0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough to get that far away
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Ooh... #
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Black Hawk down, Black Hawk down.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Lone Wolf Leonard trapped deep behind enemy lines.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Mission critical.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Phillip...
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- ..what are you doing?- Laundry?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14At this hour?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Sheets...wet.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18But you haven't...
0:01:18 > 0:01:19for ages.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Have. Did. Hide it. Excuse me.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25'It was rainy day season for Phillip.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'Just when he thought he was cured for ever,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31'here he was, wetting the bed again.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34'In the week since Marjorie passed away,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36'he hadn't had a dry night.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40'Lucky for Phillip, Mum had bonded with the computer
0:01:40 > 0:01:42'and was too lost in cyberspace to notice.'
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Add...
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Can I haz...
0:01:49 > 0:01:51cheezblog?
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I think your mother's invented a new language.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00It's an internet thing.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What, you understand this?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'm social networking.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm meeting all kinds of new and interesting people
0:02:08 > 0:02:10and discovering a few old friends too.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Well, there was one. I've plussed Neville.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- What?- Plussing. Adding your username to your friend's database.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Neville Loman?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Yeah, we hooked up a while back.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Hooked up. OK, when two consenting persons...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27No, I get it. Thank you, Phillip.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Who's Neville?- Oh, he's...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32He's my Vicki, if you know what I mean.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35You mean he's a strangely precocious 13-year-old girl?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37No.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- I mean he was my first love. - Your fist love?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Does that mean he was your best?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Now, there's a question.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I'm off to work.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Don't forget your lunch.- No.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52KNOCK ON DOOR
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'll get it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04- Welcome to the Leonard residence. - Shake the hand that shook the world.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Thought you had a friend.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07I'm Phillip.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Yeah, course you are. Like your moves, P Dog.- Who are you?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Neville Loman...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15legendary showman...
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- and salesman extraordinaire. - Come and meet my mum.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Foxy.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Neville!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oh...it's really you.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37You should have called or given us some warning.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41And wasted precious seconds? That was an arrow in flight, my love.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Whoa! You must be Rocky.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Lockie.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Lock up your daughters.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- You look like my dad. - I could have been your dad.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09'Neville got Mum away from the computer,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12'but where to was another question. Judging by her clothes,
0:04:12 > 0:04:15'somewhere near 1989.'
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, glad to meet you finally.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Amazing we've never met before.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Thanks for letting me sleep on your couch.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Well, you make yourself at home.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36'Meanwhile, just as Phillip was struggling to live without Marjorie,
0:04:36 > 0:04:40'it seemed like somehow she'd come back.'
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- That's Marjorie's motorbike. - Are you Phillip Leonard?- Yeah.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49My name is Arnold Grabbit.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53From Grabbit, Take-it and Steal, lawyers,
0:04:53 > 0:04:54acting for one Marjorie Beaumont,
0:04:54 > 0:04:57from whose last will and testament
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I shall now read subsection 4, clause 1, as amended.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05"I, Marjorie Beaumont, bequeath my 2-wheeled motorised vehicle,
0:05:05 > 0:05:10"with sidecar, to Phillip Leonard in perpetuity,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13"not withstanding all considerations legal and otherwise,
0:05:13 > 0:05:18"including but not limited to fire, flood, larceny and cattle."
0:05:18 > 0:05:21The bike's yours, kid.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Hup! Obey the road rules.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27'The fact that Phillip had half a decade to wait until
0:05:27 > 0:05:30'he could legally ride a motorbike didn't seem to bother Marjorie.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35'Didn't bother Phillip either. He loved the bike anyway.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37'But it sure bothered the sarge.'
0:05:37 > 0:05:40He's 12 years old. What's he going to do with a motorbike?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Hopefully, not ride it.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You are NOT to ride it.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46OK.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47But can I keep it?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51No. It's just going to sit there, like some sort of...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53temptation.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55But if I promise not to start it up?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58If he doesn't start it up, where's the harm?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Yeah, where's the harm?- Neville, this is family business.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Hey, hey. I know what you're thinking, but...I'm on your side.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- You are?- Yeah.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11We should have a party.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Yeah! That's a great idea.
0:06:14 > 0:06:20- A big, wild, crazy party. - Take our minds off the hard times.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22You said it, brother.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Hey.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Hey.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31'Things had been weird with Egg and me.'
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- SHOUTING - 'Ever since he brushed me to hang out with his new friend, Curtis.'
0:06:36 > 0:06:38So what have you been up to?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I've been hanging out...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42on my own, keeping out of trouble.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Egg, fancy seeing you here.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48It's been ages.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Who invited you?- Lockie.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Did I?- Let's go inside, eh?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Yeah.- Hey...
0:06:55 > 0:06:56wait for me.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Er...save one for later.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Although they're hardly about to go begging.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Mr Squasher, I didn't know you were coming.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Phillip invited me.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Do you know much about this Loman character?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Not personally. He's, um... and old friend of Joy's.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24The man is staying in your home.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I'd have thought a full background check would have been in order.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I can't believe you threw me a party. Very generous.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- It was your idea.- It's a great idea.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36So, er...rest of the crew on their way?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39No, er, I think this is everyone.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Excellent. Intimate.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Feeling it.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45How come you and Mum broke up?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Phillip, that's a very personal question.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I disappeared.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Where to?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I was arrested for a crime I didn't commit.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56MUSIC STOPS Jail?!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00NEVILLE: 'Solitary confinement. One meal a day.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03'Bread, piece of orange.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05'I decided to escape.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08'I decided to cut my way out.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12'All I had was the rind from a piece of orange.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16'Once I'd escaped the guards...'
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I swam the length of the river, made it to the bank, but right there,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22big crocodile.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- What did you do? - Slipped past him underwater.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27That's when I discovered it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28The oil.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Scientists call it the eighth wonder of the world.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- I'm a scientist. - P Dog, I know you are.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I've got something for you that could be just
0:08:41 > 0:08:45the greatest scientific discovery...
0:08:45 > 0:08:47this century.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Ladies and gentlemen...
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Snake Hide Oil.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56What is it?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58What is it?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02'Neville gave us the pitch, the whole song and dance.'
0:09:04 > 0:09:07# You don't wanna get old
0:09:08 > 0:09:11# You wanna stay young
0:09:11 > 0:09:14# Snake Hide Oil
0:09:14 > 0:09:18# Snake Hide Oil Snake Hide Oil
0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Look younger
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Feel the joy
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# Of Snake Hide Oil
0:09:25 > 0:09:27# Snake Hide Oil
0:09:27 > 0:09:31# Snake Hide Oil Snake Hide Oil
0:09:31 > 0:09:32# Get some. #
0:09:38 > 0:09:42It's ratified in Geneva by a team of biochemists from...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Norway.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Wow!- And you people here tonight have the opportunity
0:09:48 > 0:09:52to get in on the ground floor. I'm not just talking about buying it. No.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I'm talking about selling it. Have a look at this, P Dog.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59If you sign up to be a salesperson with Snake Hide Oil,
0:09:59 > 0:10:04you will make up to 2,000 dollars a month.
0:10:04 > 0:10:062,000 dollars a month?!
0:10:06 > 0:10:11That's just the start. Throw a few hundred my way for royalties, then...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13we all make some money.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Everyone here...
0:10:14 > 0:10:18'Nobody minded that Neville turned his "Welcome to Angelus" party
0:10:18 > 0:10:20'into a sales conference for Snake Oil.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23'They were all impressed.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25'Well, almost everyone.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30'Sarge suspected Neville might be some kind of...suspect.'
0:10:30 > 0:10:33There's no Neville Loman in the files.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I bet he's there somewhere. Look again.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Let's just leave it for now.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44'Phillip, meanwhile, was hooked.'
0:10:44 > 0:10:49Ladies and gentlemen, Snake Hide Oil unlocks the power of our stem cells,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52stimulates cell growth and regeneration,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54and all for just 49.95.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Hey, I'll take one.- Me too!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59'Phillip had the sales thing down, but struggled in other areas.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03'He hadn't slept for days, so as not to wet the bed.'
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Phillip...
0:11:06 > 0:11:10I wish I was old enough to ride this bike.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- You should get some sleep. - I will, I will.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Mmm, there he is, the champion salesman.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yeah.
0:11:32 > 0:11:38Neville, I don't understand. If... you get everybody selling Snake Oil,
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- aren't you creating competition for yourself?- I'm a true believer.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46With enough people selling for you, you can make money without working.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Yeah, well, it's possible.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52PHILLIP YAWNS Oh, yawning.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Come on, a real champion never sleeps.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Bring it. I must be a real champion, then.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Didn't you get ANY sleep?- Nah.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Why not?
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- He was up early, cleaning Marjorie's bike.- Yeah, what he said.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Hey, what say we go for a spin on that bike to the next town?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Hit the highway, make some sales, you and me.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Really? - Absolutely. I promise.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- I'm so glad to be out of that classroom.- Yeah?
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Except I got detention, so I'm going back inside, I guess...all week.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Hey...right.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30What are you doing?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Um...don't know. Whatever.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Have fun.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39'Egg was in another galaxy, stuck in enrichment class.'
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Hey! Wait up.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42'But he was trying to make his own way,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45'which meant trying to impress Curtis.'
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- What?- I just remembered. I've got detention all week too.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51What for?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Just a bunch of stuff.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You know. Shall we go?
0:12:57 > 0:13:02You don't talk, you don't leave your desks, your heads down
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- and you write out your lines. Is that clear?- Yes, sir.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Stop scuffing your feet!
0:13:07 > 0:13:11The floor's just been polished and made new again.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I'll be back shortly.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22HEAVENLY MUSIC
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Hey, fancy seeing you here, Egg.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29What are you doing here?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- What are YOU doing here? - We're on detention.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36You know her.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Kind of.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Wow.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42'Curtis always said wow when he saw a girl he liked.'
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Actually, I have detention, come to think of it.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Wow!- No, you don't.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Yes, I do.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- I do.- You don't even have a pen... or paper.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Thanks.- Wow!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59At least somebody's a gentleman.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04'Out on the front line of sales, Mum wasn't doing so well.'
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- I think it's...- 'It's possible she lacked the killer instinct.'
0:14:09 > 0:14:12It's good...I think.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15I haven't tried it myself, but...
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Here, have some...for free.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21'Mum was out of her depth.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23'And she wasn't the only one.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Ha!
0:14:27 > 0:14:28What?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Check it out - she's ruling lines with a ruler.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35But that's what you do in detention - lines.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Write out lines, like, "I must behave better in the classroom."
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- You write that out. Admit it, you've never had detention before.- I have.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48- Yo, people!- Don't tell me you have detention too.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Chill, clock this.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55Snake Hide Oil. Scientifically proven to stop the ageing process.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I've got what you want.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Let's make a deal... - Mr Salesman, we're not buying.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Guaranteed to keep your skin younger, fresher...
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- smoother. - Didn't you hear what I said?
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- We're not interested.- Actually? Younger skin? That sounds cool.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14How much younger do you want to look?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I'll take one.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Huh? I haven't even given you the full pitch yet.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22I'll take one...for my friend...
0:15:23 > 0:15:24..Sasha.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27I'm good.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I'm really, really good.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32'Mum finally had to own up to it.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35'She wasn't going to make anybody rich.'
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Foxy.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Hey.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Are you going to buy into the business?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Or what?- I'm not sure I'm the right kind of person.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Course you are.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm letting you in for almost nothing.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56For old times' sake, you can buy in for, say...
0:15:56 > 0:15:5910,000 cash.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Neville...this isn't about money,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07it's about your feelings.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Isn't it?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Is there a difference?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16You know, once upon a time, I was a material girl.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18And you were a smooth operator.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Yeah.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Love was our battlefield and...
0:16:23 > 0:16:26and at the time it was all good.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Right.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30But now it's like...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34..I can't get into the groove.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Neville...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41..I'm not your lucky star.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Foxy...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45whatever.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Huh?
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Are you going to give me that 10,000 cash, or not?- No.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56'In detention, Sasha was trying to look unimpressed with Egg.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59'She was hoping this would somehow impress him.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03'But Egg was too busy breakdancing, trying to impress Curtis.
0:17:03 > 0:17:09'Curtis pretended to be impressed with Egg to somehow impress Sasha.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12'No-one in the bizarre love triangle noticed the pen Egg stood on
0:17:12 > 0:17:17'and crushed and spread ink all over the shiny new floor
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- 'until...'- Oh, no, the floor!
0:17:19 > 0:17:23'..it was way too late.'
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Squash will kill us. - Not me, I'm outta here.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- What?!- It's nothing to do with me.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I wasn't meant to be here in the first place.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34What are we going to do?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41'Turns out Snake Hide Oil had more than one use.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43'It doubled as a floor cleaner too.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46'Perhaps it WAS a floor cleaner.'
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Where are your lines?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Australia's champion salesman ready for the road trip.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00What about a sandwich and a glass of milk?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03No, not hungry. Tell him we have to fire up Marjorie's bike.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Where is he?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09He had to go somewhere.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12SIREN WAILS
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Going somewhere in a hurry?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34'It wasn't my fault.'
0:18:34 > 0:18:38I didn't mean to go fast. It was an accelerator malfunction.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41That's the worst excuse I've ever heard.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You have very beautiful eyes.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Are you talking to me or Senior Constable Snowden?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Well, you're both very attractive.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Hey, you've got Neville. Nice.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- We have.- You don't like him very much, do you?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04No, that's not true, he's a friend of your mother's.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07That's mostly why you don't like him. Are you jealous?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Because he was first? I mean, he was Mum's boyfriend before you.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13No...I'm not jealous.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Are you sure?- Not completely.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Look, I like to think of myself as someone who gives people
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- the benefit of the doubt. - Yeah, you do.
0:19:23 > 0:19:28It's just, with Neville, there's more doubt than benefit!
0:19:28 > 0:19:33Phillip was really looking forward to the bike ride with Neville.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- I think they've made enough sales. - It wasn't just about the sales...
0:19:37 > 0:19:38for Phillip.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40He misses Marjorie.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57You promised my son you'd take him for a motorbike ride.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59That meant more to him than you can imagine.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Well...I was going to do that.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04No. You weren't.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09It's tough on people when you make promises and don't deliver.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14You're right. I'm all talk.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I've never been able to stay in one place.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I've got to get up and get out.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Hit that long, lonesome highway.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Will you do that, Neville?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27There are your keys.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I respect you, Sarge.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36You don't talk it up.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37You've got a great wife.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Great kids.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I wish I were you.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh, you're the bomb.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Well, I appreciate your saying that, Neville.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55- If there's anything I can do for you...- Observe the speed limit.- Ooh!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh, Neville, there is one thing.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Take off your clothes.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Well, the thing is, Phil Doggy Dog,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11we won't be able to ride to the next town,
0:21:11 > 0:21:16but- ho-ho!- we can sure go for a ride around this one.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Hey, I can tell it's you.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Sorry.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Don't be. I like you better.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27But I'm...I'm not very good at talking it up.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- The money, the glamour...- Exactly.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36D'you want to go for a ride anyway?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04'Sunset surfs are the best.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07'If only Phillip could surf.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10'It might wear him out enough to finally get some sleep.
0:22:12 > 0:22:17'But then, maybe I needn't have worried.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21'Thanks to Sarge, he found his own way back to dry, sunny days again.'
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