0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Worlds away from anyone
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# They were burning themselves out in the sun
0:00:12 > 0:00:18# There was just enough to get that far away
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Ooh... #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Yup. You're right.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38It's a tent.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40And this is Philip, my younger brother,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43and his friend, Joe.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45And if you look really, really closely,
0:00:45 > 0:00:49you might just notice they're both totally petrified.
0:00:51 > 0:00:56Can you...pass the... monster repellent, please, Joe?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02That's right, fright fans.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Philip and Joe are staking out the monster from the swamp. Again.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Snowy?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13What are you doing here?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Meeting Constable Wattle to play Battleships.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19If you're here, then who is...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Argh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23It's me! Sarge!
0:01:23 > 0:01:24BOTH: It's Sarge!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27OK, so we'd all thought the whole swamp monster thing
0:01:27 > 0:01:29had just been one big, fat false alarm.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35Oh, so you see, boys? There was nothing to worry about after all.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yeah, I see that now.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38What a relief!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Yes, that's right. What a relief, eh?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I think it's time you went off to bed. Maybe with a good book?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'll say!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Even so, Philip still had this one, niggling doubt.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54There was still one piece of the puzzle that didn't fit.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57The cheese sandwich!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02How can we have been so blind?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12So, if this cheese sandwich disappears,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14just like all the others,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16then...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18It means whatever hideous alien creature
0:02:18 > 0:02:20that we disturbed from its rest
0:02:20 > 0:02:23is still out there.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44And when they return the first thing next morning...
0:02:54 > 0:02:55BOTH: It's back!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Philip, look over here!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Goodness!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Another ghastly footprint!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You know what this means?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14If Angelus is going to survive this nightmare,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17we're going to have to put aside all aspects of personal safety
0:03:17 > 0:03:19and enter the swamp again!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21What are you doing tomorrow?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Of course.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Some people have encountered monsters before,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27and lived to tell the tale.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Then again, you wouldn't expect to hear from the people who hadn't.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Philip, look!
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Argh!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Oh, sorry! Just a rabbit.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Meanwhile, something was in the air at Angelus High
0:03:52 > 0:03:55because tomorrow was the start of the mid-year break.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58But for once, I wasn't looking forward to the holidays.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01If I wasn't at school, I wouldn't have any excuse
0:04:01 > 0:04:03to avoid running into Vicki and Josh.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06My ex-girlfriend Vicki, that is,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08and her mega-rich new boyfriend, Josh,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11who was staying with the Streeton's over the break.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14So rather than thinking of good things to do for the holidays,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I was thinking about places to hide.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Then we can go for a 12-day trek into the wilderness region,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21to test our survival skills!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Yeah, right...- Or, instead, we could do something fun!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Did someone say, "Fun"?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30What better way to celebrate the mid-year break than a fun-packed
0:04:30 > 0:04:331960s disco beach party at the bowling alley tomorrow night?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Yeah...maybe.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37That wasn't an invite, it was an order.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It'll also give us a chance to celebrate my promotion
0:04:41 > 0:04:43to acting supervising assistant manager!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46But enough of my achievements.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Tomorrow we'll be bowling in teams of two.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Lockie, you're with Mel, Egg... - I'm with you.- Obviously.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56And of course, Vicki and Josh will be coming as well.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Anything wrong with that? Anybody? Anybody?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Anybody?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Joining the workforce had obviously unleashed the monster in Sasha,
0:05:04 > 0:05:08but Sasha wasn't the only monster on the loose in Angelus that day.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I rushed her to the health centre
0:05:10 > 0:05:14and they said it was nothing more than an unsightly allergic reaction.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I've never seen anything like it!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18It might be contagious.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20You wouldn't want to spend your entire holiday
0:05:20 > 0:05:23shut up in a darkened room with no visitors, would you?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27All of a sudden, getting up close and infectious with Blob
0:05:27 > 0:05:29sounded like the answer to my prayers.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Lockie.- Oh.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33What did I just say?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39But I needn't have worried, because first thing next morning...
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Morning.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Lockie! I thought I told you to keep right away from Blob!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50I did!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I've been avoiding her since she threw up that cucumber goo over me.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Shot, Blob!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Oh, no.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh, what have I done?
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Lockie, you weren't the only one Blob threw up over the other day.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Hi there!
0:06:13 > 0:06:14What? Nothing to see here!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Haven't done anything wrong, have we, Barry?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20That wouldn't be young Josh under that, would it, by any chance?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Morning.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Josh didn't wake this morning
0:06:24 > 0:06:27with a slight case of the bright green pustules?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Oh, Joy! No one must ever find out!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37The shame!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38The humiliation!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41The possibilities for cross-infection are...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43You know how mega-rich Josh is.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45What are his parents going to say
0:06:45 > 0:06:47when they discover that we've exposed him to some
0:06:47 > 0:06:51horrendous and disfiguring disease?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53And you can't be too careful these days,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Joy, I've been feeling a bit iffy myself lately,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58so we've decided to isolate Josh in a motel room.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Just to be sure he doesn't take out the rest of us.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- No offence, Josh.- None taken.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Listen, rather than hiding Josh away in a motel room,
0:07:07 > 0:07:10why doesn't he come back to our place?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Lockie's been feeling a bit under the weather, too.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That way I can keep an eye on all three...
0:07:15 > 0:07:17on both of them at the same time.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22You'd do that, Joy? For us? Well, why?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Oh, well...
0:07:23 > 0:07:27whatever silly little lurgy it is that's brought Josh out
0:07:27 > 0:07:28in bright green pustules,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31it's not helped by people pointing the finger,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34looking for someone to blame, is it?
0:07:34 > 0:07:39No. I think...the less everybody knows about this, the better.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Absolutely.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Aah!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44SPLAT
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Exactly, I'll just...
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Come on, come on.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Oh, I hope he'll be all right!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58So do I.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I wouldn't be stepping foot into a bomb like that.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Rust bucket!
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Why is Dad so grumpy?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I put him on a diet, no diary.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Anyway, I don't think this is a good idea, either.- Of course it is!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Who'd think of looking for Josh at the Leonard's?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Vicki wasn't so fussed about Josh's hideout,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22she was stressing about whether Josh and I
0:08:22 > 0:08:24were going to be talking about her behind her back.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27SCREAMING
0:08:27 > 0:08:28It had all started out so well.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31But they couldn't know what they were getting into.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34And now, it was way too late.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Man, why didn't you tell me what Vicki was really like?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- You'd never have believed me! - Argh!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44BOTH: ARGH!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48OK, guys. The truth.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Tell me, what do you hate more?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53This dress or my shoes?!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Tell me the truth! I'm not going to mind!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Vicki Streeton stars in...
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- You're not scared, are you? - Me? No, no, of course not.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08It's just that...
0:09:08 > 0:09:14I usually do my best work in the lab rather than out here in the field
0:09:14 > 0:09:16with a monster from the swamp.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Don't worry, as long as we arm ourselveswith my monster repellent,
0:09:19 > 0:09:23there's a fair chance we'll get out of this alive.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26What exactly is in your monster repellent?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29The two things I hate most in the world. Mustard...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35..and custard.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40One thing is certain. This swamp monster only walks by night.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43If we're going to capture him alive and take him into captivity,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45then we're going to have to camp here overnight.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Have you got a tent?- Good idea!
0:09:47 > 0:09:52But, sadly...I'm pretty sure my parents would never allow it.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Philip! Change of plans.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01We're going to need your bed tonight.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You and Joe could camp out by the swamp. You can share the tent.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13There you go, Josh. Hop into bed.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Both of you, chop-chop.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I prescribe an entire day of bed rest.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24So much for avoiding Josh.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26OK, this was weird.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29The last thing I'd wanted was to spend any time at all with Josh.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32But at the same time, another part of me wanted to know
0:10:32 > 0:10:34everything there was to know about him.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37As in, what's the big attraction with this guy for Vicki?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41What does Josh have that Lockie Leonard doesn't?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Can I help you with anything there?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46No, I was just thinking.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- It's weird, I don't get sick very often.- Me neither.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Last time was in the South of France.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I spent too long in a sauna and dehydrated.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Thankfully, Jeanette got me back on my feet.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- You call your mum Jeanette?- No.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Sarah. Jeanette is my nanny.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Mum was in New York closing the Colorado deal.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07You been to France?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08No.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09- New York?- No.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Or Colorado, either.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15'You didn't need to be a genius to see what Josh had over me.'
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Money, travel, nannies.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19We were worlds apart.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Must have been a no-brainer for Vicki.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Vicki, what are we going to do?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Lockie was supposed to be Mel's bowling partner,
0:11:31 > 0:11:35but there's a rumour that he woke up this morning and he's turned green.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Yeah, Josh isn't very well, either.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- There's probably no point in me coming tonight.- I think so, too.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- That's fantastic! What a relief.- What?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Didn't you want us to come?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50You two can be my new team. Then I'll only be one down.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Hi, guys.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54It's going to be great tonight, eh?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55If I last that long.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Come on, Egg. No time to sit around chatting. Work to do.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Decorate.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Are you sure you're OK, us being in the same team?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Yeah. Sure. If you are.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Why not?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Actually, Mel had a pretty good reason why not.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22After a recent incident with a giant cucumber,
0:12:22 > 0:12:25she was certain Vicki had decided exactly what she was.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27SCREAMING
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Melanie Lamb stars in...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Did you want to come back to my place?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44We could check out some clothes for tonight.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Sure.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Finally, Josh and I found something we had in common to talk about.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57You know the best thing about Vicki? She's always so easy-going
0:12:57 > 0:13:00and happy and uncomplicated.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Vicki is just so easy to hang out with.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Can we have that again?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05TAPE REWINDING
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Vicki is just so easy to hang out with.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Are we talking about the same girl?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I've never known Vicki not to be complicated and confusing,
0:13:13 > 0:13:14not from the day we met.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Ah, Josh, you know Vicki only too well.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21HE LAUGHS
0:13:21 > 0:13:23'OK, so what are we getting here?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27'That any time Vicki's with Josh, he's full-on deliriously cheerful.'
0:13:27 > 0:13:29So what does that mean?
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Maybe it's me who's been complicated and confusing all along.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Hi, Lockie.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Josh and I are going for a walk.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You might want to come. Might be fun.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42That's OK, isn't it? Having fun?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Fun? How can- I- have fun
0:13:46 > 0:13:48when nobody understands my pain?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- VICKI AND JOSH SCREAM - 'Lockie Leonard stars in...'
0:13:54 > 0:13:571960s beach party.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58No.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Girly.- No.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03What do you think?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04No.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Wow. Is there something wrong with all of them?- They're dresses.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Oh, I see.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Silly me...- If it's a beach party, shouldn't we turn up in our wetsuits?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15I don't have one.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I don't...surf.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19You don't surf?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Wow, that's so weird.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24How did you two used to spend your time?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I don't know.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28We used to talk.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29About everything.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Sometimes we'd just talk all day.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33- Non-stop.- Really?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Wow.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Do you feel like a milkshake?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I'm sorry I couldn't rustle up any five-star facilities.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Place must be a bit less Ritz-y than you're used to.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Hey, don't knock it. Today's been fun.- Sure it has.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Are you being serious?- Listen,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I'm loving everything about Angelus.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58If we're talking five stars, how can you go past Mr and Mrs Streeton?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- They're seriously the best. - Mr and Mrs Streeton?
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Warm, nurturing. They're funny. And they're always there for you.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Mr and Mrs Streeton?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11'OK, here's the thing.'
0:15:11 > 0:15:15If Josh thinks the Streetons are warm and fuzzy,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17what must his family be like?
0:15:17 > 0:15:21OK, so we have a business empire and we're mega rich,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24but it's full-on. I only see Mum once in a blue moon,
0:15:24 > 0:15:25and Dad just about never.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28How do you think I ended up here for the holidays?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Mum and Dad couldn't schedule me in.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33So finally I understood why Josh and Vicki had got on so well.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37It's because they were able to share something I've never had -
0:15:37 > 0:15:38dodgy parents.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Mind you, at least while I'm sick, Dad's minders
0:15:41 > 0:15:45won't be calling me every five minutes... What are you staring at?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Your green pustules.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48You too! They've gone!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- BLOB GURGLES - Blob, as well.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53We're cured!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Mum!- Mrs Leonard!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Tell me if it's none of my business,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01but what's boarding school got that you haven't already got here?
0:16:01 > 0:16:07Two parents, a milkshake maker, a bedroom the size of a footy field.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Why would you ever want to leave? - My perfect life?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13I guess it depends on whether you're on the outside, looking in
0:16:13 > 0:16:15or on the inside, looking out.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Seems pretty perfect compared to mine.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- At least you have a home that stays in one place.- Maybe.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24At least you get to choose what to do with your own life.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Hi, guys, it's only us! - We're in the kitchen.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Oh, who's your little friend, Vicki? Someone we know?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Hi, I'm Mel.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38She hasn't been near Josh, has she?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Can't be too careful with these bright green pustule-y things.- Barry!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I'm sure Mel's delightful, but we wouldn't want Josh meeting anyone
0:16:46 > 0:16:49he might find more... appealing now, would we?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Barry, I don't think so!
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- No dairy, remember?- Crikey, Sal! A man could starve around here!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Barry, nobody's going to buy a car from someone with flabby jowls.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07No. You are both to remain under observation until morning.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10That's my final word on the subject.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I mean, if it were up to me, I'd probably say,
0:17:15 > 0:17:17"Fair enough, up you get." (LAUGHS)
0:17:17 > 0:17:21It's not like I enjoy being mean. Or horrible.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- DOOR OPENS - I'm not a monster.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33- I'm just being responsible. Do I make myself clear?- Yes, Mum.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I'm so sorry.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Remember, we should only use the monster repellent as a last resort,
0:17:54 > 0:17:55if our lives are at risk.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Maybe not even then.- Exactly.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01We're trying to attract the swamp monster, not frighten it away.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Boys!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Here's the cheese sandwiches you asked for.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Are you sure this is enough for the both of you?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14When you hear the frogs croaking in the deepest night,
0:18:14 > 0:18:15think of me, Mummy,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18for that will be me calling.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Hm. FEELS normal enough.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Egg.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- What are you doing?- What does it look like? I'm busting you out.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43you can't leave me with Sasha any longer. I've never worked so hard!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Lockie's mum says we've to stay here.- I can't last!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Guys, I'm BEGGING you. Put those on.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Stop right there! - You're not going anywhere.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Not without your mobile phone, Josh.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09It's OK, he won't be needing it.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13That's right. Tell them I'm taking the night off.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17So I discovered Josh wasn't as much of a monster as I'd thought.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Mind you,
0:19:21 > 0:19:23that's not to say that monsters don't exist.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Somewhere.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26THEY SHIVER
0:19:26 > 0:19:32Once it's dark, it actually gets a tiny bit more scary, don't you find?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36A little bit.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41- Deployed the cheese sandwich. - Cheese sandwich, deployed.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Then all you have to do is wait.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Good.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49GROWLING
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Look!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm looking.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20- He's found the cheese sandwich! - The monster repellent! Quickly!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24THEY SCREAM
0:20:29 > 0:20:31GROWLING
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Mr Streeton?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Gee, that mustard smarts!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- That went right in my eye! - What are you doing here?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43And why are you wearing all that stuff?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45I could ask the same thing.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49I'd also like to know what's in that sack.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54FROG CROAKS
0:21:01 > 0:21:04What was in my sack?
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Just a couple of frogs.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10I'm thinking of putting in an eco-friendly ornamental pond.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14But surely, one man couldn't inflict that much damage
0:21:14 > 0:21:15on a cheese sandwich.
0:21:15 > 0:21:21Couldn't he just! Have you tried Mrs Streeton's dairy-free diets?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I've never been so hungry.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I could eat my own leg!
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Sarge, is this all that amounts to?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34An ornamental pond...and a diet?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37So, if it's all the same to you, Sarge,
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I think I'll be heading off home.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41All right.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42On your way.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46But I don't think we're heard the whole story, as yet.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04So there wasn't a monster from the swamp, after all.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I couldn't be more disappointed.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:11 > 0:22:14So here it is, fright fans. Lockie Leonard's
0:22:14 > 0:22:17patented theory about monsters.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20You might think you have a good reason to worry about
0:22:20 > 0:22:22or be scared of other people and what they might think,
0:22:22 > 0:22:26but mostly, the only monsters you need to stress about
0:22:26 > 0:22:29are the stupid, pointless ones you make up yourself in your head.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33And trust me, there's only one thing you'd ever want to do with those.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36THEY CHEER
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Subtitles by Stephen Sutherland and Zoe Short Red Bee Media Ltd
0:22:48 > 0:22:53E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk