Moontaker

Moontaker

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0:00:19 > 0:00:26Oh, look, Flopsy, a SKUL probe on the surface of the moon!

0:00:26 > 0:00:30And soon there'll be a second landing,

0:00:30 > 0:00:34this time with our agents on board.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Once my plan succeeds,

0:00:38 > 0:00:44the world will have no choice but to surrender to our demands.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48EVIL CACKLING

0:00:49 > 0:00:54The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Old school spies have had their day

0:00:56 > 0:01:00and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Welcome to MI High.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22And this totalometer will show

0:01:22 > 0:01:25exactly how much money we've raised for our summer trip.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Our last trip was a great success.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31We went to the Pencil Museum in Morecambe. Yes.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35This time we propose something much more ambitious.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Mrs King?

0:01:39 > 0:01:43We plan to take a group to NASA HQ, in Florida.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Awesome!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Yeah, Florida's like celebrity central.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Now it won't be cheap, so we'll need

0:01:50 > 0:01:53lots of innovative ideas to raise money.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'm going to have a makeover stall, emo-chic, anti-fashion?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Me and the posse can get money out of anyone.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Rose, I'm banking on you to come up with an itinerary for our trip.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- All the best places to visit. - Yes, Miss.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Good.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Mr Flatley, sorry, your exam papers!

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Oh, dear, Frank. Oh, yes, it's a nasty stain.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Not to worry, I've got just the thing.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Granny Flatley's homemade stain remover!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37There...bingo!

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Year three maths papers, perhaps I should have left the coffee on them!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Would you like to borrow some, Frank?

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Might be useful in your work.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52It might, yeah, ta.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Ah, team, have a look at this.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Is that what I think it is?

0:03:03 > 0:03:04I'm afraid so.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- A SKUL space probe on the moon's surface.- Bad news

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Your mission is to find out

0:03:09 > 0:03:12what SKUL are doing on the moon and put a stop to it.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Whoa! This is the perfect mission. I always wanted to be an astronaut.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19I don't think they'll be any actual space flight involved.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23What's up, Rose? Thought you were right into all that astronomy stuff.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Didn't do very well on the MI9 rocket simulator last year.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29The machine wasn't properly calibrated.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Even the instructor admitted it. - Rose'll be fine.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35You'll be taking some great gadgets with you.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Firstly, our old friend, the VSP,

0:03:37 > 0:03:40picks up the DNA of anyone inside a building.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44We also have this... GFSR.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Sounds dangerous. What is it?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Granny Flatley's stain remover. - You joking?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53I never joke about gadgets. I've seen this stuff in action

0:03:53 > 0:03:55and, believe me, it has some remarkable properties.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58I want you to field test it for me. We need to locate

0:03:58 > 0:04:02the SKUL lunar programme and make sure it doesn't go any further.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Ah, my brave astronauts!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Are you looking forward to your trip?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16They say the moon is made of cheese, Flopsy,

0:04:16 > 0:04:21but we'll find something far more valuable there.

0:04:21 > 0:04:27Something that will give us control over all the world.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32I'm starting flight data for anything next to earth's atmosphere,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34I think this might be the SKUL probe.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Can you pinpoint the launch site? - Hopefully to within a few feet.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42I'm looking at SKUL agents with expertise in space travel.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Frank?- I know this face, don't tell me, Patrick Houston?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Top space expert.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52He also hosts the late night space programme, Night Sky.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Like anybody ever watches that! - I want to show him a picture

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- of the SKUL probe and get his take on it.- Good idea!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Get straight to the TV studios, now.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oscar? Where are you going?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Er, that fundraising thing.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14I had no idea.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18I booked the science labs for my makeover, promise you'll turn up.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20You could do with a new look.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Sure, you should ask Donovan, too.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Oscar?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30I've traced the SKUL launch to a remote area of the countryside.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33The land belongs to something called the UKLDP.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36The whole place is classified maximum security red.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Sounds like a visit is in order.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Oscar? We're heading to a suspected launch site called the UKLDP.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Could you ask Houston about it?

0:05:45 > 0:05:49'Cool. I'm at the TV studio now. Just hope my disguise works!'

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Mr Houston?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Terry Drewitt, Astronomy and Stargazer magazine.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00We spoke on the phone.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Ah, Drewitt... Yes! Splendid!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06You're three minutes late. Peppermint tea?

0:06:06 > 0:06:10No, thank you, Mr Houston. This is great honour, by the way.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13How can I help you? Don't have long.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Mars is aligned with Perseus this evening, hoping for clear skies.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- What?- I made an interesting sighting myself, as I told you.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Your phantom rocket? Yes.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27It took off from somewhere owned by UKLDP.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30I wondered if the name rung any bells.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32No!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Ha-ha-ha! I'm sorry! Not my field.

0:06:35 > 0:06:41- Mr Hewitt...- Drewitt. - As I said, busy evening ahead!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43If you'll excuse me.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53I just spoke to Houston. I don't trust him, he's up to something.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57He twiddled his moustache. I'm gonna to follow him.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02- I brought some of my old clothes to sell.- Not bad.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Second-hand clothing, can be big money in this. What else you got?

0:07:08 > 0:07:14Ha-ha, happy memories! I must say, I'm rather reluctant to part with it.

0:07:14 > 0:07:20I suppose I should just make sure all the pieces are still here.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Oh.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Well, you shouldn't have left it lying around, then.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49So this is the mysterious UKLDP.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Four people within radius, and one of them's a SKUL agent.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56OK, let's split up. I'll try and locate the SKUL agent,

0:07:56 > 0:07:59and you see if this place really could be used for a launch.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Tripwire?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

0:08:40 > 0:08:42'Oscar, where are you?'

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Map reference...page nine, K10.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47No way! You're at the UKLDP site, too!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51You must be one of the people Rose picked up on the VSP.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Did Mr Houston lead you there?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yeah, but he just gave me the slip.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57What, cuddly old Mr Houston?

0:08:57 > 0:09:02Cuddly, nothing, he's had spy training, probably from SKUL,

0:09:02 > 0:09:04you'd better watch out for him.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05It's still warm.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Guys, I'm in what looks like the old mission control room.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Someone's been here recently.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20No way!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26It's worse than we thought. There's another SKUL rocket here,

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- 'and it's primed to launch.' - Can you stop it?- 'I'll try.'

0:09:28 > 0:09:32The weird thing is, there's no-one here to fly it.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34DOOR CREAKS

0:09:34 > 0:09:36That's where you're wrong.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I thought you were off watching Mars aligning with Perseus.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Drewitt!- Or were you too busy working for SKUL?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50SKUL? How dare you!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52You're the SKUL agent!

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Hang on... "Can you hear the drums, Senor Fernando?"

0:09:57 > 0:10:00"Only if the window is open."

0:10:02 > 0:10:04HE CHUCKLES

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oscar Cole,

0:10:06 > 0:10:11- MI9.- I'm glad to meet you, dear boy, retired MI9 myself.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15I was intrigued by your story of a rocket launch from here,

0:10:15 > 0:10:17it's been closed down for years, you see.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21My team think there's going to be another launch any moment.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I feared as much. There's something I have to show you.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Rose?

0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Rose?- Sorry, your little friend got tied up in her work.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37MI9 issue!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Britain must be desperate if it's using little girls as spies.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44You're going to wish you hadn't said that!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47You were saying?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Get off!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54So you see, back in the 60s, Britain already had a man on the moon.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55You?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00But how come no-one knows about this? This is huge!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Because it's classified!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Why? What were you doing on the moon that was so secret?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10A missile base. On the moon?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14UKLDP. UK Lunar Defence Programme.

0:11:14 > 0:11:1620 rockets trained on our enemies.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19The base was shut down once the Cold War ended.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22That's why SKUL are here? Planning another space mission?

0:11:22 > 0:11:26- I fear so.- They're going to reactivate our old missile sites

0:11:26 > 0:11:30and hold the whole earth to ransom. Rose? Carrie?

0:11:30 > 0:11:35The line to my team has gone dead. They were in the control room.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I can take you there.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41The automatic countdown has been activated.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Once refuelling's complete we can board.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Working for SKUL isn't a smart career option, you know?

0:11:47 > 0:11:52I wouldn't upset Zak. Those teeth can chew through metal cable.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00- What kept you?- Venus!- You know her? She's the SKUL agent.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- How could you?- Get over it, Grandad.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Grandad?

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Right! Which one do you want? Metal-mouth, or Venus?

0:12:07 > 0:12:08I'll take Tin-teeth.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Must be my magnetic personality! - If you didn't make jokes like that,

0:12:31 > 0:12:33maybe people wouldn't attack you.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Ready for a few makeovers?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Can I style you, Sir?

0:12:44 > 0:12:49Um, perhaps later, Avril. Do you have any bookings yet?

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- One, Oscar Cole.- Oh.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Metal-mouth damaged the console. I can't shut the rocket down from here.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- We'll have to do it manually from the rocket.- Cool.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06I've always wanted to see inside a real spaceship.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- METAL-MOUTH GRUNTS - Come on.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12It's not that rocket simulator thing, is it?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Don't be stupid. Let's go.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20It's all right, I'll look after these two.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Now hurry!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Half-price makeover, anybody?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Nah, that emo stuff ain't really our scene, Vlad,

0:13:29 > 0:13:32besides, me and the posse've got a shop to run.

0:13:32 > 0:13:37We're selling stuff from the streets, from the ghetto... Open?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Uh! Where's first class?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Fuel pump...off!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Now to set the computer to manual.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Is it this one?

0:14:03 > 0:14:08No, that's the air conditioning. Please just keep out of the way.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Er, I think we should go.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11No, wait, I've almost got it.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15ELECTRONIC BEEPING

0:14:15 > 0:14:20I'm sorry, it was all so exciting, and I got to go to space, and...

0:14:20 > 0:14:26- I've been so stupid!- Poor thing! You've been lead astray.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Here, I've got a tissue somewhere...

0:14:30 > 0:14:32'Launch sequence activated'.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33Have a nice trip!

0:14:33 > 0:14:34What have you done?

0:14:34 > 0:14:39'39, 38, 37...'

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Guys, what's happening?

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- '..35, 34, 33...' - The door's locking!

0:14:45 > 0:14:46What?

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Everything's locked on auto!

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Help! Open the door! Get us out of here!

0:14:54 > 0:14:57There's no time for that. We've got to get these on, get strapped in.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Get us out of here!

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Open the door!

0:15:01 > 0:15:05No, you don't understand, I can't do this!

0:15:06 > 0:15:10'Three...two...one...zero.'

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Ah, successful liftoff, General.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Our missiles will soon be trained on a helpless world.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Now, our list of demands.

0:15:31 > 0:15:37The entire contents of the Bank Of England...

0:15:38 > 0:15:43Buckingham Palace as a summer residence...

0:15:45 > 0:15:52all the Queen's corgis to be replaced by rabbits.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Rose is in shock.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09It's like the flight simulator incident, but 1,000 times worse.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11We need to get her back to earth fast.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14How are we going to do that? We're not astronauts.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17'No, but I am! Rocket, this is Houston...'

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Senior!

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Together we can get that rocket back safely.- How?

0:16:24 > 0:16:27They're kids, and you're past it.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30One deviation from the correct route and they're toast.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31We'll see about that.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Your rocket has a powerful guidance system on board,

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- 'it'll do the tricky stuff.' - Good. That sounds promising.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42ELECTRONIC BEEPING

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- This is Houston.- 'Houston? London, Frank London.'

0:16:48 > 0:16:51I've checked your file. Apparently you're one of us.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53What's the situation there?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Radar shows a rocket leaving the earth's atmosphere!

0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Bad business, I'm afraid. Your agents are on board that rocket.- What?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02I'm on my way!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I've got to admit, Timothy, I've been wrong about you.

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Your store is very impressive. Where did you get it all from?

0:17:13 > 0:17:17It's the strangest thing! My desk is completely empty.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Everything's gone! They've even taken my name plaque.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Fancy buying a replacement?

0:17:24 > 0:17:30Wait a second, the things missing from my office are exactly the same

0:17:30 > 0:17:33as the things on your stall. What a wonderful coincidence!

0:17:33 > 0:17:34How much for the lot?

0:17:34 > 0:17:38Um, £7.23, innit?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41What's the situation?

0:17:41 > 0:17:45As good as can be expected. The rocket's functioning well...

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Hang on, what's this?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48'Temperature warning!'

0:17:54 > 0:17:59- Where's the communicator? She must have dropped it.- That's weird.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's got ice on it.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04'Team, it's Frank. I'm at UKLDP.'

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Frank, It's really cold in here.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10The windows and doors are freezing up.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12'I know. Houston says the ship is low on fuel,'

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- so it's diverting fuel to the engines.- 'Away from the heating?'

0:18:16 > 0:18:21Frank, we'll freeze to death. How do we switch it back?

0:18:21 > 0:18:22We can't.

0:18:22 > 0:18:27If we do, we won't have enough fuel to get home.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28We're going to die.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30'You're not going to die.'

0:18:30 > 0:18:32I won't let that happen.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34'We just need time to think.'

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Frank, I don't think we have a lot of time.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42There must be a way of fixing it. Every problem has an answer.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45It's just knowing where to look.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50But they're in space! There's just no way of getting them more fuel.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52What if they already had some with them?

0:18:52 > 0:18:56'Team! Do you still have Granny Flatley's stain remover?'

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Not sure any of us fancy spending our last moments cleaning, Frank.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04'Listen to me. It's paraffin-based.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07'It should be enough to get the heating going again.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- 'You'll find the heating pipes at the back of the rocket.'- G-genius!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Where's the bottle?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15It was in my pocket.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24This is my sort of job.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Carrie! What are you doing?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Whoa! Cool!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18'Team, it's Frank. Have you found the bottle?'

0:20:18 > 0:20:22'Carrie's on it. She's in the heating system now.'

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Come on, Granny.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Stay with me, Rose.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47'Wait...it's getting warmer.'

0:20:47 > 0:20:50The heating is on!

0:20:50 > 0:20:53'Repeat, the heating is on.'

0:21:00 > 0:21:02That was close.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12'Houston, we have a problem.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14'Our navigational computer's gone down.'

0:21:20 > 0:21:23The rocket's diverted power from the computer to the engines.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Shame you're out of that granny potion.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Can they land the rocket without the computer?- Not a chance.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32They need it to calculate the angle of entry through the atmosphere.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Get it wrong, they'll be burnt to a cinder.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Could one of my team do the calculations?- Impossible!

0:21:37 > 0:21:40No human can perform those mathematics.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42- They're incredibly complex. - You don't know Rose Gupta.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Team, it's Frank.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47'Rose has to calculate re-entry and manually type it in.'

0:21:47 > 0:21:48That's not going to happen.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Rose is in shock. We can't reach her.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53'Whatever's going on, deal with it.'

0:21:53 > 0:21:56I'm sorry. But Rose is your only hope.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00You're throwing this out?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Yeah, it's two weeks old.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07Well, we don't, we keep this stuff until it comes back into fashion,

0:22:07 > 0:22:11then we flog it again. This could be big business.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Oh, this would be nice for my niece. How much do you want?

0:22:15 > 0:22:19Sorry, it's not for sale.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Has anybody seen Rose?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Rose, you are our only chance.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Snap out of it. Remember, you are MI9.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Rose, over there is the toughest calculation

0:22:41 > 0:22:44you've ever been asked to do. It's the big one.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48Super complex advanced maths with all the trimmings.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Actually, it's more physics than maths.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Gross speed, measured against gravitational express

0:23:02 > 0:23:05against size of rocket and earth-axis rotation.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06OK, but can you do it?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Yes! I need to add the fuel co-efficient.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17- I've got the figures, what do I do with them now?- 'Pull the lever.'

0:23:18 > 0:23:22Which lever? There are two. A red one, and a green one.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Must have been a change of design since my day.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28We need to find someone who knows about spaceships.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30One lever sets the re-entry values, the other

0:23:30 > 0:23:34opens the fuel gates, flooding the engine

0:23:34 > 0:23:38- and causing the rocket to explode.- Venus, this is your chance.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42If you'll tell us which is which, I'll make sure MI9 go easy on you.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Please?

0:23:44 > 0:23:51- You've caused so much harm, you could make it right.- You're right,

0:23:51 > 0:23:56I never wanted it to go this far, I just wanted to go into space.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I'm sorry, Grandad.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06- It's the green lever. - Thank you, my dear.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Rose, pull the red lever.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12- 'Are you sure?'- She said green!

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Red will blow up the rocket!

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Trust me. Red.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20I hope you're sure about this, Frank.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26EXPLOSION

0:24:26 > 0:24:28- What have you done?- Wait!

0:24:28 > 0:24:30You've killed your own agents.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Listen!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38'Frank? Patrick? That was the re-entry rockets kicking in.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41'We're coming home.'

0:24:41 > 0:24:44well done, agents. I'll see you soon.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Relax, Oscar, it's just a rocket.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Houston, London, we're coming in to land.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00How did you know?

0:25:00 > 0:25:06Body language. You play with your hair when you lie.

0:25:06 > 0:25:12Ha! Well, I'll be... Ha-ha! Should have thought of that myself.

0:25:12 > 0:25:17The curse of the Houstons. We can't help ourselves.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20With me, it's always been my moustache.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24My whole space programme out of action,

0:25:24 > 0:25:29and farewell to our list of demands.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35It looks like my daily horoscope was right, General,

0:25:35 > 0:25:39ambitious plans must be put on hold.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Look, Avril, I'm really not sure about this.

0:25:44 > 0:25:49- Sir, you promised! - Yes, I know I did, it's just... Oh.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51You are going to look amazing!

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Ah, take them away!

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Frank!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Hang on, I'll come, too.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20I may not like it, but Venus is family.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22I won't abandon her whatever she's done.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31He's stuck fast...come on, here we go! That's it.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- I think we need a holiday.- Oh-oh.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42- Thanks heaps for your support, Oscar. - And Rose, so much for your help

0:26:42 > 0:26:45with the itinerary! I thought you would have been interested

0:26:45 > 0:26:48in visiting NASA.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:26:58 > 0:27:01LAUGHTER

0:27:04 > 0:27:09Before we reveal the totals, I'll need your contribution.

0:27:09 > 0:27:14- So that's £5.00 for the jigsaw puzzle you wouldn't sell.- Yes.

0:27:14 > 0:27:19- £5.00 for Avril's makeover.- Yes.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23And £7.23 you promised Timothy

0:27:23 > 0:27:25- to buy your own stuff back.- Yes.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Time to reveal the grand total.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Ah.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Oh...

0:27:36 > 0:27:43So that is 17 pounds and 23 pence.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Yes, well, sorry, boys and girls,

0:27:51 > 0:27:55looks like St Hope's won't be visiting NASA

0:27:55 > 0:27:58after all. Ha-ha! We reached for the stars,

0:27:58 > 0:28:01but never got into orbit.

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