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0:00:03 > 0:00:04# Hey, everybody, Won't you come on in?

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# We live together and we sure are glad

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# To have a big sister Becky and my mam and dad

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# I'm Little Roy

0:00:18 > 0:00:19# I'm Little Roy

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Like a runaway train without any brakes

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# I love to use my big imagination

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Where I can be Wonder Roy

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# With my sidekick Finn

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Battling super villains and we always win

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Little Roy # He's Little Roy

0:00:48 > 0:00:50# I'm Little Roy # He's Little Roy

0:00:51 > 0:00:55# I'm Little Roy # He's Little Roy

0:00:55 > 0:00:58# I'm Little Roy # He's Little Roy. #

0:01:00 > 0:01:01THEY LAUGH

0:01:07 > 0:01:07Hey, everybody. We're having a barbecue with the Joneses today.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Hey, everybody. We're having a barbecue with the Joneses today.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Me and Dad can't wait to show off our brand-new grill.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Have you got that thing started yet?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Uh...Yes, of course.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23So how come it's not working?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Don't worry, Maura. You know, timing.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29By the time our guests arrive, I'll be cooking up a storm.Hmm.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Oh, that's them.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Come on and say hi with me.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Do you think Mr Jones will like our new grill?

0:01:36 > 0:01:41LAUGHING:Like it? This little baby here is way better than his one.

0:01:41 > 0:01:41He's going to be so jealous. I can't wait to see the look on his face.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44He's going to be so jealous. I can't wait to see the look on his face.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47You mean you want him to feel sad?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49No, no. Not exactly. No. But...

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I do want him to see that the O'Briens can do things

0:01:52 > 0:01:55just as well as the Joneses can. If not better. Eh?

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Should I want that too?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Well...

0:01:58 > 0:02:02There's nothing wrong with a little friendly competition, son.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04There's not?No.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09As my old grandad used to say, "Every race is there to be won."

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Eh?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Eh.Eh?Heh.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15THEY CHUCKLE

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Aye, well...

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Come on.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24You're never going to light it with that, Jimmy.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Sorry, Bill. What was that?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Huh?Oh, at last.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32I thought I was gonna have to make emergency sandwiches.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34It's easy when you know how.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35That right, Bill?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37It's right.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Not a bad little model, the MZ30.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Little?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Er, this baby is top-of-the-range.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Yeah.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49No, sure it is. But I personally prefer something with a bit more...

0:02:49 > 0:02:50oomph.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oomph?D-Don't worry, Roy.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57Eh... Your grill doesn't have more oomph than ours.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00My older model, no. No. I've traded up.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01What?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04The new MZ90 Special Edition.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05What do you think, eh?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07HE GASPS

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Eh. It's OK.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's basically the same as ours.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Yeah.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Why don't you come over next weekend and we'll put it to the test?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Why don't I hear sizzling?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20We're famished over here.Yeah.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Now, what will we cook first, the sausages or the chicken drumsticks?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Well, I was thinking...

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Why don't you stick on the steaks that we brought over?Yeah.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Steak?!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ah...Shouldn't have gone to that expense.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34No, it's no trouble at all.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36You'll do no cooking here today. Right?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38You are our guests. And you won't lift a finger.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Understand?

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Absolutely. I'll walk away, Chef.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Maura... Sausages.Yes, Chef.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50THEY LAUGH

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Merci.De rien.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Right, here we go.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57LAUGHING

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Woo!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59We're going to need more sausages.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Right, now let's stoke this baby up.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Woo!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Be careful there, Bill. The MZ30 needs time to heat up,

0:04:07 > 0:04:09before you can put it at full pelt.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Yeah, yeah. I think I know my own grill, Jimmy.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Dad!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15HE GASPS

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Bill...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Bill.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Turn it...

0:04:21 > 0:04:22THEY LAUGH

0:04:26 > 0:04:28JOAN: You OK, Bill?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Bill!Yeah, fine, Joan. Never better.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Hey, Roy. Check out what Tristan can do.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Show him, Tristan.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41My dad's been coaching me.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45That's my boy! Chip off the old Jonesy block.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47He'll be playing for Ireland in no time.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50My turn.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Go on, my son!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Show 'em how it's done.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Bet you can't do that, can you?

0:04:58 > 0:04:59I never said I could.

0:05:01 > 0:05:041-0 to the O'Briens then, eh, Dad?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Absolutely. Good on you, son.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09That was really mean, Roy.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14Why? Dad says there's nothing wrong with a little friendly competition.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15You think that was friendly?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Hey, Tristan.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Hey, Roy.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Sorry for being so mean to you.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29That's OK.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Really?You're much better than me at football.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34I wasn't trying to show off.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36No, but I was.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39And showing off to make someone else feel sad

0:05:39 > 0:05:41is never a nice thing to do.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I don't want you feeling sad too, Roy.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Friends?Friends.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47How about a game of football?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Yeah, we could all play.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Parents too.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Hey, Dad. How long before we eat?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Estimated time of succulent steak arrival is

0:06:00 > 0:06:03about eight minutes.Mm.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Who fancies a game of football while we wait?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07That sounds like a good idea.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09So long as I get to go in goals. THEY CHUCKLE

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Deadly. The O'Briens vs the Joneses it is.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15We'll set a stopwatch and turn the steaks over at half-time.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20Wait a minute, Dad. Why don't we pick teams?

0:06:20 > 0:06:21No, no, no. That's...

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Family vs family makes more sense.

0:06:23 > 0:06:28Exactly. That way I can school you on the famous Jones' backflip.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Even Lionel Messi can't do it as well as me.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Yeah. Why don't we make it more interesting?

0:06:34 > 0:06:35The loser does the washing up.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Bill!Jimmy!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39You're on.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Roy, Becky. Call the toss.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Over this side, love. Call the toss.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh...heads. No, tails.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46No, heads.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Roy - you call it.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hey!Hay is for horses.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Er...tails?

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Tails it is.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Heads!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58JONESES CHEER

0:06:58 > 0:07:01All right, all right, all right. Ball! Ball!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Right. Right.Come on.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05From the first whistle! Whistle!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07OK, stop shouting.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Come on.OK, let's go.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Defence!

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Defence!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Pass it, Dad!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Go this way!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Pass it!Pass it!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Dad, pass it!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Dad!

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Dad!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Yes! Get in!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35How much longer do we have left to play?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Play? I haven't kicked the ball once.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39None of us have, sweetheart.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Who wants to go inside and play a board game?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I don't think they'd notice we're gone anyways.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Sounds like a good idea.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Roy, you coming, love?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48In a minute.OK.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Come on then.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51BACKGROUND SHOUTS

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Go again!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54You weren't looking though. Go!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57HE SIGHS

0:07:54 > 0:07:57This is a disaster, Tristan.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I wanted to stop our dads from showing off,

0:07:59 > 0:08:02not to make them do it more.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05It's not your fault, Roy. Some people just never learn.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10See that? They call me the Dublin Pele.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12What would Wonder Roy do?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20THEY HUM

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Woohoo! Good job, Finn.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28ALARM RINGS

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Huh?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Commissioner Ted.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35There's trouble at the museum, Wonder Roy.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Someone's trying to steal the Globe Diamond.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40We're on our way!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Huh?! What's going on in here?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Major Orders, The Master and...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Glitterella.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Stand down, Glitterella. The diamond is mine.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07You must be joking. I was here first.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Get lost, you birdbrains. I've been planning this for months.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Urgh!

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Grrr!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Raaar!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Uh, what should we do?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Hm. Freeze them! I guess.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Ah!

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Oh! Ow!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Ahhh!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34THEY LAUGH

0:09:36 > 0:09:41Great work, Wonder Roy. Defeating three supervillains at once.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45You and your trusty sidekick, you never cease to amaze me.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I feel kind of...funny.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54We didn't really defeat anyone.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I know. They were too busy beating themselves.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59If only they stopped for a minute to think.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03They could have teamed up together and gotten away with the diamond.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Ssh! Not so loud. No supervillain ever needs to know that.

0:10:07 > 0:10:12Teamwork, Finn, the best advantage we have against crime.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Of course! Winning takes teamwork.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24And to be a team, you can't show off.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Mam! Mrs Jones!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Tristan! Becky!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Are you OK, sweetheart?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34I think I have a way to make football fun for all of us.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Well, what is it, Roy?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38THEY GRUNT

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Hey!Hey! Come on.Hand ball!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Free aim for the Joneses.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43We're not playing this way any more.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh, you giving up?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46No.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48No! We're changing teams.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51From now on, it's kids vs adults.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56How about kids vs dads instead? Brilliant.Mm-hm.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Thanks, Mam. That's an even better idea.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02So, Jimmy, Bill, is that all right with you?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05Suppose so.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06If you insist, yeah.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Great, let's kick off.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Right, let's go. Let's go! Whoa, whoa, whoa...

0:11:11 > 0:11:13What are you doing?Get in goals.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15You get in goals. No, you were in goals.No, you.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17No, you!No, you!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17WHISTLE BLOWS

0:11:17 > 0:11:19ARGUMENT CONTINUES

0:11:19 > 0:11:21THEY CHEER

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Get in there! 1-0 to us.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Great pass, Becky.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Great goal, Tristan.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28That's...your fault.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It wasn't my fault, it's YOUR fault.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Boys, can we not argue in front of the...?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Don't make me give you both a yellow card.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Pft.All right, I'm open.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yep. Yep, yep, yep.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Yep, yep, yep.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45THEY CHEER

0:11:44 > 0:11:452-0.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48CHANTING:2-0. 2-0. 2-0.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Will you mark up?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Me, mark up? That was your fault, with your stupid Jonesy flick.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55KIDS LAUGH

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Dad! Mr Jones! Do you still not get it?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01You're not working as a team.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04You have to stop showing off all the time.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08If you really want a chance to win...You need to play together.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09You're right, kids.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Yeah, yeah. Eh...

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Sorry, Jimmy.I'M sorry.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Nah, it was me.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19I'm open. I'm open!

0:12:19 > 0:12:22THEY WHOOP

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Woo! Woo!Come on! Come on!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Yeah!Woo!

0:12:28 > 0:12:29THEY LAUGH

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Well done, Roy.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Thanks, Tristan.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37That was gorgeous.I'm stuffed.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Thanks for the lovely steak, Mr Jones.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43You're more than welcome, Roy.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Does anyone have room for dessert?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oof.I baked a lemon tart.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Voila.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53I'm sorry, Bill. I had no idea. I went and baked a custard pie.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Yeah, well, that's OK. We can do a taste test.Yeah.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Roy, do you care to do the honours?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Ah, yeah.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Urgh.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oh...

0:13:03 > 0:13:04dear. You don't like it?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's lovely, Dad. It's just a bit too...

0:13:07 > 0:13:09lemony.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Here, Roy. Why don't you taste the custard pie?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Urgh.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Ah, it's a bit too sweet, is it?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Just a little.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Oh - I know. We could... Mix them together?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26THEY LAUGH

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Good idea.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Mmm!

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Delicious!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Great thinking, guys. Well done, Jimmy.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36You two should work as a team more often.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Oh, don't worry, Maura. We will. Right, team-mate?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Right.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Hey, Roy, can you bring your keepy-uppy skills again?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Ooh, yes!

0:13:45 > 0:13:48SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Go on, Roy!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:51 > 0:13:53CHANTING:Go Roy! Go Roy! Go Roy!

0:13:55 > 0:13:56That's not done properly though.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58It IS done properly.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Look. Look.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01That's not washed.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Yeah, look at them!

0:14:03 > 0:14:06That was you.Oh, was it? Yeah?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Go on!They're done. They're done.