0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough to kick that ball away-ay
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Oooh
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh
0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh... #
0:00:33 > 0:00:34'OK, so here I am,
0:00:34 > 0:00:39'being dragged towards almost certain serious injury.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40'I'm a surfer. Yeah.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43'Lockie Leonard is a grown-up.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'And I like being a grown-up. So why pretend to be anything else?
0:00:46 > 0:00:51'Why does anyone pretend? For heaps of different reasons.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52'Like to get what we want.'
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Interesting piece, this one.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56It definitely speaks to me.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Yes... Metal. - OK, what do you want?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03'Rev wanted Mrs Egg to wear a dress.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06'Weird, I know. But he had his reasons.'
0:01:06 > 0:01:08THEY ARGUE HEATEDLY
0:01:08 > 0:01:09'Other people pretend
0:01:09 > 0:01:12'so everyone will think their lives are perfect.'
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Car!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16'Like in a TV commercial.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19'When they're not.'
0:01:19 > 0:01:21THEY START ARGUING AGAIN
0:01:21 > 0:01:25'Phillip was pretending to be the happiest boy in the world.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'Actually - erase that. He seemed happier than that boy.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35'But on the inside, his heart was in a billion pieces.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42'And not even his proven mood lifter - jelly babies -
0:01:42 > 0:01:45'could stick it back together again.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48'Not that he was about to let anyone know that.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50'But I knew.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55'Update. I'm being towed behind a very powerful boat,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57'moving very, very quickly.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01'And the best bit? I'd never skied before.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03'So why did I pretend I could?'
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Water-skiing? Great, I love skiing.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Really?- 'Vicki had just invited me
0:02:08 > 0:02:12'to the Streeton Annual Angelus Business Owners' Family Skiing Day.'
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Ye-eah. It's just like surfing.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Only there's two boards instead of one. And no waves.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20And it's on the back of a boat.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23With a really powerful motor. Going very, very quickly.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25'OK. Maybe I hadn't thought it through.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27'But...how hard could it be?'
0:02:27 > 0:02:31My parents take it really seriously. This is your chance to win them over.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Not a problem.- Great!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35'OK. So there was some pressure.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37'If I didn't impress Vicki's parents,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39'it could make things tricky.'
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Don't worry. I'll blow them away.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43OK. Well, we'll pick you up at seven.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47And don't be late. Dad hates it when people are late.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Tomorrow? Don't you have a prior engagement? An RSVP note, ASAP.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53You know how much I love going to church.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56But water-skiing with Vicki and her family is important.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Lockie - you don't know how to water-ski.- I can surf.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's not that different.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Phillip, you better not have eaten the whole bag!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08I wouldn't eat the whole bag. That would include eating the green ones.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10What kind of a person do you take me for?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13A person who will be flossing tonight.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17What's wrong with the green ones? Heaps of people like them.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Only old people. And...rats.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Hungry, desperate rats.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Now, look. I meant what I said. Don't spoil your dinner.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Either of you.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34What erm...culinary delight awaits us tonight?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Salmon mornay?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40It was meant to be pork chops, but it's kind of turned into a soup.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42With erm...with turnips!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47PHILLIP: Sure. Lisa and I were a perfect match.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50We loved exactly the same things.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Science, barbecues - all the important things.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02'Phillip needed something to take his mind off Lisa.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05So I suggested he invent a new flavour for green jelly babies.'
0:04:05 > 0:04:11I was right. Green jelly babies DO have an evil secret ingredient.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Probably turnips.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17If I can extract that, I could be on to something.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22'Mission accomplished. I could go to sleep knowing my work was done.'
0:04:22 > 0:04:23'Night, Phillip.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26It's not even dark yet. And why are you sleeping in your wet suit?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28'I had my reason for the wet suit.'
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And don't be late.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Night, Phillip.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Maybe this experiment is just out of my reach.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Phillip - remember how long it took you to perfect the Moon Rover 6?
0:04:43 > 0:04:44You can't give up yet.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Hear! Hear! You never give up.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Floss.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Let me riddle you this.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Boys, did Yeats ever doubt that he'd capture the human condition
0:04:57 > 0:04:59in one perfect stanza?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Did Einstein ever doubt that he could solve
0:05:02 > 0:05:04the mysteries of the universe?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06'So in conclusion...'
0:05:07 > 0:05:12..doubt is the individual's public enemy number one.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14The message -
0:05:16 > 0:05:18keep at it, son.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Thanks, Sarge. I feel so much better.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25'And the award for the most convincing performance'
0:05:25 > 0:05:29by a dumped ex-boyfriend who wasn't really a boyfriend anyway goes to...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Phillip Leonard!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Er...I'd like to thank my imagination,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44for thinking I had a chance with Lisa in the first place.
0:05:44 > 0:05:50Special mention to John East. Thanks for ruining my life.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55'Meanwhile, Rev was desperate for his Sunday sermon to be a winner.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57'Some assessors from the church
0:05:57 > 0:06:00'were giving him a sort of report card.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04'Rev's subjects included presentation, public speaking,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08'and family.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12'Egg was worried. If Rev got bad marks for any subject,
0:06:12 > 0:06:13'he could get expelled.'
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'm not wearing a dress. I don't even have one.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19If you don't help, Dad will lose his job.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Don't worry. If your mother decides not to wear a dress,
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm sure she'll charm the assessors regardless.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27SHE BURPS LOUDLY
0:06:28 > 0:06:30But failing that,
0:06:30 > 0:06:34my opening gag is an absolute corker. Get this!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37HE CLEARS HIS THROAT A polar bear
0:06:37 > 0:06:40and an apostle walk into a bar.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- No, wait... - We're gonna need help, Mum.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Fine.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51You find me a dress. Nothing floral. I refuse to look like a quilt cover.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57'It's 5:31am.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00'Only an hour and a half to sneak out the front door,
0:07:00 > 0:07:03'walk down the street, and wait for the Streetons.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05'It could be tight.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08'May need supplies.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14'Come on, Lockie. Time to focus! Be impressive.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18'If I keep my embarrassing moments to three, max...
0:07:18 > 0:07:19'I might just be OK.'
0:07:19 > 0:07:20ARGUING VOICES IN CAR
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Sorry we're late. Mum and Dad have been arguing. Been waiting long?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28What's with the wet suit? There's changerooms there.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32How many times have I said not to make that muck?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35It's a Lebanese salad, Barry.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38'Vicki's parents had been fighting all morning.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40'And they weren't about to stop for my sake.'
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Who likes parsley? I'll tell you who. No-one!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47'Meanwhile, Vicki and I had hardly said a word to one another.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50'We didn't need to. We totally got each other.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52'It was like we existed in our own world,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55'and nothing could take us out of it. Almost nothing.'
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Oh, you mongrel... - Barry!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59The cops.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00- What? - Right behind, they got me.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02SIREN WAILS
0:08:02 > 0:08:03MRS STREETON: Oh, perfect!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07'Dear God. Please, don't let it be Sarge. Anyone but Sarge.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08'Amen.'
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Morning all.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Sarge.- Lovely day for it.- Mmm.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Hello, Lockie.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Having fun?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34'I figured this was God punishing me for skipping church.'
0:08:34 > 0:08:36There we go.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39"While speed may be admired
0:08:39 > 0:08:42"In sports such as cricket,
0:08:43 > 0:08:48"This is an 80 zone, so here be your ticket."
0:08:48 > 0:08:50'And the award for best performance'
0:08:50 > 0:08:54by a father in an embarrassing role goes to...
0:08:55 > 0:08:56..Sarge!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04It's hard to find the words to describe how...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06..unworthy I feel.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Thankfully,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Yeats has found them for me.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Against Unworthy Praise... - SNORING
0:09:17 > 0:09:19LOCKIE SNORES Hey! Wake up.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21We're here.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22'I fell asleep. No...!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26'Already!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28'Quick. Saliva check! Saliva check!'
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Barry, will you hurry up and help us!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34'Good news. Vicki's parents had stopped fighting over the salad.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38'Bad news. Thanks to Sarge, they had something new to fight about.'
0:09:38 > 0:09:40You and that rabbit food...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43SWEETLY: Don't forget the salad, darling.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- 'Another flawless performance.' - Betty, how you going?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48MOTORBOAT ENGINE PURRS
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- You're doing well. They like you. - Where do you get that idea from?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59My parents only fight in front of people they like.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Can't wait for you to meet my friends.- Haven't I met them?
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Not the ones at boarding school.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06GIRL SHRIEKS Vicki!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08'Vicki's friends were the type of kids
0:10:08 > 0:10:11'I used to see in the city on weekends.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13'They played sports like croquet and lacrosse,
0:10:13 > 0:10:17'and ate at classy restaurants. On school nights.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20'Heidi was definitely one of those kids.'
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Lockie goes to Angelus High. With us.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Yes, we all know why you go there.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Your dad's only a baker. ALL LAUGH
0:10:29 > 0:10:31'Whoa. Harsh!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35'Still - she's Vicki's friend. Smile...'
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Vicki's dad's the mayor. She has to go.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41What's your excuse?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Lockie's a major surfer. The waves are much better in Angelus,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46so it makes sense to go to school here.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48'Go Vicki!'
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Wow. Surfing - so how good are you?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Well...- He's brilliant. He's had interest from America.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Sponsorship. Video deals. The whole lot.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59So, do you live up on the hill?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Oh, no, I live more towards the bottom.- Near the swamp?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06You can't be serious. You're dating a swamp rat?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yeah, but...he won't be a swamp rat for much longer.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Soon as that US deal comes through, we'll be living in Hawaii.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And you can come visit.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18'Maybe what Vicki said wasn't completely true.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21'But if it helped make a good impression, did it matter?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26'Meanwhile - Phillip hoped his new green jelly baby flavours
0:11:26 > 0:11:29'would make a good impression on Egg.'
0:11:34 > 0:11:36HE GAGS
0:11:36 > 0:11:39My previous 17 attempts have been patchy.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46You've got to stop that before you poison somebody.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48And find a new hobby.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Helping me, for an example.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Doing what? - Stuff I can't do.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Look - you're a smart guy.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- You think outside the box. - True.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02I only have two hours here. And there's no-one else.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I need you, Phillip!
0:12:06 > 0:12:07CHEERING FROM SPECTATORS
0:12:07 > 0:12:10MR STREETON: Nice turn, kitten!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17She's good.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19She's my daughter.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22You can tell a lot about somebody the way they ski, you know.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Whether they're up to standard.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Or not.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29'OK. The pressure's officially on.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32'If I don't make a good impression here, I'm gone.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36'So maybe it's time to rethink the whole skiing thing.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40'Note to self. Steer clear of situations that could create
0:12:40 > 0:12:42'Embarrassing Moment Number 4.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45'Keep a low profile. Avoid crowds.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47'And ANYTHING to do with skiing.'
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Aaaagh!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Hello.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56No, Lockie, wait. We're dying to see you on the water.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Being a professional sportsman.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59You have been skiing before, right?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yeah - I'm all right.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03We go all the time. Dad loves his boat.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04What kind does your dad have?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06A small one.
0:13:06 > 0:13:0780-footer. Tiny.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Yeah, tiny. Just like the Titanic.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13GIRLS LAUGH So, what does your dad do?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15'I could pretend about some things.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17'Being able to ski, or houses in Hawaii.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21'But there are some things I could never lie about.'
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Well, he's a sarge.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23A policeman.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Oh, like...writing parking tickets? Saving kittens from trees?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Really important job.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31There's so no boat.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36And I guess there's no interest from America. Do you lie all the time,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38or only on special occasions?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Whatever. I'm going to the toilet,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43to get some fresh air.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Come on.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48'The worst thing about pretending - people can find you out.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52'And then there's no pretending WHAT you are.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53'A big, fat liar.'
0:14:02 > 0:14:05OK. First we have to make Rev look like a proper Rev.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08He's got to lose the jacket. The earring, too.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I can't ask Dad that. Those things are emotional.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13We don't have time for feelings!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Ssh.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- You wanted my help. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22I've adjusted his sermon.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Say it would mean a lot to you if he would read it out.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Blink a lot when you ask. Like you're about to cry.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Parents hate it when their kids cry. And be quick -
0:14:32 > 0:14:36after we've finished with the Rev, we're fixing you.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Where have you been?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44You OK?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47'It was time to stop pretending, and start being honest.'
0:14:47 > 0:14:51I thought today was supposed to be about me impressing your parents.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Not Heidi and her clones. - They're my friends.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I didn't think you were someone who would make stuff to impress people.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01"He's got interest from America." What was that about?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Are you ashamed of me?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05No-one's good enough for Heidi.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09So you've never stretched the truth to try and impress somebody?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11No!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Hey, everyone.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17It's Lockie's turn to ski next.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20He can't wait to get behind that boat.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Good luck, swamp rat. GIRLS GIGGLE
0:15:25 > 0:15:27MOTORBOAT ENGINE HUMS
0:15:36 > 0:15:38What have you done to your face?!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Cleaned myself up. Just like you said.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Moisturiser. Dad bought it before I was born. Never been touched.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46HE SNIFFS
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Can moisturiser go off?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I feel naked without my earring.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Dad...can you please not wear it, just this once?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- For me? - All right, just don't cry again.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Where's Mum? - She's still getting ready.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08No-one's allowed to speak,
0:16:08 > 0:16:11or I am going home and not coming out all day.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16I have to say - you two look...fabulous.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Looks like we're both wearing dresses.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21DOOR OPENS The assessors.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23They're an hour early.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25HE GULPS
0:16:26 > 0:16:27'So here I am, again,
0:16:27 > 0:16:31'being dragged towards serious injury.'
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Wow. Your swamp rat really is great(!)
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- He's just had a bumpy start. - Yeah, he'll be fine.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39After he gets out of intensive care! GIRLS LAUGH
0:16:39 > 0:16:43'Despite everything, Vicki DID have faith in me after all.'
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Is it just me, or does something REALLY stink?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Go, Lockie Leonard!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Human torpedo!
0:16:52 > 0:16:56'Vicki was right. I'm Lockie Leonard. Human torpedo.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57'I could do this.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10'It was amazing. Like flying. Like walking on water.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13'It was like...well, a lot like surfing, really.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17'This had to be impressing Vicki's parents.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21'My embarrassing moments were a distant memory. I was back!'
0:17:22 > 0:17:24He is good!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28He's my boyfriend.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37What the blazes does he think he's doing?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I think he's asking the driver to speed up.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46'This bit's a little hard to watch. Here's some calming music.'
0:17:46 > 0:17:47GENTLE CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- RECORD SCRATCHES - 'This moment counts as...
0:17:54 > 0:17:57'4 through to 57.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59'Maybe even 58.'
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Aaaaaagh!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15CRASH
0:18:23 > 0:18:26'On the way home, Vicki and I didn't say a word to each other.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29'Only this time... it wasn't a good thing.'
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Jelly baby, anyone?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Maybe you could just drop me off at the police station?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Yup...
0:18:50 > 0:18:53OK, just stay calm. I'm on my way.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55We got a moggy caught up a wattle.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Lisa, can you drive Lockie to church,
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and erm...feel free to stay and listen to the good word.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Well...
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Yeah, sure. Thanks, Sarge.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Ooh, are they jelly babies?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Green. You like green ones?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Yeah. They're my favourite.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Why is there parsley in your hair?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Hello, nice to see you all.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Beautiful weather we're... experiencing lately.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30'I wouldn't usually be this happy going to church,
0:19:30 > 0:19:32'especially in my wet suit.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33'But after the day I'd had,
0:19:33 > 0:19:37'I was looking forward to being with people who weren't pretending.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39'Or so I thought.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43'It was like I had stepped into a parallel universe.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48'Everyone LOOKED familiar - but at the same time, totally different.'
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- Let me...riddle you this. - 'Things even SOUNDED familiar.'
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Did Yeats ever doubt he'd capture
0:19:54 > 0:19:57the human condition in one perfect stanza?
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Did Einstein
0:19:59 > 0:20:04ever doubt that he could solve the mysteries of the universe?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06And so, in conclusion...
0:20:07 > 0:20:13..doubt is the individual's public enemy number one.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17'Suddenly, Rev realised that some things are more important
0:20:17 > 0:20:19'than a good report card.'
0:20:21 > 0:20:23No-one's allowed to speak.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25SHE BURPS LOUDLY
0:20:27 > 0:20:30So what this all means, friends -
0:20:30 > 0:20:32if you have self-belief
0:20:32 > 0:20:33and respect for others,
0:20:33 > 0:20:36why pretend to be anything but who you are?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40A new dress, or moisturiser, won't make you a better person.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43After all, only when you are at peace with yourself
0:20:43 > 0:20:48can you be at peace... with the world.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55'The assessors gave Rev top marks.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00They only had one suggestion - throw in more jokes.'
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Why did you bring her here?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Lisa brought ME.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Well...get her to take you back right now.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Phillip. How you going?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Mmm, yes. Good.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14'Face to face with Lisa,
0:21:14 > 0:21:17'it was impossible for Phillip to pretend any more.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21'His heart broke into a billion pieces, all over again.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23'And I knew what I had to do.'
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Lisa - another jelly baby?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27What was your favourite colour again?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31I told you before, it's green. Is there any other colour?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39'Things had turned weird between Vicki and me.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41'And I was determined to fix it.'
0:21:41 > 0:21:45'You've reached the Streeton residence. Please leave a message.'
0:21:45 > 0:21:47BEEP
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Um...hi, Vicki.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50It's Lockie.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I just wanted to say...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56'Thing was, I didn't know what to say.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59'And I didn't want to pretend that I did.'
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I'll see you at school tomorrow.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10'Sometimes, you have to pretend.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12'Like when you're being polite.'
0:22:12 > 0:22:14So? How does everybody like the soup?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I added a little cinnamon and beetroot.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- It's great!- Delicious.- Delicious.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21'Or when you need to make yourself feel better.'
0:22:21 > 0:22:25I still can't believe Lisa likes green jelly babies.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28What did I ever see in her?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31'But the times when you don't have to pretend at all -
0:22:31 > 0:22:34'when you can be exactly who you are -
0:22:34 > 0:22:35'those are the best times.'
0:22:41 > 0:22:42# Boy
0:22:42 > 0:22:44# Is breaking
0:22:44 > 0:22:47# Underneath the weight of strain
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# Ah-ha-ha
0:22:50 > 0:22:52# Ah-ha-ha
0:22:52 > 0:22:55# Worlds away from anyone
0:22:55 > 0:22:58# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:22:58 > 0:23:01# There was just enough to kick that ball away-ay #
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