0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves Out in the sun
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves Out in the sun
0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough To get that far away
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Ooh... #
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Sometimes you have to wonder if we are all alone.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Or maybe we just feel we are.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46Like an alien from outer space, stranded in a strange new land,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48where you're not sure you ever belong.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52'Hello? Is there anybody out there?'
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Or at least that's how Mum was feeling about her new job.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Do you ever feel like your washing machine has it in for you?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I know I do.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06So, my fellow Angelusians, how do you feel about your appliances?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Let's talk.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Mum had given away all the good shifts,
0:01:10 > 0:01:14leaving herself the 5-7pm shift.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Anybody at all?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18But people were too busy getting on with their lives to call in.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Well, almost everyone.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Hello, caller, you're on the air.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25'Hi, it's Mr Smith here.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'I know what you mean about appliances. Awful things.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30'I can never get my kettle hot enough.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Makes lukewarm tea. Terrible.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Hmm, I know what you mean.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38But are there any other callers, aside from my husband,
0:01:38 > 0:01:41'who have an opinion?'
0:01:41 > 0:01:43SHE SIGHS
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Well, I think that's all we have time for.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50So tune in bright and early tomorrow morning
0:01:50 > 0:01:52for Sun-up With Squasher.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Until next time,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58'thanks for sharing, Angelus.'
0:01:58 > 0:02:01DOG BARKS
0:02:05 > 0:02:09DISTORTED, STATIC CRACKLING
0:02:12 > 0:02:14HIGH-PITCH WHIRRING
0:02:19 > 0:02:22STATIC CRACKLES
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Hello?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25DISTORTED VOICE: 'Waiting for you.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27'I'm ready.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30'Let's play a game' CRACKLE
0:02:30 > 0:02:32'Try and find me.'
0:02:47 > 0:02:48You?!
0:02:48 > 0:02:52It was out new neighbour, Joe. He'd just recently arrived in Angelus -
0:02:52 > 0:02:53out of nowhere.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- What are you doing here?- You get a much better view of Cassiopeia here,
0:02:57 > 0:02:59than in my back yard.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Was that your voice I just heard?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04No. I'm always quiet when I'm star-gazing.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06So it was definitely coming from the radio.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10You heard strange voices getting transmitted over the airwaves?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15In the middle of the night, without any explanation?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Most probably just alien activity.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Mum, are there cleaners at the radio station that might have
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- an interest in amateur broadcasting? - Cleaners? I wish.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I've had to vacuum that studio twice this week already
0:03:32 > 0:03:34thanks to Snowy's crisp addiction.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36And you're sure your shift is the last one of the day?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40I would hardly have someone starting after 7pm, would I?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- What's going on?- Maybe Joe's right.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48Life-forms from a distant place are trying to communicate with me.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Extra-terrestrials in Angelus?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53When we first arrived we felt like aliens.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55We're all aliens of one sort or another, Lockie.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It's just a matter of geography.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- The waves were unreal today.- Yeah, well, it's a good board, my board.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06If Mum had had a big sales month,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08then I would have asked for one for my birthday.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Your birthday's coming up?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Friday.- So the party's Friday night? Or Saturday?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Sunday?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18There is no party.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- What will you do, then? - Same as I do every year.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Mum takes me out for a fancy lunch, and I get to order whatever I want.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Ah...
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Right.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's not that weird, you know?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34No, it's just different. I'd know all about that -
0:04:34 > 0:04:35you've met my family.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Where would I even have a party?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Right here, on your houseboat. - We haven't got any room.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45We've only got two plates, two forks, two chairs.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48What would I put on the invites, anyway?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50"Turn left at the second jetty."
0:04:50 > 0:04:53We can't even get a video-store membership because...
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I've never had a proper address.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Parties just aren't my thing.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03'Mel had moved around so much, she was used to feeling like an alien.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05'I knew just the thing to prove she'd finally
0:05:05 > 0:05:07'arrived somewhere she belonged.'
0:05:07 > 0:05:09RADIO PLAYS
0:05:09 > 0:05:13While Mum...she still wasn't sure she was in the right place either.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15ELECTRONIC BLEEPING
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Oh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Hello, caller, you're on the air.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21'I'd like to request any song by...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26..The Burning Fleas. Whoever they are.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30And I don't care what anyone says, Mrs L, I think one day
0:05:30 > 0:05:32'you could be really good at this radio thing.'
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Thank you, Sasha.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39But would you mind putting Egg on the phone for me?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40No worries.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Told you!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Hello?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Egg, I really appreciate your requests, I do. But...
0:05:50 > 0:05:53'why didn't you just call me yourself?'
0:05:53 > 0:05:57It's just the radio. There's really nothing to be afraid of.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00It's...it's not that, it's just that
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I didn't want to sound rude on your first week out.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- 'But to be honest...'- Mmm?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08..I think you might need some help with your music line-up.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Wh...?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I see your point. Yes.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Egg, have you ever thought...
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Honestly, I don't know how you could even be thinking about
0:06:25 > 0:06:26accepting a job right now.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Being special guest music programmer for Angelus Radio
0:06:29 > 0:06:32is more than a job. It's a huge responsibility.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36So is being in a relationship. It's all about sacrifices, Egg.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38And frankly...
0:06:38 > 0:06:41you're not making enough.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I try, it's just...there's so much to get right.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49If you're at the radio station, how can you be there for me,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52say, tomorrow night, when I need you?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- What will you need me for? - That's not the point.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Now I'm your girlfriend,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00you can't afford to be committed to anything else.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I'm late for my debating meeting. Then indoor netball.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'll see you later.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Egg felt like he was in the strange new land of "planet boyfriend,"
0:07:08 > 0:07:12and he wasn't sure how to feel at home there.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16GARBLED STATIC VOICES
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Yeah, that definitely sounds like alien activity to me.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25What if you're right and there are aliens in Angelus,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- what do they want with me? - I don't know.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32DISTORTED VOICE: 'Do you copy? Hello? I can't locate...ship'
0:07:32 > 0:07:37I can't locate the... something...ship.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Of course. The mother ship.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45We've got a lost alien on our hands who can't find its way back home.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Do you think someone's going to come and get him?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Possibly. I'll keep a look out for the mother ship.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- I've got binoculars. - I can do one better than that.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56This telescope belonged to my friend, Marjorie.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59She was a brilliant scientist and astronomer.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Marjorie passed away a while ago.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04She told Phillip she was, "Returning to the stars,"
0:08:04 > 0:08:07but that one day they'd see each other again.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- SIGHS - I've got nothing.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14Try resetting the sight bearings from 1.2 to 1.3. They always stick.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- How did you know that?! - All the older models are the same.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Any sign of the mother ship?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30No.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34If this alien's going to get home, he's going to need our help.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37But first we have to establish trust with our subject,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40show him we has his best interests at heart.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- We could leave out a present. - An offering, you mean?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46That's exactly where I was heading.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51But what would an Alien want?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Cyril.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Joe told Phillip the chief and common alien abduction targets...
0:08:59 > 0:09:00There we are, Cyril.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03..so they kept him safe, just in case.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Visitors from another planet won't be probing you any more.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09She's a beauty, isn't she?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11They don't make them like this any more.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yeah, that was Marjorie's too.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Cyril all sorted?- All done.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22Now we can begin preparations for part two, Project Alien -
0:09:22 > 0:09:25the offering. Probably tomorrow afternoon.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28It's bedtime.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32'The next morning my secret project was also officially under way.'
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Where do the forks go?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Phillip's using them as heat conductors in an experiment.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Phillip!!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41If you want to keep this a secret, you know what needs to be done?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45'Not tell Phillip - the world's worst secret keeper.'
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Did you call me?- No.- No.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Sarge?- No.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Where's my green cup?
0:09:56 > 0:09:57No idea.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01And where are all the plates?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Where's my favourite bowl with the picture of Einstein?
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Why don't you just have a banana?
0:10:05 > 0:10:10It seems things are seriously disappearing around here.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Lucky we locked up Cyril when we did.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17I wouldn't worry, there's usually a logical explanation for everything.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You ready to interrogate the target?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Yep.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24That's chocolate, right?
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Yeah.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33So...what would you say would be your favourite,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35you know, flavour ever?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I don't have one. I like lots.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Cool.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Which ones?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Strawberry.- Nice.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Apple,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51spearmint, vanilla...
0:10:51 > 0:10:52coconut.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53That's a lot.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Then there's mango, tropical, passion fruit,
0:10:57 > 0:10:59cherry...
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I even had one with gooseberry once.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04That was OK, too.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10So you don't...have an absolute, all-time favourite?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12No. Not really.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18And Myrtle, L and J,
0:11:18 > 0:11:2244 Bonnie Drive, Angelus.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29And that brings us to the end of the M section of the Angelus phone book.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Coming up after the break, N.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39- Track eight, now!- Oh, you are in for a special treat, Angelusians.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Our special guest music programmer has arrived.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Don't say my name. She'll know!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48And he has a stimulating new selection of tunes
0:11:48 > 0:11:50for our listening pleasure.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Starting now.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Enjoy.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Egg, this is radio.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Sasha can't "see you" over the airwaves.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Trust me, she'll find a way. She knows everything.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Aghh!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Mrs L made me. I was powerless.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I couldn't say no.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18He's right. I forced him.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I blackmailed him, I told him he would never see another one
0:12:21 > 0:12:24of my rice puddings again if he didn't sign up.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I really like...REALLY like rice pudding.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30And I thought you liked being in this relationship.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Priorities, remember?
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Egg, I don't want to be one to be offering up unwanted advice,
0:12:44 > 0:12:47goodness knows, even the town isn't interested in it...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49No, no, no. I am. I really need it.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Well, it's just...
0:12:51 > 0:12:56there is no harm in standing up for yourself every now and then.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58You know?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Sometimes it is OK to say, "No."
0:13:03 > 0:13:08Are you sure sandwiches are the best offering?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Cheese sandwiches?! Absolutely!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13But how would the alien know how to find them here?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17This is where he first made contact. It makes perfect logical sense.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I guess we'll find out soon enough.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29That's it. Last one, we're done.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Well, I am.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You still have one more job to do.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37'Poetry.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40'If I was going to do this properly, I had to go the whole hog -
0:13:40 > 0:13:41'Leonard style.'
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oh!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00He must have been hungry. Good call with the sandwiches.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06They definitely weren't eaten by bugs or birds.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08The alien must have opposable thumbs.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11And big feet.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14He's hiding out there, in the swamp.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Now we know where he's hiding
0:14:18 > 0:14:21we need to encourage him to reveal himself.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24How do we do that? It's not as if we've got his phone number.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29You have landed on earth, but do not be afraid.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33We are a friendly species with an above-average intelligence.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35And more cheese sandwiches.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Right. Yes.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40We'd like to help you and we'd like to meet you tonight at the swamp
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- to discuss tactics. - It can be a bit later.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47WHISPERS: This is not a school night.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Eight o'clock.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- DISTORTED VOICE: - 'Affirmative. Eight o'clock.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54'We'll be there.'
0:14:54 > 0:14:56We'll see you there.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00You think he'll come?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03What if he does? I don't have plans for that.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07No need. Deep down we're all aliens.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- That's what the sarge reckons.- Wise man, your dad. Worth listening to.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Phillip had heard that before.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Wise man, your dad. Worth listening to.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22So, did you enjoy your birthday lunch?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Yeah, it was great.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29ALL: Surprise!!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Come on in.- Happy birthday!
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Let's go.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Ahem...
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Thanks for coming, everyone.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58Um...I just wanted to read out a poem for Mel's birthday.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00It's a tradition in my family.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01So here goes...
0:16:01 > 0:16:04You swim like a fish yet you sleep on a boat
0:16:04 > 0:16:09you surf like a pro and you hardly ever, really gloat.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13You're a really good friend and anyone can see
0:16:13 > 0:16:17you should really stay in Angelus cos it's the only place to be.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21So happy birthday from me, your mate, Lock...
0:16:21 > 0:16:22ie.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I didn't have a lot of time.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Ah, that's very good, son, very good.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Ooh!- Happy birthday, Mel.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Well...
0:16:38 > 0:16:42it's...very colourful.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It's got all your favourite flavours in it. All 17 of them!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Blow out the candle.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Don't forget to make a wish.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49I don't need to.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53THEY CHEER AND APPLAUSE
0:16:55 > 0:16:56This is for you.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59You already wrote me a poem.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01It wasn't really a present.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03It didn't really rhyme properly.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09It's a video membership card. I got in under my address. Easy.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Thanks.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14'And there, on her houseboat, for the first time she could remember,
0:17:14 > 0:17:18'Mel felt like she'd arrived somewhere she belonged.'
0:17:23 > 0:17:28That night, Philip and Joe's Project Alien entered its final phase.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Contact.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Should we go in any further? - We don't want to overwhelm him.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36We'll be best waiting here. Let him come to us.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37There he is. Come on, let's go.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Hello?
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Are you there?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Hello?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47It's yelling! Welcome! Welcome!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03My Battleship grids.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Snowy?!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07What are you doing here?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I'm meeting constable Wattle to play Battleships.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12In the swamp?!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Usually we play over the radio.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18It gets so lonely during night shift.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'm not quite sure why she wanted to meet here.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23But...well, she promised to discuss tactics,
0:18:23 > 0:18:27so I couldn't say no. She's always finding my ships.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I think you were talking to us, not Sam.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35Are you saying this whole time is was just the police CB
0:18:35 > 0:18:37interfering with the radio station's airwaves?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41I think that may be constable Wattle now.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42I'm right here.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48So, if you're here, then...
0:18:48 > 0:18:50who's...
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Arrgh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54It's me.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Who?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Sarge.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Ah! It's Sarge.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I heard some strange noises and general commotion.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Ah, looks like I've found the culprits.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Egg, I'm hungry.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Make me a snack.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Hello?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Earth to Egg?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19No.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Sorry?- I said no.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25If you're hungry, make a sandwich.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I still want to be your boyfriend.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32It's just...I have to live my own life too.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35And...
0:19:36 > 0:19:37..and I'm keeping my new job.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I have my audience to think of.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Fine. If that's the way you want it.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54So, do you want me to get you something while I'm in there?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55No, thanks.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59After this, Egg no longer felt like a second-class citizen
0:19:59 > 0:20:00on "planet boyfriend."
0:20:00 > 0:20:05And as for Mum, well, she wasn't alone anymore.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Not with her new music programmer onboard.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Hello caller, you're on the air with Joy Leonard.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16'Hi, er...I really like your vibes. Who was that last band you played?'
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Nice try, Sarge.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22'Who? this is Luke Casey from Pedman Road.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Really?!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Oh... Well, thanks for calling in, Luke.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Um, that last song was...
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Roadkill Rejects.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35The response wasn't massive...
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Roadkill Rejects.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40..but at least Mum knew people were out there after all.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- I really thought there was an alien in Angelus.- Me too.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Cheese sandwich?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51No, thanks. I don't like cheese.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Unless it's Roquefort.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57That was Marjorie's favourite cheese.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Who are you?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Joe Ramir.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Are you entirely sure?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yes. Joe Ramir.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09J-O-E
0:21:09 > 0:21:13R-A-M-I-R.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Joe Ramir.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I think I'll go and have a last look at the stars before I go.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Marjorie!
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Marjorie always promised Phillip she'd come back home one day...
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Dear boy, we will meet again.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57..and now it seems perhaps she had.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Maybe there wasn't an alien in the swamp, but Phillip had to wonder
0:22:04 > 0:22:07if there was one, of sorts, right in front of him.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Check 'em out Phil, Andromeda.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11And the square of Pegasus.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15What are you doing?! You can't miss this.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17It's out of this world.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Then again, perhaps Sarge is right.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Maybe we're all aliens and it's just a matter of geography.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Have you ever seen Cassiopeia so close to the Milky Way?
0:22:30 > 0:22:31I told you, Phil.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36This spot, right here, it's the best place to be in the whole universe.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41As long as you're with a friend, you're exactly where you should be,
0:22:41 > 0:22:42alien or not.
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