Second Best in Show

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves out in the sun

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Worlds away from anyone

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves out in the sun

0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough to get that far away

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Ooh... #

0:00:31 > 0:00:33It was show time in Angelus.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Everyone was getting ready for

0:00:34 > 0:00:37the three-day long weekend of fun and competition,

0:00:37 > 0:00:39celebrating local produce and talent.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shoe?

0:00:45 > 0:00:50Ribbons, trophies and even cash prizes were all up for grabs.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51But the ultimate prize?

0:00:51 > 0:00:55The one that sent the whole town into a tizz of excitement?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02The chance to be called Best In Show at the end.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Sit. Shake. Oh, good girl.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08SHE BARKS

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Sit. Drop. Good girl! Good girl!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Leave it.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18So why is it so important to win first prize anyway?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Well, it's like a big pat on the back,

0:01:20 > 0:01:23like the world telling you you're OK.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Wow! 75 centimetres!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32What? That's huge for a cucumber.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34It's nowhere near big enough to win yet.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36We need more seaweed compost.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Out of everyone in town, Mel seemed to have the most to prove.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Especially after the way I introduced her to Vicki.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh, this is just Mel.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I had some serious make-up work ahead of me

0:01:50 > 0:01:52if Mel was going to trust me again.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55No one likes to feel they're second best.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I know I didn't.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Vicki's new boyfriend, Josh,

0:02:04 > 0:02:06had arrived from the city in his helicopter,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09like some rock star god.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13No wonder she dumped me for him.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28"Angelus' favourite son." How did he get that?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- He's not even born here. - Lockie's jealous of Josh!

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- I am not.- Oh, Blob just loves this puree. She can't get enough of it!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Thank goodness you had all those reject cucumbers

0:02:38 > 0:02:40before Kid C did us proud.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Right-o, people, let's go. Bus is waiting.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm not going.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46You have to go to the opening of the show, Lockie.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Anyone who's anyone is going. - All the entrants.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51You have to go and check out the competition.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53We'll be filming ours.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Vicki will be there.- Vicki who?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Oh, right, that Vicki.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Yeah, tell her I said hi.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- And what should I say happened to you?- She won't ask.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- And if she does? - Just tell her the truth.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I stayed behind to look after Kid C.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Mel, you coming?- Sure. I'm going to see what all the fuss is about.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Right. Well, welcome, everyone.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Uh, lovely to see such happy smiling faces.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Uh, I'd now like to, um, call to the stage young Vicki Streeton

0:03:45 > 0:03:49and her consort, Josh, to get things under way.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52APPLAUSE

0:03:54 > 0:03:58BOTH: We declare... the Angelus show...

0:04:00 > 0:04:01..open.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I don't know what happened to Blob that morning.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11I'm not sure whether she'd eaten way too much of Mum's cucumber puree

0:04:11 > 0:04:14or whether it was out of loyalty to me. All is know is

0:04:14 > 0:04:15the result was awesome.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17BLOB RETCHES

0:04:17 > 0:04:19AUDIENCE GASPS

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Are you OK?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28JOSH WHIMPERS

0:04:34 > 0:04:36BLOB RETCHES

0:04:36 > 0:04:38I think we need to see that again.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43BLOB RETCHES

0:04:43 > 0:04:44And again.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48BLOB RETCHES

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Is there a reason we keep watching this?- It's funny.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Nothing to do with the fact that the victim

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- happens to be your ex's new boyfriend?- What?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I couldn't care less about Josh and Vicki. Vicki who?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02BLOB RETCHES

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Ha-ha! Shot, Blob!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I didn't know you could be so heartless. I mean,

0:05:14 > 0:05:17if I was friends with you as long as Vicki

0:05:17 > 0:05:19and you started acting like I didn't exist,

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I'd be hurt.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I wouldn't exactly say I stopped thinking about her entirely.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Glad to hear it. - A fair bit, in fact.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30That's more like it.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32But I've got more important things to think about now.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Like what?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Kid C.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Did he just...?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Tape measure.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- SHE LAUGHS - 90 centimetres!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58That seaweed brew packed some kick!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00SHE SIGHS

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Still short of the metre mark, though.- We'll make it.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Just you watch.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Quick! They're coming! Tidy your hair, clean your room!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Take out the garbage!- Who's coming?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Streetons. I invited them over for a formal apology.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I never thought they'd actually come, though!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Now you've run out of excuses!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- What do you mean?- Avoiding Vicki. I'll see you later.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Meanwhile, without his mum around to help,

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Egg's grand plan for his show entry wasn't exactly going to plan.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I don't suppose that's meant to happen?

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Dad, the string isn't working. I need you to weld it for me.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Weld? Me? - I know things didn't work out

0:06:40 > 0:06:42last time you picked up a welder.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I promised your mother and my fine head of hair

0:06:46 > 0:06:49I would never pick up a welding torch again.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Dad, there are no other entries in the sculpture competition.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Victory is in the bag.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- I can weld.- Sorry, Geoffrey, but I'm rather attached to my eyebrows.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00If I win first prize, I get to buy a new guitar!

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Spot welding, seam welding...

0:07:01 > 0:07:06- You'll just have to...- ..arc welding, gas welding...- ..find someone else.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- ..you name it!- Where else am I going to find an adult who can weld?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Oh, hello! I didn't see you there.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Josh didn't want to come?

0:07:18 > 0:07:19That's such as shame,

0:07:19 > 0:07:21because we really did want to apologise to him in person.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Josh is at the hairdressers

0:07:23 > 0:07:26getting a very expensive deep conditioning treatment.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Well, we're terribly, terribly sorry. Aren't we, Sarge?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Terribly. Terribly. Terribly.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37It's not so bad. Josh is fine, isn't he, Mum?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39That he survived is not the issue.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42There are other more pressing issues we need to discuss,

0:07:42 > 0:07:45concerning your son's show entry.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50That there is not a dog!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52There's a reason Cyril's dressed like this.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Last year, Phillip tried to enter Cyril

0:07:54 > 0:07:56as a sheep against the other sheep.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59A feral breed, therefore banned from entry.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Next!

0:08:01 > 0:08:05So this year, Phillip and Joe came up with a creative solution.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07That there is a sheep!

0:08:07 > 0:08:08BOTH: Sheep dog!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Sheep!- BOTH: Sheep dog!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Sheep!- BOTH: Sheep dog!- SHEEP! - Mum, this is so unnecessary...

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Victoria, you stay out of this!

0:08:15 > 0:08:21Gentlemen, you cannot honestly expect anyone to believe that is a dog.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23That's where you're wrong. We can prove he is!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Cyril, bark. - CYRIL: Baaa.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26BOTH: ..rk.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- CYRIL: Baaa.- BOTH: ..rk. - CYRIL: Baaa.- BOTH: ..rk.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33They mount a compelling case when you think about it.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34This family...!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43So when did you trade in your surf board for gum boots?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Mel and I have been growing this together.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46- For the show.- It's impressive.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Not as impressive as your boyfriend owning a helicopter.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Yeah. Anyway, I think you and Mel make good vegetables together.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Thanks.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59It's a big one.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Not big enough for Mel. - She seems hard to please.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07In order to beat last year's winner, Kid C needs to be about a metre.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Looks pretty close. - No, I measured him this morning.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14He's still ten centimetres short.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18No...!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19It's impossible.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- What?- Kid C's grown another 15 centimetres since I last checked.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25That's an Angelus record!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27We did it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:33- We did it!- Hey! Lockie! - It's a metre! We've done it!

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Hey, Mel, it's me. Just wanted to let you know we've cracked it!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43One metre and five centimetres, so give me a call.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Or even better, come round and we can celebrate. I'll see you later.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Where's Mum gone?- Oh...- Right.- Sarge has just ducked down to the station,

0:09:50 > 0:09:54but I'm sure Lockie wouldn't mind giving you a double on his bike.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yeah, no worries.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- It's OK. I'll be fine. - Are you sure?- Yeah.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04OK.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07CYRIL BLEATS

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Sorry, constable. He needs to refuel.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14I don't mean to rain on their parade, but my dog,

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Bead, is a genuine pedigree sheep dog.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Your point, Constable Wattle?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Cyril is, well, to be frank, mutton dressed up as dog.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26I wouldn't want them to get their hopes up.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Eat it up, hay, the food of champions.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Cyril may very well be a champion, boys. Time will tell.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37But there's no shame in coming second, either.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38In some ways it's better.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42To know that you have mashed it with the very best

0:10:42 > 0:10:44and only missed out be a millimetre.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48And you've still got something to look forward to next year.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54But what have you got to look forward to if you win?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Only the inevitable decline that happens to all champions

0:10:59 > 0:11:00one day or another.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Winning at all costs... can send people loopy.

0:11:06 > 0:11:12Sometimes second best can also be best dressed.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Thanks, Sarge.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Very good advice...

0:11:18 > 0:11:21for our competition. We've got it in the bag.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Yep, winners are grinners.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Lockie!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44BOTH: We didn't do it.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Then who did?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I take it this isn't yours then?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- It's time we set sail again, Mum. - I thought you liked it here.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- What about your new friends? - I don't have friends here.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12You've got Lockie.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- He's not my friend! - Is this the same Lockie Leonard

0:12:15 > 0:12:18that's left 17 messages on our phone?

0:12:19 > 0:12:2017?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Did he sound angry?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Does he have a reason to be?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31I did something really dumb.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35You know the great thing about doing something dumb?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38There's always some way to make it right again.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42But if we set sail, you won't get the chance.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46I'm sick of making that mistake, Mel. What about you?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54She must have seen us.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56There was nothing to see.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00If I was Mel and I saw me waltzingback into town claiming her cucumber,

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I'd want to smash something too. Probably your head.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06I don't get it. There's nothing going on between you and me.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08And there's nothing between Mel and I either.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- She's just...- Just Mel?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14'Then I realised, without even trying,

0:13:14 > 0:13:17'I'd made Mel feel second best...again.'

0:13:17 > 0:13:18- DOOR CLOSES - Vicky?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- I need to make it up to her. - Yeah, you probably do.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Ah, Lockie, good to see you again.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Oh, Josh, hi. I didn't know you were in town.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30The chauffeur is waiting.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33You've got your own helicopter AND a chauffeur?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36I know, it's embarrassing. I can't wait til I get my drivers licence

0:13:36 > 0:13:39then I can finally drive the Rolls myself.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42I'll see you, Lockie.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Mrs Leonard.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47HE CLICKS HIS TONGUE

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Can I have that?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54I could make a whole new big batch of puree with that.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57'And then I got it. A way to make it up to Mel.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59' A plan B for Kid C.'

0:14:01 > 0:14:03What was that for?

0:14:03 > 0:14:04You're a genius.

0:14:13 > 0:14:18The misuse of welding arc lights can cause pain, retinal damage

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- and even blindness. - I wasn't going to...

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Apart from damage to the eyes, there's burns caused by molten gases,

0:14:25 > 0:14:27breathing problems from toxic gases...

0:14:27 > 0:14:28How do you know all this stuff?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I'm a qualified welder.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Wow.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35I'm not just a music teacher, Egg.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40You...don't...wanna...

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- help me?- Happy to.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Night, Philip.- Night, Joe.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51BOTH: Night, Cyril.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53CYRIL BLEATS

0:14:53 > 0:14:54BOTH: Urk.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Here it was - judgement day.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00The last day of the show.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01When the prizes are handed out,

0:15:01 > 0:15:04when you finally find out if you measure up...

0:15:04 > 0:15:05or not.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Great time of the year to be planting watermelon seeds...

0:15:13 > 0:15:15if you live in the northern hemisphere.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I didn't have my garden buddy with me.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Otherwise I would have clued up to that sooner.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Where have you been?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Hiding away.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Feeling pretty small.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I did a very dumb thing.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32That's the excellent thing.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36How?

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Well, usually it's me who does something dumb.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44It's cool that I get this week off.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I killed Kid C.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51We won't win a prize now.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact

0:15:53 > 0:15:56I still had heaps of fun growing him with you.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Really?

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Really.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Besides, I wouldn't give up all hope of us winning something.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Awesome weld job.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17I bet it's not a patch on your mum.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21It's different to what my mum would have done, but it's still good,

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- in its own way.- Come on, let's get it to the show.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Not going to make it through that way.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Maybe we could invert it.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36What if we flip it sideways?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54We're never going to get that thing out the door.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56We should have measured it first.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59It's OK.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03You won't win the prize or your new guitar.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Oh, well.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09I think it belongs here.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13'Welcome back to Radio Angelus,

0:17:13 > 0:17:16'bringing to you slightly pre-recorded coverage

0:17:16 > 0:17:20'from the Angelus show, where controversy rules.'

0:17:20 > 0:17:25I'm here in the dog enclosure where you could cut the air with a knife.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Come on, that's fake fur. It's so a sheep.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31BOTH: Dog.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36I've checked the guidelines and only registered breeds are allowed in.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Obviously not page 67, clause 8.3.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43It states dogs of any breed, pedigree, mixed or otherwise

0:17:43 > 0:17:45may enter at the discretion of the other entrants.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50But this isn't even a dog, it's a sheep!

0:17:51 > 0:17:52BOTH: Dog!

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Well, they get my vote.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57It's not as though they've got an unfair advantage.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Quite the opposite, in fact.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Could make things easier for the rest of us.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05They get my vote, too.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Ladies, what are you thinking?

0:18:08 > 0:18:14As chair person of the judging committee, I say enough is enough.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16'Despite the tension in the air,

0:18:16 > 0:18:19'it was love at first sight for Cupcake and Coffee.'

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Steady!- 'We can't show you what happened next,

0:18:22 > 0:18:26'so instead here's five seconds of something we can show you.'

0:18:28 > 0:18:31'Cupcake and Coffee were disqualified from the show

0:18:31 > 0:18:33'for inappropriate behaviour.'

0:18:33 > 0:18:35'Mrs Streaton and Julia left in shame

0:18:35 > 0:18:38'and Cyril was allowed in.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41'His and only competition, however, remained.'

0:18:43 > 0:18:45The moment has come - the great sheep dog trial.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49An old Angelusian favourite, as young Philip and Joe

0:18:49 > 0:18:52put their entrant trough its paces.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Cyril, eat.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Cyril, bark.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Cyril, bark!

0:19:12 > 0:19:17Well, some nice work there from Cyril the sheep dog.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Although, his bark could do with a little bit of work.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Ooh, and here's our next entrant,

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Bead Wattle.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28I don't anticipate she'll have any trouble with her bark.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Sit.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Drop. Good girl.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Sit.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Hand shake. Good girl.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45'But then, just when all hopes seemed lost

0:19:45 > 0:19:47'an amazing thing happened.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49'Bead caught sight of Cyril.'

0:19:51 > 0:19:53'But Bead wouldn't stay.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56'She spent the rest of the afternoon trying round Cyril up

0:19:56 > 0:19:58'just like a genuine pedigree sheep dog should.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01'And the rest is show history.'

0:20:03 > 0:20:05'The winners of the Best In Show category-

0:20:05 > 0:20:08'Philip and Joe with Cyril.'

0:20:08 > 0:20:10'It the only ribbon won by a Leonard that afternoon.'

0:20:10 > 0:20:14And in second place, in the Jam and Preserves section,

0:20:14 > 0:20:17we have Lockie Leonard and Melanie Lamb

0:20:17 > 0:20:18for their cucumber pickle.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20They got second!

0:20:22 > 0:20:26I used Mum's cucumber puree recipe and a few extra ingredients.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Would Lockie and Mel please come to the stage.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37HE MOUTHS

0:20:37 > 0:20:38I'm sorry we only came second.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- I think I used too much curry powder.- I'm happy with second.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Anyway, there's always next year, right?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Yeah.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52KNOCK AT DOOR

0:20:56 > 0:20:58We didn't have any plans today, did we?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Actually, I'm here to see Egg.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I wanted you to have this.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11I...I can't take that.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Of course you can.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15It's just been sitting around gathering dust.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Wow!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31It's beautiful. Thank you.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34'So it turns out, the best awards

0:21:34 > 0:21:36'aren't always blue or in the shape of a trophy.'

0:21:36 > 0:21:38PLAYS A TUNE

0:21:42 > 0:21:46# From little things big things grow

0:21:46 > 0:21:49# From little things big things grow

0:21:49 > 0:21:55# From little things big things grow

0:21:55 > 0:21:59# From little things big things grow... #

0:21:59 > 0:22:04'And they're not always on display for the whole world to see, either.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Well, not for 6-12 days anyway.'

0:22:08 > 0:22:12# From little things big things grow

0:22:12 > 0:22:16# From little things big things grow... #

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