The Bad Sports

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Lulu?- Lulu?

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Lulu. #

0:00:07 > 0:00:09- Lulu?- Lulu?

0:00:09 > 0:00:13# Have you all seen Lulu? Lulu Zipadoo

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# The cutest little tortoise will always be there for us

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# She's looking out for fun, for her and everyone

0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Oh, Lulu! Look at her go

0:00:25 > 0:00:29# She's on a new adventure, who knows where it will end?

0:00:29 > 0:00:34# She loves to go exploring, with Hugo, her best friend

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# She heads out far and wide, with just one wish in mind

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Along with all her friends

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Lulu, where you going to?

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# Lulu, we are coming too

0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Lulu, always on the go

0:00:53 > 0:00:57# And if you want to find her, call Lulu Zipadoo. #

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- I didn't understand!- I did.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Actually, I didn't understand either. Could you repeat that, Lulu?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17It's really quite simple. Let's start with Barry.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22On his forehead, he has a drawing of someone we all know.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Except that I can't see it.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Exactly! You have to guess who's on the piece of paper

0:01:27 > 0:01:29by asking some questions.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32All right. Who am I? A boy or a girl?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- A boy.- Right.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Huh?- Who am I? A big boy or a little boy?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42A little boy!

0:01:42 > 0:01:48All right. Am I very small, not very strong and not very good at sports?

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Oh, yeah!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I am Spike, then!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54That's not true! I'm good at sports!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Ha-ha!

0:01:56 > 0:02:01- Understand the game now? - Maybe.- Not!

0:02:01 > 0:02:05It doesn't matter! It's my turn now. Who am I? A boy or a girl?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06A girl.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oh! Uh, oh!

0:02:10 > 0:02:15Who am I? A girl with wings?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17No, you don't have wings.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Do I have a shell, and am I the worst sport of the whole valley?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Hmm?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26ALL: Yes!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I am Lulu!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ha! That's not true. I'm not a bad sport!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34You just showed us you are!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Yes, well, maybe I am a little bit of a bad sport,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41but it's nothing compared to YOU, Hugo!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Ha-ha-ha! Don't be silly!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Oh, really?

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Remember when we played the Yes or No game last year?

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Right, Lulu will ask Hugo some questions, and he'll answer them.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58If he answers "Yes" or "No," he loses. Do you all understand?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59- Yes!- No!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Off you go!

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Mmm...Hugo?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I bet you didn't understand the rules, did you?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10No! I understood everything!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12LULU LAUGHS

0:03:13 > 0:03:16You said "No" and so you lose!

0:03:16 > 0:03:20No, I didn't say "No." I said, "I know!" You heard me, didn't you?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24That day, Hugo complained so much, the teacher stopped him

0:03:24 > 0:03:26from playing the game!

0:03:26 > 0:03:30That was the teacher's fault! Nothing to do with me.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Ah-ha! So, who's the bad sport, then?

0:03:33 > 0:03:34ALL: Both of you!

0:03:34 > 0:03:38What? That's not true! He's the one!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40No, you're wrong there, Lulu. It's you!

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Calm down. We should just have one big game this afternoon.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Oh, yes, good idea! That way we can see

0:03:47 > 0:03:49who's the biggest bad sport in the valley!

0:03:49 > 0:03:53If you say so! We'll play a game of football!

0:03:53 > 0:03:54No, tennis!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Football, I said!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'll see you in the valley when the sun is at its apex!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02We'll pick which game to play then!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04ALL: Oh.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09BRENDAN HUMS

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Hello, Brendan!

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Oh, hello, Hugo! You need me for something?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Um, yes. I have something to ask you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25What does the sun at its apex mean?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Well, imagine that this torch is the sun.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36It rises in the east, and rises in the sky

0:04:36 > 0:04:40to the highest point possible. That's the apex!

0:04:40 > 0:04:45- Ah!- And then the sun goes down and finally sets in the west.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Thanks, Brendan. I understand everything.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Oh, er, Brendan? - What is it now?

0:04:54 > 0:05:00Err, um...well, how d'you think I could not be such a bad sport

0:05:00 > 0:05:02when all I really want to do is win?

0:05:02 > 0:05:07To play without being a bad sport, you have to learn how to lose.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Oh!

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Oh! Yes, I think I understand now. Thanks, Brendan.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:28 > 0:05:33So we don't spend hours arguing over what game we're going to play,

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- I suggest we toss a coin to decide. OK?- OK.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Heads or tails?

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Tails.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Heads. You lose!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Oh! Anything to say, Hugo?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54No. Nothing at all.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Fine, erm...we're going to play a new game.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04You play it with a bat and a ball, it's a bit like rounders

0:06:04 > 0:06:08but simpler. All right, let's pick teams.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09OK, then, Lulu.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Ip, dip, apple pip, you're not it! Oh, no!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17You lost, Lulu. Hugo can pick his team.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21I'll pick first...

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Me, me, me!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Spike!- Huh?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29You see? I'm not that bad at sports!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Ha-ha! You're just perfect for my team!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Huh? Hmmm...

0:06:37 > 0:06:41As there's only three of you, your team can go first, Hugo!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43All right, let me check the rules.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47I have to hit the ball as far as possible! Is that it?

0:06:47 > 0:06:51That's it. Once you've hit the ball, run from base to base

0:06:51 > 0:06:55to base to base, and get back to your starting point.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59All right, but if you catch the ball before it hits the ground, I lose.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Is that it?- That's it!- All right.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17All right, Champ! Come on, Spike, let's have it!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Who-oa!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30You lose!

0:07:30 > 0:07:35Oh, dear, dear me! What a terrible shot!

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Great! It's our turn!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Best of luck, my friend.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Ye-e-es!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I've got it! I've got it! I've go-ooh!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Go on, Hugo! Catch the ball!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Don't worry! I'm almost there!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Ye-e-es!- Ya-ay!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- We won!- We're great!- We won!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Oh, you scored a point. We're going to win now!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44It's great, isn't it?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47No, not at all! That's what Hugo wants!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- That we win?- Yes.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Well, he wants to lose. That's his plan.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56- I've only just worked it out. - What?- I'll explain.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00If Hugo loses nicely, that'd prove he's not a bad sport.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03That way, I'd be the biggest bad sport of the valley!

0:09:03 > 0:09:08So if I lose without complaining, and he's the one who wins,

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- I'll actually win. Understand? - No.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13We have to lose! We have to play badly!

0:09:13 > 0:09:18Hmm...but if we lose and they lose, who wins in the end?

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Hmm...

0:09:21 > 0:09:24What's the matter? It looks like you want to lose.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I do! If we lose then I don't complain,

0:09:27 > 0:09:31that proves that I'm not a bad sport, so I win.

0:09:31 > 0:09:37- Ugh! Well, I don't like losing just so you can win!- Yeah, me neither!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Huh!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Me neither!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51- I don't understand! - Me neither. Er, let's follow them!

0:09:56 > 0:10:00OK then, Lulu. Want to play another little game?

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Yes, please. This time, let's play properly. We play to win.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09- We'll see who's the worst sport between the two of us.- That's fine!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Whoever's ball comes closest to the little ball wins.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Stop that, Lulu! No cheating! You're stepping on the line!

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Heh-heh-heh! Ha-ha!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Hmm...

0:10:43 > 0:10:45That's it! I win.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50- What?! I won that, Hugo! - No you didn't. It was me!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56OK, let's call it a draw!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59All right, but we keep playing on!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04It's your turn.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08You missed.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10What's the score now?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12112 to 112.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- You know what, Lulu?- What? - We're a little bit like the sun.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21We're sinking fast.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26I think it's time to go to bed, don't you?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31You're right. Our parents could get worried.

0:11:31 > 0:11:37Ha-ha-ha! Well... shall we call it a draw, then?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40It's a draw.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49So, then...what happened last night?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Yes, who's the worst bad sport in the whole valley?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Well, honestly, I think it's me!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59No, Lulu! Really. I can't let you say that.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- I'm the worst bad sport between the two of us.- No it isn't, it's me!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I'm telling you, it's me!

0:12:05 > 0:12:10There they go again. We'll leave you two to your favourite game...

0:12:10 > 0:12:12being bad sports!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- No, it's me! - And I'm telling you, it's me!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Just because you say it's you doesn't mean I can't say it's me!

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Well, if I say so it's because I'm right! It's me!

0:12:25 > 0:12:29No! You can't always be right. It's me!

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