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0:00:05 > 0:00:07Over here, mate. Give us a volley.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Oops!

0:00:34 > 0:00:39Child detected. Child detected. Child detected.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46You, child!

0:00:46 > 0:00:51Disgusting creature! Yes, you with the filth around your nose.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55You have exactly five seconds to vacate my property.

0:00:55 > 0:01:03One...two...three...four...five!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05CRACKLING OF ELECTRICITY

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Do you want to watch television, Mr Bear?

0:01:17 > 0:01:22'The schools of this country are in crisis...

0:01:22 > 0:01:26'an epidemic of unruly behaviour.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28'The cure?

0:01:28 > 0:01:33'An initiative of Good Manners.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38'Together we will teach our children to value hard work over hoodies,

0:01:38 > 0:01:40'and politeness over pranks.

0:01:43 > 0:01:49Hooray! Hooray!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52At last.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Someone to put these ghastly children in their rightful place.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04'The old-school spies have had their day,

0:02:04 > 0:02:08'and M.I.9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.'

0:02:16 > 0:02:19'Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.'

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Welcome to M.I. High.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31I'm not surprised you chose St Hope's, Minister,

0:02:31 > 0:02:34we do have some of the best behaved pupils in Britain.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Good manners is one of our core values.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Aw, you throw like a girl!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Good manners and humour.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51One of our other core values.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Mr Flatley, you and I are the same.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Nothing means more to us than the welfare of children.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03So where better to launch my Good Manners Initiative?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Oh, yes, and it was inspired getting the children to mix

0:03:07 > 0:03:09with local senior citizens.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12The older generation really know the meaning of hard work.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Hard work, not hoodies, Mr Flatley.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Exactly. Politeness, not pranks.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24Ah, my CCTV cameras. To monitor the children's progress.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Don't want their good deeds going unrecorded.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Sorry. Hey, aren't you Mary Taylor, the Minister of Schools?

0:03:31 > 0:03:36My! It's nice to be recognised by a young person for once.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Ah yes, Rose... one of our best pupils.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Never messes around.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44(Not many friends to mess around with...)

0:03:48 > 0:03:50COMMUNICATOR BUZZES

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Wait!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Where did that come from? - Flatley must be installing them.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03I hope it's getting my best side.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06I mean... how are we gonna get into HQ now?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Stay there and act normal!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33What? This is normal.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47I don't know what's older, you or the printer!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Get out the way!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Now all that thing's gonna see is an an empty corridor.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Team, the Minister for Schools has chosen St Hope's

0:05:39 > 0:05:41to be part of a Good Manners Initiative.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43That's why Flatley's putting up cameras.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46They're all around the school.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49If we do anything remotely spy-like, we're busted.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Spy gadgets.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Hair mousse?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57This'll come in handy when I travel in time to the '80s!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59It also disables security systems.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03And inside that is a camera which drills through walls.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Your mission is to disable all cameras

0:06:06 > 0:06:08which might expose your spy status.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Team, the entire M.I. High operation is at stake.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Oh, yeah...you're gorgeous... you work it...go, girl...

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Everything all right, Miss Templeman?

0:06:31 > 0:06:38These stupid cameras! Aren't they a violation of privacy or something?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41You're gorgeous...you work it... you go, girl...

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I could hardly say no to the Minister, could I?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49It's not as if the cameras will spot any really bad behaviour

0:06:49 > 0:06:50at this school, is it?

0:06:50 > 0:06:55Well, at least the Minister's idea for a Senior Citizens Week

0:06:55 > 0:06:57was a good one, I suppose.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Yes, perhaps it'll teach them a little dignity and decorum.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02CHILDREN SCREAM AND SHOUT

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Well, there's more to life than dignity and decorum...

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Can I have a go?- This is basketball, not basket weaving.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Thanks for the tip.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Oww!- Oops.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50Honestly, Rose, you're not big and you're not clever.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Well, you are clever, obviously...

0:07:52 > 0:07:57IQ off the chart and all that, but don't let me tell you again!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Don't hold back now, girls...

0:08:03 > 0:08:07I used to be a bit of a wild child in my day.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Really? But you're so...- Ancient.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Kids today...

0:08:13 > 0:08:14you've got old people all wrong.

0:08:14 > 0:08:21I remember when it was all late nights, parties, rock'n'roll...

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- You were into rock'n'roll?! - Er, still am, thank you!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27The good thing about having a walking stick -

0:08:27 > 0:08:31I can fight my way to the front at Crush concerts.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33You like Crush?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Age is nothing but a state of mind.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Most old people are so boring!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Old people are so boring.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Old people are dull! - Old people are well dull!

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Ah-ha-ha!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- What? - Aren't you meant to be entertaining me?

0:09:18 > 0:09:23- I can do a rap if you want. - Come on, then!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31# Cos you is old folk, so wrinkly and scary

0:09:31 > 0:09:33# You can't hear a thing, cos your ears are hairy

0:09:33 > 0:09:36# My granny busts a groove in her Zimmer frame

0:09:36 > 0:09:39# That's all she can do to remember my name... #

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Yeah, all right, all right. Is that the best you can do?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Like to see you do any better!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48# Youngsters, youngsters, here's the thing

0:09:48 > 0:09:50# Life's about way more than bling

0:09:50 > 0:09:53# Life's about having whacked-out fun

0:09:53 > 0:09:56# Doing everything under the sun

0:09:56 > 0:09:58# Youngsters, youngsters, listen to this

0:09:58 > 0:10:01# Heed my rap and do not diss. #

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- That was well wicked.- Respec'!

0:10:08 > 0:10:09You should hear my guitar solo!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Would you like a cream bun?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16CREAM...BUN?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Is he on medication?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20No, no, no! No, thanks.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Got to watch my weight, I'm running in the Marathon this year.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Maybe you'd like a cup of tea, Mr...

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Oi! Watch my homie's suit, man!

0:10:28 > 0:10:32Yes, Stewart, do watch his homie's suit, man...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Give it here, Flatley, you're making it worse!

0:10:34 > 0:10:39- I say, how do you know my name? - Come on Flatley, use the noggin.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Don't tell me you don't remember your old headmaster?

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Mr Bleaze? I mean, Sir!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Adult detected.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Access allowed.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Stop! Stay where you are!

0:11:05 > 0:11:06I can smell child!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Aagh! Please, I didn't go near the kids!

0:11:10 > 0:11:15Oh, really? Is that why I'm sn-sn-sn-sn... ACHOO!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Just the smell brings me out in a rash.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Just give me the tapes and go!

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Time the world saw how horrible and contaminating children really are.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37And soon, they'll all be gone!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I know I make this job look easy,

0:11:40 > 0:11:44but the school's changed quite a bit since you were Headmaster.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Rubbish. Kids never change.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51There's nothing this lot could pull on me I haven't seen before.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Is it raining, Julian?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59See? Nothing but respect.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06You certainly have a way with the children, Flatley.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25'The urgent need for Mary Taylor's Good Manners Initiative

0:12:25 > 0:12:27'was brought home today, when our news team

0:12:27 > 0:12:30'was handed this shocking footage.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33'This senior citizen went to St Hope's, looking for friendship.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36'Instead she was subjected to a brutal ordeal

0:12:36 > 0:12:38'at the hands of these out of control children.'

0:12:38 > 0:12:40'Old people are so boring.'

0:12:40 > 0:12:43'Old people are well dull!'

0:12:47 > 0:12:50But that's not how it happened! We were having fun!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53'One young hooligan attacked this defenceless pensioner

0:12:53 > 0:12:55'with scalding hot tea...'

0:12:55 > 0:12:59That's out of order! Stew would never do that on purpose.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01'Some viewers may find these images shocking...'

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Some viewers may find these images to be lies!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06That footage has been totally re-edited!

0:13:11 > 0:13:14See? They even made Rose look like a hooligan.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16People will know it's been tampered with.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19People believe what they see on the news.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Someone did this on purpose.- Agreed.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22We need to find out who,

0:13:22 > 0:13:26and why they want to make the kids at St Hope's look like tearaways.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29The guard with the tapes... who is he working for?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31At least we know it's not Mr Flatley.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35'Scenes like these appear to reveal a dark truth

0:13:35 > 0:13:37'about children's behaviour in Britain today.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40'Now over to Toby Haynes for the football results.'

0:13:40 > 0:13:43I always knew I'd be famous one day.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- What's going on?- Oh, nothing.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Just watching the St Hope's reality TV show!

0:13:52 > 0:13:53The press are here!

0:13:53 > 0:13:55I told you they'd want interviews!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58THE GIRLS SQUEAL

0:14:00 > 0:14:02REPORTERS SHOUT QUESTIONS

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Do the pupils at St Hope's have any manners at all?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Are they all just anti-social hoodies?- Now quiet down.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22There are no hoodies at this school.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Well, there may be a few...- Oh, no... - But only when it's raining!

0:14:27 > 0:14:30He's not very good at this, is he?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33I think what Mr Flatley is trying to say...

0:14:33 > 0:14:36is that we all saw the shocking footage on the news this morning.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Clearly, much stronger measures are needed

0:14:39 > 0:14:42to teach our children some manners.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45And not just at this school - at every school in the country.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Is every school in the country as bad as this one?

0:14:48 > 0:14:54We will solve this crisis. We will save our children from themselves...

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Come along kids, no need to hear this any more.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I'm going to follow the minister.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Thought I'd never catch you up! - Stew! What are you doing here?

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Someone re-edited that footage. This whole thing stinks.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Look, it'll all blow over.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Fancy a kick about?

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Blane, people think I'm a delinquent!

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Didn't he play for Arsenal?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12'Ere, on me 'ead!

0:16:16 > 0:16:17I'll get it.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Teenager detected.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26You two! Leave me alone!

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Look at me when I talk to you, you disgusting little boys!

0:16:30 > 0:16:33This is the creepiest thing ever.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36You have five seconds to get off my lawn.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Stew, run for it!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40One!

0:16:41 > 0:16:46- Blane?- Two! Three!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Is it me, or is that gnome...

0:16:48 > 0:16:53- Go! I'm right behind you!- Four! - Run!- Five! You asked for it!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Owwwww! Owwwww!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Guess she's not a football fan.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Can you smell something?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Mary Taylor edited the CCTV footage.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30She hired the security guard. I saw her pay him.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Why would the Minister for Schools want to make kids look bad?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36She's fortified her home against kids.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Her garden is electrified.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- What about the pen gadget? - Didn't have time to check.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44I was a bit preoccupied with the "about to be electrocuted" thing.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47It worked. The recording's coming through now.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52'My home is a child free zone!

0:17:52 > 0:17:53'My home is a child free zone!

0:17:53 > 0:17:56'My home is a child free zone!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59'My home is a child free zone!'

0:17:59 > 0:18:02What is she doing?

0:18:04 > 0:18:08'Make the children all vanish, Mr Bear.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10'Just make them all vanish!'

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Did she just talk to the bear?

0:18:13 > 0:18:14She's totally lost it.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Unless she's allergic to kids...

0:18:18 > 0:18:20and she's totally lost it.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Look!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23'In 45 minutes,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26'parliament will vote to give me emergency powers

0:18:26 > 0:18:29'to deal with the bad manners epidemic which is sweeping Britain.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34'These children need help, before it's too late...'

0:18:34 > 0:18:38WE need help? Uh, hello!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Emergency powers to deal with children?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43There must be a reason why she hates kids.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46We'll have to visit the madhouse, see what we can find out.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I'll work on a profile of the Minister.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Team, if the vote is passed, Mary Taylor will have the power

0:18:51 > 0:18:56to do whatever she likes to every kid in Britain. You have 45 minutes.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02There - the alarm system.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Leave it to me.

0:19:09 > 0:19:14- Actually, maybe I am gonna need your expertise.- I knew it!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Yeah...I'm gonna need someone to stand on.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Got it! Hey, this hair mousse is like glue.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Maybe Lenny uses it...

0:19:31 > 0:19:33AAAH!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35These are good kids.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Someone's deliberately making them look like delinquents.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I appreciate your concern...

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Between you and me,

0:19:42 > 0:19:47I just received a personal call from the Minister for Schools.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49You'll never guess what's going to happen!

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh, no...Flatley...

0:19:51 > 0:19:53No time for chatting!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Or don't you want to hear about the special treat

0:19:55 > 0:19:57the Minister has planned?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13I'm not taking any chances.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Aaargh! Aaargh! - Aaargh! Aaargh!

0:20:22 > 0:20:26I'm joking! Just joking!

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Mary Taylor went to St Hope's!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42There's someone I need to talk to.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58She's got the editing equipment.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00But why she's trying to make kids look bad?

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Same reason everything's covered in this disgusting gunk.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05I have no idea.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Apparently, Mary Taylor was a pupil here, when you were Headmaster.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20You must remember something about her?

0:21:20 > 0:21:24How could I forget? She was a bright spark...

0:21:24 > 0:21:28she left St Hope's to go to university when she was only 12.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30A quiet girl...

0:21:30 > 0:21:32never messed around with the other kids.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40Attention, everyone! Now, as you may be aware, the Minister for Schools

0:21:40 > 0:21:44wants to pass a new law to teach children good manners.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47PUPILS BOO

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Quiet, please! Here's the exciting bit.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51As soon as the law is passed,

0:21:51 > 0:21:55the minister plans to send every child in Britain...

0:21:55 > 0:21:56wait for it...

0:21:56 > 0:21:59on a two-week adventure holiday!

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Yes, that's right! Starting with the children of St Hope's.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06CHEERING

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Wicked! Two weeks on a sun lounger.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Wicked, two weeks by the pool.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Wicked, two weeks tipping them off the sun loungers into the pool!

0:22:16 > 0:22:19An adventure holiday, organised by someone who hates children?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22COMMUNICATOR BUZZES

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Did you find anything?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Only some editing equipment, nothing to do with her new law.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Not unless the bear knows something...

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Look in the bear!

0:22:40 > 0:22:41You're kidding me...

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Trust me! And hurry.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58The clock!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10An island? Must be where the Minister's sending the kids

0:23:10 > 0:23:14- for the adventure holiday. - No houses, no hotels...

0:23:15 > 0:23:17It's not an island...

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Blane, it's a prison!

0:23:20 > 0:23:24"I, Mary Taylor, plan to send every kid in Britain to the island...

0:23:24 > 0:23:26"until they're 18."

0:23:26 > 0:23:28She doesn't want to teach kids good manners,

0:23:28 > 0:23:30she wants them locked up!

0:23:39 > 0:23:43- Stop! Don't get on that bus! - No way, we're going on holiday.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Getting out of this prison for a change.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49At least this doesn't have bars on the windows!

0:23:49 > 0:23:52I'll think of a plan B. You stop Mary.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58I've got an idea.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00This island looks wonderful!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02The children are going to be taught so much.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04That's your job, Flatley.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06This lot, loose on an island?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09It'll be like that film...

0:24:09 > 0:24:14- The one with lots of kids, loose on an island.- Relax.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18What on earth could happen to them? They've all got their factor 30!

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Of course, the real winners in all this will be the children.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I don't think the kids will see it that way, do you?

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Of course they will!

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Who wouldn't want to spend two weeks on holiday?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Singing, getting fresh air...

0:24:30 > 0:24:32That's not what you're planning!

0:24:32 > 0:24:37You're sending every kid in Britain to your version of Alcatraz!

0:24:37 > 0:24:38How ridiculous!

0:24:38 > 0:24:40It's a two week, all-in luxury deal!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Then how do you explain this?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46This is the document giving you the right to hold those kids

0:24:46 > 0:24:49on that island, until they're 18.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53They'll be back in two weeks, well-rested and polite.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Trust me, dear, I know what I'm doing.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57I did go to university when I was 12.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59So I'm wrong. You're not allergic to children...

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Get away from me, you horrible child!

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Where is it? I need my inhaler...

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I have allergies!

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Get that bus out of here!

0:25:13 > 0:25:17You said this was a school trip, not a kidnapping!

0:25:17 > 0:25:20But it's for their own good! Oh, I'll do it myself!

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Don't move!

0:25:36 > 0:25:40Those are my children on that bus, and they're not going anywhere!

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Stop!!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Look out!

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Get that ridiculous man out of my way!- He's not ridiculous!

0:25:51 > 0:25:53He's our Headmaster.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00You never really spent much time with other kids, did you?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04I'm allergic. I have allergies.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Right. Only...

0:26:06 > 0:26:09you're not scratching now. And you're on a bus with kids.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14So I am!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Maybe you've just been shut away for so long

0:26:16 > 0:26:19that you thought you were allergic. Your parents...

0:26:19 > 0:26:23they never let you have friends. You spent all your time studying.

0:26:23 > 0:26:29They just wanted me to do well. It was always just me and Mr Bear.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Keys.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44So, this island...does it have a water park?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- You OK?- I did some regression-based psychoanalysis

0:26:51 > 0:26:55- using my own experience of alienation.- Uh?- Girl talk.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59REPORTERS SHOUT QUESTIONS

0:27:09 > 0:27:14- I know you're really old... - But we never thought you was dull.

0:27:14 > 0:27:19You can't help getting old, dear, but you can stay young at heart.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Rose!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29I so wasn't worried.

0:27:32 > 0:27:39"I...will...not...be...a...bad..."

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Come on, Flatley!

0:27:41 > 0:27:43We'll be here all day if you don't speed it up.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Yes, Sir!

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