0:00:03 > 0:00:05Lenny Bicknall, MI9.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Routine security check.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Shouldn't take more than a few minutes.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Just enough time to put the kettle on.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57ALARM SOUNDS
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22The old-school spies have had their day and MI9 must create
0:01:22 > 0:01:25a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Welcome to MI High.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56First ones in school again?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Yeah.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59So have you done Ms Templeman's homework?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Well, I did mine ages ago, but I had to do Blane's last night
0:02:02 > 0:02:05because he never does his and then, he's always busy.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Daisy's in the common room, said she wanted to see you.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Really?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Let him go, or I'll...
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'll...
0:02:24 > 0:02:25MI9?!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- But...what's going on? - Yes, Rose, what exactly is going on?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34They were...bin men.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- I was just asking why they were leaving rubbish lying around?- Huh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42So I'm supposed to pick this up then, am I?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Morons!
0:02:46 > 0:02:51No, I am not a c-c-c-coward.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54I can get my hands on a lot of things,
0:02:54 > 0:02:56but the Mona Lisa?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58How much?!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Well, pick a frame,
0:03:00 > 0:03:06I'll have it hanging above your toilet by Thursday.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Ah! What's the phrase?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Beware geeks baring gifts?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15It's Greeks. And why is it always the rarest vase
0:03:15 > 0:03:18from the most difficult museum to break into?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Because if isn't difficult to steal, it's not worth stealing.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, and talking of moaners -
0:03:25 > 0:03:28our next assignment.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35An equation or a computer, then you get excited.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Lenny gets kidnapped and you just stand there!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41You could have used the Five Finger Freeze? Easiest move in the book.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43BUZZING
0:03:43 > 0:03:45HQ.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47But, if Lenny's gone?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Ah, good morning team. - Never mind that, where's...?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Bicknall? He's been taken off the MI High assignment.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27And in the meantime, there's been a wave of...
0:04:27 > 0:04:30No, no, you're missing the part where you tell us why
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Lenny was shoved in the back of a van.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36That, Officer Millar, is classified.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37As I was saying,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42there's been a wave of similar crimes,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44all committed by Grade-A students.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Rose, you haven't stolen anything, have you?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I have arranged for an interrogation unit
0:04:49 > 0:04:53to come to St Hope's. Your mission...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Talk to the offenders, find out what the connection is?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Rose, Lenny's gone!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Why don't you seem to have a problem with that?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I tell you what I've got a problem with!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04You thinking I'm useless in the field!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Sorry, I need to go the toilet.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13This is a difficult time for you, I know.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Now...gadgets.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18This is a voice changer.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I wouldn't be seen dead in a brace.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26And this stopwatch
0:05:26 > 0:05:28is a lie detector.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I'm really happy no-one's telling us where Lenny is.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Please, concentrate on the mission.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36It's what Lenny would want.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46She's the Head Of MI9?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49What if Lenny's in trouble? What if he never comes back?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Then I wouldn't want to be in Rose's shoes.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Not that I'd ever want to be in those shoes.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58But Stewart is one of our star pupils.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02You can't possibly give him an ASBO pending trial!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'm sorry, sir, he was caught on camera stealing a rare vase
0:06:05 > 0:06:07from the Serinturk Museum.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11But I've never even been to the poxy museum! Well, I have.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13But not to steal anything!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I have to say, sir, this is not an isolated incident.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21We're dealing with a whole crime wave
0:06:21 > 0:06:25involving what were thought to be honest kids.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27But, sir, I didn't do it!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29It's not my fault!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31And I believe you, Stewart.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37It's all my fault.
0:06:37 > 0:06:43I should have been more of a role model, held after-school classes.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46But, no.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Instead I was off Morris dancing...
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- ..waving stupid hankies in the air. - The same crime wave?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01How can they have Stu on camera? There's no way he's a thief.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Come on, interrogating the other kids might help.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Rose? Where are you? - Try looking behind a desk.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21She'll be the one cowering from a vicious-looking stapler.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Fourth finger, eighth finger, second finger, twist.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35Fourth finger, eighth finger, third finger. Second finger, twist!
0:07:35 > 0:07:42So, Billy Snodgrass, if that IS your real name...
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Why would you make up the name Snodgrass?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52The bottom line, Billy - you were caught stealing priceless antiques.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I've never done anything bad in my life!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Well, I've got one lie detector here that says you have!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03OK, I admit, I did steal one thing.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07But it was priceless, I just had to have it!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10It's the one where Spiderman gets stuck in the bath.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Please don't tell my brother I took it.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25So, are you all working together?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27For someone?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28A rabbit!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- The person you're working for has a rabbit?- No, it's a rabbit.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's...meant to be a crocodile.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Lenny?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Rose?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You broke into MI9?!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Now Stewart, the authorities want to ask you some questions.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02But, sir, I didn't steal that vase!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Of course when I've quit as headmaster
0:09:04 > 0:09:06they'll know I take full responsibility.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08But you can't quit because of me!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I wonder how many more kids I've turned to the dark side?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21ROBOTIC VOICE: Sit!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Stewart Critchley, caught stealing from the Serinturk Museum.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31It wasn't me, I didn't do it!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Silence!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Who are you working for?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38This is because I subscribe to Conspiracy Nuts magazine, isn't it?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42You're just trying to scare me, so I don't find out the truth.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Your best friend is such a geek.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- ROBOTIC VOICE:- Stewart, just tell us who's behind all this.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I don't know anything. Aren't you a bit mumbly for a government agent?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56They think I stole some diamonds.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00They've got footage of me breaking into a jeweller's.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- I mean it's ME on the CCTV. - You mean someone's setting you up?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06If I could get my hands on that footage
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I could see if it had been tampered with, or...
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Quick, if they find you in here...!
0:10:10 > 0:10:15Take this. We're going to get you out of here, Lenny, I promise.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24So, a bunch of crimes...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26All committed by total gee...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I mean, really trendy people like Stewart.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31All caught on camera.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33But all say they're innocent.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35BUZZING
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Hello?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yes, ma'am.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42The Mona Lisa?! ..OK, I'm logging in now.
0:10:42 > 0:10:48That was Head of MI9. The Mona Lisa's been stolen from the Louvre in Paris.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Now she IS a geek.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Look at that face.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Magnificent.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I meant the painting!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11I think I preferred the girl.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Uncle, do you know what it's like
0:11:13 > 0:11:15being chased through Paris in a dress?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Oh yeah, what a weekend that was.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Lewis, it's not every boy
0:11:22 > 0:11:25gets to use the greatest criminal invention ever.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28To look and to sound like anyone.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31If it's so good, why don't you use it?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- Unless you're a coward.- Oh! Eugh... Ahem...
0:11:35 > 0:11:39In order to commit the perfect crime
0:11:39 > 0:11:41we have to frame the least likely suspects.
0:11:41 > 0:11:47In this case, head girl and all round swatty-pants, Verity Tipping.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50The police are probably interrogating her now.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53But Uncle Charlie, you said we'd use the imaging mask a few times
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- then stop, before we get caught. - Oh, all right,
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I'll destroy the Imager.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01If it makes you happy.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Look, I didn't steal that vase!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Yeah, right, ASBO boy!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16And even worse, Mr Flatley thinks me getting an ASBO is all his fault,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18and now he's gonna quit.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Good, he's given me detention every week for a month.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Any other headmaster would give you detention every day for ten years.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I like Mr Flatley.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32No matter how much we fool around or mess up, he's always there for us.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35He actually believes in us.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Girl, that was deep.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I know, it's given me a headache.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45I say we go on a mission. Operation Cheer Up Mr Flatley.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oh, Rose, you're on a mission.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50How can we make Mr Flatley feel appreciated?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Right... Ideas, anyone?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02You remember missions? Sometimes you used to turn up for them.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Blane, zip it! I've seen Lenny.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08OFFICER LAUGHS
0:13:24 > 0:13:25RADIO PLAYS
0:13:47 > 0:13:49You broke into MI9?
0:13:49 > 0:13:50That's so cool!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Rose risked her job cos of us.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02If we hadn't given her so much grief about Lenny being taken...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Try and focus.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Otherwise good kids and Lenny accused of stealing.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Maybe there's a connection.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12This lot need a serious lesson in skin care.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Mega-spot or what?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16It looks like a missing pixel.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18This screen must be damaged.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Then how come they all have the same spot?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24When the faces move, so does the pixel.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29- It's always on the right cheek. - So, it might be computer generated?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Weird. But to generate a 3D face you'd need an image to work from.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Like a photo. From a webcam?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39You're turning into action girl,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42and I'm just turning into a computer nerd.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Blane, where've you been?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I need to talk about this ASBO.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yeah, soon I promise, but I'm late for a computer project.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I'm doing, a survey on how many people have used a webcam?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Have you ever used a webcam?- Yeah. But only for FaceBub.com.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01It's what online gamers use to upload pictured of themselves.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I've hacked into FaceBub.com's list of users.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09I've cross referenced it with all the kids involved in the crime wave.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Stewart, Billy Snodgrass, Verity Tipping...
0:15:11 > 0:15:14They've all put photos on FaceBub.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20FaceBub is so cool, you can put your face on any game character.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28So, someone's been stealing faces from FaceBub.com. But who?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31I've tried to find if anyone has hacked into the programme,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- but they've covered any trace. - PHONE RINGS
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Excuse me.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Hello?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43You sure it's Bicknall?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47OK, email it through.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50You do know Lenny's innocent?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Earlier today Lenny escaped from an MI9 cell block.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57And an hour ago he was caught on camera stealing diamonds
0:15:57 > 0:16:01from the second jeweller's in two days.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03MI9 are emailing me the footage.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Yes, it's me.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20You'll never believe what I've just stolen!
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Now calm down.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Just meet me back at base.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Lenny's being set up, just like the kids in the crime wave.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39All their pictures are on FaceBub.com.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Is Lenny on FaceBub?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Exactly. And if he's innocent why hasn't he made contact?
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Right now your priority is to find out who's been hacking into FaceBub.
0:16:51 > 0:16:58As for Bicknall, if he is guilty, we'll find out soon enough.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I wish they'd offer to wash MY car.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12Yes. Makes me wonder if quitting is such a good idea.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Maybe they do respect me after all.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Here, Flatley! - LAUGHTER
0:17:19 > 0:17:22No. Seemingly they don't.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27Bickers, we'll make a master thief of you yet.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Uncle...
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Who's he?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Lewis, say hello to Lenny Bicknall.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42The most wanted man in MI9.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46MI9? We're meant to be framing school kids, not... And you said
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- you'd destroyed the Imager. - I know, but this is important.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Lenny and I have history.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Tell me Lenny's innocent!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Look, the spot on Lenny's cheek.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01The same mixing pixel as all the kids in the crime wave.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Whoever set them up, set Lenny up too.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Looks like a damaged pixel.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10So why are you trying to frame this Benny person?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14LENNY and I go way back.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17We were spies together.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Bickers was my bestest buddy...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22until one mission.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25It was five years ago. In a foreign land.
0:18:25 > 0:18:30We'd just retrieved a microfilm stolen from MI9.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33On it, the design for a top-secret new technology.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36And the enemy, they wanted it back.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41GUNFIRE, HELICOPTER WHIRS
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Chuckers, it's useless,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46we'll never escape!
0:18:46 > 0:18:47We've got a job to do, Bickers.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Get this microfilm back to Blighty.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Or, we could just give it back before we get killed!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I'd rather die than surrender.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Come on, last one back to England's a girl.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Ah! Argh!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Argh! Chuckers!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Ah! Chuckers...
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Chewed through the barbed wire and carried him out of there.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18YOU chewed through barbed wire?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Well, when an officer's down Lewis, you'd chew through your own leg.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25But if Lenny was your mate, why are you trying to put him in jail?
0:19:25 > 0:19:31In his report Bickers claimed it was me who was the...
0:19:31 > 0:19:37- Coward?- Yeugh! Yeu... Yeugh!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Said it was me who wanted to hand the microfilm back to the enemy.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43They threw me out of MI9.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47So, now it's time for some pay-back?
0:19:47 > 0:19:54No-one chucks a Chuckworth, Lewis. No-one.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Lenny?
0:19:56 > 0:19:57He's still not answering.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00If they didn't get Lenny's image off FaceBub,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02then where did they get it from?
0:20:02 > 0:20:07Wait! Lenny could never jump like that, not with his dodgy hip.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Of course. Someone's changed their face to look like Lenny,
0:20:10 > 0:20:11but that's still their body.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19MI9 have started to analyse the body movement of all known criminals.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22So if you're caught on camera they'll know who you are
0:20:22 > 0:20:23from the way you move?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I just hope that whoever's setting Lenny up is a known enemy.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Or we'll never find a match.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29But you can't leave.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34Even if I were a thief it'd be my fault, not yours.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38No, no, you kids need someone... strong to look up to.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43Not the Clapham Crocheting Champion of 1974.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Is it any wonder you've all turned to crime?
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Miss, it's not working. Launch musical strike.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I repeat, launch musical strike.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57MUSIC STARTS UP
0:20:59 > 0:21:01# We're not sure oh-why exactly...
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- What on earth? - #..But we love you, Mr Flatley
0:21:04 > 0:21:07# Just cos Critchley's got an ASBO
0:21:07 > 0:21:11# That don't mean that you should go-go-go
0:21:11 > 0:21:12# No, no, no
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- RAPPING:- Yeah, we don't mind that you dress dead square
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Sometimes have dandruff stuck in your hair
0:21:19 > 0:21:22But to me you've been an inspiration
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Even though you're sweaty - It's perspiration!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27And we don't mind your corduroy jackets
0:21:27 > 0:21:30If you leave us now we'll bring you straight back, it's
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Just not fair, you're number one headmaster
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Leaving us now, bro, would be a disaster.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39# Cos we're not sure oh-why exactly But we love you, Mr Flatley
0:21:39 > 0:21:42# Just cos Critchley's got an ASBO
0:21:42 > 0:21:45# That don't mean that you should go-go-go
0:21:46 > 0:21:48# No, no, no. #
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Well...
0:21:52 > 0:21:56don't just stand there, loitering!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Haven't you got classes to go to?!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00I'm not going to get you through your exams
0:22:00 > 0:22:02by basking in admiration now, am I?!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05THEY CHEER
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I've got a match. The body movement's identical.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Don't tell me, SKUL?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Hardly. The man who robbed that jeweller's is ex-MI9.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Charles Chuckworth. AKA Chuckers.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Isn't that the Chuckworth Lenny's always going on about?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23His old mate! "I remember when me, Chuckers and Ginger..."
0:22:23 > 0:22:26HE did missions with Lenny. No wonder he had a picture of him.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27So why's he set Lenny up?
0:22:27 > 0:22:31And how's this guy passing himself off as Verity Tipping?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Chuckworth's last known address.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Come on, let's go, before he gets Lenny into even more trouble.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40This is it. I'll cover the back entrance.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Rose, this isn't MI9, it could be dangerous.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Expecting visitors?
0:22:58 > 0:22:59You don't let me have any.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Mm... Hmm!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Oh, what?! You can't be serious?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Relax, it's cool.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27If Chuckworth was here, he left weeks ago.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Every minute we chase a dead end, it just makes Lenny look more guilty.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I'll catch you up, I just need to use the toilet.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42SCUFFLING
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Ha!
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Wait! Chuckworth's here. And I've seen how he set up all those kids.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54His nephew used some plasma face thing to look and sound like them.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57And now me. Daisy, you get him.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Rose, you come and help me get Chuckworth.- Wait!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- How do we know that you're Blane? - What?!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06He said Chuckworth's not here!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Why would I say that when he's next door?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11But maybe he just wants me to go next door cos it's a trap.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12It is, it's a trap.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14You two go, I'll take care of him.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16OK, I've got an idea!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Only Blane knows that weird karate stuff that he does.
0:24:19 > 0:24:25So...you, do the most impressive move that you know.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35I don't know, sometimes I think Blane makes it up anyway.
0:24:35 > 0:24:41- Duh! Hello?! The lie detector. - Use it on him, he's the liar!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- DETECTOR: Liar!- I mean, it can't be, I'm the real...
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Liar! Liar!- What's his name again?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I'll take this, I think.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Right!
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Who's first?
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Blane, wait!
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- He's too good, even for you.- Lenny Bicknall. You told MI9 it was
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Uncle Charlie that wanted to give that microfilm back to the enemy.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15What microfilm?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18It was five years ago. Me and Chuckers were on a mission.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20GUNFIRE
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Bickers, we'll never escape!
0:25:27 > 0:25:31This can't fall back into enemy hands. We have to get it to MI9.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Stuff MI9! They're not the ones getting used for target practice.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- I surrender!- Chuckers!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40You can have the stupid microfilm!
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Nice enemy!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Chuckers!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Aargh! Ah! Ah!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Now you know how I got that war wound.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- So you're a...- Don't even say it!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- What, a coward? - HE GROANS
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- You gave them the microfilm? - I gave them a fake!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03The secret technology was far too valuable.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05The imaging mask was the new technology?
0:26:05 > 0:26:10Yes. Meant for spying, not framing innocent children.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17- Give me the voice-changer. - Just surrender, Bickers,
0:26:17 > 0:26:20and I promise I'll let your team go free.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22DETECTOR: Liar! Liar! Liar!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Aargh!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Useless in the field, huh?
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Aah...
0:26:36 > 0:26:40What can I say? It's a masterpiece.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42HE LAUGHS
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Oh...
0:26:44 > 0:26:48If you were following us when you escaped MI9...
0:26:48 > 0:26:50why not make contact?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53I couldn't risk being detected until you'd cleared my name.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- And all the school kids Chuckers set up.- Yeah, Lenny, good old Chuckers!
0:26:57 > 0:26:58He was a fruit-loop.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Amazing what greed and revenge can do to a person.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- Maybe jail time will bring back the Chuckers I knew.- Hey?
0:27:06 > 0:27:11- What do you think?- Your probation depends on replacing the Mona Lisa.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14That looks like a potato with a mouth.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16When do we tell him the one he stole was a replica?
0:27:16 > 0:27:19I'd say that was on a strictly need-to-know basis.
0:27:24 > 0:27:30Mr Flatley, look, an apology from MI9. I told you I wasn't a thief.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- Any moment now and... - MUSIC STARTS
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# We're not sure oh-why exactly
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# But we love you, Mr Flatley
0:27:39 > 0:27:42# Just cos Critchley's got an ASBO
0:27:42 > 0:27:45# That don't mean that you should go, go, go
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# No no no... #
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Don't worry, I've arranged for it to be played on the hour every hour.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd.