The X Factor

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves out in the sun

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Worlds away from anyone

0:00:08 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves out in the sun

0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough to get that far away

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Ooh... #

0:00:52 > 0:00:55'OK, so you'd have to say, out here,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58'this is a place that makes perfect logical sense,

0:00:58 > 0:01:03'where some of the best bits that make up the universe come together

0:01:03 > 0:01:07'to add up to something else even better.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10'Yep - big, wide open sky,

0:01:10 > 0:01:13'plus big, fat swell equals awesome.

0:01:13 > 0:01:18'It'd be hard to find anything more straightforward than that equation.

0:01:18 > 0:01:23'But that's not to say everything in life fits together so easily

0:01:23 > 0:01:25'or with such little confusion.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27'Take algebra, for example.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31'What alien corner of the universe did it come from?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33'Who lives there?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36'When did it first land on Earth?

0:01:36 > 0:01:40'On this point, I think I can speak for Egg as well.'

0:01:45 > 0:01:49I'm so relieved, at the beginning of our new school year,

0:01:49 > 0:01:54to find you've lost none of your bone-headedness

0:01:54 > 0:01:57when it comes to algebraic equations.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03'And yet, all of a sudden, apart from surfing,

0:02:03 > 0:02:07'there was this other brilliant equation that I totally got,

0:02:07 > 0:02:09'which goes something like...

0:02:09 > 0:02:13'when Lockie Leonard = L and Vicki Streeton = V,

0:02:13 > 0:02:19'when you put them together, all of a sudden you've got the X Factor.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23'Sure, I have no idea what the X Factor actually is, but hey!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28'Whatever it is, I'm loving it.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33'Because finally, we get each other.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37'Like, it turns out Vicki gets a bit crazed near a digital camera.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41'There are 1,437 pictures of Vicki's holiday in the States

0:02:41 > 0:02:44'to be looked at, one at a time.'

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- And this is the milkshake I had in LA.- Right.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50And there it is again...and again.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Cool.- And there's the empty glass once I'd finished.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55'And at the same time,

0:02:55 > 0:02:59'Vicki's been getting into some of my stuff...'

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Whoa!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- How good was that?- Great!

0:03:04 > 0:03:08I've never seen anyone's head do that before!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11'Remember my perfect Lockie and Vicki equation?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12- Hi, Loc and Vic.- Hi, Loc and Vic.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17'It wasn't just me. It seemed like everyone was putting us together.'

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Hi, Loc and Vic.- Hi, Loc and Vic.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Hi, Loc and Vic.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Hi, Loc and Vic.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Hi, Loc and Vic.- Hi, Loc and Vic.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29- You're complaining about being hooked up with Vicki Streeton?- No!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I love it. I never want to be unhooked from Vicki Streeton.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- So...your point is? - It's just that yesterday,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39we were Lockie Leonard and Vicki Streeton,

0:03:39 > 0:03:43like we had our own names and there were two of us.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47And now it's like, well, there's only one of us.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Loc and Vic - like we're stuck together with glue.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53You just said how you love being stuck on Vicki.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Yeah, but last time I checked, there were two of us in this equation.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Now I don't know where we are any more. I don't know if we're a two,

0:04:01 > 0:04:03or a one plus one that equals two.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Am I a variable or a coefficient?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Maybe we're a simultaneous equation.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Lockie, stop doing maths analogies. You know I can't follow them.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13That's the problem. Neither can I.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18'Lockie and Vicki, together - the perfect equation.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21'Except, as Old Squasher will tell you, algebra -

0:04:21 > 0:04:23'if anyone can get it wrong...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25'it'd be me.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30'Day three of the new school year,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32'and Mum's in a flap.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36You can't go yet, Sarge. I haven't made Lockie and Phillip's lunches.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Better get a wriggle on! Look at the time!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- You couldn't possible give me a hand(?)- Certainly can.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Phillip! Hurry up! Lockie, we're out of here in five.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48There's a permission note that has to go back today. Could you sign it?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- This one here?- Yes.- I can do that.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56While you're at it, maybe run an iron over Lockie's sports uniform?

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Wait a minute.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04So you want me to sign the permission note AND iron the shirt...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- at the same time?- Yes.- OK.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Could you run me through that again? Because if I'm signing

0:05:13 > 0:05:14and ironing, I can't...

0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Sarge, go and see if the front door's working.- Right you are.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Better get a wriggle on, Mum.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I want to be at school in time for Old Squasher's third day maths test.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Old Squasher's third day maths test?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29We haven't studied! We haven't even read the books.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32It's going to be a disaster.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh, yes! You're burning up.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42I don't think you should go to school today.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I'm fine, Mum!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I'm looking forward to the maths test. I'm quietly confident.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Aren't you brave? Isn't he brave?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56But you listen to me.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01I bow to nobody in my admiration of your mathematical abilities,

0:06:01 > 0:06:05but your brother has been through this before you, and he can tell you

0:06:05 > 0:06:08that Old Squasher's maths tests

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- bring nothing but pain and humiliation to this family.- Mum,

0:06:11 > 0:06:14that was Lockie, and he's...you know...

0:06:14 > 0:06:16(hopeless).

0:06:20 > 0:06:23'Since Egg's mum moved to Scandinavia indefinitely,

0:06:23 > 0:06:26'Rev was trying to put on a brave face.'

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Ah, here he is.- Morning, Dad.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32A hearty breakfast for a growing boy. Sit down, Geoffrey.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Now, how about if I do us both some bread and butter fingers?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'm fine, thanks, Dad.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44And after school, I thought we could go outside and kick a ball.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Dad...

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Whoops!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Sorry! Force of habit.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Geddit? Force of habit?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Geddit? Habit? On the Rev?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- I dunno where I got that from. - Good one, Dad.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07'As hard as he was trying.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10'Rev was finding it difficult to raise a smile.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15'What made it even tougher - word was out

0:07:15 > 0:07:19'that Rev's sermons weren't as much fun as they used to be.'

0:07:19 > 0:07:24Good morning, one and all... or should that be one on one?

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Anyway, on a more serious note,

0:07:31 > 0:07:36I thought today I'd like to talk about the gift of happiness.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41'But the fact was, the Rev was losing audience share...

0:07:41 > 0:07:42'big time.'

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Er, so, hands up...

0:07:45 > 0:07:49anyone here who remembers what feeling happy is like.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Anyone?!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55DOOR CLOSES

0:08:03 > 0:08:06BOTH: What did you have for breakfast?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Hey, listen, Vicki - and Lockie, of course -

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I need a new dress for my sister's engagement party.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Do you want to come and help me choose something?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Both of you, obviously.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20It's late night shopping tonight.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21You bet! Lockie?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Dress shopping?- Yeah!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Do you like this one?

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Mmm.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28What about this one?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Better than this one?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32So, which one do you like?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34HE SNORES

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Cool.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Cool.- Cool. See you at six, then.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Loc and Vic.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46'That's what I'd been trying to say to Egg.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48'How do you get around to being Loc and Vic? One word?

0:08:48 > 0:08:52'And manage to stay Lockie Leonard and Vicki Streeton

0:08:52 > 0:08:53'all at the same time?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56'I mean, Mum and Sarge.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00'There must have been a time before they were Mum and Sarge,

0:09:00 > 0:09:01'when they were...

0:09:01 > 0:09:04'I don't know, Joy and Constable Leonard?'

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Wow!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08So long ago I can barely remember.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09BC!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11BOTH: Before children!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I mean, it's only naturally that as a couple

0:09:14 > 0:09:17you grow closer together over time.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Which isn't to say we're not free to pursue our own separate interests.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh, no. Sarge still has his poetry.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25And Joy still has her...

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Household appliances.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31And the children, of course.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34And all that anxiety.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40'Old Squasher meanwhile was only interested in one thing,

0:09:40 > 0:09:42'causing misery.'

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Mr Squasher, Phillip Leonard.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I'm very much looking forward to working with you this year.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Did you say Leonard?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I believe you know my brother, Lockie?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I'd heard the rumours there was another.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Why me?

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Have I done something incredibly wicked in the past?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I've heard so much about you, Mr Squasher. From Lockie?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Why, yes.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Leonard minor.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18I don't see why things can't proceed exactly as last year

0:10:18 > 0:10:20with your illustrious brother.

0:10:20 > 0:10:27Beginning with my mind-numbingly challenging Third Day Maths Test.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Great!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36'Meanwhile Mum was determined not to let Squasher's maths test

0:10:36 > 0:10:40'disgrace the Leonard name for a second year running.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Must be here somewhere.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Lockie would have sat Old Squasher's maths test this time last year,

0:10:48 > 0:10:51so all I have to do is find Lockie's test and then we will have

0:10:51 > 0:10:53all of the questions.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54GASPS

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Couple of the answers.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02So...

0:11:02 > 0:11:07Ah! Sometimes, Blob, I even amaze myself!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09GIGGLES

0:11:13 > 0:11:14O out of 25.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19"An abysmal result. Come and see me, Mr Squasher."

0:11:22 > 0:11:23That's OK, Blob.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24I'll just have to...

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Question one...

0:11:31 > 0:11:34There's an X, a little 2,

0:11:34 > 0:11:36and some Ys.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38BABY GIGGLES

0:11:44 > 0:11:46That's the question!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49All of the questions.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Now I just have to work out the answers.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53What is a quadratic equation anyway?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Have I got to find a...

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Some handy hints, Blob.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Shh, not cheating, definitely not cheating.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Just handy hints on very small pieces of paper.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Just act natural, Blob.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35We just have to find Phillip,

0:12:35 > 0:12:37hand him the lunchbox then skedaddle.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40With a bit of luck no-one will even notice we've been here.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42BELL RINGS

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Morning.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Blob.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Phillip. 12 o'clock.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56(Phillip?)

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Mum!

0:12:58 > 0:12:59What are you doing here?

0:12:59 > 0:13:00You forgot your lunchbox.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- No I didn't.- Phillip, yes you did.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Mum, I think you'll find I didn't.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Stop arguing with me and take the jolly lunchbox.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'll take that, Mr Leonard.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Enter!

0:13:10 > 0:13:14I don't approve of lunchboxes in the torture pit.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18I mean, examination room.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Well then I shall save this for another day.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Quite so.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Until we meet again,

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Mrs Leonard.

0:13:31 > 0:13:36No!

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Hey, Lockie.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52And obviously Vicki.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Erm...big, big favour to ask.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57To both of you, together.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Erm, are you doing anything around six o'clock tonight?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh, actually we, erm...

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Cos my dad's doing evensong

0:14:04 > 0:14:07and it would be great if I could guarantee a few bums on pews.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Cos, quite frankly, the numbers are way down.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Yeah, sure.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15But would Vicki and I really make that much of a difference?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18You'd, like, triple the number of people I expect to front up.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Which is...

0:14:19 > 0:14:20basically just me.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Well look, in that case...

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Sure.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Count us both in.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Cool, thanks.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29'Yup, it was official.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32'Vicki and I were stuck together with glue.'

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Sasha's dress is this way, at six. We said we'd both go.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38But the Rev's service is this way.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40We're joined at the hip now, so we can't do both.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43It's like we're in a maths equation, we need to factorise.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Hello, Loc and Vic.- Hi.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Lockie, don't try and do maths and algies,

0:14:48 > 0:14:50you know you don't understand them.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Ah! What a pleasant surprise.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59What bring you to the station, Joy?

0:14:59 > 0:15:03'Actually, Mum was here because she was still annoyed with Old Squasher.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05'But Sarge didn't need to know that.'

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Why am I here?

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Why?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Because I've asked you 100 times -

0:15:11 > 0:15:13wipe your feet before you come into the house.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Don't tread all that dirt through every time you come home,

0:15:16 > 0:15:17do I make myself clear?

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Ah...

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Point taken.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Is there anything else?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29No.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31No, I think that was everything.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Hello, Snowy.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Everything all right?

0:15:46 > 0:15:51Come, Leonard, admitting defeat already?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52You disappoint me.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53You've another 20 minutes

0:15:53 > 0:15:57in which to fail even more abysmally.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Finished, sir.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Finished?

0:16:00 > 0:16:04You mean finished what little you understood?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Finished everything, sir.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Unless you've got extra brainteasers for me to fill up the time?

0:16:09 > 0:16:13You can make them a little trickier. If you wanted.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15'OK,

0:16:15 > 0:16:16'update.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18'Now it seemed me and Vicki's X Factor,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20'it equalled tense,

0:16:20 > 0:16:21'and awkward.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25'And, well, not happy.'

0:16:25 > 0:16:27So, what will it be?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Psycho Tomatoes Of The Corn 4?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Again?

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Well...

0:16:33 > 0:16:35We have a bit of time to kill.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Before, you know...

0:16:37 > 0:16:40six o'clock.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42So when six o'clock comes what will we do,

0:16:42 > 0:16:43you know, then?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Go to the church?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I mean, it's really important,

0:16:50 > 0:16:51you know, for Egg.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52I know, but...

0:16:52 > 0:16:55dress shopping is important too, for Sasha.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58We can't be everywhere at the same time.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04I think a certain young couple would benefit

0:17:04 > 0:17:07from our years of experience as a highly-successful partnership.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14You take Lockie to the yard, I'll take Vicki to the kitchen.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'll do the man-to-man thing.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17I'll do the girl talk.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Let's do it.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24What you have to understand, Lockie,

0:17:24 > 0:17:26is a man goes through life with pretty much

0:17:26 > 0:17:29the same easy-going frame of mind, day after day.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Nothing much unsettles him.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Nor does it have to.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Call it a flatline, if you will.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Not so with women.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Let's say I'd forgotten to wipe my shoes when I came home,

0:17:42 > 0:17:44on the front doormat.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I'm home!

0:17:46 > 0:17:47'And say, I'd forgotten,

0:17:47 > 0:17:50'day after day after day.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51'As you do.'

0:17:51 > 0:17:55The day will surely dawn, when pretty much out of nowhere

0:17:55 > 0:17:58your mum will suddenly go into a frenzy.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00It didn't yesterday,

0:18:00 > 0:18:02it may not tomorrow,

0:18:02 > 0:18:04but it does today.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Hard to fathom?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Trust me, Lockie.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09It happens.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Wow!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13The problem is, Vicki, poor men.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17They can only think of one thing at a time. I mean, can you imagine?

0:18:17 > 0:18:18No. Wow!

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Supposing you were cooking dinner,

0:18:21 > 0:18:22and the phone rang.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25And you were forced to decide do I keep cooking dinner,

0:18:25 > 0:18:27do I answer the phone? Cooking? Phone?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Cooking? Phone? What's it to be?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Fact is, asking a man to multitask is pointless.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35By the same token,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38there will be days when for no apparent reason

0:18:38 > 0:18:39your mum will start picking on you

0:18:39 > 0:18:42for silly, trivial meaningless little things.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45I call these days picking on men for trivia.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Wow.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Wow, indeed, Lockie.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Wow, indeed.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53A man needs simple goals to have any sense of achievement.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55But get him to think of more than one thing at once,

0:18:55 > 0:18:57you just bamboozle the poor thing.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58So my advice,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00take it on the chin,

0:19:00 > 0:19:02tomorrow is another day,

0:19:02 > 0:19:05flatline.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Hey.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11'Even after Mum and Sarge's advice...'

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Hi, there. '..our problem still wasn't solved.'

0:19:14 > 0:19:15OK,

0:19:15 > 0:19:18so is it going to be Egg, or Sasha?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Maybe we could try and do both.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24How's that going to work? Have Sasha try on a dress in the church?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Don't get so bamboozled all the time.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28(Flatline.)

0:19:28 > 0:19:30What are you doing?

0:19:30 > 0:19:31Sorry.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33It's just...

0:19:33 > 0:19:35this whole Loc and Vic equation thing...

0:19:35 > 0:19:37it's making me dizzy.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Sorry?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40I didn't know we had an equation.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Yeah, you know, our X Factor.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44L + V used to equal good.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Right? I mean, better than good.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48But now,

0:19:48 > 0:19:51it's as if everyone thinks we're the same person

0:19:51 > 0:19:52and doesn't add up.

0:19:52 > 0:19:57I mean, how can X equal two things at the same time?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58But Lockie, it can.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Really? It can?

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Everybody knows an equation can have more than one solution.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08'And finally we knew what to do.

0:20:08 > 0:20:13'Vicki helped Sasha find her perfect dress.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16'And I helped Egg get his bums on pews.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17'Well,

0:20:17 > 0:20:18'two of them.'

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Good evening, one and all.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Should that be one-on-one?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37'Which meant that at breakfast the next morning

0:20:37 > 0:20:41'Rev's sad food started to look a little chirpier.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44'And even Old Squasher was happy.'

0:20:46 > 0:20:49My career, I dared to hope,

0:20:49 > 0:20:51that this day might come.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53But never, in my wildest dreams,

0:20:53 > 0:21:00could I imagine there could actually be someone such as this,

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Leonard minor.

0:21:02 > 0:21:07Prince among mathematicians.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15'But more than anything else,

0:21:15 > 0:21:17'Vicki and I were happy again.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20'Because we worked out that we were happy being together...'

0:21:20 > 0:21:22TYRES SCREECH

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Hey, I might go.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26OK.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28See you, Vic.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32'.but it was OK to do things on our own too.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38'And so as it turns out,

0:21:38 > 0:21:41'surfing wasn't the only equation I could figure out.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44'Not that I was about to give Phillip a run for his money

0:21:44 > 0:21:46'and ace one of Old Squasher's tests.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51'I guess some things in the universe,

0:21:51 > 0:21:53'like second year algebra,

0:21:53 > 0:21:55'they can remain a mystery.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56'Possibly forever.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58'But right now, out here,

0:21:58 > 0:22:01'I was pretty happy with the way things were adding up.'

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