0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough to get that far away
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Ooh... #
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Right then. Friends.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Today I thought we'd chew the fat
0:00:37 > 0:00:42about something we all need to find time for in our busy bee lives.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Charity.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- LOCKIE:- 'It had been a quiet week in Angelus.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51'Boredom had struck. No shark attacks, no alien invasion.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54'No TV celebrities popping into the fish shop.'
0:00:54 > 0:00:56..to those less fortunate amongst us.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59(Of course, he's talking about the Leonards.)
0:00:59 > 0:01:02'Which meant no-one had anything to talk about except us.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05'It seemed the whole town
0:01:05 > 0:01:09'was gossiping about the Leonard family difficulties.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11'Mum Leonard had dropped her bundle.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14'She'd gone round the twist, completely cuckoo-lulu.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16'Ended up in the loony bin.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20'And who could blame her, really, with a family like that?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- 'Poetry-reading policeman for a husband...'- Helloooo!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28'A little one who eats anything that's not tied down.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32'The middle one, Philip, still wetting the bed at his age.'
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Aaaaargh! Lockie!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39'And Lockie? Weirdest of the lot.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41'No wonder Vicki got rid of him.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45'We weren't coping...apparently.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47'House was a bombsite.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48'Apparently.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52'Coming apart at the seams, apparently.'
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Morning! - 'According to the blabbermouths,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- 'we were charity cases for sure.' - PHONE RINGS
0:02:01 > 0:02:03BABY RETCHES
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Ugh!- 'Yep, it was like the whole town was busy
0:02:06 > 0:02:09'writing a movie about how bad things were for us.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13'Coming soon to a big screen near you - The Loopy Leonards.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15'Starring in...'
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Give me a C! ALL:- C!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23- Give me an H!- H!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Give me an A!- A!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Give me an R!- R!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Give me an I!- I!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Give me a T!- T!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Give me a Y!- Y!- What does it spell?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34ALL: Charity!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36ALL CHEER
0:02:38 > 0:02:40'So, the script had been written.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43'Might as well see what they cooked up.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47'Scene one. We open at the Loopy Leonards' home.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49'The sun was setting.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52'The mozzies had started dive-bombing in squadrons.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54'And then...'
0:02:57 > 0:03:01'An anonymous kind soul had left a food offering on the doorstep.'
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Mmmmm! Lamb!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17BAAAAA!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Or it could be beef.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Mmm, yes, definitely beef.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Sarge...I want to go see Mum tomorrow.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh...I can't get away.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I've let things slide a bit down at the station.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Why can't I go on my own?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Egg went to Perth to see his mum on his own.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh, well...we'll see.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Which basically means no.- I just... I just don't want to upset her.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Upset her with me?!- With anything.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Lord, if I had my way, I'd be camped under her bed day and night.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03How does...maybe sound?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Mmm!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Lamb, is it?- Not if you're talking to Cyril, it's not.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15You made lamb casserole.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Found it on the step.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Hmm!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22'Hang on. Where had I seen that casserole dish before?'
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Vicki?- Lockie...
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- What brings you to these corridors? - Oh, I'm just, um...helping out.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- What are you doing?!- I'm not hungry.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Cross-country race on Monday, Lock. You'll need energy to win.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Have you seen me run?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52He turns down the first decent meal in two weeks.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54And people think I'M the weird one!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58BABY GRIZZLES
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- That casserole was from Vicki Streeton.- I always liked her.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06And in the morning, you're gonna take the dish back
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- and tell her we don't want any more. - Um...why would I do that?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Because...I don't want to be just another one of her charity cases.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Clear? So tomorrow, take back the dish,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- and tell her to butt out. - And if I don't?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23'Scene two. Our hero makes his younger brother an offer
0:05:23 > 0:05:24'he can't refuse.'
0:05:24 > 0:05:26You'll be sorry.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Not maybe...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Will be.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36'Which takes us to scene three.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40'Set at the glamorous home of the casserole queen herself.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45'Our hero sends his younger brother to do his dirty work.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51'Not very heroic, I know. But I couldn't face Vicki.'
0:05:55 > 0:05:58'I was afraid of what I might do - throw myself at her knees,
0:05:58 > 0:05:59'beg for more charity.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02'But Vicki wasn't the only one with charity on the mind.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06'Suddenly the whole town was keen to get in on the act.'
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Can we fire it up and start on the grass please, mate.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Good to see you, ladies.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Stand back there, son.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20That's our letterbox!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22We've had to get drastic, my boy.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25'This isn't happening!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28'Random old ladies from church are not folding my undies!'
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Grab a shovel, young man and lend a hand.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33That's what this town's all about - helping the needy.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35But I live here.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Ah, which one are you again?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41'I told Mr Streeton he could keep his shovel
0:06:41 > 0:06:44'and left him and the rest of the do-gooders behind.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46'I had somewhere more important to be.'
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Archie! Man, it's good to see ya.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Never get any faster, do you Arch?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01No, guess not.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Here to see your mum? - Yeah.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06On yer, mate. They love that, mums do.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Makes 'em feel better knowing there's nothing wrong -
0:07:09 > 0:07:12that everything's purring along smoothly at home.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17'Don't talk about the mess.'
0:07:17 > 0:07:21'Don't talk about the do-gooders. Don't talk about the letterbox.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22'Don't talk about the casserole.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25'Don't talk about not coping.'
0:07:25 > 0:07:27So how are you all coping at home?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yeah, good.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32'Quick, talk about something cheerful.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34'Create a diversion.'
0:07:34 > 0:07:39So good that I entered the cross-country.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41The race is tomorrow so...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yeah, should be good.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- You hate cross-country. - No, I love it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:52I know I used to hate it but I found it's kind of relaxing.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54'Not to mention totally compulsory!'
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Relaxing?!- Yeah.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Just the repetition, or something.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06'Scene 4. Hero attempts to pull wool over mother's eyes.'
0:08:06 > 0:08:09'Mum didn't buy it for a minute.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11'Note to the writers -
0:08:11 > 0:08:14'wool-pulling scenes should be left for Cyril.'
0:08:42 > 0:08:45< BAAA!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Alligator mincemeat, crocodile pie
0:08:48 > 0:08:51V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Can we win it? Yes we can!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55We're here to cheer for the Patterson house!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Yo, Patterson!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I would give that 9.5 out of 10. Very good.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04One tiny suggestion though,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07"Yes we can, here to cheer or Patterson house" -
0:09:07 > 0:09:09that's not even close to rhyming.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11What are you doing?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Your sports day tomorrow. Some of us primary schoolers are coming.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'll be there to cheer you on.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21All I need is a red shirt and I'm done.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25You look after dinner, I'll see if Mum's got a red shirt.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29How was she, by the way?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Where did this food come from?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Someone made it for us.- And left it on the front door step?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Anyone could have made it, Lock.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43There were tons of people out there today.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Did you tell Vicki not to bring food?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Too feminine?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Aw, gourmet dinner two nights in a row. This town is raining kindness.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Neat lawn, new letterbox...
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Yeah, like that's gonna help us through the night.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Someone's left us a bag of clothes.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02It's not enough we're the talk of the town.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Now they're giving us their hand-me-downs.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- They're just trying to help. - Who does that help?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Maybe them. Think of it as our community service.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Team Leonard. Boredom Busters.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Sarge, whoever gave us those clothes thinks we're poor.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18We're not poor, are we Sarge?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20We are rich in every way, Philip.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Richer than most.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Bingo! The universe provides.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28You're not wearing that.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- CYRIL:- There's a saying - charity begins at home.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Shut up, Cyril. You're part of the whole problem.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Mum didn't even want you here in the first place.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44I wish you'd never come at all.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52'Scene 5. Young hero takes out frustration
0:10:52 > 0:10:54'on loyal domestic animal.'
0:11:02 > 0:11:04What's with the costume? Who are you trying to be?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Your friend.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I want to help you, Lockie.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Let me. Let me help you.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16No, I've gone from your boyfriend to your charity case. It sucks.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Can we win it? We've got the nous
0:11:27 > 0:11:30cos we're here to cheer for the Patterson house!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Do you like it? Sarge did a bit of work on it last night.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Now it rhymes!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42'No, really Mum. I love cross-country.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44'Love it. It's really...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46'Relaxing.'
0:11:46 > 0:11:49CHEERING
0:11:50 > 0:11:56ALL: P-A-T-T-E-R-S-O-N!
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Yeah, Patterson! CHEERING
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Get set...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07CROWD CHEERS
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Strange, I'm usually hopeless at running.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29At this rate, I won't even come last!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Either I'm running very fast,
0:12:34 > 0:12:36or they're running very slow.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41CROWD CHEERS
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Maybe they're running very slow for a reason.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58ALL: C-H-A-R-I-T-Y!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01THEY CHANT: Yay, charity!
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Does he want it? No bloomin' way!
0:13:05 > 0:13:11He's gonna get it, cos he's got no say! Woo!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15And maybe someone asked them to let poor Lockie Leonard win.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Give him something to smile about.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Scene six.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Young hero sees through their dead obvious plan to try and
0:13:24 > 0:13:26make him feel better.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30What's he doing?!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Lockie...
0:13:40 > 0:13:43THEY CHEER
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- How did the race go?- Don't ask.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Okey-doke.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Don't worry, things'll pick up. - Will they?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I wish they'd hurry up about it.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08I'm sick of being the world's biggest charity case.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14- Cyril's gone, I can't find him anywhere!- Gone?- He's run away.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19- It's my fault, I couldn't shut up about the lamb casserole.- Hang on!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23There could be another clue, if we look for it. Like...
0:14:23 > 0:14:26the working bee, in all its wisdom, cut the grass.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I reckon he's just gone to look for something to eat.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What d'you reckon, Lock?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Sure.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Any news?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46No-one's seen him, Sarge.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Calling all cars, calling all cars, missing person's report.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Male, brown eyes, round nose, curly hair.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Answers to the name of Cyril.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I should have been helping find Cyril.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04It was my fault he'd run away in the first place.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06But my legs took me somewhere else.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I wasn't expecting you back so soon.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Well, I just wanted to tell you...
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- '..that I'm making a total mess of everything.'- What's happened?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19'Everything, and it's only getting worse!'
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I won the cross country.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23I know.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25How weird is that?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30How d'you know I won?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Vicki told me.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- What? Vicki came to see you? - She popped in after school.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- She's been in a couple of times. - What is it with her?- What?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- She's not allowed to visit me?- She can't keep her nose out of anything!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Casseroles, working bees, organising it so everyone lets me
0:15:47 > 0:15:50win at the cross country. And now she won't even let me visit
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- my own mum properly! - It was only a visit.- She dumps me
0:15:53 > 0:15:57in front of the whole school, then to make herself feel better,
0:15:57 > 0:16:00she treats me like I can't even tie my own shoelaces!
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- She's just trying to show kindness. - I don't want kindness from her, Mum!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Whose side are you on?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I'm sorry.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16I just want things to be the way they used to be.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22And now, you're upset. This is why Sarge didn't want me coming in here.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Dumping stuff all over you.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Oh...
0:16:31 > 0:16:34You coming in here...
0:16:34 > 0:16:37worrying about what I think, like it matters...
0:16:40 > 0:16:43..that is exactly what I need.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Oh, it's all right.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I'm supposed to be saying that to you.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00It's all right, Lockie.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Really.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07'But it wasn't all right.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09'Not by a long shot.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12'Pushing me to the point where I'm yelling at my own mum.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15'Well, this young hero is done with this movie.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19'I quit. From now on, I can write my own dumb lines.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21'Thank you very much...'
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Hi.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26'..Victoria Streeton.'
0:17:26 > 0:17:27I've had it with you...
0:17:27 > 0:17:29and your casseroles.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30'Nice strong opener, huh?'
0:17:30 > 0:17:32And I've had it with your working bees,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35and with you organising for me to win at the cross country.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39But more than any of that, I've had it with you visiting my mum!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Because...
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Well...
0:17:42 > 0:17:44'Come on! Come on!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47'You had it all worked out perfectly, written in your head.'
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Well, because she's my mum. And...
0:17:49 > 0:17:53'Just because Vicki looked so good and I've got chest pain,
0:17:53 > 0:17:54'no reason to go to pieces.'
0:17:54 > 0:17:58And she's not just another one of your charity cases.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Is it my turn now?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03We'll start with the casseroles, OK?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Absolutely delicious.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11And if you've got time to make more we'd be ever so grateful.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15And as for the working bees? My father's running for mayor again.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18It was his idea of chasing votes. Nothing to do with me.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20And as for winning the race,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23there was no conspiracy of kindness.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Maybe you're just so angry with the world you won of your own accord?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28And as for visiting your mum,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31I didn't go to the hospital to visit her,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I go to visit my brother.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Colin.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Monster.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Do you have any brothers or sisters? - A brother but he's much older.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45That's him there.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Dad kicked him out and we haven't seen him since.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Monster's your brother?
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Maybe it's time you realised you're not the centre of the universe.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Vicki, wait!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I think someone's following you.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07BAA!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10'So my scenes are exploding in my face.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13'And things weren't going much better for Sarge.'
0:19:13 > 0:19:14The Inspector's here!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- He's a day early!- I know!
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Sir?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Have you, um...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Have you met Barbara?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32She's here on work experience!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35BLEURGH!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42So...
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Given the circumstances...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50..I had to swallow my pride and ring Nan and Pop.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Wow.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Wow, indeed, Philip.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02And...
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Casserole's kind of off the menu, so,
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I hope you're all enjoying your toast!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11HE SIGHS
0:20:11 > 0:20:14At least we have Cyril back.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15I don't know about you fellas,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18but I'm not really in the mood for singing tonight.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Maybe we should give the Leonard Family Travelling Singers a rest.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Or, maybe,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26that's exactly what we need to do!
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Give all those gossipers and do-gooders something to talk about!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Anyway, we're Team Leonard.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Boredom Busters, remember?
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# Click, go the shears, boys Click, click, click
0:20:42 > 0:20:46# Wide is his blow And his hands move quick
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# The ringer looks around And is beaten by a blow
0:20:49 > 0:20:53# And curses the old stagger With the bare-bellied joe
0:20:53 > 0:20:57# Oh, click go the shears, boys Click, click, click
0:20:57 > 0:21:01# Wide is his blow And his hands move quick
0:21:01 > 0:21:04# The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow. #
0:21:04 > 0:21:07'The truth was, Vicki was helping out cos she understood.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11'She understood me better than I understood myself.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14'And somehow, I still managed to turn it into a crime.'
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Archie! Get over here!
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Want you to meet somebody.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26This is my sister. Vicki, this is Archie.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Hi, Archie.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Hi.
0:21:29 > 0:21:35Sorry, have to make an emergency oil change, if you know what I mean!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41So, Lockie Leonard doing charity work.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- We do this every year.- It's good.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47These poor, pathetic people would be lost without you, wouldn't they?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- It's good you feel sorry for them. - It's not like that.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Oh, no? My mistake.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54You must just be doing it because you care.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- You never come at things head on, do you?- Not if I can help it.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05So, you two getting along? That's good.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- She's gorgeous, isn't she?- Monster!
0:22:12 > 0:22:13I think you're on.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# There was a wild colonial boy
0:22:27 > 0:22:30# Jack Doogan was his name...#
0:22:30 > 0:22:32LAUGHTER
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