0:00:37 > 0:00:38'Welcome to my life.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42'Status check - think you're perfect.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45'I was officially the coolest guy in school.'
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Hey, Lockie. How's it going?- 'People looked up to me as a wicked surfer
0:00:49 > 0:00:53'and president of the Board Riding Association.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57'And my girlfriend, Vicki, saw me as the perfect boyfriend.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00'Yup, I had become Mr Popular and I was loving it.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04'The only person that didn't seem to notice the new me was Phillip.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07'He was way too busy on a top secret assignment.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11'Project Lisa was in full swing. He was planning to make his move
0:01:11 > 0:01:13'at the blue light disco tomorrow night.'
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hi, Lisa! Over here!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Hey, Phillip! You gonna play basketball?- Er...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Just supporting the team.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28All right, girls, come on. Two laps of the oval before we start.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Aww, please! But your favourite song just came on!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Problem solved. Come on, girls, two laps of the oval, let's go.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Do you want me to watch your stuff while you're gone?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48'It was downright scary the way Phillip thought Lisa saw him.'
0:01:50 > 0:01:51'Told you it was scary!'
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Yeah, that'd be great, Phillip. Thanks.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58'Like Sarge says, when opportunity knocks,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00'you answer the door.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03'While Phillip was trying to start a relationship,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06'mine was waiting for me on the beach.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09'Vicki and me had become the perfect couple.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12'We'd reached a comfortable place together.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14'I could tell her everything.'
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Hey, I've been thinking.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21How about we go for Chinese before the disco tomorrow night?
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Dinner? Like, a real "date" date? - Yeah, it'd be cool.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30I'd love that. It'd be so romantic. Dinner and dancing.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Dancing?!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Duh! We're going to the disco!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Oh, yeah, right. Fun!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39'But I can't dance!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41'So maybe I couldn't tell her everything,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44'because I was Mr Perfect. And perfect guys CAN dance
0:02:44 > 0:02:47'at blue light discos.'
0:02:47 > 0:02:51We start with a set of classic songs, then on to modern songs.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Then we announce the best dancing couple.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Before the finale, we play one slow song.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Who chooses the music?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Ooh! Ooh!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Yes, Reverend?- I'd love to be in charge of the music.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I'm very hip to the beat, if I say so myself!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Used to be quite the muso. - You might be very busy.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Perhaps there's someone else. - Mrs S? My dad is pretty rockin'
0:03:16 > 0:03:19in a musical sense, more than most oldies.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Er...Geoffrey... what exactly are you doing here?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29This is a disco for kids and I'm giving a kid's opinion.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32And I think my dad can do it. No worries.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Well...
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- It looks like we have our DJ.- Yes!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41So what do the rest of us get to do?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44What you do best - patrol. Keep things in order.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49You are the blue light in the blue light disco after all.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I'll be head shoe checker. It's a vital job.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56"Don't you dare wear thongs, young man! Lisa, arrest that boy!"
0:03:56 > 0:04:01'It was good that Philip didn't see Lisa laughing at Johnny's jokes.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04'But bad for me that he was at home.'
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Philip!- I know Lisa's favourite song is here somewhere!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I've got the best invention to give her at the disco.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- You could've asked! - You always let me play your CDs!
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Yes, found it!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Things have changed!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Talk about supremo grumpy.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I'm not grumpy, I'm popular.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28And from now on, you treat my stuff with respect!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Is that my basketball?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Technically, yes.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37I'm fixing it to play music, so Lisa can think of me when she's training.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- How can I play basketball now? - But you hate basketball!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45You don't get it, I've changed! I love basketball now!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48You have changed. You think you're better than everyone.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52But you've just got a big head, bigger than your stupid basketball!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55'Philip was right - my head had grown as big as a basketball.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57'I just didn't realise it at the time.'
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Why don't you see what everyone else sees?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- That Lisa's only nice to you, cos Sarge is her boss!- That's not true!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07We bonded over mutual interests - science and inventions -
0:05:07 > 0:05:12- and a love of barbecue.- Right(!) Like you know anything about girls!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Just clean up my stuff! 'It was our first proper fight.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20'Philip decided it was time he had his own bedroom. It was OK by me.'
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- Are you sure you're OK with this, love? It's a big change.- Fine, Mum.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Me and Lockie have come to an agreement.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32I agree that he's an idiot and he agrees that I'm a moron.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34'As well as upsetting Mum,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37'our fight gave Philip something else to worry about.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41'And the only person who could help him out was Lisa.'
0:05:53 > 0:05:58- Hey, Lisa. - Hey! What are you up to?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Just testing out my new bike brakes. I thought I'd pop in.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'm trying to remember what your favourite school subject was.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Science, you know that.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12Oh, that's right! We talked about it ages ago at the barbecue.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Found out we had heaps in common, didn't we?- Sure did!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20And almost blew up the shed. That was fun.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Tops.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- So, er, still going to the disco? - Yeah, course I am!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Gonna save me a dance, Philip? - Call me Phil,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32and I'll definitely save you a dance, Lisa.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- MUSIC PLAYS - 'So there I was - a room to myself.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38'And my goal? To look halfway-normal on the dance floor.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41'Or at least a quarter-way.'
0:06:41 > 0:06:43What do you call that?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- MUSIC IS TURNED OFF - Dancing?- Try a slower song.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Crawl before you can walk? - What? Can you dance?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Never really tried.- Too afraid to make a fool of yourself?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58No-one's gonna be looking at me.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02I'm practically invisible. They'll all be watching Mr Popular
0:07:02 > 0:07:07and checking out your clothes and watching every single move.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Still working hard on a new invention, Philip?- Yeah!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- It's a winner in progress, Sarge. - Can't wait to see it.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- So how's everybody enjoying the lasagne?- Mmm!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Lasagne?! I thought it was spaghetti and meatballs?
0:07:21 > 0:07:26- Oh, I followed the recipe exactly! - I think what Lockie meant to say was
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- it's sublime and thank you for preparing it, right?- Right.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Sorry.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I like the lumps, Mum.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39What's wrong, Lockie?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Worried you might have to dance in public tomorrow?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Oh, that's right - you do. Pity you can't dance!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Everybody can dance! Especially Leonards.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Lockie might be challenged in that area, Sarge.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Lockie, have you told Vicki about your little problem yet?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02'I could feel it happening again. The mean streak!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05'There was nothing I could do to stop it!'
0:08:05 > 0:08:08That's it! You're never touching my stuff again!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- And stay out of my room! For good! - Hey! That's enough!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Don't make me repeat the clothes line lesson!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16'When Philip was five,
0:08:16 > 0:08:20'he ate the head off my Surfing Safari action figure,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23'and we fought for two days until Sarge found a solution.'
0:08:25 > 0:08:28However, if you can prove that you can behave,
0:08:28 > 0:08:32I might chuck in a rare treat I've been saving for a special occasion.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34We'll work on it, Sarge.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Won't we, Philip?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Sarge... could I have a lock on my door?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53I thought you'd given up the knitting. It made you too tense.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57What if they go on like this, fighting forever?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59What if they never get the closeness back?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Oh, it's just a phase.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Hormones, high school, friends. It's a lot to deal with, remember?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15The sweetness of change is in the air.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17What now will come and replace it there?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Whether it be soft and hardly to see...
0:09:21 > 0:09:25or measure it forth by a raging sea.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Well...let's hope it doesn't bring a raging sea with it.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36No need to bring out the dotty PJs just yet.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39The boys will be fine.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41'No-one wanted Mum pulling out her dotty PJs.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45'That meant a whole day in bed and lots more knitting.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47'So I came up with a plan to make everyone happy.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50'A plan that included a CD
0:09:50 > 0:09:55'and two award-winning performances from Philip and me.' Hi, Philip.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Gee, that looks interesting. What are you working on?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02It's a surprise present for someone special.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- It's a basketball which plays music. - Right!
0:10:06 > 0:10:11Here, I thought you might want to borrow the CD you were looking for.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Thanks, Lockie. - You're welcome, Philip.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Keep that up and look forward to that rare treat later.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21'Yes! We pulled it off. Looking like friends again.'
0:10:23 > 0:10:26LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- God wants you to party hearty! - HE CHATTERS TO HIMSELF
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Hi, Rev, how's it going? - Oh, Philip! Didn't see you there!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I need to ask you a really huge favour about the disco.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Sounds important.- The Sarge told me you were in charge of the music,
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- including the special slow song at the end.- That's right.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- A big responsibility. - If you played track 3
0:10:53 > 0:10:56for the slow song, you'll make two people really happy.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01- Oh, Lockie and Vicki, is it? - I really can't say, Rev,
0:11:01 > 0:11:05but everybody loves track 3. It's a real winner!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- I'll leave it in God's hands now. - 'Since you've been behaving,'
0:11:09 > 0:11:12it's time for that rare treat.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16You're about to witness a ten-year tradition.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20My body is the instrument,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22music the ignition.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Behold! How to dance
0:11:28 > 0:11:32and in style. Hit it, Joy!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35MUSIC STARTS
0:11:54 > 0:11:57This is the rare treat?
0:12:11 > 0:12:16'To everyone else, Sarge looked like a praying mantis on hot coals.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19'But to Mum, he was the man.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22'And she was a goner.'
0:12:40 > 0:12:42MUSIC STOPS
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Are you going to dance like that at the disco?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55'Sarge's special treat didn't help at all.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58'I was still stuck. And I only had a few minutes left
0:12:58 > 0:13:01'to practise before my big dinner date with Vicki,
0:13:01 > 0:13:03'so I decided to take advantage.'
0:13:06 > 0:13:09SHEEP: Ha! Ha! Ha!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Crikey! I've seen three-legged cows with more rhythm than that!
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Baa! - 'Cyril was right - I was doomed!'
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Are you sure you're OK with the Szechuan chicken? It's pretty spicy.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Yeah. I have pepper on my dinner all the time at home.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35- It's great to hide the taste.- Yeah, but you know it's chilli, right?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39'I was trying my best to enjoy my dinner with Vicki.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42'After all, it was so different from the last time we were here.'
0:13:42 > 0:13:47Maybe you should get back to me when you're grown up a bit, in 25 years!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53'Things were different now. She no longer thought I was a kid.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56'She liked me for who I was.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59'I could tell her the truth - that I couldn't dance.'
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Vicki...
0:14:01 > 0:14:05There's something I sort of have to tell you.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I don't want you to get upset.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12It's about...
0:14:12 > 0:14:14What?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You didn't eat a whole chilli, did you?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Water.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I need water.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Thirsty.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- What are you trying to tell me? - That I can't...
0:14:38 > 0:14:40I can't...
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Oh, I know. I can't wait, either. Let's go dancing.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47'HE SCREAMS'
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# There's a first time
0:14:49 > 0:14:52# There's a first time
0:14:52 > 0:14:53# There's a first time
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# For everything
0:14:57 > 0:15:01# You don't have to be the altar boy to sing
0:15:01 > 0:15:04# That's the last time I feel a thing
0:15:04 > 0:15:06# I feel a thing
0:15:06 > 0:15:10# Until you die, of course, in which case there may be
0:15:11 > 0:15:15# But I'm holding onto the learning
0:15:15 > 0:15:20# And the reading I've been doing... #
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Are you OK?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Great.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27'But I wasn't. The chilli chicken had turned into chilli frogs
0:15:27 > 0:15:31'practising karaoke in my tummy. I really needed to go to the toilet.'
0:15:31 > 0:15:34And now, for all your crazy cats out there,
0:15:34 > 0:15:38put your paws together for your DJ guest -
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Egg!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43RIPPLE OF APPLAUSE
0:15:43 > 0:15:45HEAVY ROCK MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY
0:15:57 > 0:15:59'Egg was right. No-one was watching him.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01'And no-one cared what he looked like.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04'With one exception.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06'It was my chance to go to the toilet.'
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Won't be a sec.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12'But all the cubicles were full of people ignoring Egg.'
0:16:14 > 0:16:18'All I could think of was of making best friends with the toilet.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21'Just then...'
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Lockland Robert Louis Stevenson Leonard,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26will you dance with me?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27'How could I say no?'
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Of course.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32'The moment of truth.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35'Goodbye, Mr Popular. Goodbye, perfect boyfriend.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37'Hello, sad loser.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40'I knew I was about to become the biggest joke in Angelus.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42'So why postpone the torture?'
0:16:52 > 0:16:55'Right on cue, the frog decided to breakdance in my stomach.'
0:17:05 > 0:17:08CHEERING
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Remind you of anybody?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21The spitting image.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28'I didn't know it at the time.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30'I was trying to hold my stomach together.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32'till the last possible second.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35'But I created Angelus history that night.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38'It became known as rumbly bum rumbler.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43'And suddenly, the chilli frogs made room
0:17:43 > 0:17:46'for what felt like a rhinoceros.'
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Lockie.- Not now, Philip.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Lockie, I know you don't like me much any more,
0:17:51 > 0:17:55but I need you to tell me when I should give the ball to Lisa.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58I'm busy here. Figure it out yourself.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03This is important.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- And the winners are Victoria... - TOILET FLUSHES
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- and Lockie. - Me and Vicki, we won!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12If I give it to her too soon it might ruin...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I told you, I'm busy.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18'OK, so I was acting like a lunatic, a head a size of a basketball,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20'but it wasn't the best timing in the world.'
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Look, you've got something...- What?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- What is it?- Never mind.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29'At the time, I didn't know why Philip chose not to tell me,
0:18:29 > 0:18:34'but thinking about it later...
0:18:34 > 0:18:36'I would've done the same thing if I was him.'
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Everyone, the best dancing couple!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46'I couldn't believe it, but like Vicki said once,
0:18:46 > 0:18:48'life is full of mysteries.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51'And just like that, my tummy finally felt OK.'
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Now find your partners, people, because coming up
0:18:53 > 0:18:56is the much anticipated slow song
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- for the evening.- Wait here, OK, I'll be right back.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04And don't forget to head to Strict Motors for your next great deal!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11BALLAD MUSIC STARTS
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I used to dream about being like this.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27What?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30In love with a nice guy.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Someone who cares about me.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Someone bright and gentle.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I knew tonight would be perfect.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Just like out of a romance novel.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45'It all worked out
0:19:45 > 0:19:49'and Vicki still wanted to be with me.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57'As Philip's heart broke into a million pieces,
0:20:57 > 0:21:01'I realised how much he really meant to me.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09That's my stuff.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yeah, guilty.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17It's weird, but I actually missed you gum slopping last night.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I thought you might want to move back in.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24And what if I don't want to?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Then I have to resort to plan B,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28which involves begging
0:21:28 > 0:21:31and grovelling, possibly even favours.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Hot chocolate.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Thanks.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Now, where would you like yours?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Here is fine for now.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Let's talk about these favours.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48'I really wanted to say sorry the way I acted,
0:21:48 > 0:21:51'for getting a big head, for being selfish,
0:21:51 > 0:21:52'for everything,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54'but all that came out was...'
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Sorry.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59As in how many favours and for how long?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I could start by unpacking your stuff.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04'Philip had let me off the hook,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06'for the most part.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10'So I wasn't perfect.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12'No-one was.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16'Maybe all that mattered was that the people you cared about
0:22:16 > 0:22:19'saw the real you and still loved you,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22'even when you acted like an idiot.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25'And right now I owed it to Philip
0:22:25 > 0:22:28'to act like the biggest idiot I could.'
0:22:28 > 0:22:30# One in a million
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# One in a million... #
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd