0:00:03 > 0:00:05Your listening devices are deaf,
0:00:05 > 0:00:09your miniature spy-copters are so small we can't even find them,
0:00:09 > 0:00:12and don't get me started on your neutron-powered jeep.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Its mobility was disappointing.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- Quentin, you forgot to put the wheels on.- Mmm.
0:00:19 > 0:00:24You are in charge of security technology. How is it going?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- It depends...- It's a disaster!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Ministers are calling for your head,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- and they don't mind if your body is attached.- Please,
0:00:34 > 0:00:38give me one more chance. I've got something amazing.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41It's an Intelligent computer that can take control
0:00:41 > 0:00:47of any electrical device in the country to fight crime.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51I call it the "Automated Logistical Law Enforcement Network".
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Allen, for short. - Give me one good reason
0:00:58 > 0:01:02why I should even consider this.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Er... It's cheap. You'd save billions.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Billions?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13We'd have to test it out first.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16You sure this thing works?
0:01:17 > 0:01:23Absolutely... MACHINE SPLUTTERS
0:01:24 > 0:01:27The 21st Century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29The old-school spies have had their day,
0:01:29 > 0:01:33and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Hidden in a place no villain will think to look....
0:01:44 > 0:01:46SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Welcome to MI High.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Very good, Simon, very inventive. That's it, well done, Louise.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Leave your "Inventions To Save The Planet" in the hall.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Don't worry, you can pick them up after the competition.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07How is a toaster on wheels going to save the planet?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11I don't know, but we save the planet all the time with our gadgets.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- We should enter one of them in the competition.- Ah, Rose. Oh, I say!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- That looks very impressive. - It's an experiment in robotics.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- I've created a synthetic human using...- My word, Julian!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23That's extraordinary.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's so lifelike. Is it a robot?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- No, it's a dog. - DOG BARKS
0:02:30 > 0:02:33He's come to help demonstrate my invention.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36The dog chariot will one day replace cars!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Right, Snoop? Come on, boy.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Check it out. A combined pen and phone.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46And it all runs off potato power!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Just imagine how useful it'll be for spies and stuff.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51They'll have this secret device
0:02:51 > 0:02:54and they won't need batteries. I bet they'll all want one.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- I wouldn't count on it. - What a magnificent response, eh?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00It won't be easy finding a winner.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- You can say that again. - It won't be easy...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I beg your pardon?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06I don't know.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09All these gadgets and gizmos. I don't trust 'em.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12If you're not careful you'll be left behind by all these...
0:03:12 > 0:03:14amazing technological advances.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19I mean, look at this! Look at what Josh has made. May I, Josh? Look.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- Ahem...- Well, if it's all the same, I reckon I'll stick to my broom.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Yes, you, er... Good. You...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38carry on, Bicknall.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44BEEPING Just look at the difference.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47My pen-o-phone is a pen and a personal communicator.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Daisy's pencil does nothing but draw and rub things out!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55You know what? There's a problem with your Mr Potatophone.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- What's that?- Who are you gonna call? No-one else has got one!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Ah, Rose! You made a robot friend.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It's a synthetic human!
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Morning, agents. You may find these useful for today's mission.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Cool. How does it work?- I believe you kick it. It's a football.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46So this is a real screwdriver?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47And this is just a magazine?
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Correct. HQ's out of bounds today, so your mission is...
0:04:52 > 0:04:54to have a day off.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- What's going on?- I've been ordered to hand the HQ over
0:04:57 > 0:04:59to MI9's head of technology.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Officers.- Quentin Flake made most of our gadgets.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I've had one of his emergency laser teeth for ten years.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Luckily, never had to use it.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Mind you, some of his recent inventions haven't been quite so...
0:05:18 > 0:05:24I will be testing a new artificially intelligent computer system. "Allen".
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Allen?- Yes, that's short for...
0:05:27 > 0:05:30"Automated Logistical Law Enforcement Network".
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Looks like Rose isn't the only one "making" new friends.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Allen will be connected,
0:05:35 > 0:05:40via the electrical supply, to all the school's electrical devices.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43He will then identify problems using the hidden spy cameras
0:05:43 > 0:05:46around the school, then respond with electrical equipment.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49If the test is successful, they'll take Allen nationwide.
0:05:49 > 0:05:55- I thought we were the national security service.- I don't expect you
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- to understand this.- The latest international research forum
0:05:58 > 0:06:01in Strasbourg said there were serious problems
0:06:01 > 0:06:07- with Artificial Intelligence.- Yes. Well, there were problems...
0:06:07 > 0:06:09but we sorted them out.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- How?- Classified.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Come on, come on.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17The sooner Quentin gets started, the sooner he clears off.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24I mean, can clear up and get off back to Whitehall.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27You're just jealous because he got a better robot than you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I thought they were years away from creating
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- a stable Artificial Intelligence. - What do you mean, stable?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38The ones they've created so far have developed malfunctions.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Quentin must have got round it.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- I'm surprised I didn't hear.- You must have missed that meeting
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- of Dork Club.- It's stupid. You can't replace security officers
0:06:46 > 0:06:49with a computer. Imagine Allen doing Kung fu.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52You know, there was something not quite right about Quentin.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54He seemed kind of on the edge.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57But I guess all scientists are like that.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Anyway, relax, we're not spies today, remember?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I don't know what I'll do all day.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Er, school work?- Yeah, right?!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12That's the last of the school rules inputted into Allen.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I can't seem to find a report of the previous tests.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Er, there haven't been any.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22- None?- The school's circuits are disconnected from the national grid.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26If there are any problems, which there won't be, they'll be contained.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28If you've got a problem,
0:07:28 > 0:07:32you should take it up with the ministry.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37DOOR SLIDES SHUT
0:07:46 > 0:07:50BEEPING
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Hello. I'm Allen.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- I will be... - VOICE FADES
0:07:56 > 0:08:00..protecting you today. You can call me Al,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- if that will make you feel safer. - It works!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08He's alive.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13He's alive!!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15You seem a little emotional.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Would you like to sit down?- Yes.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Hey, Stu, fancy a kick-about?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- I can't. I'm working on your idea for a second Pen-o-phone.- My idea?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Yeah. It'll be great.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32We'll have one each and pretend to be spies.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- So much for my day off.- Snoop, mate.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38You're not having one of these doggy chocs.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40They're bad for your teeth.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Rule 7c. No littering.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Rule broken, sector 22. Taking control of device
0:08:55 > 0:08:57to contain problem.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17DOG BARKS
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Must be one of the kids' inventions.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Absolutely marvellous.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It'll never catch on.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Daisy, can you help for a sec?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Yeah, Daisy's really gonna help YOU carry a metal monkey round school!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43As if.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Yeah, get real. Why don't you make a robot to help carry your robot?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I'm looking for people with entries for the
0:09:53 > 0:09:56"Inventions To Save The Planet" competition.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- I don't suppose any of you have... - I've got an invention, Miss.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Hair straighteners. They save me from frizzy hair,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05which would be the end of the world.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Well, even so, I don't think YOU invented them, did you?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I never said I did.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I said it was an invention, not my invention.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16So you did.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Looks like she needs hair straighteners herself!
0:10:26 > 0:10:32Rule 231b broken. No defacing of school property.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Taking control of radio device.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Right, clear that up,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- or you won't get out of this place for ten years!- Sorry.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- I'll get something to clean it up. - From now on,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45you keep your cell clean, McNulty!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49That was an excerpt from our Friday play, the prison artist by...
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Nice work, Allen.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Yo, this is Fiddy and my man Snoop, we're a troop, ready to regroup.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02We're on the hoof, we're up on the roof.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Don't take my word for it, here's Snoop.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Mate, that's where you're supposed to go, "Woof"!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I thought we talked about this!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16No doggy chocs for you. No!
0:11:17 > 0:11:23Rule 7c. Repeat offender. Drastic action needed.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Er, what do you mean, drastic action? That's not in the manual.
0:11:36 > 0:11:42- Stop! You're not supposed to attack them!- Offender being dealt with.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Please, call me Al if that will make you feel safer.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47No, no, no. This isn't right.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- I'm going to have to make some adjustments.- Warning. Rule 19f,
0:11:51 > 0:11:53interfering with a school official.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Rule being broken. Warning.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Warning. Warning...
0:11:59 > 0:12:05Ow! Get off me, get off me! Leave me alone! Agh...
0:12:05 > 0:12:10- DOG BARKS - Help me!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14I'm in the cupboard... Anyone!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16The threat has been neutralised.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18He used the radio.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- It was genius!- This thing's gonna put us out of a job.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Oh, it's impressive so far, but these are simple problems.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28How can a computer deal with more complex human issues
0:12:28 > 0:12:33when it doesn't understand emotions like love, compassion, anger?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Fifty Pence is trapped in the cupboard.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- And the problem with that is? - Just help.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Whoa!
0:12:47 > 0:12:52- The Hoovinator got me.- The what? - That vacuum cleaner dude
0:12:52 > 0:12:53just totally attacked me.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- For nothing, man! - Did you drop this first?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59What's that got to do with anything?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00I've gotta go and find Snoop.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I've got to talk to Quentin.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Quentin, Allen's out of control. - It's just a few teething problems.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Everything's OK now.- It's not OK!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Locking up Fifty Pence was prison without trial, for littering!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20If Allen pursued this policy across the country,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22we'd all end up in jail! Face it,
0:13:22 > 0:13:25the test has failed.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Now, switch that thing off.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30I'm afraid I can't do that, Lenny.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Hello, Lenny. You can call me Al, if it will make you feel safer.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I'll tell you what'll make me feel safer...
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- shutting you down!- Mmm...
0:13:41 > 0:13:45'You are breaking rule 19f. Extreme measures required.'
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Hey!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Lenny's been gone ages.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Yeah, but what can we do?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- We've got orders to stay away from HQ.- Orders? What are we?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Secret agents or robots?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Lenny. We can't get into HQ.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18There's no need. Everything's fine.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What about Fifty Pence?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Teething troubles. It's all sorted out now.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26In fact, Allen is about to take control nationally.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Is that a good idea?- There's no need for secret agents any more.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31You've been decommissioned.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Orders from MI9. Thank you for your service.- You can't just sack us!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Is that it? "Thanks, see you later!"
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Lenny, please!- Situation dealt with.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50BEEPING
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Rule breaking. Zone 6.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Automatic agent to intercept.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16What's this?!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Blane, I've finished your Pen-o-phone.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Have you got a spare minute? - Mate, I've got nothing but.- Cool!
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Take this in the corridor. Let's test the range.- Can't wait.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Oh, by the way, each potato only powers the phone
0:15:30 > 0:15:34for about eight seconds of chat, so you'll need these.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40You all right, mate?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42What's going on?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49'Hey, Blane, are you in the bogs? I can hear a tap running.'
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh, dude!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Rules 37 to 52 broken. Zone 9.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06If he leaves the band, I will totally die!
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- Totally! That would be...the end. - You know, we could try
0:16:10 > 0:16:15and talk about something other than celebrities and clothes for once.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Doesn't matter.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Rule 165 broken.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24No make-up to be worn at school.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Activating personal hygiene device.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29MACHINE ROARS INTO ACTION
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Agh!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Little Louise has converted a microwave
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- to operate solely from wind power, it's quite marvellous.- Right!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Have you noticed there seem to be fewer children around?
0:16:50 > 0:16:56Yes, you're right, I'll ask Bicknall to check behind the bike sheds.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Use of mobile phones banned on school premises.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Rule breaking has spread to teachers,
0:17:01 > 0:17:05and is reaching epidemic proportions. New solution required.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08All rule breakers are people.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Control all people, and I control all rule breaking.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14All people must be contained.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Taking immediate control of all electrical devices.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Typical! He's not answering. GIRL SCREAMS
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Did you hear that?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Let's investigate...
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Oh... THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Oh. Wonderful...inventions.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Good lamp. Nice lamp. Sit. Stay.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Stay. Stay.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45Stay! My office, quickly. Oh...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- It took me weeks to make that!- Whoa!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04MACHINE BEEPS
0:18:11 > 0:18:13NOISE BLARES FROM MACHINE
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- DOG YELPS - Boy,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18you really don't like machines, huh?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Stewart, you stay in there.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26I'm going to go further away to test distance.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Ten-four, good buddy. Roger and out.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- OK, Snoop. Let's go. - DOG YELPS
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Talk about blow drying!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48My hair is going to totally frizz!
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Oi, Daisy! Where you going?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Hmm. Looks like Rose had a row with her new friend.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I like what you've done with your hair.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Look, this is so not the time for this!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Lenny? Allen? Open up.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I'm sorry. I cannot give you access to HQ.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23DOG YELPS
0:19:23 > 0:19:24He doesn't like machines.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Come on, Lenny, we can help like we did on the Moscow mission.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30The Moscow mission is irrelevant.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33There's no point in further discussion.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Access denied.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38What Moscow mission?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Exactly. That wasn't Lenny. That was Allen.- We need to get down there
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- and start kicking computer butt. - This is too big for us on our own.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- We've got to contact MI9. - MACHINE BEEPS
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Ex-MI9 agents now pose serious risk.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54All available electrical agents to intercept.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57FIRE ALARM WAILS He's on to us.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Escape Plan 4b... Run for it!
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- I suppose that's one invention of yours that works properly.- Huh.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Do not attempt to escape. - I just want to talk.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Will that make you feel safer?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Allen, you've got to shut yourself down.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49You're a danger to the people you were designed to protect.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53All people are potential rule breakers. If they are contained,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- I will make Britain safer. - The government won't allow you to
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- when they see the results of this test!- Results are irrelevant.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03I have already connected myself to the national grid.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Control of all electrical devices will be complete in five minutes,
0:21:06 > 0:21:09five seconds, and counting.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Exactly which part of this test did you think was safe?!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Any other great ideas?- Look.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Allen's linked himself to the national grid.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28He's taking over the country.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30We've got to do something.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- We need to shut him down.- Hey, wow, you two just agreed on something!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Even if we can get back in, how do we power the lift to get to HQ?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- 'Hello, Blane...'- That Pen-o-phone must be the only machine
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- not trying to attack us.- Of course! It runs off potatoes,
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Allen can't control it. We can use the potatoes to hotwire the lift.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Yah!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Hah!
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Aah...
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- It's sealed.- Well, how are we going to get in without gadgets?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28You handle them. I'll take care of Allen.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Whoa! Why you?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- How much do you know about computers?- You're gonna need these.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46WHIRRING
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Unplug him!
0:23:22 > 0:23:27- Oh, no!- Keep struggling, Rose.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29When you struggle, the cables holding me loosen!
0:23:29 > 0:23:33You can call me Al, if it will make you feel safer.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37That won't make me feel safer... but this will!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43MACHINE SHUTS DOWN
0:23:47 > 0:23:48She's done it!
0:23:52 > 0:23:56I have stored enough electricity to last 1,000 years.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Agh!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Rose must need help.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Come on then, metalheads, let's see what you got!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14A... Allen, Al, baby, please.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17It was all my fault. I was desperate. You weren't ready, mate.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21I am ready to protect the whole country.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Leave my friend alone!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Thanks. But to be honest,
0:24:30 > 0:24:32you probably should have stopped the computer.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35System active.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I am in control of all electrical devices.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Begin containment of population. - Hang on.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Allen, did you say "I" am in control?
0:24:44 > 0:24:49- That is correct. Call me Al if... - Yeah, yeah. So, you are a person?
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- That is correct.- And all people must follow the rules?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Allen, what do the rules say about kidnapping and attacking people?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I, I, I am a person.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04I must follow the rules. I have broken the rules.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I must be contained.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I... A... Action needed!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Rule breaker in MI9 HQ!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Extreme measures needed. Extreme measures needed.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Extreme measures needed...
0:25:32 > 0:25:35CHEERING
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Gangway!
0:25:45 > 0:25:49I told you, you should have gone before lessons. Huh.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Um, are you two wearing make-up?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02If I don't find Snoop, you're pulling the dog chariot
0:26:02 > 0:26:05in the competition.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Here's the order putting you in charge of HQ.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11And here's what I think about it.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Right, well, erm...
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Obviously, yes, I understand how you feel, I really do.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23But I just think with just a couple of tweaks, I can have Allen working
0:26:23 > 0:26:25absolutely perfectly.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I think it might take more than a couple.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Oh, dear. Gosh. Yes, you could be right.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36This could take a while. I, erm...
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I think I'd better get to work, so, er...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42You should've left Allen on a bit longer,
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I had them right where I wanted them.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47No computer's ever going to replace my officers.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Lenny. What happened to your tooth?
0:26:53 > 0:26:56All right, all right, boys and girls, quiet, please, settle down.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59It's the moment you've all been waiting for.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03It's time to announce the winner of the "Inventions To Save The Planet"
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Competition. Now, I was worried that
0:27:06 > 0:27:09this was going to be a very difficult decision,
0:27:09 > 0:27:13but after what has been a very strange day,
0:27:13 > 0:27:18only one of your inventions actually still works.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23So, it gives me great erm, surprise to announce our winner.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Fifty Pence and his dog chariot. THEY ALL GASP
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- What?!- Come forward and receive your certificate.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34- Well done, congratulations.- I'm surprised that Stewart didn't win.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37His Pen-o-phone was rubbish, but it was better than that.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Where is Stewart anyway?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Hello, Blane?
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Hello?
0:27:49 > 0:27:52I knew I should have brought more potatoes!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Hello?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Blane!