0:00:03 > 0:00:09Words cannot describe fashion designer Lorenzo Ferrago's latest collection.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- However, blow a raspberry... - HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:00:13 > 0:00:16..and you will be somewhere close!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Sales are booming!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22We are selling nothing!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25We are ruined! Ruined!
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Which is why I designed these, for your next collection.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Evie Soloman... Work experience.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37I think kids might like them.
0:00:40 > 0:00:45You think that we design clothes people might actually wear?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Out, out, out! - PHONE RINGS
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Speak!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53'Lorenzo Ferrago?'
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I have a proposition.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59A way to ensure everybody is wearing your next collection.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02'IF you have one.'
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Yes, of course I have a new collection.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11You! Working girl. Wait!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Clothes people actually wear...
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Maybe we can explore this crazy idea.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28The old-school spies have had their day
0:01:28 > 0:01:32and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent...
0:01:40 > 0:01:43..hidden in a place no villain would think to look.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Welcome to MI High.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Oi, don't! It's Ferrago. Cost a fortune.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Since when have you been interested in fashion?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Should've guessed.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Ferrago top - £60.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Ferrago handbag - £90.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26You know, it was cool until everyone got one.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Now it's just...- Common?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Who said that?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Beats me.- No Ferrago? You might as well be invisible.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37All I'm saying is, no-one appreciates fashion more than me,
0:02:37 > 0:02:42but this Ferrago makes everyone look so scruffy, don't you think?
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Well, I was thinking this might help smarten people up a bit.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Nice magazine's Find Me A Model competition.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55You really think I could be model material, Miss Templeman?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58For the pupils.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Yes...
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Weed killer. Better mind your back, Mr F.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Bicknell...
0:03:07 > 0:03:08MACHINE BEEPS
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- Cool. You drew that? - No, I didn't. But I like it.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17BUZZING
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Team, meet fashion designer Lorenzo Ferrago.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56To be honest, I'd never heard of him before today.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Six months ago, nobody would be seen dead in Ferrago's... SHE MAKES RETCHING SOUND
0:04:01 > 0:04:06..designs. Now he's launched a new range of clothing that's common, but so much better.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Everyone's buying this stuff, he's making millions.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11He's making money off fashion freaks.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- What's the problem? - He was making money.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19But this morning, MI9 were alerted to the fact that Ferrago's entire bank account was emptied.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Maybe he spent it? I would.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24If he'd spent it legally, there'd be receipts.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28But there's no trace of where the money's gone. MI9 wants you to find out.
0:04:28 > 0:04:34Fashion! Glamour... this is so my mission. Gadgets?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Inside is a spy-camera...
0:04:37 > 0:04:44the image picked up in HQ, or on a screen on Rose's bracelet.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46As for Blane,
0:04:47 > 0:04:51a deodorant that will dissolve through an inch of metal.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54That's funny, his BO does exactly the same thing.
0:04:54 > 0:05:00Monitor the Ferrago craze. Find out where that money's going.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I know this isn't my mission, but can I examine this?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Kind of a hunch.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Excuse the blindfolds, Mr Ferrago.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17But the location of SKUL's base must remain a secret.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Of course, Mr...
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Master. So!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25What do you think of my... new collection?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28How well are these rags selling?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30My creations are selling fine.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35But you promised me I would be the number one fashion designer in all the world!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Look at this chart.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I am still 100.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Out of 100!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44At least you are now on the chart.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49The chemical which SKUL provided will take effect, I assure you.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Chemical? What chem...?
0:05:51 > 0:05:56She means we are running out, our designs are selling so fast.
0:05:56 > 0:06:02And this amazing effect, will it take place soon?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06In exchange for the money you've made.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08FERRAGO SNAPS HIS FINGERS
0:06:12 > 0:06:19We're beginning to follow fashion very closely, aren't we, Flopsy?
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Ah, Daisy! What's the one thing you and I have in common?
0:06:25 > 0:06:31- You've got split ends? - No, no, I meant a passion for fashion.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Nice magazine is holding a Find Me A Model competition.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39The prize is a photo shoot with Lorenzo Ferrago, unfortunately.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43To pick who'll represent St Hope's, I've organised a fashion show.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48I thought it might encourage pupils to take a bit more pride in their app...
0:06:48 > 0:06:54Ah, Stewart, what's the one thing you and I have in common?
0:06:54 > 0:06:55You can belch the alphabet?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Check 'em out. Ferrago trackies...
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- 300 quid.- I don't get it, they just appeared.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I know, I've got five of them.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07It's like we're walking Ferrago girls!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Rose, you getting all this?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Daisy, try and zoom in a bit.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Oi, Critchley, how many of those things you got?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Just the one. It's really weird, it's like someone drew it on.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23He's got one Ferrago cap and one logo.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Me, five bits of Ferrago, five logos.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32The more Ferrago you wear, the more you get logoed!
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Wicked! Hey Fifty, how many of these have you got?- Um...
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Fake! I knew it. - More Ferrago...
0:07:41 > 0:07:42More logos?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44BOTH: Let's go shopping!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47A Ferrago logo magnified by a thousand.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Look... between the fibres.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Looks like something out of Blane's nose.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55My first guess was a slow-release dye.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59You wear the T-shirt, the dye absorbs into the skin, changing the pigment.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01COMPUTER BEEPS
0:08:03 > 0:08:07"Kids all over Britain are being branded by their favourite designer.
0:08:07 > 0:08:13- "It's fun, it's funky, it's fabulously Ferrago." - HE SIGHS
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Like I said, a dye was my first guess.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- But the structure's too complex. - Meaning?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I don't have enough of it to run tests.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24But it's a synthetic, cell-altering chemical that's now in the bloodstream of thousands of kids.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26What if it's dangerous?
0:08:26 > 0:08:34'The money you're making will fund all manner of SKUL operations, Mr Ferrago.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38'Your designs are doing very well.'
0:08:38 > 0:08:39MY designs.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42And are you sure branding kids won't hurt them?
0:08:42 > 0:08:47What?! They love getting logoed - look at the smiley little faces.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50But this chemical, have these SKUL people even tested it?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Great, so I'm wearing something that could be dangerous.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Shouldn't we tell people?
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Evie, your designs have made us the 22nd-best fashion house in the world!
0:09:02 > 0:09:07When I - we - are number one, I will make you
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Evie Soloman, Creative Director!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Creative director?! You're kidding!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17That's, like, the best job ever!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Forget the stupid chemicals.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Design, Evie. Design like the wind!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Yes, Ma'am.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32MI9 agrees with Rose. The chemical's too complex to be a simple skin dye.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35But if we tell the world, there'll be international panic.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40Exactly. Our next objective: obtain more of the chemical for analysis.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Bust into Ferrago's, nab a batch of the stuff?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Ferrago keeps his designs top secret. We'll never get in.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I told you this was my mission.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52A fashion show for Nice's Find Me A Model competition?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55The prize - a photo shoot with Ferrago?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Let's face it. Me, winning a fashion show?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01How hard's it gonna be?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03How are YOU affording that much Ferrago?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05It's called getting a job!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I made both my grandparents get one.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Now, whoever the judges pick will represent
0:10:13 > 0:10:18St Hope's in Nice magazine's Find Me A Model competition.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20CHEERING
0:10:20 > 0:10:24And the judges are the always fashionable Miss Templeman.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Doesn't she look lovely?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Leonard Bicknell, who should be doing the guttering. CHEERING
0:10:30 > 0:10:32That's quite enough, thank you.
0:10:32 > 0:10:38And a pupil chosen completely at random - Stewart Critchley.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Well done, Stewart, on being chosen. Congratulations.
0:10:41 > 0:10:48And so, without further ado, are you ready to rock, DJ?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52(George, cue the music.)
0:10:52 > 0:10:56POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:56 > 0:11:00And so, to kick the show off,
0:11:00 > 0:11:04boys and girls, would you please welcome onto the catwalk
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Letitia and Julian, AKA Fifty Pence.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14See? They are Ferrago trackies after all.
0:11:19 > 0:11:26Next up, it's Zara and Tony, AKA Ring-Tone, HE CHUCKLES
0:11:26 > 0:11:28presumably short for Ring Tony.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Are you two even watching?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Just let us know when Daisy's on.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38And next up, Too-Kool and Mrs Nolan... What?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39CHEERING
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Mrs Nolan, this is a fashion show for kids!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57And a ladle is NOT a fashion accessory.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02And last but de...
0:12:04 > 0:12:08And last, but definitely not least,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11please welcome Daisy Miller!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Oh, and Rose Gupta, apparently.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23What?! I didn't enter!
0:12:23 > 0:12:29- 'Rose Gupta? Rose Gupta to the stage please.'- Rose, the longer you argue,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32the more kids are getting exposed to Ferrago's chemical.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Hurry up!
0:12:37 > 0:12:43No Rose Gupta? Honestly, when people put their names down for something, the least they can do is...
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Oh, my.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Whoo! Very nice, Rose.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55CHEERING
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Rose!? This mission depends on me going undercover at Ferrago's!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06How are you gonna pass yourself off as a wannabe model?!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12All right, boys and girls.
0:13:12 > 0:13:20Now, can I ask all the contestants to join me on stage whilst the judges make their final decision?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Well, it's Daisy for me.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Oh, no.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Too cute, too commercial.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32But Rose! She's modern, she's edgy...
0:13:32 > 0:13:38And that outfit! It's so 'now', it's tomorrow.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Looks like it's up to you, Stu.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Here you are, Mr Flatley.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Ah, the moment of truth. Thank you, Miss Templeman.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I feel like I'm at the Oscars.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Or Crufts.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00And the winner is...
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Daisy...
0:14:03 > 0:14:05No, sorry...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Rose Gupta!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Rose... For Nice magazine.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Daisy, can you shove out a bit, please?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22"Thousands of kids entered our model competition.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25"The winner - Rose Gupta of St Hope's High."
0:14:25 > 0:14:27You must be well jealous!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I'm in Ferrago, home of fashion,
0:14:31 > 0:14:35and I look like Frumpty Dumpty!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39The idea is, no-one gives me and you a second look.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42All attention on Rose. It's called a diversion.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45As soon as you can, sneak off and find the chemical.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Ah, you must be Rose!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Woahh!!
0:14:56 > 0:15:00My bag-carriers, Blane and Daisy.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Forgive Jerome, he has never seen an ugly person before.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Hi, I'm Evie.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08I love that outfit.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11The new Ferrago range, it's exactly the look I was going for.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18Evie, those people will steal your designs the moment your back is turned!
0:15:18 > 0:15:24Now, come, Rose, you deserve to mix with more beautiful people.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Ah, stupendo!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Oh, OK!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Animal! Animal!
0:16:01 > 0:16:06Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, STOP! It is all wrong!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08There is no pizazz!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10No oomph! No...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13What is bigger than an oomph?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17No matter, we are finished! Finito!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19How are we gonna sneak off now?!
0:16:19 > 0:16:24I'd have been so much better than Little Miss Please-Don't-Point-That-Camera-At-Me!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26You want oomph?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I'll give you oomph!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Don't just stand there,
0:16:37 > 0:16:39we are losing an oomph!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Hello? The chemical?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- This must be where they inject the logos.- Not a bad idea.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Kids get logoed, think it's cool, Ferrago makes a fortune.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19You heard Lenny, Ferrago's broke.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23All his money's going somewhere else.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25SKUL?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Come on, let's go. Before she quits spying to become a supermodel.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Before she gets logoed. She's wearing Ferrago!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40So, you ARE spies after all.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Another designer sent you to steal my designs?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Now, Rose, I want you to go crazy!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Pose like no-one has ever posed before!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00This girl is a genius!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04All it needs is a little...
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Ah!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11No, wait!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I mean... No, wait,
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I need to go to the toilet.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22We're not from another designer, we...
0:18:22 > 0:18:26work for the government.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Blane, it's Ferrago, he's onto us!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31So, you're spies, as in 'spy' spies?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34If SKUL are behind this, it's gotta be bad.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- They kidnap presidents, start wars. - Quick, it's Ferrago! He found...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- ..the spy camera, we saw. - We need to get this back to MI9.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Find out what SKUL's up to.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Evie, is there a back way out of here?
0:18:44 > 0:18:49- So much for being creative director. - Please!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52OK. But I definitely want one of those bracelets.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01- BLANE:- 'Stand back.'
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I can stall him. Go! Go!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Rose's friends - Blane and the scary one...
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Where are they? - They were snooping.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39But I managed to get rid of them before they came in here.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44SKUL provides Ferrago with the chemical,
0:19:44 > 0:19:50Ferrago sells clothes galore, SKUL gets rich off the proceeds.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55In the meantime, this stuff's in the bloodstream of practically every kid in Britain.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I need to run more tests.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00The chemical...it's mutating.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06'SKUL is grateful for your latest contribution.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08'Long may our...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11'I say, what IS that you're fiddling with?'
0:20:14 > 0:20:15This?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18It is...
0:20:18 > 0:20:20my grandmother's.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25'It looks like one of the new spy cameras from MI9.'
0:20:25 > 0:20:30MI9?! I knew those children were up to something!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I know nothing of this MI9.
0:20:34 > 0:20:42'I hope not. For us to achieve success, the full effect of SKUL's chemicals must be revealed.'
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Prepare to leave for this St Hope's immediately!
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Aahh!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54THEY SCREAM
0:20:56 > 0:20:58We are totally Ferragoed!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's the coolest thing ever!
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- What happened to you two?! - Some of us are wearing real Ferrago.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07And it's so cool!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Hey, girls, check me out!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11THEY SCREAM WITH DELIGHT
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Guys, are you insane?! You have to take off all your gear, now!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21What's the matter, Daisy? Can't afford enough Ferrago?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Listen, I just know that...
0:21:24 > 0:21:25I mean, what if...
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Please, just take off all your Ferrago, I'm begging you!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Let's show everybody!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38There's no way Rose and her mates work for MI... whatsit.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39We must find Rose!
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Unless you want to be in trouble with the Grand Master and that animal of his?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45You're scared of a rabbit?
0:21:50 > 0:21:54You! Where can I find Rose Gup...?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Magnifico!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Ha ha! Magnifi...!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Take it off!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Get off me! Jealousy, Daisy, is not attractive!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20So, not so frumpy after all?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I looked stupid cos I was in disguise. What's your excuse?
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Young lady,
0:22:28 > 0:22:33I am the number three fashion designer in all the world!
0:22:33 > 0:22:39And when kids realise they can become completely Ferragoed, I will be the greatest! You hear me?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41The greatest!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I designed those clothes, not you!
0:22:44 > 0:22:48You're a lying, talentless, snivelling idiot!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50And you're not even Italian.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52What? How d'yer know that?!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56'No matter.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59'I can handle two more fashion victims.'
0:22:59 > 0:23:02This job's so much easier when they're annoying.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Blane, wait! Stuart and the others won't listen to Daisy.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08But they might listen to Ferrago.
0:23:08 > 0:23:14Soon, every child in Britain will be branded the colours of Ferrago.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Oi, weirdo!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I notice you're not wearing any logos.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24The chemical?!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27No, please!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31I will give you a year's free supply of Ferrago!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Does it look like I need new clothes?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Well...- Tell everyone to take off their Ferrago
0:23:36 > 0:23:37or it's gloop time.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42OK. All right, you win.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Ha-ha!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00FERRAGO LAUGHS
0:24:00 > 0:24:05When they see me like this, even more people will want to buy Ferrago!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Daisy, listen up. Rose has found something.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14You know I said the chemical's mutating?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16'I think I know how.'
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Arghhhhhh!
0:24:23 > 0:24:27The chemical used to just replicate the Ferrago logo and imprint it on the skin.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32Now, it imprints the entire molecular structure of whatever it is you're wearing.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35So, your DNA combines with fabric?
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Sounds crazy, but kids are gonna become half human, half...clothes.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Any clue for an antidote?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Almost. I need a few minutes.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Daisy, bluff. Tell Ferrago we already have the antidote.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55We'll give you the antidote, if...
0:24:55 > 0:24:58you tell everyone to take off their Ferrago.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04All right, you lot, out of the way!
0:25:04 > 0:25:10Honestly, it was one thing drawing on the odd logo or two, but this has gone a step too...
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Arghh!
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Miss Templeman!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16What's happened to us?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18It's all this Ferrago we've been wearing.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21But you said you didn't wear any?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Well, no, I...
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, all right!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30ALL GASP AND GIGGLE
0:25:30 > 0:25:32It's just that they...
0:25:32 > 0:25:34they don't chafe like other brands.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Right.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Hello! Excuse me!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Lorenzo Ferrago! - ALL SCREAM
0:25:44 > 0:25:49Tell them, before you and everyone else turns into walking jumpers.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Quiet, please!
0:25:54 > 0:25:58You must take off all the Ferrago you're wearing.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00No way! We love Ferrago.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02The logos...
0:26:02 > 0:26:04There is a chemical inside.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09Out of my way. Mr Ferrago, I don't know who you think you are, barging into my school like this, but...
0:26:09 > 0:26:13If you don't take off your logos... ..this will happen!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15THEY SCREAM
0:26:15 > 0:26:17My underpants!
0:26:23 > 0:26:24The antidote...
0:26:24 > 0:26:27..if you tell us where to find the Grand Master.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I don't know where he is.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I don't!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34No, it's true. When we visited SKUL, we were blindfolded.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41The good news - you'll be back to normal in a few hours.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- The bad news?- You'll still have the same dodgy accent.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50It's from Nice magazine.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- They want me to write a fashion column.- Cool.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55You could get Rose to model for you.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Or Daisy.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Both of them?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04I've just heard doctors everywhere are administering the antidote.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Kids should return to normal in no time.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10And Ferrago? I hope he's been locked up in a really small jail.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Mm. I have a feeling it won't be the jail he'll have a problem with.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16WELSH ACCENT: Look at this!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Frayed like ribbons!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21And the colour...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23What were they thinking?!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26And couldn't you have got something in my size?
0:27:32 > 0:27:38Now, I know the kids always customise their uniforms, but at least they're looking a lot smarter now.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Yes, much better than seeing ghastly Ferrago everywhere.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45So, you've ditched the underpants, then?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48I can assure you, we won't be seeing those again.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52KIDS GIGGLE
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