0:00:15 > 0:00:19Ahem. The end of the earth is nigh!
0:00:20 > 0:00:25Warnings were ignored and now mankind must pay the price.
0:00:25 > 0:00:34This asteroid will soon crash into the planet as was prophesised.
0:00:35 > 0:00:40But fear not, for there will be a New Gold Dawn.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44A perfect world without mankind!
0:00:44 > 0:00:50The contents of this video must remain confidential, Prime Minister.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52The need to avoid panic...
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And the asteroid will definitely destroy the Earth?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Unless we can stop it?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Oh, yes.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Oh, phooey.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Oh, phooey indeed, Prime Minister.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12The old school spies have had their day,
0:01:12 > 0:01:17and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Welcome to MI High.
0:01:37 > 0:01:43Today is all about a dense object of enormous size.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Fifty Pence!
0:01:45 > 0:01:50I'm talking about the Asteroid K13.
0:01:50 > 0:01:5313km of solid rock.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Can anyone tell me more?
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Julian?
0:01:59 > 0:02:04A giant dinosaur made the asteroids extinct?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Rose?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10This afternoon, K13 will pass within 4,000 miles of the Earth.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14A once in a lifetime chance to see an asteroid so close.
0:02:14 > 0:02:174,000 miles! Pretty close for something deadly!
0:02:17 > 0:02:22It will fly harmlessly overhead, as you'll see depicted in our dance.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27The local paper is on the way to report our dance extravaganza
0:02:27 > 0:02:29and photo the children with the asteroid.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Don't worry, the rehearsal is all going smoothly!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- No way am I wearing this!- Girls!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Come and show Mr Flatley your costumes.
0:02:42 > 0:02:50Letitia is K13, Zara is the sun, Daisy is the Earth.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53We look huge!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I constructed them according to planetary mass.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I'll leave you to it...
0:02:58 > 0:03:04Bicknall the phantom caretaker has vanished again.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07BLEEPING
0:03:35 > 0:03:40This tape was received by the Prime Minister's office this morning.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42The end of the earth is nigh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Warnings were ignored and now mankind must pay the price...
0:03:46 > 0:03:50This has to be a hoax sent by some kook? Right?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53This asteroid will crash into the planet...
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Ms Templeman said the asteroid would pass overhead,
0:03:57 > 0:03:59not turn us into a giant cinder!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02..a new gold dawn.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Sorry, Daisy, this is for real.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08If K13 hit Earth, it would cause devastation.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Dust clouds, tsunamis, winds...
0:04:11 > 0:04:12And a great big hole.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Doesn't the UK have the world's most advanced asteroid defence?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21We did, until Doctor Von Quark vanished, along with all his work.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Von who?
0:04:22 > 0:04:28Von Quark IS the defence programme. His work on asteroids is well known.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30So the bald guy kidnapped Von Quark?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Possibly. There was no ransom note, only the video.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36A real life disaster movie.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40The Government's launched a missile to destroy K13.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Why didn't you say so?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Von Quark's missile guidance system took years.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Without it, the missile has a slim chance of success.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53So this Dr Von Whatsit is the only person who can stop the asteroid?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I am so not hearing this.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00The launch is in thirty minutes. You must keep this to yourselves.
0:05:00 > 0:05:06The giant rock of destiny speeds ever closer, the world is powerless!
0:05:06 > 0:05:14If only those shortsighted penpushers had heeded your words...
0:05:15 > 0:05:19It's the end of the world and we can't even tell anyone!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22That asteroid's going to get blitzed, no worries!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29'You're through to Linus Millar. Leave your message after the tone.'
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Hi Dad, uh, sorry to bother you,
0:05:32 > 0:05:37I just wanted to say, um, hi...
0:05:40 > 0:05:44From what you say, he's a busy man. He'll call.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Will he?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50An asteroid bound for earth?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55We must contact our government mole immediately!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Taybridge.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Taybridge, this asteroid...
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Yes. I was going to tell you about that.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08When, exactly?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12I have been rather busy, with it being the end of the world.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13So it's true!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17What's the point of paying an informant who doesn't 'inform'?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You've got an underground lair.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Won't you be safe in that?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You startled me, Prime Minister.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30It's time. COBRA officials are arriving for the emergency meeting.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Dear Taybridge,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36trusted advisor, we will come through this, won't we?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Without Von Quark, it's a shot in the dark.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42But we won't be in the dark.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Check out the picture quality!
0:06:47 > 0:06:52Blane, before I forget, I downloaded this week's conspiracy club movie,
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Asteroid of Doom.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Classic fifties sci-fi.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Very topical.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03Word is there's a government cover up and K13's gonna hit Earth.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Maybe they're right.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07What? You don't think I'm mad?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12When we said the dance would be huge,
0:07:12 > 0:07:15we didn't mean the costumes should be too.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16You have to change them!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I don't have time.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well, make time, Geekoid!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24PHONE RINGS
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Your dad'll be in touch. Trust me.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36The missile launch!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42The moment is at hand.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47Cry God for Harry, England and St George!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Wait for applause, read next card...
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Er, the fate of the world is in safe hands.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59British hands!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Come on! Let's blast that overgrown rock-cake to pieces.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11'Missile launched.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13'10, 9,
0:08:13 > 0:08:15'8, 7, 6,
0:08:18 > 0:08:19'5,
0:08:19 > 0:08:23'4, 3,
0:08:23 > 0:08:27'2, 1.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30'Off target.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37'Asteroid unaffected.'
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Right, our mission's clear.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46We have to find Von Quark.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48We have three hours.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51The video's got to be our starting point.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Whoever kidnapped Von Quark wanted the asteroid to hit.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Who'd want that?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Someone who wants the world to end. A cult?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03The guy in the video mentioned something about a prophesy.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07I'll test for fingerprints and info on the tape.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Daisy, I know this is a lot to get your head around.- I'm OK.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'll concentrate on profiling Von Quark.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I've got everything you need, Prime Minister.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24How many pairs of socks?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Three or four. Warm ones for evenings.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29The climate will be altered by the impact.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- I'm ahead of you on that one, Taybridge.- Oh dear.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34PHONE RINGS
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Excuse me.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Taybridge.- What's going on?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Just because it's Doomsday, you don't return my calls?
0:09:43 > 0:09:47We're leaving... for a secret bunker.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Secret bunker? Secret bunker! Where is it?
0:09:50 > 0:09:55It's a secret. You have to be a VIP, not the world's most wanted!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59This is corruption of the most disgraceful kind.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03So, a place in the bunker, what will it cost?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Ah.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I've found a cult based on asteroids.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11The Order of the New Gold Dawn.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14"Gold Dawn"? That's the phrase from the tape.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19They're run by a bloke called Reverend Isombard Septimus Nye.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Our egg-head kidnapper.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23We need to find where they're based.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I wondered how the asteroid was filmed so close up.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Look, on the table. A lens calibration device.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32It's unique to large telescopes.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35The video must have been shot in an observatory.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Great lead, team. I'll update the Prime Minster.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Where is everyone?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Looks like the Prime Minister's done a bunk.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Left the fate of the world to us?
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- The Government wouldn't do that. - Wake up, Rose, they've gone.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52We can't stop an asteroid, but Von Quark can.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I'm gonna go to his house.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58The kidnapper must have left some kind of trail.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06PHONE RINGS
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Dad.- Daisy. I'm at the gates.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- You're where?- Come and meet me now.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14OK, I'll be right there.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Think of the panic!
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Those fools in the government will be wishing there were some way out.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31You gave them their chance and they blew it!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Ha ha ha ha!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Dad! Why are you here?
0:11:40 > 0:11:45The asteroid everyone is talking about... it's going to hit Earth.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48My contacts have got us a place in a secret bunker.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50It's miles below ground.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52What about my friends?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Sorry, we're lucky to get a place ourselves.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00there isn't room for everybody. Come on. We must hurry.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Darling, please.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Bicknall?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Sir, sir, you have to listen!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29All the signs are there.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Ministers leaving, communications shutting down.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35It's going to be a catastrophe!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39It will be if we get an embarrassing write up in the Gazette!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Miss, it's about the asteroid!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I'll be glad when it's over.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Daisy is missing, and we can't rehearse without Earth.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50If no-one listens, there won't be Earth!
0:12:50 > 0:12:55And if I don't find Daisy, there won't be a dance performance.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02We have to start building an asteroid-proof bunker, now!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04That's not a bad plan, boy,
0:13:04 > 0:13:07you might need this.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- It seems Daisy has changed her plans without telling us.- No way!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21She's not like the lot at COBRA.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28No ID, no entry.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Outrageous! Surely you recognise your own Prime Minister?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Faces change fast in the political world.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37It's only the perks that stay the same.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Here it is, under your daily moisturiser!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Let's get in before the royals nab the best seats.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Here we are. Safe.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03Just as I thought, the cowardly rats deserting the sinking ship.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07They think because they're very important persons,
0:14:07 > 0:14:12they'll survive in their pathetic bunker. Wroooooong!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18As soon as the doorman closes the door,
0:14:18 > 0:14:23my magnetic lock will shut them in...
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Forever!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Ha ha ha ha!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32I digitally enhanced the background noise on the tape.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35A ship's siren?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I reckon it was shot within one km of the sea.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I listed all observatories in the UK.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Two are by the sea, one of them is five kilometres inland.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Leaving us Salt Bay Observatory.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- The cult's base?- It has to be.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56You'll need your mission gadgets.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59A pen containing an inner-ear distorter.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02It'll cause any attacker to lose their balance.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07This hair-grip emits a deafening noise, useful to distract.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10We're trying to save the world with a hair-grip?!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13If we don't find Von Quark, what about St Hope's?
0:15:13 > 0:15:17I'll bring them down here. I've faith in you.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21The fate of the world is in safe hands.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27This fake Sheik routine better work, hopefully they won't spot I'm wearing
0:15:27 > 0:15:29bed linen.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Welcome, your excellency.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Sorry, no flip-flops.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42This is a smart establishment!
0:15:42 > 0:15:49You impertinent, overgrown doorstop, do you know who I am?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53I am the Grand...Sheik!
0:15:53 > 0:15:57What kind of a crooked set-up are you running here?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Come back when you've got some proper shoes.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06You'll live to regret this!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Why aren't I in any of your solos?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I dunno. Blame Rose.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23We should really test this inner-ear distorter.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Satisfied?- Very!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I just need some air...
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I don't remember you having claustrophobia.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Dad, there's a lot of things you don't know about me.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Look, Daisy, I know I haven't always been there for you,
0:16:48 > 0:16:50but all that's going to change.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53You've said that a billion times before.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57It took the end of the world for me to realise what's important.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- You.- I'll see you back inside.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Keep an eye on her.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10So who decides who's on the list?
0:17:10 > 0:17:11The powers that be.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15The rich and powerful look after themselves.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16What about everyone else?
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Be happy you've got a place in there. There's lots who haven't.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25This guy, Von Quark... it says he signed in this morning?
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- Is this him?- Yes, except he'd done something with his hair.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- What?- Lost it.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39I remember him because he signed in, then left not long after.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40You're sure about that?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Where are you going? I'm about to lock the door!
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Tell my dad he was right - you have to know what's important.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I've changed my shoes!
0:17:52 > 0:17:58I am a very important person!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Poor Stewart. You're not the only one in a hole.
0:18:07 > 0:18:0940 minutes to go.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10PHONE RINGS
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Daisy! What happened?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I've realised I'm more MI9 than VIP.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20Knew you would! Rose and Blane have gone to the cult's observatory.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Give me the address, I need to get there!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25This is where it all takes place.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28We'll be starting in 15 minutes.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32If this is a success, The Nutcracker beckons.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38MUSIC STARTS UP
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Not yet! Still no sign of Daisy?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Put this on. Now!
0:18:53 > 0:18:59Spinning through the milky way comes a giant asteroid.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02She reaches our solar system.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07Yes, there is the sun!
0:19:07 > 0:19:13And dear old mother Earth.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17The Earth,
0:19:17 > 0:19:24only 4,000 miles from the asteroid's path.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50LAUGHTER
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Modern dance. So expressive!
0:20:02 > 0:20:07I'll locate Von Quark, you take out the kidnappers.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Reverend Nye!- Hand over Von Quark.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's not too late, we can do a deal.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Ah, but it is too late.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25They had their chances, but no-one listened.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30..if I was in the middle of the children with the asteroid over...
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Take cover! Come to the shelter!
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Is this part of the show?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38The government lied about the asteroid.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- we've only minutes before it strikes Earth!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Critchley, please, stop this nonsense!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50I've got a month's supply of food and water!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- This way, guys.- Aaaaargh!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Critchley, you are in very deep trouble!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Kenneth!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Look, whatever issues you have, we can sort them.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14But everything is sorted.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19K13 is on its way to cleanse the world of foolish humanity!
0:21:19 > 0:21:24He's not going to hand over Von Quark. He's lost it big time!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Daisy!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Von Quark's not here!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32He's right in front of you. Reverend Nye is Von Quark!
0:21:32 > 0:21:36The old me. He no longer exists.
0:21:36 > 0:21:42Von Quark the scientist has gone, because no-one would listen to him.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45We're listening now. We need your calculation.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Ah! The Asteroid Defence Programme?
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Pah! Those government idiots showed me mankind is not worth saving.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55How can you say that?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59You spent your life working towards this moment, saving the world.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01But I am saving the world.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Mankind is part of the problem, not the solution.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Speak for yourself, domehead.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14Come, we shall watch the New Gold Dawn together!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I want everyone to follow me immediately.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25We must leave the playing field, now!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Hah! The elusive Mr Bicknall.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Sorry, this is an emergency. Follow me, everyone.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Stay where you are, children.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Follow me. That's an order.
0:22:35 > 0:22:41Hang on, I give the orders round here! Children, what I would like...
0:22:42 > 0:22:46We must evacuate the area immediately. Hurry!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Back line first, the rest in an orderly line.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Wait for me!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57You wouldn't want to miss the end of the world.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I'll open the roof for a better view.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Have you got the gadget Lenny gave you? Wait for my signal.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Children are the future, not this!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11The asteroid's about to hit. Get down!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Has it begun already?
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Too late, we failed.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25The asteroid hit Earth.
0:23:27 > 0:23:33Witness the birth of a New Gold Dawn, beautiful, isn't it?
0:23:37 > 0:23:42What a shame you didn't find the calculation in time.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Asteroid Defence Programme, priority red!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- What's she doing? It's all over.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57Er, not quite. The asteroid hasn't hit yet.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00But the devastation outside?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Rigged. Good job you're not into old movies.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07You saw Stewart's sci-fi film hooked up to the telescope monitor.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Saved! I almost feel like hugging you. Almost.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Missile fired!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16The Von Quark calculation will guide it to the asteroid's core.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20'10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,
0:24:20 > 0:24:25'4, 3, 2, 1.'
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Yes!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30'Asteroid destroyed.'
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Ms Templeman!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38PHONE RINGS
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Lenny, we did it! We saved the world!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Bicknall, is this a joke?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48No, Mr F!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Er, health and safety.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Health and...- Safety.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55There's a blooming big hole in that field, it's a hazard.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Yes, but...- As caretaker, I wouldn't be doing my duty
0:24:59 > 0:25:03unless I get these kids off the field before some fool falls in there.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07You may've saved the world,
0:25:07 > 0:25:11but the government stooges in their bunker are finished.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13The VIP bunker? My dad's in there!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I've put a magnetic lock on the door.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18You'll never open it.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25It's password protected!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Oh, Flopsy.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32What a pitiful end for a master criminal.
0:25:32 > 0:25:38I promise, if we're spared, I will give up crime forever.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I've only got one more attempt.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46What's Von Quark's fake name?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48The Reverend Isombard Nye.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- He had a middle name. - Reverend Isombard Septimus Nye.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54End is Nigh! Of course!
0:25:54 > 0:25:59The Rever-end I-S Nye!
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Asteroid alert over!
0:26:13 > 0:26:17- What now? - We go home and pretend to be heroes.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Marvellous! Oh, er... I'll need a victory speech.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Don't worry, Prime Minister. I'm already on it.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30It's a miracle, Flopsy!
0:26:30 > 0:26:35Thank goodness I kept my fingers crossed when I made that promise.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38For I have new schemes.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Evil beyond imagining!
0:26:42 > 0:26:48SCARY LAUGHTER
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Mr Flatley, it's time.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Oh, right. Ready, kids?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Five, four, three, two...
0:27:00 > 0:27:02one!
0:27:04 > 0:27:09Where is it? There's nothing there.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17'You're through to Linus Millar. Leave your message...'
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Hi, Mum, how you doing?
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Dad! Hi. Yes, it was a bit of an anti-climax, wasn't it?
0:27:25 > 0:27:30Destroying an asteroid and saving Britain's VIPs. Not bad.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33I should tell the others how I nearly let them down.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36You didn't.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37That's what counts.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43We kicked as-teroid!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49A good suit ruined. In Bicknall's bad books.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Humiliated in the national press.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53What else can go wrong?
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