0:00:14 > 0:00:15ZAPPING
0:00:21 > 0:00:22ZAPPING
0:00:41 > 0:00:43You're a rubbish shot, anyway.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Oooh.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Frank? Should've guessed.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12No point being head of training
0:01:12 > 0:01:15if you don't get your boots dirty, now and then.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16What's with the Aztec headgear?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19What, this? Oh, I just wanted to look like
0:01:19 > 0:01:21one of those Latino wrestlers you kids are all into.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Did you have to deploy a tank against me?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29I don't know why you're complaining. You've had six weeks holiday!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33And you've topped the training review again. With a record score!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35'Now, get back to school.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36'Daisy and Blane have gone -
0:01:36 > 0:01:39'your two new team-mates are waiting in class.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40'See if you spot them.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43PUPILS CHATTER
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Welcome back, boys and girls.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47A new year, and a new term.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Now, register.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52HE SIGHS
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Davina Berry?
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Yeah.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Donovan Butler?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Yeah.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01TEACHER SIGHS
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Oscar Cole?- Huh?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Avril Franklin?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Yes.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Rose Gupta?- Yes, sir.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hello, Rose.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Timothy Hinklebottom?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19MOBILE PLAYS TUNE
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Be upstanding, for His Coolness.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Scoop Doggy.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Coat! - HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I like to chill, but I'm picking up a breeze in here.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39CLATTERING
0:02:39 > 0:02:41CHILDREN LAUGH
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Carrie Stewart?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Here.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46(And this one...)
0:02:46 > 0:02:48(was for the beam exercise.)
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Frank must have been joking.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52LOW BEEPING
0:02:55 > 0:02:56SHE SIGHS
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Sir? I need to take this month's rainfall readings.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00All right, Rose.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14BEEPING
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's called deep cover?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33KLAXON SOUNDS
0:03:34 > 0:03:35BELL RINGS
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Hello?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Frank!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Control explosion. - CLATTERING
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Daisy and Blane weren't the only ones reassigned.- Where are they?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20They're heading up Unit Alpha -
0:04:20 > 0:04:22training more young spies like yourselves.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24We may be a new and untested team,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27but the world's villains won't know what's hit them.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32Rose's brilliant mind has already saved the UK on countless occasions.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Carrie's not just a top gymnast -
0:04:34 > 0:04:37put her against kung fu monks and she'll eat them for breakfast.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Only if I'm hungry.- Oscar.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Speaks 14 languages, specialist in surveillance,
0:04:43 > 0:04:44expert in deep-cover ops -
0:04:44 > 0:04:47his Mum was one of MI9's top agents.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Your mother's a spy?- And so's mine.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50But...not for the Government.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Right.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Don't you want to know about your first mission together?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Old-school spies have had their day,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Hidden in a place no villain will think to look...
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Welcome to MI High.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28The world's great monuments are being defaced -
0:05:28 > 0:05:30you're the only ones that can save them.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33They're being covered in provocative artwork.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34It mocks the host country,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37or says the UK's got something much better.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Do we have a suspect? - They're signed -
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- by British graffiti artist, name of Kranky.- He's famous -
0:05:43 > 0:05:44for no-one knowing who he is.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I guess the nations involved are angry with Britain?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Very! And we can't have that.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52There's a world conference coming up.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55The countries need to work together to defeat The Grand Master.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58We want everyone to sign an anti-SKUL treaty.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01With everyone blaming Britain for the graffiti, there's no chance!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- So, you want us to find Kranky? - And stop him.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07And his...aerosol. Exactly.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11To help, MI9 has sent this new gadget.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15This is great.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16The Rumbler.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Attach it to the palm of your hand...
0:06:18 > 0:06:19BEEPING
0:06:19 > 0:06:21..and it sends secret text messages.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23BUZZING
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- There's a small vibration alert. - That is so clever!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30The anti-SKUL treaty needs to be signed in six hours.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32It's a tight deadline - let's go.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Mmm. Yes. Yes.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Her CV was most impressive.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Oh!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47ALL: Oh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Oh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53BOY SCREAMS
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Ha, not that there's any trouble to shoot here, of course.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Oh!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Morning, Flatley. I'm Mrs King.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Your new deputy head.- Oh.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Pleased to meet you.- Now,
0:07:08 > 0:07:12a new curriculum, more suited to our needs.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I've suggested we scrap Art lessons,
0:07:14 > 0:07:16and concentrate instead on the three Rs.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Umm...reading, rhyming and...running?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Reading, writing and arithmetic.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27It's time we equipped these kids for the real world.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Here at St Hope's, we don't believe in restricting our ambitions.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37For us, the sky is the limit.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Last year's exam results... were the limit.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42BELL RINGS
0:07:42 > 0:07:43HE TUTS
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Mrs King. Expression... is what young minds need!
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Hmm?
0:07:48 > 0:07:49SHE SIGHS
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Oh.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59You have done well.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02I have one last commission for you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:08It will totally destroy the reputation of the talentless Kranky,
0:08:08 > 0:08:13and make Britain the pariah of the civilised world...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15PHONE BEEPS
0:08:15 > 0:08:20..ensuring their anti-SKUL treaty is never signed.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24HE GIVES AN EVIL LAUGH
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Kranky's graffiti is made with an aerosol.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31SPRAY HISSES
0:08:33 > 0:08:37The particle distribution pattern tells me he's left-handed.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- SHE CLEARS HER THROAT - Yuck, fumes.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43He always sprays the same distance from the object.
0:08:43 > 0:08:450.3 metres.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Everything's done with a Zambro brand car spray,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- with ultra-fine nozzle.- Wow.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Rose, that's amazing.- Sorry. But it doesn't prove anything.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57It could easily be someone faking Kranky's style.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- He kind of does have a point. - Thanks(!)
0:08:59 > 0:09:01And I thought I knew a little about spying.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05But so do we. We passed our training programme with flying colours.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Training isn't fieldwork.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Arguing won't get us anywhere. Let's focus on the mission.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I'm confident the artist making the graffiti is Kranky.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17If Rose is right, then we need to flush Kranky out.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Before he sets the whole world against us.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Fail! Fail! Fail!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Look. A new initiative to nurture the creativity of our youngsters.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30A 2% pass rate in written English?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35I'm entering their paintings into the National Schools Art Contest.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38So, eyes open for any budding Picassos, please.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43My proposed new timetable, focusing on the three Rs.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46HE WHIMPERS
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Why don't we have a challenge?
0:09:50 > 0:09:55If a pupil from St Hope's wins a prize in your art competition,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58we'll continue with the old curriculum.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59And if not?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01We do things...my way.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04A wager!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06How exciting!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Hours of research -
0:10:10 > 0:10:15all we've come up with is Kranky's allergic to seafood. So not useful.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18We might know more if one of us went graffing with Scoop Doggy.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Scoop? He can't even spell his own initials.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24We're looking in the wrong circles.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- You've got a better plan, I suppose? - Actually, I have.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Kranky's first famous piece was called Wardrobe With Attitude.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33'He always regretted selling it.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36'I've arranged for it to be put on display with some of his other work.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39'He won't be able to resist coming to see it again.'
0:10:39 > 0:10:41How come Oscar gets to be the owner?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Right, got your Rumbler gadget?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Let's split up.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02The crackers with, um, blackcurrant jam are good.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05It's called caviar.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Tell me, what do you, an ordinary little person,
0:11:10 > 0:11:12make of this...so-called art?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15BEEPING
0:11:15 > 0:11:16BUZZING
0:11:17 > 0:11:20No need to be nervous, dear, I just want an opinion.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I'm an art critic, you see.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23(Excuse me.)
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Talentless nobody.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28This belongs in a skip, not a gallery.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38SHE COUGHS
0:11:47 > 0:11:49BEEPING
0:11:49 > 0:11:50BUZZING
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Can we help you?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I was just trying to score a few snacks.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02I'm a student.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Sorry.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Tuck in. The gallery is loaded.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09BEEPING
0:12:09 > 0:12:11BUZZING
0:12:18 > 0:12:20What if he doesn't show?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23He'll show.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29That's very good. Excellent use of colour!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35That's the spirit, Timothy.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37FLATLEY CHUCKLES
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Art...will triumph.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Oooh.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Horrid, spooky scarecrow.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- HE CHUCKLES - It's Oscar.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Ah.- I'm trying to paint what's on the inside.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Oh.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52HE CHUCKLES
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Mrs King! Ha-ha.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Some real talent flowering here.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01I'm sure you're going to really enjoy my new curriculum.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Start again, Donovan.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16BEEPING
0:13:16 > 0:13:17BUZZING
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Hi. Snack?
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Result!
0:13:32 > 0:13:33He's left-handed.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Yeah, but now let's see about the seafood allergy.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I've hidden prawns in those olives.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39HE COUGHS
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Are you OK?
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Aaah.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51CROWD GASP
0:13:51 > 0:13:53CROWD MUTTER
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Performance art.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11We have some questions for you.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12We just want to help.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Good cop, bad cop.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Textbook. Now, watch them turn up the heat.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21It'd be easier if you just tell us everything you know.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Cos, if not,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25we've ways of making you talk.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Kranky.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29You've graffed monuments.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32SHE GROANS
0:14:35 > 0:14:38If you're wondering why you're not getting through...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- MUSIC PLAYS - Hey!
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Searching a suspect prior to interview is usual procedure.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- SHE SIGHS - OK, Kranky.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49What makes you think I'm Kranky?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52We matched your DNA against a trace on one of your paintings.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You ARE Kranky.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Very clever.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00And I like the edgy uniforms too -
0:15:00 > 0:15:03you'd be like real spies if you weren't about 12 years old!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Are you working for SKUL?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Skull? Never heard of 'im.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Defacing all these beautiful monuments.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Doesn't that bother you?
0:15:13 > 0:15:17No. Actually, I think it's quite cool what this Skull fellow's doing.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19He's making people stop and think.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23ROSE SIGHS
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Just let me alone with him.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27There's this interrogation technique the Romans used.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Bit of the Eiffel Tower's dropped off.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Just missing a bunch of tourists.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34The graffiti's not just about insults - it's corrosive.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38It's the same with the Great Wall Of China.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40The paint's eating into it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42All the other countries are blaming Britain.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45No-one will sign the anti-SKUL treaty now.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47HE SIGHS
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Oh.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15I'll um...
0:16:15 > 0:16:21just get the secretary to post these off, right away. Hmm?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24DOOR SHUTS
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Lesson one -
0:16:26 > 0:16:27maths.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Lesson two - maths.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Lesson three - ooh!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33A little bit more maths.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36It's time Kranky knew what's really going on.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Not only does the graffiti look bad,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42it's destroyed beautiful monuments.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Kranky will only be remembered for wrecking things.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- What?- The Eiffel Tower...
0:16:47 > 0:16:51the Statue Of Liberty - kids in the future will never get to see them.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52How sad is that?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Hey!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56No way is this down to me.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I didn't destroy no monuments.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00My work's been framed!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Paint I use doesn't damage anything.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well... it doesn't make it fall apart.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- So you'll help us catch him then? - Totally.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13This Skull guy's out of order.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18The Sydney Opera House falling apart.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Tiles dropping off the Taj Mahal.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Everyone hates Britain, Flopsy.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27And with this final outrage,
0:17:27 > 0:17:35all chances of their anti-SKUL treaty being signed will be destroyed...
0:17:35 > 0:17:38forever.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40HE CHUCKLES
0:17:40 > 0:17:43We need to get inside the fake Kranky's mind.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46If you were him, where would you strike next?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49He'll want something iconic.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I'd wondered if the art attacks followed a certain order. They do.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55A mathematical sequence, based on a relationship
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- between the size of the country, and the number of tourists.- Wow.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I should've spotted that.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02It makes sense.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04This guy wants something unique.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- A monument everyone knows. - You thinking what I'm thinking?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- The pyramids? - That's what my stats suggest.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12One of us needs to get there, fast.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14To Egypt? I'm up for that.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15I've got more experience.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Only cos someone once gave you the chance to prove yourself.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Carrie. This one's yours.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Be careful!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25SKUL don't take prisoners.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28The conference convenes in 20 minutes.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31The treaty needs to be signed immediately.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I can host the conference here.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- It'll make everything far easier to control.- Agreed.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39We can redirect the diplomats
0:18:39 > 0:18:41by altering the GPS settings in their vehicle.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Let's set up the conference in the assembly hall.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47But we need to keep the diplomats out of sight somehow.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I'll seal the corridors round our fake conference room.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53One of my special leaking pipes should do it.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57WATER DRIPS
0:19:05 > 0:19:06One more?
0:19:08 > 0:19:09WATER SQUIRTS
0:19:14 > 0:19:17We need to keep the other staff away from the conference.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18I think Kranky can help with that.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Flatley's holding this art competition...
0:19:21 > 0:19:23HE SIGHS
0:19:25 > 0:19:27PHONE RINGS
0:19:27 > 0:19:28(Oh, dear.)
0:19:28 > 0:19:30HE SIGHS
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Kenneth Flatley speaking.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36This is the Schools Art Competition, ringing with some good news.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- A pupil from your school has won the competition.- Oh, really?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- But...but I only just sent them in! - The famous street artist,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Kranky, is on his way to make the presentation.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Oh!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Ha-ha! Mrs King!
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Mrs King!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Mrs Ki-i-i-i-ing!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Hope you realise I'm revealing my identity for you.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06This is the judge from the art competition.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Kranky, legend! - He doesn't look famous!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Yeah, how do we actually know it's him?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13CHILDREN MUTTER
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Welcome, Mr Krank.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Do you mind if I take a photo? - Yeah, I do actually.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Our paintings.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Can't wait to find out who the winner is.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37CHILDREN WHISPER
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Some, um, very troubled backgrounds. CHILDREN LAUGH
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Yeah, and foregrounds.- Mmm.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Ah. Yes. This one really speaks to me.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- It does?- A psychological study,
0:20:47 > 0:20:51reminiscent of Velazquez at his darkest.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Ha, she likes everything dark.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54She's an emo.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59HUM OF CONVERSATION
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Erm...Avril's the winner! Three cheers for Avril.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Hip hip hooray!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27This is gonna take some fixing.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53The guard's unconscious.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Looks like SKUL got here before me.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- FRENCH ACCENT: - These British, they expect us to agree to their precious treaty?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14But still they do nothing about this, er, Kranky.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16MUTTERED CONVERSATION
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I'll try and stall them until Carrie comes through.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Your attention, please.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41OK. That's enough. Put down the paint.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Stay out of this. It's none of your business.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Sorry, but it is.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Britain wants her good name back.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- The art critic from the exhibition? - Brian Gainsborough.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Delighted to meet you.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00The UK was not responsible for the damage to monuments.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02SCEPTICAL MUTTERING
0:23:02 > 0:23:03But trust me,
0:23:03 > 0:23:06we are going to bring the real culprit to justice.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Did you know the word "critic", comes from the Greek "crites",
0:23:09 > 0:23:11meaning judgement.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13So?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16So...my judgement...
0:23:16 > 0:23:20is that Kranky's entire career is completely worthless!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Join the 21st century Lots of people love his work.
0:23:26 > 0:23:32Oh. Wardrobes? Stuffed animals? Spray paint? Aaargh!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39It's time we looked The Grand Master right in the eye...
0:23:39 > 0:23:41DISGRUNTLED MUTTERING
0:23:41 > 0:23:43The British monuments are not being damaged.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47He's like some playground bully, playing us off against each other.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50The only way to beat a bully is by sticking together,
0:23:50 > 0:23:52and signing the treaty.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54And what would you know about art?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Seen a poster of the Mona Lisa, have we?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Got a Van Gogh T-shirt?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Art has to keep changing. Or it dies.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03You know nothing.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Michelangelo, Rembrandt...
0:24:06 > 0:24:08they were giants!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10And they didn't use paint out of a can.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Maybe cos they didn't have aerosol in those days.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Arrrgh!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18This is a critical moment in world history.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21The forces of evil are circling.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Can you believe they gave him the Turner Prize?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27The likes of Kranky will be the death of real art.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29How much does SKUL pay you?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I didn't do it for the money, my dear.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Though SKUL did pay me an obscene amount.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38I did it...for art.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41You're destroying beautiful monuments.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43All cos of some personal vendetta.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I'm sorry.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48But I have one last commission to fulfil.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Quelle horreur!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53More of the Eiffel Tower is falling off!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00This is my special acid paint.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Prepare to spray goodbye.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Oooh, aaaargh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Ooh, aaargh!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Now that's what I call an open and shut case.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14BANGING < Let me out!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- Rose? I've done it. - < Let me out of here!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Kranky's in the clear - I've got the real culprit.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I'm sending the evidence now.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25CONTINUED BANGING < I'm an art critic! Get me out!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- What use is a treaty? - THEY MOUTH
0:25:27 > 0:25:30When Britain cannot even control an artist?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34No-one leaves just yet.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36There is something you need to see.
0:25:37 > 0:25:42The reality is, that your monuments were attacked by this SKUL agent,
0:25:42 > 0:25:43impersonating Kranky.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Sign this treaty,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52and let us show SKUL that we mean business.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Well done, Avril.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13HE SIGHS
0:26:13 > 0:26:15This is weird.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19The competition organisers are saying a different school won!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Not everyone is as organised as us.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23HE CHUCKLES
0:26:23 > 0:26:29And, erm...I think we can forget the three Rs for now, don't you?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- Nice work, team.- Mmm. Brian will spend ten years
0:26:40 > 0:26:43helping restore the world's damaged monuments.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44And to help pay for it,
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Kranky's volunteered to auction some of his paintings.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I shouldn't have been so quick to put him in the frame.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Hey, we should be celebrating!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55After today, I reckon we can totally trust each other.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56- Right?- Umm...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00There's something you should know.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02This isn't my real identity.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06I'm in hiding. Part of a MI9 spy-protection programme.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- What?- No way!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Don't worry - it's not going to interfere with my spy work.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Good job, too. You three are going to be very busy, saving the world.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Hold still, Flopsy.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25"Breaking news, just in.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29"The vital new anti-SKUL treaty was unexpectedly signed today."
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- What?- "The ceremony took place at a secret location in London."
0:27:33 > 0:27:35The treaty HAS been signed?
0:27:35 > 0:27:40I should never have trusted that pathetic art critic!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Oh, give me strength!
0:27:44 > 0:27:51Oh, it's no good, Flopsy - my artistic vibe has been ruined!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53HE SNARLS
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