0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough to get them far away
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Ooh...
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Ooh, ooh
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Ooh, ooh
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Ooh, ooh, ooh. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Boys and girls, you...
0:00:32 > 0:00:35are the future of this wonderful town.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37'Mr Streeton was on the campaign trail
0:00:37 > 0:00:39'to be re-elected as mayor.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41'He was using back-door tactics,
0:00:41 > 0:00:44'dropping into our classrooms as guest speaker.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47'Trying to get us kids to tell our parents to vote for him.'
0:00:47 > 0:00:49I'm not here to blow my own trumpet.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I'm not here today to talk about my significant achievements,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54such as the new kiddies' playground,
0:00:54 > 0:00:55or...
0:00:55 > 0:00:57'Yup, right now,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59'there was enough hot air coming out of his mouth
0:00:59 > 0:01:01'to fill 100 hot-air balloons.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05'And it wasn't the only hot air rising around Angelus.'
0:01:05 > 0:01:06PPPFFFT!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08CHILDREN GIGGLE
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Pop.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Sorry.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14'My stomach was filled with 100 snakes,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17'all wriggling and hissing away. And with every hiss...'
0:01:17 > 0:01:18PPPFFT!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- CHILDREN LAUGH - Pop.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21CHILDREN LAUGH
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Quit farting, baked-bean bum.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26'There was a good reason for the farts.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31'Our grandparents were back to lend a hand while mum was in hospital.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33'Nan had been watching cooking shows on the telly.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35'She was learning about fusion.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40'Fusion is when you mix two or more cooking styles for a new effect.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41'This was the effect it had on us.'
0:01:41 > 0:01:43PPPFFT!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Pop. - CHILDREN SHRIEK
0:01:46 > 0:01:51'We called them Pops. It was Sarge's idea.'
0:01:51 > 0:01:52PPPFFFT!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Pop.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55'He thought if you fart in public,
0:01:55 > 0:01:59you should at least claim ownership.'
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I vow to keep our streets clean,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- and our children safe.- Sure, Barry.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Pull the other one. You're interested in the big end of town,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09and their dodgy development deals.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11He's wrong, you know.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15The only thing I am interested in is your future.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Did I tell ya? Mum's coming home.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Really? When?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Soon, I reckon. And for good.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- What did she say, exactly? - She kept talking about how
0:02:25 > 0:02:27she missed the quiet of Angelus.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28And you took that to mean...?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30She meant the Rev.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32'Poor Egg.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35'He really had his hopes pinned on his mum coming back.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37'And I wasn't sure she was.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39'Sounded like more hot air to me.'
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I vow to create three more public holidays,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44in September alone.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I vow to eradicate algebra
0:02:46 > 0:02:48from the syllabus!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Why don't you try coming home early?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53And lollipops...
0:02:53 > 0:02:54for all!
0:02:54 > 0:02:58'There were worse things than a bum filled with fart gas.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01'A father who was obsessed with getting re-elected.'
0:03:05 > 0:03:07This seat taken?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Only if you sit downwind.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Didn't you want a free lollipop?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I'll make you a deal.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I won't hassle you about your farty bot,
0:03:19 > 0:03:21if you don't hassle me about my old man.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Was I going to hassle?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- You think he's a prize goose! - You're a mind-reader now.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29You don't like him being mayor, do you?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Something weird happened when he got those robes.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36He changed,
0:03:36 > 0:03:40from this warm, nice guy, into this...ego-nutcase.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Well, get rid of the robes. Make sure he doesn't win the election.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47There aren't even any other candidates standing.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50They're not game enough.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51There must be someone.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Someone with guts.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Energy.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Drive.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01John East?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Run for mayor?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Might need some convincing, but...
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I'm sure you'll find a way.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Vicki.- Sir.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- School project? - Dad wants me to measure the beach.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28- Why?- He didn't say.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31He wanted you to measure it for no reason?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Not the whole beach.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Just the stretch with the best view.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38This wouldn't have anything to do with a new development plan?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40He doesn't talk about business deals.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42He saves that for his builder mates.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46'And that's how Vicki convinced John East to run for mayor.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50'And all because she wanted her dad home for dinner.'
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Right, you're talking through your hat.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Jack Nicklaus is the greatest golfer that ever lived.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57'In the whole time we were visiting mum,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59'Pop didn't say one word to her.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02'Didn't even look her in the eye.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05'Instead, he and Nan wasted a lot of hot air on golf.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07'As much as I wanted to stay with mum,
0:05:07 > 0:05:11'having Nan and Pop in the same room wasn't healthy for her.'
0:05:11 > 0:05:13We might go.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- That time already? - I better get the dinner on.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17- Bye, Joy.- Bye.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Family hug.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Oh. Thanks, kids, for being so strong.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32This must be really hard for you.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Don't worry about us, Mum.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35You just get better.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Come on, Blob.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Ah.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Philip.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Seatbelt, Pop.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Indicator, Pop.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Right, then.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Are you all all right?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- He can't be allowed to drive!- Look,
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- I'm sure it was a lapse of concentration.- He's full of lapses!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- PPPFFFT! - Pop.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50They're your grandparents. I know they're getting old -
0:06:50 > 0:06:53they're doing their best. They help with Blob.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Tiger scored an albatross, two eagles, and three birdies.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59He's a genius, that Tiger Woods.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Honestly, Lockie, when are you going to take up golf?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Pop, off-target.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08'Pop couldn't hear me. Didn't help he was deaf in one ear...
0:07:08 > 0:07:11'the sports update through the other.'
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I said, Blob likes the food in her mouth!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16That puts him 16 going into the final round.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Here, why don't I take over?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Thank you, Philip.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24- LOCKIE SIGHS - It's Lockie.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26'The reality was,
0:07:26 > 0:07:28'our grandparents were older than old.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31'It was a little sad, to tell the truth.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33'And a little terrifying.'
0:07:34 > 0:07:35HE SHRIEKS
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Oh!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Sorry, just wanted to wash my hands,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I'll come back later.- Philip.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Please, not a word to anyone about this.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Especially you grandfather.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Promise?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55'The shock of being found out caused an unusual reaction in Nan.'
0:07:55 > 0:07:56SHE HICCUPS
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Guess what? Nan's bald!
0:07:58 > 0:08:03What? Completely bald? Not one hair?
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Don't tell anyone.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08What? Completely bald?
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Not one hair?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17SHE HICCUPS
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- ALL SIGH - 'Nan's hiccups lasted all day,
0:08:20 > 0:08:24'no matter how many different ways we tried to get rid of them.'
0:08:26 > 0:08:27SHE HICCUPS
0:08:28 > 0:08:30ALL: Rrrarrrgh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34SHE HICCUPS
0:08:34 > 0:08:36'With Egg and Dot's help,
0:08:36 > 0:08:39'John East's campaign for mayor was in full swing.'
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Wanna hit my place on the weekend? Listen to some music?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Maybe.- You've got something better to do, haven't you?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48It's best I hang at home, for when my mum arrives.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Wait with me if you want. - What time's her bus?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53I don't know.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- She did say she was coming this weekend?- Not in so many words.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03Vote for Barry Streeton! Vote early, vote often.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04What the...?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Hold this, kitten.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Uh-oh, here's trouble.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12What the blazes do you think you're doing?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Mr Streeton. Lovely day.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15You're not allowed to put up posters,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17it's against regulation 346.5.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- You put up posters all around town, Mr Streeton.- That's different.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22I'm the mayor.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- For the moment.- I demand you take that poster down immediately,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- young man!- Leave it, Egg.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- We have every right. This is still a democratic municipality.- Yes.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34And I rule over it.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- You're scared I'm running for election.- Ha! Rubbish.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Debate me at the church hall on Friday, then.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Prove you're not all hot air.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47OK. You're on.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Don't worry, kitten. They're rank amateurs.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00They haven't got a hope.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02HE CHUCKLES
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Vicki?- Is your Nan here? Hi.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- I'm Vicki Streeton.- Oh. Hello.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- I've heard wonderful things about your cooking.- You have?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16And you see, I love to cook.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I was just wondering whether you wouldn't mind
0:10:18 > 0:10:23- sharing some of your secrets of success.- Why, certainly!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- But I'll have to go and consult my recipe book.- Umm...
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- I was particularly interested in the nori fusion rolls.- Oh!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Are you crazy?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35What do you think's making me break wind every five minutes?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37You're mad.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40'At the time, I thought Vicki had lost the plot,
0:10:40 > 0:10:44'but, as usual, she was several steps ahead of the pack.'
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Ready?
0:10:45 > 0:10:49I can be green too, you know. I'm green as the next bloke.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I just don't like to bang on about it.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54You take those condos I had built,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- at Lake Woebegon. - I didn't think you owned them?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Well, er... Well, that depends who's asking.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02But that's beside the point, Vicki. What colour are they?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Hmm? I'll tell you - green. Green as a blooming apple!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I insist the builder paint them green
0:11:07 > 0:11:09to blend in with the blasted trees!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12And that hippy school councillor thinks he's the only one
0:11:12 > 0:11:14who cares about the environment!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I'm worried though, Dad.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- John East is younger than you. - Less experienced.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Some people...
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Some people might say more energetic.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29People are saying that?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32HE SIGHS
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Well, I'd like to know what is so good
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- about being young and energetic, anyway?- Voters respond to that.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40HE SIGHS
0:11:40 > 0:11:44You're right, kitten. Policy counts for nothing these days.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47It's all about appearance.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48I might have just the thing.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57Macrobiotic nori rolls. I got the recipe from a health guru.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02No more meat pies, no more roast dinners with mashed potato.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04If you want to be fit, healthy, and win elections,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07you're going to have to change your diet.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Tastes like chook feed wrapped in seaweed.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13The taste of victory.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20HE CHUCKLES
0:12:25 > 0:12:30In order to charge someone, you need evidence of wrongdoing, right?
0:12:30 > 0:12:35- Right.- In order to make the charges stick, you need solid evidence.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Right.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Exhibit A.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Dirty golf socks in the sink.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Exhibit B. Golf balls in the egg compartment.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Where are the eggs?- Follow me.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Right.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Exhibit C. HE LAUGHS
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Not funny, Sarge.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07They're supposed to be looking after your beloved children.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10We don't want them locked up, we want them to go,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12so we can have our lives back.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- I know they're getting forgetful... - What?- But...
0:13:14 > 0:13:17they love you, they're your grandparents.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21I reckon those two still might surprise you.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23PHONE RINGS
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Hello?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29'In the end, it was Sarge who got the surprise.'
0:13:32 > 0:13:35It's all right, everybody. No need to panic.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Just a tiny scratch on the bumper bar.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41'Pop had driven in the wrong direction once too often.'
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Nothing a little polish and some elbow grease won't fix.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46'Sarge didn't care about the scratch on the car...
0:13:46 > 0:13:49'the statue of Mum, on the other hand...'
0:13:49 > 0:13:50You flattened Joy!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54'Sarge had no choice but to cut up Pop's driver's licence.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57'It was like cutting up Pop's heart.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01'And by dinner, the mood hadn't lifted.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05'If anything, Nan and Pop looked even older than before.'
0:14:08 > 0:14:12We've booked the bus for the day after tomorrow.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're too old for this sort of thing.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27'I started to feel really bad.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29'I wanted to do something to cheer them up.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30'But what could I do?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33'I couldn't give Nan her hair back.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35'Or Pop his licence back.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39'Sometimes life can be really unfair.'
0:14:40 > 0:14:41SHE HICCUPS
0:14:44 > 0:14:46'On the day of the great debate,
0:14:46 > 0:14:49'the hall was filled with curious voters.'
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Are you all right, dear? You look a bit puffy.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54People of Angelus...
0:14:54 > 0:14:57'OK, you don't want to hear this next bit.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59'It's just another political speech. A nice one.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02'All about protecting the environment,
0:15:02 > 0:15:04'but a bit dull, at the same time.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07'So I thought we'd watch
0:15:07 > 0:15:10'some of my classiest surfing moments from this summer.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15'OK. Not that one.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17'This one was better.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23'OK. Not that one either.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25'But this one's great.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30'OK. We're having trouble locating my greatest moments.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32'We'll have to get back to you at a later point.'
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Because the only thing we should be allowed to build on a beach...
0:15:36 > 0:15:37is a sandcastle.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Thank you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44You're up, dear.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I need to go to the bathroom.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- You can't. You're on. - You'll just have to hold on.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Good luck, Daddy.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58'In an attempt to appear young, hip, groovy and green...
0:15:58 > 0:16:04'Mr Streeton had eaten precisely 96 of Vicki's special nori rolls.'
0:16:14 > 0:16:15HE EXHALES
0:16:15 > 0:16:17STOMACH GURGLES
0:16:30 > 0:16:33'Strangely, Vicki's dad hadn't felt the full effects.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35'Until now.'
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Fellow Angelusians.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39STOMACH GURGLES
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Why's he stopping?
0:16:47 > 0:16:48I don't know.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Come on!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05HE CHUCKLES
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Sorry, where was I?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- CROWD MUTTERS - Ah, yes.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I think that the most important issue...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- STOMACH GURGLES - ..facing this town at the moment
0:17:14 > 0:17:16is...
0:17:16 > 0:17:18'And then it began.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20'Quietly at first. Like a squeak of a mouse.'
0:17:20 > 0:17:23SQUEAKING
0:17:23 > 0:17:24'A very squeaky mouse.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28'Playing the bugle. Not so loud either. Not at first.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31'Like the mouse was scared of waking the cat.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35'And Mr Streeton tried to pretend that nothing was happening.'
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I would like to say that the most important issue
0:17:37 > 0:17:41facing our town at the moment is the wonderful natural environment...
0:17:41 > 0:17:43PPPFFFT!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45'It was no longer like a mouse. More like a lion,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47'playing the bassoon.'
0:17:47 > 0:17:48PPPFFFT!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50'He was playing it loud and mean.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52'On it went.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54'With such power that it tore a hole
0:17:54 > 0:17:56'in the backside of Mr Streeton's pants.'
0:17:56 > 0:17:58LAUGHTER
0:17:58 > 0:18:01'The aftershock tore through Angelus like a cyclone.'
0:18:01 > 0:18:02PPPFFT!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05'And the sound echoed and bounced all over town.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07'And into our house.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10'And that's when a truly amazing thing happened...'
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Pop!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14'Blob said her very first word.'
0:18:14 > 0:18:16You hear that?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19The baby spoke. Did you hear that, Nan? She spoke!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21She said my name.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23She said, "Pop."
0:18:26 > 0:18:27You heard her, boys.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29She said, "Pop."
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Didn't you, sweetheart?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Well...er...
0:18:35 > 0:18:37'I saw a chance to make things right.'
0:18:37 > 0:18:38I did.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39I heard her.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Blob said Pop.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44See? See?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Say it again, sweetheart,
0:18:46 > 0:18:48come on, I know you can do it. Say...
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Pop!
0:18:51 > 0:18:55'And although a lot of people might think it gross,
0:18:55 > 0:18:56'I did what I thought was right.'
0:18:56 > 0:18:58PPPPFFFT!
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Pop!
0:18:59 > 0:19:00See? See?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03'Pop had suddenly got a spring in his step.'
0:19:03 > 0:19:06You clever baby. We must go and see your mother,
0:19:06 > 0:19:07tell her what you've done.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Steady on, Pop. Have you forgotten?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- We can't... - SHE HICCUPS
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- We can't drive, remember? - We'll catch a cab!
0:19:18 > 0:19:23'Mr Streeton lost the election, due to his gigantic pop.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25'People were disgusted.'
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Dad, they need their mayoral robes back.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29No! I'm keeping them!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Fine.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33But will you at least come in?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Mum's cooking a roast dinner.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49With mashed potato?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51And peas.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09'And Vicki Streeton got what she wanted -
0:20:09 > 0:20:12'a father home for dinner by a reasonable hour.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14'And Egg got what he wanted.'
0:20:14 > 0:20:16KNOCK AT DOOR
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Mum!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22BOTH LAUGH
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Oh, Geoffrey.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Joy, listen. Go on, Blob.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39PPPFFFT!
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Pop!
0:20:42 > 0:20:43And again!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46PPPFFFT!
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Pop!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50LAUGHTER
0:20:50 > 0:20:53'Mum was in on the gag. But it didn't matter.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55'Blob had spoken - that's what counted.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58'Mum was thrilled to bits. Everyone was.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01'And then, in all the excitement, Nan decided to come clean.'
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Everybody.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Everybody.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I have an announcement to make. Well...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09really, it's more of a show...
0:21:09 > 0:21:10and tell.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16LAUGHTER
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- I knew, you know.- Oh!
0:21:19 > 0:21:23'And with her secret out, Nan never hiccupped again.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26'The Sarge was right, leave aside all the hot air.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29'Even ancient and crinkly, old, forgetful people
0:21:29 > 0:21:31'are capable of surprising you.'
0:21:34 > 0:21:36# Boy
0:21:36 > 0:21:37# It's breaking
0:21:37 > 0:21:41# Underneath the weight of strain
0:21:41 > 0:21:42# Hey, hey, hey
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# Hey, hey, hey
0:21:46 > 0:21:49# Worlds away from anyone... #
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