0:00:11 > 0:00:14HISSING VOICE: Yes...
0:00:16 > 0:00:21Good, good... That's it...
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Now destroy!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27EVIL LAUGH
0:00:33 > 0:00:36The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39The old-school spies have had their day
0:00:39 > 0:00:42and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hidden in a place no villain would think to look...
0:00:54 > 0:00:56BELL RINGS
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Welcome to MI High.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06But of course cell division is not the only means
0:01:06 > 0:01:13by which organisms replicate themselves.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Now consider, for example,
0:01:15 > 0:01:20the varied reproductive cycle of the sea cucumber,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Holothuria scabra.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Now write that down.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Yes - Neanderthal man CAN make things fly.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Him very clever!
0:01:33 > 0:01:38Now, cloning is the ability to form exact copies of...
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Forget sea cucumbers.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43The aliens are already here, cloning humans.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46They've got an army of super-beings ready to take over the Earth.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49So, what do you think of the new hair?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Cute.- Yeah, and like totally individualistic.- Thanks!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54SHE GIGGLES
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Now, cloning has been in the news a lot recently...
0:02:08 > 0:02:13On this diagram you will see that sea cucumber relies
0:02:13 > 0:02:17on the formation of tiny platonic larvae
0:02:17 > 0:02:20which drifts along on the ocean current.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Uh, miss...I've got my community liaison session.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26That's very thoughtful of you, Blane.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Yeah, there's this OAP on my estate that I help out sometimes.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Well, that is marvellous.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35They do so enjoy the company of younger people.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Right, off you go.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Daisy, are you all right?
0:02:44 > 0:02:49Sorry, miss...can I be excused too?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I've just got this awful migraine.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Of course, of course, you poor thing!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Go see the nurse.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Now, um...sea cucumber.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh, it's not you as well, is it, Rose?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- I, um, need the toilet. - FAINT LAUGHTER
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I thought you at least would be interested in the reproductive cycle
0:03:11 > 0:03:13of sea cucumbers.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I am. I'll be right back.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Right...
0:03:37 > 0:03:41WHIRRING AND BEEPING
0:04:10 > 0:04:11TIMER BEEPS
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- BEEPING STOPS - Too slow, too slow!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19And none out of ten for the exit strategy, Rose.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23That's the third time in a row you've used the toilet routine.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- I'll try harder next time, Lenny. - Mm...
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Maybe if we had a real mission, instead of training all the time...
0:04:29 > 0:04:31You HAVE got a real mission.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34This is what we've been preparing for.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Wicked!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38MI9's concerns are growing about the Prime Minister.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40At a recent summit,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43he pronounced a new desire to make Britain great again.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Take a look at this.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I envisage a new Europe -
0:04:49 > 0:04:54one in which Britain and Britain alone shall rule.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56GASPS FROM AUDIENCE
0:04:57 > 0:05:02The PM has suddenly gone from peace-maker to war-monger.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05MI9 are afraid he may be about to invade Europe,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07launching us into World War III.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08But why would he do that?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10That's what we want YOU to find out.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I've pulled a few strings,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and the PM will be visiting St. Hope's later today.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19And he's coming to present the annual Brave Kids' awards
0:05:19 > 0:05:24for kids who've done something, um...especially brave or kind.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Now, the ceremony is being held here
0:05:26 > 0:05:32because one of our pupils has, um, won the top prize.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Who me? A brave kid?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Quick... Let's go, quick, quick!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Congratulations on your work, Guinea Pig.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53General Flopsie and I are impressed, aren't we, Flopsie?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57But the Super-Criminal Underworld League sponsored your research
0:05:57 > 0:05:59and now YOU must help US.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- RASPING VOICE: - Grand Master, relax.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04My scientific trials are complete.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09The world is about to see what what we are capable of.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10EVIL LAUGHTER
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Your mission is to investigate the Prime Minister.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Daisy, you'll go undercover as a reporter
0:06:17 > 0:06:19for the United Schools Gazette.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Find out why he's behaving so aggressively.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27We need a suspect profile - personal history, family background.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Plus we'll need blood and DNA samples.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31DNA?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Deoxyribonucleic acid... life's building block.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah. Try and keep up, Blane.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40How are you going to undercover with such a big mouth?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42At least I'm not just hired muscle.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46You mean martial arts expert, which beats being an expert at make-up.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48My mate Stewart would be worth ten of you.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Look, guys, who knows why MI9 chose us,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52but we're in this together.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54It's our first mission, we can't afford to mess up.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Have confidence, Rose.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00You were all selected for your unique qualities.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Scientific genius,
0:07:02 > 0:07:03social chameleon,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05martial arts expert.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Ah, I remember MY first mission.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Brighton beach, crack of dawn, rubber dingy,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13me, Chuckers and Ginger,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16done up to the nines with camouflage...
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Gadgets...any?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, yes, um, sorry.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Now this note pad conceals a DNA-analyser.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30And this...a lipstick laser.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34It can cut a hole in metal at ten metres.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Lipstick... I don't think so.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Come on, Blane, pucker up... BLEEPING
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Kung Fu master have no need of flashy gadget.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Daisy, you might want to keep the lid on that.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Now, it's vital you memorise the details
0:08:05 > 0:08:08of the reporter legend we've created for you.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Your name is Charlotte Graham.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Remember, any deviation from the facts
0:08:16 > 0:08:18will compromise the mission,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21and could put you in deadly danger.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Hi. This is Charlotte Graham reporting.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Pleasure to meet you, Prime Minister.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31My hair? Oh, it's just something casual.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33So what's my role in all this?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I got top marks in target practice last week.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36You'll be covering Daisy.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Just hide in plain sight, and act as counter surveillance.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Um...it's another word for back-up,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48as in...you'll be back-up for me.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Great. So they get to save the world,
0:08:51 > 0:08:52and all I do is watch?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55It needs to go higher, Bicknall, higher up. That's it,
0:08:55 > 0:08:57just lean, you lean forward.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Can you believe people are copying us already?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Didn't you copy your hairstyle from that actress on telly?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07And, um, who are you again?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09She just doesn't get fashion, does she?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Yeah, or how totally important it is.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14If you say so.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18But why worry about something that only lasts for a moment?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Loser.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Radio Club - be there, this lunchtime.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Sorry, Stewart, I can't.- I told you about the aliens cloning an army -
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- I think I've intercepted their signals.- I can't make it.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33But this is huge.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I thought we were mates?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- We are.- So what's gotten into you these days?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- You've got more secrets than the CIA.- I don't know what you mean.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Look, we've been mates since we were six.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I can tell when you're lying.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Stu, there's something you should know.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Na na na - hobbit loves at nine o'clock.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54But it's ten past eleven...
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- But you swear not to tell anyone? - On the Klingon code of conduct.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Ow!- Telling tales?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Butt out, bimbo.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08This is a great day for St Hope's,
0:10:08 > 0:10:10a visit from the Prime Minister.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Let's hope it all goes to plan.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15It will. We've excluded the worst trouble-makers.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Well, a few hundred of them anyway.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Good, good. Um, what about the staff?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, I've told some of them to stay away too.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- The depressed-looking ones. - Right, good idea.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Were you really going to tell Stewart about our mission?- No way.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Daisy doesn't know what she's talking about.- This is serious.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36If our identities are exposed, MI9 will close us down.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- That's Daisy!- Good, isn't she?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49The Prime Minister, he's here.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Welcome to St. Hope's, Prime Minister,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I'm Kenneth Flatley, Head Teacher.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06This is Charlotte Graham, a reporter from the United Schools Gazette.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Thank you for granting me an interview, Prime Minister.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11HER KNUCKLES CRUNCH
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Can we get this ceremony under way a.s.a.p?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- I've an announcement to make afterwards.- An announcement?- Yes.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Troops are mobilised and ready to strike across Europe.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24They only await my final instruction.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Rose, this is getting serious.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33The PM's going to launch an attack on Europe.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34You in position, Blane?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37There's zero happening this end. It's Dullsville.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Don't let her out of your sight. - Yeah, yeah - counter surveillance.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42I CAN do my job.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Flatley, send for me in my dressing room when I'm needed.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Subject on the move. I'm going to try for an interview.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- ROSE:- And some DNA.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00RADIO WHISTLES
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I've never heard signals like this before.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05It's definitely an alien language.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08STRANGE LANGUAGE COMES FROM RADIO
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Whatever it is, it's inside the school!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Sorry, love, this area's off limits.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Charlotte Graham. I have an interview with the PM.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Boss's orders.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Oh, Prime Minister!
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Oh! Ow!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Wow! Masaki five-finger freeze works a treat.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01Hello? Prime Minister?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Rose, I'm with the PM.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05He seems to be asleep.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Great. Get me those samples.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10And...where would I find DNA, exactly?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Any piece of skin or fingernail would do.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16How about dandruff? He's got plenty of that.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Perfect.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Gross.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Britain's PM needs to learn to rinse after he shampoos.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25SHE SIGHS
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Transmitting the results now.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33OK, Prime Minister. Let's see what makes you tick.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Activate.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Daisy, it's the PM... You have to get out of there.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55SHE GASPS
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Um...I-I'm Charlotte Millar...
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Charlotte Graham... Charlotte Millar-Graham.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Daisy... Daisy!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You're very persistent.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09We journos always get our man!
0:14:09 > 0:14:13So, how do you feel about meeting Britain's bravest kids?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Are you brave, Ms Millar-Graham?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18I-I think so.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Then let's stop wasting both our time.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26DNA analysis - one of your special interests?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Science is always popular with our readers.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35'Losing subject'...must be under L.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Blane?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Not now.- It's Daisy.- What's she done? Broken a fingernail?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44No, she's in trouble - as you'd know if you'd been doing your job.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Meet back at HQ.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Uh, no running, please, Blane.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Just try and stop me.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53You won't believe this!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58INDISTINCT VOICE ON EARPIECE
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Prime Minister, they've started the ceremony.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Who are you?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Interview your way out of this.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Listen! I'm picking up alien signals from inside the school!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25It'll be that taxi company again.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Remember? We thought they were Martians.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29No, not this time.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33The signal centred on Westminster, and moved east until it got to here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Westminster? As in Houses of Parliament Westminster?- Yeah,
0:15:36 > 0:15:39and it's transmitting from somewhere close.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- I need to borrow this.- Radio Club adjourned ten minutes ago.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- It's no big deal, OK? I'll explain later.- Look after it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Are you sure you don't want me to come?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Nice one, Lenny.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51DAISY COUGHS
0:16:54 > 0:16:57See? Smoking really is bad for you.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07And well done runner-up Giles,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10for saving a rambler from a flock of crazed sheep,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14using only a stunt kite and an electric kettle prod.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16APPLAUSE
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I should have walked this.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Yes. What is it they're saying he did?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Carried his gran's shopping home for a week?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Huh - looks more likely to have sold his gran.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Mummy says the results were a fix.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32HE BURPS LOUDLY
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Daisy, thank goodness you're safe!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46No thanks to Mr Surveillance!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'm here now, aren't I?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Can we sort this out later? The Prime Minister is a cyber clone.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53BOTH: A what?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Cyber clone - half man, half machine. DNA tests confirmed it.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59But I can't work out how he's being operated.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02It could be software, or voice-activation,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- or radio waves. - That would explain this.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09- Stewart's been picking up weird signals.- This is great!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11If we can follow this back to its source,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14we can find out who's controlling the Prime Minister.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18It's using phase shift p's k31 mode
0:18:18 > 0:18:20on 31.25 kilohertz band.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Is that good?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24It means it's nearby. I'll go.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27But what about the robo-clone Prime Minister thing?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29He's going to declare war any minute now.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Leave him to me.- Back-up Boy Wonder?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33I don't think so.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37I messed up and was wrong about you pulling off the report thing.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38But trust me, I can do this.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42OK, fine. We'll both go. But you better not mess up this time.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47And I'm sure you'll all agree that this has been a very special day
0:18:47 > 0:18:51for St. Hope's. I personally would like to say thank you...
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Oh, I don't believe this!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I wanted to stand out from the crowd.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Focus, Daisy!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00ALARM SOUNDS
0:19:02 > 0:19:03CHILDREN SCREAM
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You cannot stop us now.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43My next announcement will be a declaration of war.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Not on my watch! Hah!
0:20:01 > 0:20:02What happened, Charlotte?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04SOUND OF STRUGGLE IN BACKGROUND
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Um, just a faulty fire alarm. - Oh, right.- Um, yeah.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Aargh! Aah!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12We'll soon get things back to normal.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Aaargh!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17But, while we're waiting, I suggest we find out more
0:20:17 > 0:20:19about the fascinating man standing next to me.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22So, where exactly did the Flatley story begin?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Eh?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Well, um...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30STRANGE LANGUAGE COMES FROM RADIO
0:20:53 > 0:20:55HEAVY BREATHING
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Stupid boy! My cyber clone has the strength of ten men.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Even worse than I thought.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06This is a science laboratory, and YOU are trespassing.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09This isn't science, it's playing God.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13People aren't cans of beans to be run off on some production line.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15That's where you're wrong.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Destroy! - EVIL LAUGHTER
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Let him go.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Seize her!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Professor Sally Morrow? - You know of me?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Any scientist worth their sodium chloride knows of you,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46and your discredited experiments.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51If you were a scientist, then you would be on the side of progress.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55This isn't progress, it's madness! Look at you.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Something bothering you, rodent-features?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Could it be that guinea pigs are very susceptible
0:22:04 > 0:22:06to high frequency sound waves?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07You wouldn't dare!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11BUZZING, THEN FREQUENCY GETS HIGHER
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Having caravanning as a hobby
0:22:14 > 0:22:16helped you switch off from such a pressured job?
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Yes, that and breeding tropical fish...
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Um, guys, I could do with some back-up here.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Something weird is going on.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I'm going to get my radio back.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Those alien clones have got to be somewhere close.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36SHE GROANS
0:22:37 > 0:22:39FREQUENCY INCREASES
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Hold on, Blane, while I try and work this thing out.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Not so handy now!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Rose, hurry up!
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Hey. What's going on?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I was just helping fix the fire alarm.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25That's no fire alarm - it's the alien task force.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26I need my radio back, quick.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30It's back in your locker, but it's still picking up some amazing stuff.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I knew it - they've landed! They've landed!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Are you coming? - I'll catch up with you.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40..Fresh water fish, which...
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Oh, um, the Prime Minister's back.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- Has Rose got control of him yet?- I don't know, I lost radio contact.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Taking out the TV cameras will blow our cover,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- but it might be the only way.- No, we have to give Rose a chance.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07OK, so how does this thing work?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10OK, now how does this thing work?
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Concentrate now.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Whatever- I- think...- ..the PM says. - ..the PM says.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Uh, no, what I meant to say was...
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Listen up in science classes, and be...
0:24:20 > 0:24:22..respectful to people who are good at it.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27Um, now, I said I was going to make an important announcement,
0:24:27 > 0:24:29and here it is.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35I'm here today to talk of peace.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Whatever our differences with the rest of Europe,
0:24:38 > 0:24:39we can work it out.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42People have just got to chill out.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Britain CAN be great again,
0:24:45 > 0:24:49by listening to others, and doing the right thing.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Oh, and, um, science is cool.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Oh, and, um, science is cool.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- MUFFLED:- Hello? Hello?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Oh dear...
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Is anybody there?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Prime Minister!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Don't worry, you're safe now.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Do you know where the gentlemen's toilet is? I...
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I've been in here rather a long time.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Well...at least he's 'armless now.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48HE LAUGHS
0:25:51 > 0:25:54The Guinea Pig's plan had 'SKUL' stamped all over it.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Yes. The Grand Master will use any disaffected party
0:25:58 > 0:25:59to try and cause chaos.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03The Guinea Pig's been arrested, and we sealed her lab for investigation.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05And Britain's back on a peaceful path.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09People have just got to chill out.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Oh, and, um, science is cool.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Where's the Guinea Pig?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Why isn't Britain at war?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Oh, never trust a guinea pig.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23You were right all along, Flopsie.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Poor Prime Minister!
0:26:27 > 0:26:31It's no fun having clones of yourself everywhere.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33You're lucky, no-one ever copies you.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35You just do your own thing.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I guess that's MY style.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Yeah, but...
0:26:39 > 0:26:42we really should do something about those shoes.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I really thought I'd put it back in your locker.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51I must have dropped it during the fire drill.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Poor Blane, he and Stewart were always so close.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Well, he's got us now.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01You'll work it out.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Not bad for a first mission.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Taken out an impostor PM, and Britain's none the wiser.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08We're not even going to be famous!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Just as well, cos we've got double science in five minutes!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13BUZZING
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