0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough to get that ball away
0:00:19 > 0:00:25# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Ooh, ooh, ooh
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34It wasn't easy being a Leonard.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I mean, it was weird enough being 13
0:00:36 > 0:00:39and having hormones play footy with your brain,
0:00:39 > 0:00:42without your family adding to the weirdness.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Then, on top of everything,
0:00:44 > 0:00:48there was the total train-wreck with my first ever girlfriend.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Yep, only one thing to do.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hibernate for the next millennium.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Sure, after locking myself in my room for five days in a row,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01things started to get a bit pongy, and Philip broke out in a rash.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Remember that dead eel I found
0:01:03 > 0:01:06and I performed an autopsy on it, and I left its guts
0:01:06 > 0:01:10in the laundry by mistake, and Mum found it a week later?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13It stinks worse than that.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17But at least you know what causes your own smell. Sweaty socks,
0:01:17 > 0:01:21dirty jocks, mouldy boardies, Mum's cheese broccoli.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23HE FARTS
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Yep, all good. Reassuring.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Unlike the stink I'd caused over Vicki Streeton.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36The hottest girl at school, the girl whose kiss tasted
0:01:36 > 0:01:40like vanilla ice cream, and who smelled like strawberry topping.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Definitely the deluxe model, kitten.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46An absolutely A1, top-of-the-range Streeton, fully guaranteed.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Just when we'd finally become an item, a couple,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53the envy of the school, we'd hit the headlines.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I was dumped.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Must have been some kind of a record.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01And the award for the shortest ever relationship
0:02:01 > 0:02:04in the history of Angelus goes to...
0:02:07 > 0:02:08..Lockie Leonard!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10APPLAUSE
0:02:10 > 0:02:15Yeah, I'd botched it, and all because of some mirage in a wetsuit.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I didn't know where she came from, where she lived.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I didn't even know her name. She was a total mystery.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25All I knew was...she could surf.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yeah, only one thing for it.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Hibernate. At least until I'd passed the confused and embarrassed stage.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35One problem though. I'd forgotten I was a Leonard.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Lockie? >
0:02:38 > 0:02:40We've got your favourite takeaway.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42FAN WHIRRS
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Spag bol with extra-special tangy tomato sauce.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47But you'll have to come out and get it.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50And if you're quick I'll throw in one of my best poems,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Clancy Of The Overflow!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Always works in a crisis.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55< Ask me again in a year.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Jeez, he must be sick. >
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Aw...he's become a health hazard, Sarge.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Right. Philip, you grab your sweaty.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Mum, you grab his board.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13I will back out Frieda. It is time for Operation Lockie Leverage.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19HE SCREAMS
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Dad's totally lost it this time. Here I am, being towed by Frieda.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Leonard's in the car, and me on full display to the whole town.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Could things get any worse?
0:03:36 > 0:03:41And, instead of heading to the surf, Sarge decides to take a shortcut.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh no! Any place but this.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50We've got your normal, loveable, likeable, friendly, charming...
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Lockie! Looks like Vicki's filming an ad.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Do you want to stay and watch?- Yeah, like that's gonna improve my day.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Do a deal for you.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Family cars, family deals, so come on down to Big Barry Streeton's.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Maybe we could be in it, like extras, buying cars.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I could be on TV.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Does Lisa have a television?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Burn rubber, Sarge. I can hear the surf calling.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Egg's there. He's watching.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Egg? No way.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23This was the last place Egg would want to be.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Mental note... Find out why Egg's behaving so strangely.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Hey, you! James Dean! Get out of there! I've told you before.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I hoped Egg's eviction from Big Barry Streeton's
0:04:34 > 0:04:38might create a big enough diversion so we could slip away unnoticed.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Aargh!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Please, God, sent me an earthquake.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45About 9.5 on the Richter scale should do it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Sarge, unless we're moving in five seconds,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I swear I'm filing for adoption.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Right you are, son.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Hey, I am walking here. I said I'm walking here!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, could the day get any worse?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:05:09 > 0:05:11'Aargh!'
0:05:13 > 0:05:17By the time half the town had push-started Frieda down the main street,
0:05:17 > 0:05:18we made it to the beach,
0:05:18 > 0:05:22and the surf started to work its magic.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I decided it was impossible being a Leonard.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31I know they mean well, but is it too much to ask
0:05:31 > 0:05:36that we slip under the normal radar just once in a while?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40And then, just when I figured out how normal we weren't...
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- How was the surf, mate? - Lightning, Sarge.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Champion.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51..Philip went and raised the bar even higher.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You've got to teach me how to kiss.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I've decided to take my relationship with Lis to the next level.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01What relationship, Philip? She's 23, you're ten. She's...
0:06:01 > 0:06:042.3 times my age, correct.
0:06:04 > 0:06:10But when I'm 17 and she's 30 she'll only be 1.7 times older.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Time is on my side.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Yeah, well, while you've got your calculator out, Mr Maths Genius,
0:06:15 > 0:06:16you're also a whole lot shorter.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Good point. I'll make a note.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24"Be taller..."
0:06:24 > 0:06:25So you'll teach me?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Philip, I've had one relationship,
0:06:27 > 0:06:32with Vicki, and that lasted six hours, 43 minutes...
0:06:32 > 0:06:3518 seconds, I know. The whole town does.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38But at least you locked lips.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Were they open or closed?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Someone said I should practise with an orange. Is that a good idea?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45It had to be genetic.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Weirdness passed down the family tree.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I bet Egg never had these problems.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53He was an only child.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56He never had a brother to drive him nuts.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Or experience the trauma of a Leonard family outing.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Support your blue light discos. Thank you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Support Lisa's blue light disco.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I suppose it was too much to hope for.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10An earthquake outside a church.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13OK, maybe I'd settle for a plague of locusts.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Here, Lockie, I'll get you to come in close. For the parish gazette.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20All right. Here we go. Philip?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Ready?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, wait, wait. Vicki. You too.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Good publicity.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Now you're a TV star. OK, excellent.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Put your arm around her, Lockie.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38- OK. So, when's your ad gonna be on the telly?- Never, I hope.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40So how tall do you think you are, Lisa?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42160 centimetres.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Here we go. Everybody smile.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Thanks. Good.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51We can stop smiling now?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54One thing I can always count on. Mum wasn't into church.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58So when she came to pick us up, she'd always be in a hurry to leave.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I promise I will take you apart, nut by nut,
0:08:06 > 0:08:10bolt by a bolt, screw by screw, and sell you off for paperweights.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Time you traded this old girl in, eh, Mrs Leonard?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Perfect timing with my anniversary sale. What do you say, son?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Hm?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Meanwhile, Egg phoned. Wanted to meet me at his favourite spot.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28One day, the Leonard family weirdness genes are gonna kick in.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Nothing surer.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And I'm going mutate into a total nutcase.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Give it a rest. Banging on about your family all morning.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Whoa, what's up with you?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Why doesn't your mum come to church?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Cos she's not religious.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45What does that have to do with anything?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Want to know why my mum doesn't go?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I'm simply asking what you think of my sculptures.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I don't have an opinion.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Well, how can you not have an opinion?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57That's what sculptures do, they evoke opinion.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Just like my sermons, but you never offer me an opinion when I ask.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03You want my opinion? This sucks!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07At least your parents still love each other.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I suspected things weren't quite right at Egg's place,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13but I never knew they were this bad.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Make mental note... Strike previous mental note.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21No need to ask Egg why he's behaving so strangely.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30The drummer from Goliath has a car like that.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33That car's gone some even when it's standing still.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Is that why you sit in it?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43To get away from the fights?
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Some days, I reckon Mum and Rev only stay together because of me.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53If I wasn't around, I'm sure they'd get a divorce.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57'Suddenly, my problems didn't seem so big any more.'
0:09:59 > 0:10:00ENGINE REVS
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, that's it, keep it steady.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Yeah, good on you, love. Keep it steady.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06ENGINE CONTINUES TO REV
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Whoa, ease off.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11< Ease off, ease off, ease off!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13ENGINE SPLUTTERS AND DIES
0:10:13 > 0:10:15You flooded it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I've not flooded it, Sarge. It's old, it's tired,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20it's worn out and we need to get rid of it.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22It's a piece of Leonard family history!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well, I don't give a noodle about family history, Sarge.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Mr Streeton has made us a perfectly good offer.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Mr Streeton...
0:10:27 > 0:10:32It was the strangest sound I'd ever heard, Mum and the Sarge having an argument.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I just want a car that starts when I turn the key, >
0:10:34 > 0:10:35doesn't leak when it rains >
0:10:35 > 0:10:37and doesn't smell like Lockie's old socks! >
0:10:37 > 0:10:41DOOR SLAMS
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Now I understood Egg's car thing.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Don't want to be here, got to escape.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Turn on some music.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Urgh!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Think of something else.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Something nice. Something like...
0:11:00 > 0:11:03..vanilla ice cream. Perfect.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Rules of the break-up are... you will not speak to Vicki.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10You will not sit beside her in class.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14You will not stand in the same queue at lunchtime, and you will never,
0:11:14 > 0:11:15ever dream about her.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Are we clear, Beansprouts?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20NEEDLE SCRATCHES
0:11:17 > 0:11:20OK, something that doesn't involve divorce.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Yes!
0:11:21 > 0:11:27No complications of the family kind here. Oh, and, man, could she surf.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Should I practise with skin on or skin off?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Philip, I'm busy here. Go away!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Doing what?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Fine, skin off.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Gentler on the lips.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Why couldn't anything be simple?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Mum and Sarge could keep Frieda and buy another car.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52And Egg could have his Mum and the Rev back the way they were.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56(SHOUTING): You didn't have an opinion so I'll assume it's no good.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, just like my sermons! Rubbish!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02OK, so maybe Egg's problems couldn't be fixed that easily.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11That's what sculptors do, they evoke an opinion.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Unlike Philip, who was ready to tackle his
0:12:14 > 0:12:16with a bag of oranges and a calculator.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18TINS CLANG
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Shady-looking character we've got here, constable.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23< Hang on.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Looks like my Philip, only taller.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Just dropped in on my way home.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32You've um... You've grown a bit there, son.
0:12:32 > 0:12:3630cm to be exact, Sarge.
0:12:36 > 0:12:3930cm. Outstanding!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Hello. Is this today's roster?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I see Lisa's due to finish in...
0:12:45 > 0:12:48two minutes and 45 seconds to be exact.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Well, you'd be spot on there, son.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52If only your old Sarge wasn't such a decent bloke
0:12:52 > 0:12:54and hadn't given her an early mark so she could go to netball practice.
0:12:54 > 0:13:01- Netball? But what if there's a crime or something important?- Philip.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05What have you been eating? What's that around your mouth?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07It's new lip cream.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Citrus flavour, to stop them from cracking.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Not that there's any reason why they're cracked.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Sergeant!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15It's that boy. The one that dresses in black.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I told him to stay away from that car.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19What car would that be, Mr Streeton?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23The one that's been stolen from my car yard.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26While Mr Streeton chewed the Sarge's ear, I figured if I gave
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Frieda a bit of a polish, maybe Mum wouldn't be so mad.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33But it still looked like a clapped-out old wreck.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Hi.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36CHOIR SINGS
0:13:37 > 0:13:40The mystery girl, without the wetsuit.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43What?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43'Oh! Did I just say that out loud?'
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Are you all right?- No! Yes!
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Sorry. My head and my mouth seemed to have developed a short circuit.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Must be the fumes. Hi.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I was just heading out for a surf. I thought you might want to come.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58'OK, got to be significant.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01'Mystery girl found out where I lived, wants to go surfing,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03'can only mean one thing.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05'She likes me.'
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Maybe another day?- No, wait.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I'll just get my stuff.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Lockie, we have to talk.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Skin off, OK? Skin off. - Egg nicked a car!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18What?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22The old one from the car yard. Mr Streeton said he sold it.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Are you coming or what?
0:14:23 > 0:14:24'Say yes, go surfing.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26'Say yes!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30'Please, no! Don't make me wrestle with my conscience.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33'Should I help Egg or go surfing with you-know-who?'
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Sorry, can't.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Got to help out a mate.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Good decision.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Where do you think you're going?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Netball.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yep. It's definitely missing.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02That car is the only car in this entire yard that's not for sale.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04You wanna know why?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Show him the photo, darl.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Because it's priceless.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14That car is part of the family.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Don't worry, Mrs Streeton.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20That car will stand out in Angelus like a train wreck.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26There, there. The police will get it back. Won't you, Sergeant?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29And, when you find the troublemaker I want him charged
0:15:29 > 0:15:30to the full extent of the law.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Fair enough too.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Oh, one last thing.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I noticed the car has a manual gear shift.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39None of your modern automatic nonsense.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40The last of its kind.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Pretty unusual for a 13-year-old to be able to drive a manual,
0:15:44 > 0:15:45wouldn't you say?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Feels like more than just CDs.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01What's the deal? Where are you going?
0:16:01 > 0:16:07I figured maybe Mum and Dad would be happier if I wasn't around.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09'Man, this was heavy.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11'Egg running away from home?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14'What do I do? What do I say?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17'What would Sarge do in a crisis?'
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Clancy Of The Overflow, by Banjo Patterson.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Are you all right?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30No, I'm not all right.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33You can't leave. Where are you going to go?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35What I am I gonna do for a best mate?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38What if your mum and the Rev are going crazy with worry?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40I know if I went missing,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Sarge would be gnawing his arms off by now.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It took all of five minutes to convince Egg
0:16:44 > 0:16:47that running away from home was a dumb idea.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Sarge would have been proud of me.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52You're right. You would be lost without me.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Ah... No.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Maybe you should hang out here for a while, till things cool off a bit.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Your car's been nicked, and Streeton thinks you did it.- What?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Man...- Wait here.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04I'll be back in a while.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Where are you going?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10'I'll not speak to Vicki Streeton.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13'I'll not sit beside her in class,
0:17:13 > 0:17:17'I will not stand in the same queue, and I promise I will never, ever...'
0:17:18 > 0:17:19..dream about her.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22What are you doing here?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I know I'm breaking all the break-up rules,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27but I was hoping to talk to your dad.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28He's not here.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30He thinks Egg stole his car.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34I've heard, ten times already. Could hit 20 by dinner.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Well, I know he didn't do it, OK?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37So if you could just tell your dad that.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39As if he'd listen to me.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42He's too worried about his stupid sale and his stupid ad
0:17:42 > 0:17:44to care about who really took the car.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48I guess Vicki's family weren't as perfect as they seemed either.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Who is it, love? >
0:17:50 > 0:17:52It's no-one.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Saturday. The ad.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07It's on TV Saturday.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Nothing else for it.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17If Mrs Streeton wouldn't listen, talk to someone who would.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19The Sarge.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Are you sure this is a shortcut?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24No. I just love golf.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Such an interesting game.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Maybe Sarge's mate upstairs was making up for the lack
0:18:30 > 0:18:34of earthquakes and locust plagues, because, right there and then,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36in the middle of the ninth tee...
0:18:36 > 0:18:41It's the car! That's it, it's the car!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44The perfect metal on wheels.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Aargh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- It's my car! - It's the guy from the car yard.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58It's my car, you're not getting it. Clear off!
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Four!
0:19:03 > 0:19:07My car! You hit my car! I'm coming for you!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Oh, jeez. It pongs in here.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24What are you doing?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26So he can't drive away.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29You'd better head home. I'll give these to Sarge.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38I don't often get stuff right, but I was spot on about Egg's parents.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- When we saw you'd taken your things...- We were so worried.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52We may argue sometimes.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55But there's one thing we absolutely agree on.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59We both love you to bits.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Maybe the Leonard genes weren't so weird after all.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Sarge explained to me what he told Mr Streeton.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Homeless fellow, early 20s, beard, longish hair.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Called himself Monster.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Reckoned the car was his.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Been through a bit of a rough trot, I'd say.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Yeah, it's still got a bit of a pong.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I don't think there's much to be gained in charging him.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Right.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I'll see you on the telly then.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42'Family cars, family deals...'
0:20:42 > 0:20:43It's on, it's on!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45It's on, it's on, it's on, it's on!
0:20:45 > 0:20:50'..friendly, charming, pleasant or perky models...'
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Oh, look!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53There's Vicki. Isn't she lovely?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55'Big Barry Streeton's anniversary sale!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57'Where family's our business.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00'And our business is family.'
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- A bit syrupy.- Mm.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I wouldn't buy a car from that man.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07He looks a little bit shifty.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11You'd buy a special off that man, would you, monkey boy?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Would monkey boy like a little banana?
0:21:13 > 0:21:18HE MAKES MONKEY NOISES
0:21:15 > 0:21:18There are some things you would never want to trade.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Like the moment mystery girl asked me to go surfing.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30And the moment Philip almost got to kiss Lisa.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Lisa ran out of oranges at netball.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Lucky I had some left.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38So we shared one.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I reckoned that was as good as a kiss.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43True enough.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46< Remember when we used to take the old girl to the drive-in?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Remember when I raced you to hospital when Lockie was on the way?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53And Philip.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02What do you reckon, Lock? Shall we trade her in?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Not a chance, Sarge.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Not a chance.
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