to go on your special mission.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Whoops.- Erm, love.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Come here.- Yeah, I...- Hold on... - I know, Bill.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31SCREAMING
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Becky?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Tristan's after giving me nits.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- TRISTAN:- I didn't mean to.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Are you sure? Here, let me see.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46What are nits?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Tiny little animals that live in people's hair.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Wow, coolest pets ever.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- They're not pets, Roy. No-one wants nits.- I do.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Don't get upset, love. Everybody catches them.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Really? How? How? BILL:- They jump from one head to another.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04That's how Becky got them off Tristan.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Cool.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Er, Roy...
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Have I got them yet?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Sorry, love. I don't think cartoon boys can catch human nits.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17That's not fair. I want them!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Trust me, son, you're not missing out on anything.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22What's the plan?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Get the neighbours round, have a party.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27A party? For the nits?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37What kind of party is this?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Where's the balloons?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Where's the banner?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Is there going to be cake? - It's not that kind of party, love.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Everybody's here to get their hair washed.- Right, who's next?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- I'll go, Joan. - JIMMY:- Right this way, madam.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- TRISTAN:- Roy, why are you queueing up?- To get my hair washed.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57But you don't need to.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02That's not a bad thing. You should be pleased.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06I always get left out at things like this.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Here, have another go.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10See if you can catch some of mine.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- BILL:- Er, Roy, what are you doing?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Can I get my hair washed too?
0:03:20 > 0:03:25You never know, I might've caught some of Tristan's nits.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Sure you can.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Join the queue, sweetheart.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Jimmy, have you enough lotion left over for Roy?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- JIMMY:- Course we do. Plenty.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46How long do we keep this gunk on our hair for?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Reg!- Huh? Well, it stinks like an old sock, Barbara.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Well, you see, we leave it to soak for half an hour,
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- and then we rinse it out.- Oh. - JIMMY:- Right, who's next?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- BECKY:- Me!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- MAURA:- Is your head itchy, love? - Mad itchy.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- BILL:- Must be the nits. - THEY LAUGH
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- TRISTAN:- Erm, everyone...
0:04:07 > 0:04:11There's something moving in Roy's head.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Can you see them?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Roy...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35you've got nits.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Told you. Same as everybody else.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- What are we going to do? - Treat them with the lotion.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- But they're cartoons. - They are? Let me see!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52My nits are amazing!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You can say that again.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57My nits are amazing!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- What's going on?- Nits, Becky. I've seven of them.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- JOAN:- He has nits?- Mm-hm.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Well, that's great, Roy. We'll take care of them in no time.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Did you hear that, lads?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10The lotion's on its way.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Er, Roy...- Not now, Becky.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Mam, he doesn't understand. We have to tell him.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Tell me what?- You do know why we're putting the lotion in our hair,
0:05:22 > 0:05:24don't you, sweetheart?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26To keep the nits nice and clean?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29The lotion gets rid of them.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- What?! BILL:- We're sorry, son. - We didn't think you'd catch them.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36But I did, and they're fantastic.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Not like yours. Mine have a barbecue and a satellite dish.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- REG:- I wonder what channels they're tuning into.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44THEY LAUGH
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm not going to let you hurt them.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Son, you can't keep them.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Why not? They won't do any harm.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Roy.- Where are you going, love?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- TRISTAN:- Run for it, Roy.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- JIMMY:- Go to your left, Bill. - My left or your left?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- MAURA:- Roy, come back.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Mind your heads, lads.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You don't have to run off, love. We just want to talk to you.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24You're not hurting my friends.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26THEY COUGH
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Tell them to stop. What does it matter if Roy has nits?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, look at that.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53All right, Roy. You win, you can keep them.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Bill.- We're never going to catch him, Maura.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- JIMMY:- Speak for yourself. I nearly have him worn down.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Are you going to stop chasing me?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Yes, love. But the nits still have to go.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Why?
0:07:08 > 0:07:12If we don't wash them out, everyone else will get infected again.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I know you're upset, I understand.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20I even think they're adorable, in their own unique sort of way.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25But they're not like Finn, love. You can't keep them as pets.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30OK, everyone in.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Wrong footwear.- I see that, yeah.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Is Mam right? Do you have to go?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51What would Wonder Roy do?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58What's the trouble, Finn?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Machines are breaking down all over Toonville.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04What's causing all this damage?
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Saltwater.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Of course, no wonder the machines are breaking.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Wonder Roy, look.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Uh-oh. We'll have to take the stairs.
0:08:23 > 0:08:2585 floors?!
0:08:28 > 0:08:34Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- This is actually not that bad. - WONDER ROY PANTS
0:08:38 > 0:08:41It's The Messer. Oh, hi, Glitterella.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Who owns the whale? - I do. His name's Dougie.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50I keep telling him, Dougie has to go.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Splashing water, singing songs all night, waking people up,
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- why won't you listen? - Read it and weep, Glitterella.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Nothing in the rule book against keeping pets in Villa de Villains.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Whales aren't pets. They belong in the ocean.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Dougie's my best friend. I am not sending him away.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Allow me, I speak fluent Whale.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16WHALE SONG
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Well?- Dougie says you're his best friend too,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24but he does miss the ocean.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Sorry, Dougie. I didn't know you were unhappy.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- I guess it's time you went home. - HE CRIES
0:09:33 > 0:09:35WHALE SONG
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I thought that this might cheer you up.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Wow. He's lovely.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43The name's Roman. Pleased to meet you.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Do you need me to carry you downstairs?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- FINN:- Nah, I'll be fine.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Wait a minute. We're superheroes, we have capes.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- We could've just flown up here. - Oh, yeah.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Never thought of that. THEY LAUGH
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Well, I guess some animals aren't meant to be pets.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I'm ready for the lotion.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Good boy.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Can I say goodbye first? - Of course you can, love.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28BILL CRIES
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Need a hanky, Dad?- No, no, I'm... I'm fine.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I think I've got something in my eye, lotion or something.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- BARBARA:- Poor Roy.- I know.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- REG:- It's a shame the little fellas have to leave.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45- BECKY:- Well, do they really? Maybe we can keep them.- Er, Becky.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- BILL:- Yeah, maybe we could build, I don't know,
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- like an ant farm, or something. - JIMMY:- You mean a nit farm.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yeah, exactly! We could put it out the back garden.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- JOAN:- People keep bees and butterflies that way,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- why not nits? - BARBARA:- Teach them tricks!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- MAURA:- Thanks, make me feel like the bad guy.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04No, I'm sorry, love. It's just...
0:11:04 > 0:11:07You see Roy and his little heart breaking.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- You think I like asking him to do this?- No, of course not.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15Nits are not meant to be pets, Bill. No matter what way you dress it up.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Maura's right.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18I wish she wasn't.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- BECKY:- Me too.- Me three.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24But we don't want to catch them again, do we?
0:11:24 > 0:11:25- ALL:- No!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28No!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30BILL CRIES
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Hey, lads, I need to talk to you about...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Lads? What's going on?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50You're leaving?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Because of the lotion?
0:11:56 > 0:11:57I'm so sorry.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I'd do anything to keep you as pets, it's just...
0:12:00 > 0:12:04THEY CHATTER Oh, if only I spoke Nit.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- I can't understand a word you're... - What we're saying, Roy,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10is how dare you call us your pets?!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16We have never been so insulted in all our nit lives.
0:12:16 > 0:12:22We are the highest forms of life on this planet, not you.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23I'm sorry.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Well, at least you've got the good manners to apologise.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Where are you going to go now?
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Onwards and sidewards, like the brave, heroic explorers we are.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Nits never stay in one place for too long, you know?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Not when there's seven billion other scalps to visit.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44- So you're not sad to be leaving? - Of course not, it's what we do.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Although in all our years of exploring,
0:12:46 > 0:12:50yours is the most amazing scalp we've ever visited.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Really?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Before you go, can I ask a favour?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Just name it.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- You were right.- I was? About what?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Coolest pets ever.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Guests, Becky.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Sorry, coolest guests ever.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Oh, and you don't have to worry.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19The lads promised to come back and visit me again.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20They did?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Night-night, nits, wherever you are.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- What...? Get it out. - No.- Get it out!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Wait, wait.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ugh!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04No, I'm not touching that.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Get the bottle.- You get the bottle. - You get the bottle.- You.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I told you, you get the bottle.