0:00:02 > 0:00:04Kids, you're working out with Maximus Fiticus -
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Emperor of Fit, Gladiator of the glute.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Hey, don't be a slave to laziness.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Get up off that sofa. With my unique one-hour exercise regime
0:00:14 > 0:00:19you too can be as strong as me!
0:00:19 > 0:00:24Lee! It's Maximus Fiticus, the man who came to your school today.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Lee?
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Lee?!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31SNORING
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Lee!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38And remember, every day at work or play,
0:00:38 > 0:00:43you can do it...the Maximus Way.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50The old-school spies have had their day
0:00:50 > 0:00:54and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Hidden in a place no villain would think to look.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07BELL RINGS
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Welcome to MI High.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19'Pupils are reminded that sports day
0:01:19 > 0:01:23'will take place at 12.30 today on the playing fields.'
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Hiya.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I'd forgotten it was sports day.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34"Let's make everyone run round a field doing something they hate."
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- We should at least get to pick what event we wanna do.- Yeah.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I'd choose chess.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'd win every year.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13We've got a mission. The case file's already on your PCs.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Hundreds of Britain's kids are falling asleep and not waking up.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18What? Not ever?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Not so far.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24And some of them have been asleep for more than three days.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- That's some siesta.- So these are the victims' schools -
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Southerly Park, St Leo's, Park Lane and Highfield West.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Could be something in the water? - Too much homework?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Highfield West were in the St Hope's Gazette last week.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39In fact, all four schools have been in the press recently,
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- hosting fitness events. - Run by...Maximus Fiticus?!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45The Emperor of Fit. I've seen him on TV.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49He's got this campaign to get kids exercising. Calls it the Maximus Way.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Zara made me do it the other night.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Nothing happened to us.- Maximus's real name is Marcus Chisholm.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00Won decathlon gold at the Barcelona Olympics with 9,060 points.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Guinness Book of Records. These things stick.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07So if he's the link, maybe he just...wore them out?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11We need to know what was in those routines but not his TV workout.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Maximus Fiticus, the legendary gold medallist?
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- Speak.- Marjory Mallory, headmistress of Monsignor's School.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- I'm calling to cancel this morning's visit.- Cancel?!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Nobody cancels Maximus Fiticus!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Well, I'm afraid it's our polo tournament this week,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31and most of our students already have personal trainers.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34But if you're looking to get kids into shape, may I suggest St Hope's?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Is that a school?- Claims to be.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Huge challenge. It's a horrid place with horrid children.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43But I believe it's their sports day today.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- But I doubt even YOU could inspire those kids.- Says who?!
0:03:47 > 0:03:48I will not be defeated.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, not since that Cuban sprinter
0:03:51 > 0:03:54deliberately clipped my heels at the '88 world champs.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Yeah, give me their address.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Gather round everyone, as quickly as you can, please, boys and girls.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08It's time for a quick demonstration of the events
0:04:08 > 0:04:11that you'll be tackling in sports day. The sack race is first up.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15This is a very technical event, I think you'll find.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18And the secret is to rotate your hips like this.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20You see?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh! Oh! Ahh!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26LAUGHTER
0:04:32 > 0:04:34What event is this?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36The action replay?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Actually, it's called the Slow Breath Panda.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Looks more like the Out Of Breath Pensioner.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47What ARE you doing?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Just out of interest.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51The mind is slow like the panda
0:04:51 > 0:04:54while the body moves fast like the wings of the humming bird.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Right.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59It's total Zen concentration.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Get your mind to block out every external sight or sound.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03I still haven't managed it yet.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Right, um, the next event is the high jump.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15Could you demonstrate for us, please, er...ooh, um...Letitia.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Me?- Yes.- But everybody knows I can't do high jumps.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Last year, didn't you manage 20 centimetres?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh... A little underwhelming. Never mind. Well done.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Don't worry about it. Fitness isn't just about doing sport.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Great news! We are only going to be receiving a visit
0:05:45 > 0:05:50from the Emperor of Fit, Maximus Fiticus himself!
0:05:50 > 0:05:56- Hang on, doesn't he do running about and stuff?- Aww!
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- That headmistress character has to be one of my best ever.- Posh? Bossy?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Cos that's not like you at all.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Mission gadgets.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09The gum bug.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Chewing it activates sound-enhancing sugar molecules.- Tasty.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Taste-less! Headbands are so '80s.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's bang up-to-date.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23There's a tiny fibre-optic camera woven into the material.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Anything for me?- I'm getting one of the sleep victims for you to study.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Daisy and I will keep Maximus under surveillance.- I'll be watching too.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33An extra pair of eyes won't hurt.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Any minute now, boys and girls.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, here he comes.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39'And here he is, two-time Olympic gold medallist
0:06:39 > 0:06:44'and now fitness guru, Maximus Fiticus!'
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- APPLAUSE - Maximus!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Thank you. Hello, kids.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Give me five!
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Hoo hoo hoo! Come on, let's do it the Maximus Way! Whoo!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Whaa! Whaa!- Wow!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- That body is awesome.- Haaah!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yeah! Come on, Steve, Tracey, let's go.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Sorry.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Invasion of the Body Fascists!
0:07:15 > 0:07:21Mr Fiticus! Greetings, this is a golden day...ow! ..for St Hope's.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Yeah.- Ooh!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Huge challenge. She wasn't kidding.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Yes, well, I'm sure we've got
0:07:27 > 0:07:31one or two gold medallists waiting to be discovered.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Britain's sporting future, eh?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Yes, well, we're all warmed up. Hup, two, hup... Argh!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Which direction to your playing fields? I'd like to inspect them.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- They're over that way.- Right.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46No, over that way.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Right.- That way. - That way?- Yes.- Right.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Here's to fitness, Flopsy.
0:07:53 > 0:08:01Soon kids all over Britain will be exercising like mindless hamsters.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06And we, Flopsy, shall reap the reward.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Hi. We're from the school magazine and we'd like to talk to you
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- about the Maximus Way.- Why you want to turn kids into bodybuilders.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Right, well, you've got 47.3 seconds.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19That's my personal best for the 400 metres. Shoot.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22What makes your method so unique?
0:08:22 > 0:08:26It's based on the fitness regime of the Roman gladiators.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- They were winners. Like me. - So, I guess Britain's gonna do
0:08:29 > 0:08:32really well in the next Olympics, once you've got us kids in shape.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35No, kids today are lazy.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37You don't work out like we did at your age.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Winning gold medals takes sweat and dedication,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42not sitting in front of a computer all day.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Sport isn't the only way of keeping fit.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48There's cycling, dancing... Walking the dog?
0:08:48 > 0:08:53Hey, sporting excellence is the only way to win medals.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- What do medals matter? - What do medals matter?!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Medals mean success!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Look at these babies! Billy and Bobby Biceps!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03They're what won me gold.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Seoul '88 - mwah. Barcelona '92 - mwah!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11And I guess that's all down to the Maximus Way.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Is that, like, totally your own idea?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Well, I adapted some of the moves from the Roman gladiators,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18but, yeah. Huuh!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Getting kids fit is such a cool concept.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You must have heaps of sponsors.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27Yeah, I do, but, well... They prefer to remain anonymous. Yeah.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Right, yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:3347.3 seconds. We're off. Whoo!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Kids' fitness is a sponsor's dream.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Why would they want to stay anonymous about it?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41It just doesn't make sense.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Ah, sports day!
0:09:44 > 0:09:49White plimsolls, chalk lines on the playing field, the 50-yard dash.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51'Ere, I wouldn't mind joining in later meself.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Would that be wise, Bicknall, what with your dodgy hip?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- And wasn't there that leaky tap in the boys' toilets?- Hello.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh ho ho.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06I do hope you'll be joining us later for sports day, Mr Bicknall.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Of course. The more the merrier.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Are you looking for someone, Mr F?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18It's a cricked neck, Bicknall.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Maximus has a sponsor.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Whose identity he won't reveal.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Interesting. I've been busy, too.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I did some research on Maximus.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Look. "Too Old for Gold!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36"Olympic Captain sacked after recent dismal performances."
0:10:36 > 0:10:38That must have dented even his ego.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47One sleep victim for Gupta.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Sign here, love.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Thanks.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Time to go undercover with the headband cam.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56If he tries sending anyone to sleep, it'll all be on here.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'll watch the two heavies.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00That is so gross.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04An examination could reveal more about the sleep syndrome.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06In fact, who knows what this body might tell us?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09SNORING
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Right, time to unload those machines.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20What, all of them?
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Oh, yeah. I think these kids deserve 'em, don't you?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Right.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Since when were exercise machines part of the Maximus Way?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I'm gonna use this gum-bug on the two heavies.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Don't bite off more than you can chew!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Rose? You getting all this?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Yep, looks great. If you feel even slightly sleepy, get out of there.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Duh! You're talking to the queen of time-optimized tactical withdrawal.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- You mean running away?- Er, yeah.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Teenage male, approximately 13 years of age.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Body in a state of advanced narcosia.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Evidence of deep sleep respiration.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26'Careful! There's no spares for machines like these!'
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Come on! Come on!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33You call this a sports day?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Yes, marvellous, isn't it? - Look at this.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Three-legged race, welly wanging?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Bravo! We have a winner.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41No, no, no!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45You don't have any winners. These aren't even Olympic events.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh, dear, dear, dear.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Teacher can't help you now. Get in there!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Hey! Argh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Daisy, stay off anything that looks like an exercise machine.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Note birthmark on lower left ankle.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31No other suspicious markings except for temporary Spiderman transfer.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Vibrating mouth palate causing severe aural disruption.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- What's that?! - One of Maximus's exercise machines.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39It weighs a ton!
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Nearly all the energy's been extracted from the body.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46There's just enough left to support basic life-functions.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Plus snoring. So where does the energy go?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Right, you kids, get out of those sacks and throw them away!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57But it's such fun! Look, how about the egg and spoon race?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I'll show you what you can do with your spoon!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Ughhhhh!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Heeeey!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Eee-ughhhhh!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Right, let's do things... the Maximus Way!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Start jogging on the spot!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Come on! It's time for a real sports day!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Yea-ea-eah!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Guys, this may be nothing, but Maximus keeps swigging this drink...
0:14:33 > 0:14:36'and afterwards he's twice as energetic.'
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Can you use the headband cam to close in on it?- 'I'll try.'
0:14:40 > 0:14:42He's been drinking that stuff all day!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45And you, Lenny, keep it up! Come on!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Keep going. Come on. - PHONE RINGS
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Just a minute. Speak.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54'Your fellow athletes grow impatient.'
0:14:54 > 0:14:57We need that energy now.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01One more batch and it'll be gold medals galore.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Right, time to hit the Powerlyzers!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09The special ingredient that will give you
0:15:09 > 0:15:12an Olympian physique like mine!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Whoo!
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Firstly, take the electrodes at the base of the machine
0:15:18 > 0:15:20and attach them to your ankles.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23This will monitor your heart rate as we exercise.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27You're gonna have maximum strength and toning.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32Even a feeble specimen like this will be as strong as me!
0:15:32 > 0:15:38And ladies, you'll be able to feel your bodies sculpting into shape.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Come on, Mr Flatley, put some effort into it. That's it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Ah, the young lady from the school magazine.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51I thought you'd benefit from these machines more than most,
0:15:51 > 0:15:56with your muscle-fat body ratio 12.35% above what it should be.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01- It... It is? I... I never knew.- Yeah.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04And if you can grin while you're exercising,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07then you're not putting enough effort in. Now, come on!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10That's better. Come on!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Feel the benefit.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15See the benefit!
0:16:15 > 0:16:1912.35%? My MI9 body assessment test
0:16:19 > 0:16:23must have been totally wrong.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26And one and two and one...
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Well, a few minutes can't hurt.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32..and two! That's better.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36GetFitade, look.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Here in Florida, we've got a great new drink
0:16:39 > 0:16:41and it's brimming with the energy
0:16:41 > 0:16:46and youth-giving ions you need for an active life.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Get fit fast with GetFitade.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53So...kids with no energy and a bunch of pensioners with heaps of it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Coincidence?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57That thing's the key.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Now, let's put all our energy into this.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04And one and two
0:17:04 > 0:17:06and one and two and one...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Rose, there's some kind of battery.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- This is a SKUL machine! - THEY must be making the GetFitade.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Do I look any stronger yet?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Definitely more toned.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Girls, we are going to be so body beautiful
0:17:26 > 0:17:28when we get off these machines!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40What's with the sucker?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I thought it was a birthmark, but it's a bruise.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49An exact match for this sucker!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52So the exercise machines are stealing energy
0:17:52 > 0:17:55and storing it in this battery!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Daisy!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Come on!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Push it, and push it. That's it, Mrs Templeman, keep going.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07That's lovely. Yes.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10That's really lovely. Yes, come on!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12And one, and two, and one, and two.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17And one, and two, that's lovely, come on. Come on! You can do it.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Whoa! Come on, give me every last drop of energy.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32That's right. Yes. Yes.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Lovely, lovely! Lovely, lovely, lovely.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Lovely, lovely, lovely...
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh yes.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Sleep tight, St Hope's.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02Thanks to you, Maximus Fiticus will once more
0:19:02 > 0:19:08hear our national anthem and kiss the gold medals around his neck!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11SNORING
0:19:16 > 0:19:18HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Rose, I'm too late!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28You need to see if the energy can be reversed.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30He's gonna pay for this!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12PHONE RINGS
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Grandmaster? Yeah, yeah, I've just finished.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23The latest consignment of energy will be shipped out
0:20:23 > 0:20:25in a few minutes. Right.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- HE MUMBLES - Mummy!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Mummy, please leave the light on!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I don't like the dark.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Hey!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Oi! Why aren't you at sports day?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I er...got a note from my mum!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30You have to let me go, it's a matter of national security!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32We've got a little comedian here.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Reverse the energy flow, Maximus!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43No. The only orders I take are from the starting gun.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45And your friend the Grandmaster?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Was it money he offered you? - Of course not.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51The energy we siphon off is going to top athletes like me.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54With the energy you waste, we can take performance to the next level.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Gold in every event!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58World records! National prestige!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00The Grandmaster doesn't care about sport.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Just money!- No, you're wrong.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05He's an elite athlete like me.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08That what he told you? Sorry, mate, you've been had.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- GetFitade is being sold to rich OAPs in Florida.- No.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13500 a can.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15The Grandmaster's making a fortune.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19You're lying. This will be a new golden age for British sport!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21If you're as fit as you really think,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24then why don't we go man to man?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26You've no chance.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28You modern kids are soft!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35How about we compete for all the people you've stolen energy from?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37If I win, you reverse the energy flow.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39And if...
0:22:39 > 0:22:44WHEN you lose, I get to keep your energy.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Deal?- Deal.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Right.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Let's make this interesting.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08You know, you both have pronated feet.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Could seriously affect your athletic performance.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Really?- Yeah. Put your feet together
0:23:14 > 0:23:17and look straight down at them and start walking.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- What do you see?- Two feet?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Two losers!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27That what you call the Olympic spirit?
0:23:31 > 0:23:36With or without, I can exercise you into oblivion!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Big talk, muscle man.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oh dear, is that a bead of sweat?
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Is the nasty machine too tough for you?
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Aww.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52VOICE BECOMES DISTANT
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Tougher than a sack race, eh?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58SILENCE
0:24:00 > 0:24:04No! It's impossible!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07No!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09This can't be happening!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21The mind is just as important as the body, Maximus.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24You're too old for gold. Time to face reality.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26But I'm a winner, not a loser!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Kids are the future of sport in Britain, Maximus,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32not the Grandmaster and not cheats like you!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Give back the energy you stole.- I can't.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40- I can't. I lied to you.- Maximus says the energy can't be reversed.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I have an idea that might work.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Switching the polarity on the exercise machines.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- But it'll be dangerous. - More than being asleep forever?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51We have to go for it. See if you can get a response from Daisy.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09He thinks I don't like him, but he really is quite buff.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Buff? Who? Who's buff?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- BEEPING - Rose.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16She's going deeper!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29What kept you?!
0:25:33 > 0:25:37- Lenny!- Get away! It's going to explode!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39It's OK, Lenny, mission accomplished.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42But we need to move fast before the others wake.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Where is Maximus?- Burst bicep.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56He, er...might be out of action for quite a while.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Whoo! Ow...
0:26:00 > 0:26:03And congratulations to Ring Tone
0:26:03 > 0:26:06for winning the welly wanging competition.
0:26:06 > 0:26:13Give him a big cheer, boys and girls. Well done, Ring Tone.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16And so to the last competitor in our final event
0:26:16 > 0:26:19which is, of course, the high jump.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Good luck, Letitia.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Just don't trip, everyone's watching.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I can't do it!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I hate sports day!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Give me that!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Gnaaaagh!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- GLASS SMASHING - Goodness me!
0:26:46 > 0:26:53From here to the staffroom window, that's at least 50 metres!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56That's broken a new British record!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59That's a new British record, boys and girls!
0:26:59 > 0:27:03- CROWD CHEERS - Well done, Letitia.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I told you, just a question of finding out what you're good at.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11And still no word from that fitness freak.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Our plan is falling apart, General!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17General? Chocolate?!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19That's not part of your high-fibre diet.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Even you let me down, Flopsy!
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Is there no-one an evil genius can trust?
0:27:26 > 0:27:31All the sleep victims have woken, thanks to Rose's ingenuity.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Well done, team.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36You look fitter. Was it the exercise?
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Or just the big sleep?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Go chew some bamboo, panda boy!
0:27:40 > 0:27:46I did find the Maximus Way pretty easy, you know.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48SNORING
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Hello?
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Anyone there?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Hello? Mummy?