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0:00:02 > 0:00:04SIREN

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Remote satellite launch.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Commence final countdown.

0:00:14 > 0:00:20Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

0:00:20 > 0:00:23five...five...

0:00:23 > 0:00:25five...

0:00:26 > 0:00:28What's happening?

0:00:28 > 0:00:31SIREN

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Someone's hacked into the system.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Game over, suckers.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47The Worm can never be defeated.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50CACKLING

0:00:53 > 0:00:56The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

0:00:56 > 0:01:02The old school spies have had their day and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agents.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hidden in a place no villain would think to look...

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Welcome to M.I. High.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Queen Valhalla, best action game ever.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41It's got loads of strategy in it as well. It is awesome.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Still thinking about your brother?

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Going to the station at 4 o'clock to see him off.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51So he's definitely going back overseas?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- All part of being an army commando, I suppose.- It's no big deal.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57He's always being sent somewhere or other.

0:01:57 > 0:02:03So, Queen Valhalla is this total babe and she has a tribe of trolls who worship her.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28All right, boys, give someone else a chance.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32What is it with boys and those dumb computer games?!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Dorks versus Orcs.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36That's so dull.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Do you think so? It says on the bottle that it's glitter finish.

0:02:41 > 0:02:47Please, boys, the science group have some very important work to do.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04How am I meant to get to university using this pile of junk?!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's not as if it's any good even when it IS working.

0:03:07 > 0:03:1032 meg of RAM? That's a joke.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Don't even mention processor speed.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Power PC 603.- ARM 32.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Nice flirty little chat?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23We were just talking about memory chips.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Right, thought you might be joining his gaming club.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Computers are for scientific research, not silly little games.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Miss?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Yes, Blane.- I need to go feed Mr Flatley's tropical fish.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52He said he had a word with you.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54He did?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Well, off you go then.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Do you know?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I never knew we had an aquarium.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Daisy? Are you helping too?

0:04:07 > 0:04:11No, Miss, I have to ring Granny Miller.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12You know, the one in Australia.

0:04:12 > 0:04:17She's had a stroke and can't talk, but Mummy says it would give her a big lift

0:04:17 > 0:04:20just to hear my voice.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Off you go then.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25And, Daisy, you give her our love.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Miss?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I need the toilet.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08This is Sparta, Britain's Star Wars defence satellite.

0:05:08 > 0:05:14She orbits at a height of 39,000 kilometres, protecting the country from missile attacks.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Wicked!- Indeed.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22But Sparta needs to be replaced.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25In four hours, her defence functions will cease.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29That's when the UK space centre will launch a rocket carrying her replacement.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Except we have a hacker.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38He calls himself the "Worm". He's been infiltrating the space centre's computers.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Our firewall experts have been unable to stop him.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51That was the launch of the European TV satellite.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54We lost our Uranus probe in the same way.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Both were unmanned, of course.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01- But now you're worried the Worm will do the same to the Sparta launch? - That can't be allowed to happen.

0:06:01 > 0:06:07MI9 believe a certain rogue state will attack Britain if they know Sparta isn't in place to protect us.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11If the launch fails, we may face an enemy attack within hours.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Your mission is to find the Worm and stop him.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18The Sparta launch has to take place at 4 o'clock.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20You have four hours.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Synchronise your watches.

0:06:23 > 0:06:264 o'clock, a bit of a problem.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Have you got something more important to do?- Yeah, as a matter of fact.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31More important than preventing a war?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34You've got Daisy and Rose to help you.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Listen, Blane,

0:06:36 > 0:06:38you've got a key role to play.

0:06:38 > 0:06:45Here. It's a computer tracking device to help locate the Worm.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49I had it specially done in the colours of your favourite team.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54- Leyton Orient, isn't it? - You don't know anything about me.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- He'll come around.- He'd better.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08You have one new message.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11'Hi, bruv, I guess you're in class right now.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16"Looking forward to seeing you later. It means a lot to me. See you at four."

0:07:17 > 0:07:21The kids are so desperate for new computers.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27I know we're strapped for cash, but what about the parents' fund?

0:07:27 > 0:07:33Ah, no. Sadly, due to the activities of a corrupt few...

0:07:33 > 0:07:38Parents' Committee Fund is actually in the red at the moment.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44We owe them 2,000 quid?!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Yes, but worry not.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Mr Flatley has a plan.

0:07:51 > 0:07:56"A set of brand new computers to any school

0:07:56 > 0:08:01"who can solve a simple maths problem and create a winning slogan."

0:08:01 > 0:08:03That's great.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07How simple is the simple problem?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10The maths department are working on it now.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23I could ask Rose Gupta, one of my year nines.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- She's pretty good at maths. - Good idea.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Checking this data from the hacking attack could take hours.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35How's the profile going?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I reckon the Worm's a male.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42Check it out. No girl would represent herself as a cartoon worm.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46I think we're looking at a real geek. A Stewart Critchley type.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Maybe you'd fancy him.

0:08:52 > 0:08:59Where's Blane? May I suggest one of you find him immediately and remind him of his duties.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08Skipping last period this afternoon, meeting Kyle.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Oh, yeah, forgot about that.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Who am I gonna play Queen Valhalla against?- I don't know.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Find someone else.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yeah, right.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Hey.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26You really lost your cool today. Must've been something important.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I thought this would be your dream job.

0:09:29 > 0:09:35Rockets, computer hacking, cartoon worms. How come you're trying to get out of it?

0:09:35 > 0:09:40- You wouldn't understand. It's not kid's stuff.- Neither's this.

0:09:40 > 0:09:46We must ensure Sparta gets launched or the country could be at war. We can't do it without you.

0:09:46 > 0:09:53You can have the special chair with the MP3 player and the drinks machine in the arm.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57OK, but I definitely have to leave by three.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Rose, just the person.

0:10:01 > 0:10:08This is a competition to help the school win a fab set of computers, which we desperately need.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13All you have to do is complete the maths puzzle and write a clever slogan.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- I'm really busy today. I don't think...- We're relying on you, Rose.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22And the form has to be in the post by tonight.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Yes, Miss.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Visual profiling complete.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29That's the Worm?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32He looks like Frankenstein.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Even I wouldn't look good in a Photofit, but it's a start.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41I reckon we're looking at a young guy, brilliant, but with a big ego.

0:10:41 > 0:10:47The way he spells chaos with a "K" tells me he's pretty immature, but dangerous and edgy.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Alternative.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53SLURPING

0:10:53 > 0:10:55BURPS

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Excuse me! I heard that.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Excuse me, Mummy.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10He probably doesn't just like hacking. He probably likes blogs and gaming, too.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Alternative, blogs and gaming.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Stewart told me about this new site.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Sounds just like the place where this Worm would hang out.

0:11:17 > 0:11:22I wonder if he's on the list of bloggers. There he is.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26If we get the Worm online, you need to keep him talking while I get a trace.

0:11:26 > 0:11:33- Hey, this is the Hacksman. - Good to speak, Hacksman.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Wicked blog, it's the best on here by a mile.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40The Worm thanks you.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Keep him talking.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44You and me, we're into the same stuff.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I don't think so.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50The Worm isn't playing games.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54I know. I'd like to hack into all these amazing sights like you do.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57The Worm doesn't call it hacking.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02He prefers the term...

0:12:02 > 0:12:05free access. And he needs to end this call.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08He has stuff to do.

0:12:11 > 0:12:17- Maybe we could meet up some time. - You ask the Worm too many questions.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Ciao.

0:12:20 > 0:12:26- Did you get a trace?- Not enough time. Two hours to the launch and we've just blown our only lead.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Novice fools.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Now to work my way into the space centre.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Commence initial checks.

0:12:45 > 0:12:50Ah, Blane, glad you decided to put the mission before your family matters.

0:12:50 > 0:12:55- You knew about me meeting my brother?- It's my job to know.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58And the PM wants an update. How's the mission going?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03That good, eh?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Right, better keep at it then.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- What was all that about? - Nothing, it's too late now.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Too late for what?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I didn't know you had a brother.

0:13:18 > 0:13:205th Commando Regiment.

0:13:20 > 0:13:25I don't see him much, but I was supposed to be seeing him off at four.

0:13:25 > 0:13:30- He's going on military manoeuvres. - And you don't want to let him down? - No, but what will I say?

0:13:30 > 0:13:35- "I can't come to see you cos I'm a teenage spy"?- If we work together,

0:13:35 > 0:13:41we can still crack this in time for you to see your brother. The Worm's too clever to get trapped online.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Our only option is to enter the computer system and defend it from attack.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Who'll do that? You?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50No, it's not my field.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53What we need is a gamer.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Someone with the inside knowledge of the latest techniques.- Stewart!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59We rig his home computer to the launch programme

0:13:59 > 0:14:06- and tell him he's playing a missile defence anti-hacking game.- What if he doesn't want to play?- He will...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08if the right girl asks him.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Daisy?- Daisy?!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Yeah, Stewart's...

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Stewart's what? - ..got a bit of a thing for Daisy.

0:14:15 > 0:14:20- He thinks she looks like Queen Valhalla. - She's a computer animation.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Why would someone clever like Stewart fancy Daisy?

0:14:24 > 0:14:30I won't have to speak to him, will I? You know, about trolls and stuff.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33What if someone sees us?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Posh and Specs?

0:14:35 > 0:14:40- I don't think so. - I guess your street cred's much more important than stopping a war!

0:14:40 > 0:14:45- I'll design graphics to fool him into thinking it's real. - I need a game to overwrite.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47There's one in my locker.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Time to unearth the Worm.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05I've been looking for you everywhere. Have you finished the competition?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Competition? Oh, no, not quite.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Are you OK?- Yeah, fine. Bye.

0:15:30 > 0:15:35Hey, 50 Pence has got a load of those half-price DVDs.

0:15:46 > 0:15:52- 'Password accepted.'- Too easy. Another wormhole in your security.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Bet you can't wriggle out of this.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59SIREN

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Oh, no.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's the hacker again.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Missile defence. How does that look?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Perfect.- You finished?- I hope so.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Once you're on Stewart's PC, make an excuse to get rid of him.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21- I'll take you through the software install. It'll link his computer to the real Sparta launch.- Cool.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24RINGING

0:16:24 > 0:16:26There's a priority transmission coming in.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Prime Minister?- 'The Worm has hacked into the launch.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35'We can't wait any longer. I'm calling up 5th Commando Division.'

0:16:35 > 0:16:39Please don't send in troops. We've established contact with the hacker.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42And there's still 45 minutes before the deadline.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44My team have a plan in place.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48'Very well, but if you fail, they're going in.'

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I know, your brother's division.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52I'll do my best, promise.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I hear you're looking for a partner to play Queen Valhalla with.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01So, your place?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04This...

0:17:04 > 0:17:06is a dream.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10- I've got the stamp club.- I'm sure they won't miss you just this once.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14I have this amazing new game called Missile Defence.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15It'll blow your mind.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

0:17:23 > 0:17:26I think I need laser eye surgery.

0:17:28 > 0:17:29Yes, sir.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yes, sir.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Very well, sir, goodbye.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39The Prime Minister insists that we ignore the hacker for now.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Commence initial countdown.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Any chance of a coffee?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00OK, Rose, take me through it while I try to keep him busy.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Er, sorry, it was two sugars.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Um, it would be lovely with a biscuit.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20And just a drop more milk.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24There.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27That's the two IPs merged. Please tell me that's everything.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30'Yes, you're hooked up to the launch programme.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34'The Worm's in the mainframe. We need a trace on his PC ASAP.'

0:18:34 > 0:18:40One extra tall, double shot, skinny, steamed decaf frappuccino with two sugars and chocolate sprinkles.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Thanks. I do hope I'm not a bother.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Now we're nice and cosy, let's play my new game.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Missile Defence.- Wow, you're keen.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Yep, that's me.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56I've set it up for dual play, because I want you to take on a friend of mine.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Great player, never lost a game.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01But I reckon you can beat him.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05If you do, I will be...so impressed.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10- OK, prepare for some hot consol action.- You're the controller.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15It's your job to launch Sparta, a satellite that will make the UK safe from an enemy missile attack.

0:19:15 > 0:19:23- Bring 'em on.- My friend hacks into the system, tries to stop the launch and blow it up.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27- I like it. - You have to defend the system and successfully complete the countdown.

0:19:27 > 0:19:32- Hang on, I think I'd rather be the hacker.- No! I mean, no.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36The better player should always be the controller. It's more fun that way.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- But it would be cool to blow the satellite up.- No!

0:19:40 > 0:19:43It wouldn't.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Trust me.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47OK.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I guess we could always swap later.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Ooh, your friend's already online. The Worm. Nice tag.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01I think I've got time to see my brother before this trace activates.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Are you sure? What if it locks on to the Worm?

0:20:05 > 0:20:09Don't worry. The minute anything happens, I'll be straight on to it.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11BEEPING

0:20:13 > 0:20:16No way.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Smart move. He's stopped me putting my fuel pump in place.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Come on.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25You've got to stop him doing that.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28You can stop him doing that, can't you?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31I think so. Flicking to manual overdrive should do the trick.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Sorry.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38I sweat when I'm nervous.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41I get chesty under pressure.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Keep concentrating.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Go to the next level.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Check. I'm removing the launch gantry and clearing ground personnel.

0:20:49 > 0:20:55Wow, those CGI men, they're so realistic.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I need my inhaler.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59But...

0:20:59 > 0:21:02What about the launch?

0:21:08 > 0:21:13I'd like to help intercept the Worm, but my brother comes first. I really have to see him.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- To warn him not to join his division? - We've done all we can with this.

0:21:17 > 0:21:22- We can still stop the war and take the Worm out of the equation for good.- What if it doesn't?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25This is for real. Stewart thinks he's playing a stupid game.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30There's no second chances or extra lives. If he fails, it's game over and my brother in the firing line.

0:21:30 > 0:21:36It's a big sacrifice. But putting the lives of others before the ones we love is what we do.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Believe me, I've been there.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49Stewart! There's a warning light flashing on our control panel.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's the same hazard light as last time.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Prepare to abort launch.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02MOBILE RINGS

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Do something! We're losing.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14I did learn this gaming tip off a blog site once.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17It works on Queen Valhalla. Basically, you fake defeat.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21- Isn't that risky? - Er, yes, but it's all we've got.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29There he is! He's fallen for it. Anti-file killerbots into action.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Way to go!

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Now, if we're lucky, we resume countdown.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Resuming countdown.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46No sign of intruder.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50Five, four, three, two, one...

0:22:53 > 0:22:55CHEERING

0:22:55 > 0:23:00Put the kettle on, get the sponge cake out, guys, it's party time!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:23:05 > 0:23:11- Stewart Critchley strikes again.- Yes, we did it, we saved our army boys AND we stopped that stupid war!

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- What a team! - Steady on. It's just a game.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16We did it!

0:23:16 > 0:23:18We did it, did it, did it, did it!

0:23:18 > 0:23:23- We did it. We won, we won, we won!- Daisy...

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Yes?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Today's been great and...

0:23:30 > 0:23:36- I really enjoyed playing Missile Defence with your friend.- Yeah? - But, er...

0:23:36 > 0:23:38That is...

0:23:38 > 0:23:43There's no easy way to put this. I'm not ready for a relationship.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Huh?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- We're finished.- You're dumping ME?

0:23:47 > 0:23:50You and me, it will never work.

0:23:50 > 0:23:54I'm sure you'll find someone else one day.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Impossible! I should have seen it coming.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Who would pull a cheap stunt like that?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Not now, Mummy, I'm busy.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10- Who are you?- Just as Daisy predicted - a stupid, immature geek!

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Who are you calling stupid?

0:24:13 > 0:24:17I'm top of the class for everything. Well, except PE.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Anyway, can't you read the sign? This room is private.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22It's you who's leaving.

0:24:22 > 0:24:27- You're under arrest for hacking into the Sparta satellite launch. - Those amateurs...

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Please don't make the Worm laugh.

0:24:45 > 0:24:50- This isn't some dumb kids' game. Your stupid pranks nearly sent us to war.- Says who?

0:24:51 > 0:24:58Wise up, Worm boy. National security isn't just rockets and computers. It's real people. Life and death.

0:25:03 > 0:25:08My brother could have died because of your pathetic games.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11I don't know what you do in here all day.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Computer Club fancy dress party, sorry.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Bye, Mummy.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Well done.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Doing the right thing usually brings its own rewards.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Maybe you should get to the station.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36- What's the point? I'm way too late. - Surely it's worth a try. There might have been delays.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40Leaves on the line, shortage of teabags at Crewe.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Ah, Rose. Computer competition?

0:25:55 > 0:26:00Er, the answer to the maths puzzle is, er, 29.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04Ah...Mr Brierly made it -0.7...

0:26:04 > 0:26:10I thought that must be wrong. And the slogan?

0:26:10 > 0:26:14Er, "Your school will be ready for lift-off with Intral Computers."

0:26:14 > 0:26:18Rose, that is wonderful.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22Knew you'd come through. And I do hope

0:26:22 > 0:26:25you didn't spend all day on it, though!

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Thank you very much, sir.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32I will.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37The PM sends his congratulations.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41The UK is safe from attack and our troops are standing down.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Now, what about our friend the Worm?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48The Worm's been really stupid.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51He can see that now.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54He might be a useful person to have on our side.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Once we've re-educated him.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03I don't suppose Stewart mentioned ME at all?

0:27:06 > 0:27:09No, Mum, he wasn't there.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12I was pretty late and I guess his train left on time.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Yeah. See you later.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Kyle?- Where the heck were you?

0:27:19 > 0:27:26- Good job my call-up got cancelled at the last minute.- Cancelled?- Yeah, some satellite launch or something.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28They reckon we're not needed any more.

0:27:28 > 0:27:33- You all right? What have you been up to?- Nothing much.

0:27:33 > 0:27:39I suppose you could say that we owe it all to Charles Babbage, but you don't want to hear me rabbiting on

0:27:39 > 0:27:46about the history of computers, so it is with great pleasure that I declare the new computer suite open.

0:27:46 > 0:27:51Well done, once again, Rose Gupta, for providing the winning entry.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Stolen...

0:28:01 > 0:28:04already.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Not even MI9 could protect this place.