0:00:07 > 0:00:11WHIRRING
0:00:14 > 0:00:17WHOOSHING
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Achoo!
0:00:20 > 0:00:26Go now, my little carrier, and play with your friends.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Achoo!
0:00:31 > 0:00:36- Project 1914 complete, sir. - Excellent.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41If we succeed, then, you, Gesundheit,
0:00:41 > 0:00:46a humble pharmacist, will become chairman of the largest,
0:00:46 > 0:00:52most powerful pharmaceutical company in all the world -
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Meister-Grossen!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59And why shouldn't we succeed?
0:00:59 > 0:01:03After all, coughs and sneezes spread diseases!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06THEY CHUCKLE EVILLY
0:01:09 > 0:01:12The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15The old-school spies have had their day,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Hidden in a place no villain would think to look.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31BELL RINGS
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Welcome to MI High.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I guess I shouldn't be too surprised my project won first prize.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45First and last weekend I give up for a spy-gadget conference,
0:01:45 > 0:01:47even if it was in the Caribbean.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49That jetpack in a backpack invention was so cool!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- (Way better than Rose's thing.) - SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:01:52 > 0:01:55My Inner Reality device was the judges' choice.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Using gaming technology to explore the brain is pretty amazing.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02A way of seeing what someone's thinking.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Gross! Some of us can already do that,
0:02:04 > 0:02:08without all the yucky body fluid stuff. It's called intuition.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Like, right now Blane is thinking...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Where is everyone?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Achoo!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Hey! Another survivor!- Survivor?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21From the Super-Flu.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Achoo! Ohh...!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Sit over here.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29We don't want to catch anything from that lot.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- You look well.- Yeah. Well well.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Yeah, I've been using this really good new tinted moisturiser.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Where's your teacher?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Dunno, Miss. (Probably off with the bug.)
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Lucky them!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Hey!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Maybe if we all get sick they'll close down school?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Because of the flu bug? I don't think so.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54BUZZING
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Over the weekend an epidemic of Super-Flu has devastated the UK.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30'Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!...'
0:03:30 > 0:03:3270% already have it.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Looks like the rest are falling fast.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- HE COUGHS - Just a tickle.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40This virus has struck at unprecedented speed.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Our top scientists can't find anything to counteract it.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46We also need to stop the virus spreading and find a vaccine.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Here's a sample taken from one of the flu victim's nostrils.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Eurgh!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52I'll get started right away.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55There have been outbreaks of Super-Flu in the past.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- It'd be great to find out how they were defeated.- Remember,
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Britain is near breaking point. You have to work fast.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04HE COUGHS
0:04:04 > 0:04:06So many staff off sick!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Looks like we'll be running this show on our own today.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- No change there, then(!)- No.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Well, I'll try and organise some cover.- Yeah.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16HE COUGHS
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Well, you don't look well yourself. Shouldn't you go home?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24No, Miss Templeman, the captain never leaves his ship.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Anyway, I'd like to let you into a little secret.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32The St Hope's record for continuous teaching attendance
0:04:32 > 0:04:36was set by Mrs Kilpatrick from 1979 to 1999.
0:04:36 > 0:04:43If I can get through to 4pm today, the record and the trophy is mine!
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Great! But we are very busy.
0:04:47 > 0:04:53Today is the day of the St John Ambulance First Aid Assessment.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Maybe we should cancel?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Nonsense. The Assessor isn't due till eleven.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Just give them some last minute revision, all right?- Right.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, Miss Templeman?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09I don't suppose there's any chance of a hot lemony drink before you go?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Fine.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Five million throat lozenges?!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Two million decongestants?!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Not a problem. Thank you!
0:05:23 > 0:05:29You were right, Gesundheit, pharmaceuticals IS where it's at.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34People everywhere are buying our cold remedies,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37which won't cure them, of course.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42Just keep them well enough to buy even more of our products.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46As our Infectometer shows! HE CHUCKLES EVILLY
0:05:46 > 0:05:49This is such an aggressive strain.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53It attacks the body's immune system by making it switch itself off.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Wow! Here's a familiar headline!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59This 1914 virus attacked the immune system too.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01How did THEY defeat it?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05This geezer called Theodore Tilbury managed to stop the pandemic
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- in its tracks. He created a vaccine.- Cool!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11So we can just use the same vaccine, right?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Wrong. Vaccines don't last that long.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16What we need is the formula he used to make it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20His papers are kept somewhere called the Museum of Infectious Diseases.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22They'll have a copy.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26What loser would go to a museum of infections?!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30You two go, I want to finish studying this virus.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Gadgets. Sat-nav shoes.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40Type in a map reference and they'll show you the quickest route.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45False eyelashes. Flash them and they'll disarm a security camera.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Nice.- Safe!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Aaargh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Ready, ready... Oof!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55SHE LAUGHS Yeah...safe!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00SHOES BUZZ
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Look, twinkle-toes, turn off the shoes if they're too complicated.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Make-It-Sparkle Cleaning Company.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25What, again?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Well, we are known for our infectious enthusiasm.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Not to be sneezed at.- Go on then.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Something in your eye?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I'm disarming the security camera that you failed to spot.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- SHE SCREAMS - Sshh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28SHE SCREAMS
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Can you get a grip? It's just a museum!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Yeah, full of freak show exhibits!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'm good with most things, but not body stuff.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40And, like, seeing the squidgy bits.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Eurgh!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Hey! It's Tilbury.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49And his wife... Ailsa.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54He sure got the best part of that bargain!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Can we forget about the trivia and concentrate on finding the files?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00OK.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11SHE GASPS Tilbury's archive!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Fantastic!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19No, it isn't. All the files relating to the 1914 virus are missing!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24Oh, no, Stewart has had a heart attack!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Someone agreed to go on a date with him, then(!)
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- THEY GIGGLE - It wasn't me!
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- Chest compression's what's needed. - If we could let the children answer.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Now, who would like to save Stewart's life?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Daisy, you have to see this!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh, yuck!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Isn't that Tilbury?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Why's he standing there like a tinned sardine?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I thought he was dead.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09No, it looks like he's been cryogenically frozen.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10It'll never catch on.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Look, the info's gone.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16But this is Tilbury, the one guy who knows about the vaccine.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- So?- The formula could be locked in his brain. If we can get back to HQ,
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Rose could use her invention to get the information out.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29No way! I draw the line at body-snatching!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Listen, I'm taking him, whether you like it or not.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34ALARM BLARES
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Intruders?!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40They're in the museum!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Find out who it is!
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- But- I- can't...- At once!
0:10:58 > 0:11:03Coming in here, bringing their germs and infections!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Do we take him or not? - Yes... No... I don't know!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- If we could have a decision here? - This is complete madness!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Someone's coming!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23FOOTSTEPS
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- That was close.- Yeah. Nice work with the shoes.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46SHOES BUZZ
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You fool, they've stolen Tilbury!
0:11:53 > 0:11:58This must be linked to Project 1914. Someone is on to us!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- What do we do?!- We? This is down to you, Gesundheit.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Get out there and bring back Tilbury!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Out? Outside?!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11But the germs...!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13The Super-Flu virus is out there!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Then I would suggest you are quick about it!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19How will I find the body?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Follow those cleaners!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Go!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36How are we gonna get back to HQ?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- There won't be any buses.- Being spies that can't drive really sucks.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43BOTH: Taxi!
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Ow! Oh...!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05St Hope's High, please, mate.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What happened to your mate? - Nothing. He's just chilling.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20You really need to take it easy, Kenneth.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I know you want to break the record, but I think you should go home.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- No, I have to win the trophy. - Please stay in the staffroom.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35You might want the record, but no-one wants your flu.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Ohh...!- Sit down.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Oof!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Erm... May I?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44The supply teacher doesn't look too well, either.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I'll make him a cuppa, might pull him round a bit.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Eurgh...!
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Sugar?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh...
0:14:23 > 0:14:26WIND BLOWS
0:14:36 > 0:14:41What a nightmare! Taxi cost 20 quid, he weighs a ton.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Tilbury's files were missing.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46But we thought you could use your inner reality thing
0:14:46 > 0:14:48to extract the formula from his brain.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51HE thought that. I think it's crazy.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58The way my invention works, I would have to go inside his mind.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Literally. Which would be too dangerous.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- I agree.- No, no, the technology is untested,
0:15:02 > 0:15:05but there's no reason why it shouldn't work.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08What choice do we have? Britain is on the verge of collapse!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Getting that vaccine formula is the only way.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Lenny, my invention won top prize because the logic works.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Oh, there you are! We've been waiting for you with all the bodies.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31There's more than one?!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Yes! The children have been busy all morning.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Come on.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Inner Reality maps the mind like levels of a computer game.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44I've planned my route. Finding the vaccine should be straightforward.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47But we know nothing about Tilbury, or how he thinks!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I'm going to the left hemisphere.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51That's where the factual info gets stored.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54His memory of the vaccine should be there.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55But you don't know for sure!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58His mind isn't like one of Stewart's computer games.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02It's full of emotions and memories and millions of different feelings.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07- And your machine is unproven. - Sometimes you have to take chances.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm using the nostrils as a contact point,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12cos that's where the nerves are most sensitive.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15I then hook up the Inner Reality generator,
0:16:15 > 0:16:16connecting my mind to his.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21- At least let me profile Tilbury first.- What if there's a problem?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25This monitor will show how my body's coping with the strain.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28It's still not a proper exit strategy, is it?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30What if you get trapped in there?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Look, I'll be back with the formula before you can say,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35"Award-winning spy gadget."
0:16:37 > 0:16:39'I'm going straight to the left hemisphere...'
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Guys, I'm not sure if you can hear this or not,
0:16:47 > 0:16:52but, I think I'm at the entrance to Tilbury's mind.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55TILBURY'S HEART BEATS
0:16:58 > 0:17:00It's not what I expected.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Er... I'm going to try and find the left hemisphere.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Tilbury. We need to know more about this guy. Apart from the fact
0:17:13 > 0:17:15he's got more facial hair than a werewolf.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Her heart rate's up!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Look! She's under stress in there!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Tilbury's defrosting! If his mind became active again
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- that could put Rose in danger.- We need to keep him cold.- Frozen peas!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Ah! What happened?!
0:17:41 > 0:17:4550 Pence it's a lorry driver. He's had a stroke,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48and his truck has hit Stewart, who has fallen on Letitia,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50breaking both her legs.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Don't forget me, Miss. I got bitten by a squirrel with rabies.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58We have tried to recreate every accident you can think of.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00COUGHING
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Not again! This really isn't helping anyone!
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- SHE BLOWS HER NOSE LOUDLY - Miss... I don't feel good.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I, erm...
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I need my...
0:18:15 > 0:18:17red pen!
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- Achoo! - HE COUGHS
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Ohhh...!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Please let me come back!
0:18:26 > 0:18:30It's terrible here, everyone is sick!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33'And they don't put their hands over their mouths!'
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Our plan is working. Profits are soaring.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42But if you return without Tilbury, the doors here
0:18:42 > 0:18:47will remain locked, and you will be out there...
0:18:47 > 0:18:50'forever!'
0:18:50 > 0:18:52No! Please! Not that!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01I've handed out the assessment papers!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16I've reached the left hemisphere, but the mind map I did is useless.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I'm having to guess.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20GIGGLING
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I think I've just seen the young Tilbury.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27It must be a childhood memory.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Stay cool, mate. Please!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Rose's heart beat shouldn't be 210 beats per minute!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I'm gonna get her out.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Wait! There's something you have to tell her! Look at this!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51'I'm gonna get her out...'
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- They're just Tilbury's memories.- How come his brain looks like St Hope's?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I don't know. It's not supposed to!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12It must be the meld between our brains and his.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- His body's defrosted. We need to get out.- No way!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18If our classrooms are the sections of his brain,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21then let's try the science lab. The formula is here somewhere.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36SOMEONE SNEEZES
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Have they passed?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yes, top marks all round.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44If I was sick, I'd come here.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Oh...!
0:21:23 > 0:21:27ALARM BLARES
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Doctor Tilbury!
0:21:34 > 0:21:39I'm a fellow scientist. Your vaccine is needed again.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48It's locked.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I know why they're in trouble!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54WWI began the day Tilbury's vaccine was distributed.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58He never got the credit he deserved, which left him pretty twisted.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You're not going in! Why take the risk?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Better to get Rose and Blane out! - Tilbury won't give us the vaccine,
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- but there's someone who might help. - That's the last set of connectors.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I can't follow you in! No-one can!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Come on, Daisy, mind over matter.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25LIFT DOORS OPEN
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Oh!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Hm...
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Let me guess.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35The man who created the Super-Flu?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Please, I have my orders.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Tilbury must be returned.- Says who?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- The Grandmaster?- A great man.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47He paid for me to recreate the 1914 strain.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51And together, we'll make a fortune in flu remedies!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Over my dead body!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Whoa! Oh...!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Took a leaf out of your book, Kung Fu-man!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- What about your yucky body phobia? - What is it they say?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24"Laugh in the face of fear. Tweak the nose of terror." Now let's go!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Why are we going this way?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Cos the answer's in the emotional part of Tilbury's brain.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I'm guessing that's the art room!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38You could be right, it's worth a try.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40You don't understand!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I can't leave empty-handed!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Aaargh!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Achoo!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Eurgh!
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Tilbury didn't work alone. His wife was a scientist too,
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- they worked as a team. - It's Tilbury's wife!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10He fell out of love with the world, but...she didn't.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18The formula!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21DOOR OPENS
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Not this time, fuzz face!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Run for it!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Get back!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36And cover your mouth when you sneeze!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Achoo!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43So, we don't like germs, do we?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48HE SCREAMS
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Ahh...!
0:24:52 > 0:24:53I think I've got it.
0:24:53 > 0:24:58Rose, you never forget facts. Now would not be a good time to start!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Where's Blane? WHOOSH
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Ooh! Ooh...! Nyeeargh!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Must hold on.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11- Achoo!- Oh!
0:25:15 > 0:25:16No!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Not a dripping nose! It can't be!
0:25:20 > 0:25:24I have taken every precaution!
0:25:26 > 0:25:2838.2. Oh...!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I'm burning up!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33No!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36HE SOBS
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Let's go!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45THEY GASP
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- Are you OK?- I've got a 68 digit formula in my mind,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52can we please call the Government Super-Flu Unit? Fast!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Chief Medical Officer?
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Excellent, Rose Gupta here.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Who's the cry-baby? - He's a SKUL agent.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Colds go straight to my chest!
0:26:05 > 0:26:10- Why did he make me come here?- It was the Grandmaster's very own Cold War.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12There's a squad on its way to arrest him.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16I'll make sure Tilbury and Ailsa get the praise they deserved.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20You deserve a bit of praise too. Inner Reality thing - amazing.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21No, I need to rework it.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Daisy was right. The brain's not only about facts and data.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29And maybe the human body isn't quite as yucky as I thought.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32But I am never getting up anyone's nose again!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Achoo!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Achoo!
0:26:39 > 0:26:40It's four o'clock!
0:26:40 > 0:26:44You're officially the healthiest teacher in the history of St Hope's!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48- Hooray...!- And we have passed the First Aid Assessment.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50We can all go home!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52ALL: Yeah...! THEY ALL COUGH
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Ohh...!- Ooh!
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Kenneth...! Kenneth...?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00- Ah!- Ooh!
0:27:00 > 0:27:05- MOBILE PHONE BUZZES - Oh, sorry. I seem to have a message.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- BEEP - 'Mr O'Grady here.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10'Sorry I missed the first-aid assessment today.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12'Touch of that flu that's going round.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14'I hope you get this message in time.'
0:27:14 > 0:27:17< HE GROANS AND COUGHS
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Achoo!
0:27:21 > 0:27:25I escaped just in time, General Flopsy,
0:27:25 > 0:27:30but I think I've caught Gesundheit's flu in the process.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32TV: 'The worst of the outbreak seems to be over.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36'The new vaccine is being distributed nationally.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38'These children were among the first few...'
0:27:38 > 0:27:43Oh, how I hate to see happy, healthy people!
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Oh... I don't like the look of that moist nose.
0:27:47 > 0:27:52And your eyes are looking a little pink, too.
0:27:52 > 0:27:57I do hope you're not becoming a hot-cross bunny!