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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Stop being a baby!- I just don't want my photo on the net

0:00:04 > 0:00:06where everyone can see it.

0:00:06 > 0:00:07I'm trying to help you, Oscar.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10You can't go through life with this terminal lack of confidence.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Yeah? Watch me!

0:00:13 > 0:00:16All right...fine, no photo.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18But you're only hurting yourself.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Avril!

0:00:23 > 0:00:24Get off, Oscar!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oscar! Here, now!

0:00:30 > 0:00:35Oscar! I see no reason why you and Avril shouldn't be able

0:00:35 > 0:00:38to complete your blog in a calm manner.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41No-one else is making a fuss about having to do one.

0:00:41 > 0:00:46Now, back to work, and I don't want to see any more bad behaviour.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Got him.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Old-school spies have had their day,

0:01:09 > 0:01:14and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent -

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Welcome to MI High.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I've wiped all evidence of the photo.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Even if someone downloaded it, they can't trace it.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Oscar, don't you think it's about time you told us what's going on?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I'm officially in hiding under MI9 protection, remember?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47They had to change my identity and everything.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Kind of important not to have my picture

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- all over the net. - Why are you in hiding?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53You know I can't talk about that.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Yes, but why do I have to do a blog?

0:01:56 > 0:02:02Why are you making such a fuss? It was all in my teachers' newsletter.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- I'm assuming you read it.- Erm...yes, yes, of course I...read it.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Then stop complaining!

0:02:08 > 0:02:13Honestly, it's almost as if you don't know how to do one.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18Don't know how to do one! You are funny, Mrs King! Brilliant!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Good. Then there isn't a problem.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22No.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Agent X...

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Good of you to take my call.

0:02:28 > 0:02:34I must say, I have been a great admirer of your work for some time.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Your ability to commit so many terrible crimes

0:02:38 > 0:02:40without leaving a single witness is...

0:02:40 > 0:02:42an example to us all.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Flattery is irrelevant. State your business.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yes... Of course.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I wish to hire your services.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57There is something I have been after for a very long time.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01That is a well cool website.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Yeah, it's like wicked-pedia!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Do it properly.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I'm impressed!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17My mum makes me keep a blog, she says it's good practice

0:03:17 > 0:03:21for when I'm a famous gymnast and have to stay in touch with my fans.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23She's got it all planned.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Everyone, take a look at Carrie's site.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29It's got just the right balance of graphics and text.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33It's exactly what I want you all to be aiming for.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34BUZZING

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Well done, Carrie... Oh.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49ALARM

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I reckon he's in hiding from a scary ex-girlfriend.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Oscar, did you break a super villain's super heart?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Going on holiday, Frank? - Not me, you - SKUL saw the picture.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20They've hired a freelancer called Agent X to track you down.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24For your safety and everyone else's, we need to move you - permanently.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- What?- It can't be that serious!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Agent X has never failed a mission.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30No-one's ever even seen him.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32MI9 special forces cornered him once -

0:04:32 > 0:04:36this was the scene three minutes later.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39GROANING What happened?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Not one of these agents could identify their assailant.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- He's that good.- Why are SKUL going to so much trouble to find Oscar?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- I'm afraid that's classified. - Even if Agent X is after Oscar,

0:04:50 > 0:04:53he'll never find him. I wiped the web link.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54And Oscar had his identity changed.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I ran simulations.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00There's a high probability of a trail existing for X to follow.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Evidence at Oscar's old home

0:05:02 > 0:05:04leading to the MI9 Safe House he was taken to

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- after the incident.- What incident? - Classified.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10From the Safe House of the MI9 training camp Oscar studied at

0:05:10 > 0:05:11and from there to here.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Even if that trail exists, it would take X months to find all the links.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20My computer says X will be at Saint Hope's in four hours.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22There is another way of looking at this.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25We've got four hours to catch this Agent X!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29It's an unacceptable risk, I will not put Oscar into that danger.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Hang on, isn't it my job to be put into danger?- I'm sorry, Oscar, I...

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I don't want to be on the run forever.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42You've got four hours. After that, Oscar disappears.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44OK, so where do we start looking?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oscar's old home. X will go there first.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Got any gadgets to help us?- Well, I wasn't expecting to need any,

0:05:50 > 0:05:53but I do have a couple of things that might come in handy.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57What-ho, Frank!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00MI9 materials have a secret identity stamp.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's only visible through one of those.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09They'll help you find and destroy evidence that might help X.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12You might also find a use for this.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14ELECTRONIC THRUM

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Hey, you broke my suitcase!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I didn't break it - pimped it.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20I redesigned the handle.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Flick the switch - anything metal it touches becomes a magnet.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Cool.- Now, get going.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30The clock is ticking.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44How's it going, Mr Flatley?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Nearly done, just dotting the Ts and crossing the Is.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I mean, crossing the Is and...you know.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Well, keep up the good work.

0:07:07 > 0:07:12"Lesson one. How to switch your computer on."

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Nice house...I guess.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- When were you last here?- Two years, three weeks and four days,

0:07:24 > 0:07:25but who's counting?

0:07:40 > 0:07:44It looks like the house was sealed after some sort of fire. Oscar?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'm not supposed to say anything.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oscar! Where's your mum?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56How can we help you if we don't know what's going on?

0:07:57 > 0:08:02- SKUL took her.- What?! - She was one of MI9's top agents.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06SKUL attacked the house and took her away.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09She fought for ages, but there were too many of them.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10I saw it all.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13So...where is she now?

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Still being questioned in some SKUL prison, probably.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20She'll never talk. She's the best.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Nice!- Oh, come on, we've all had some dodgy haircuts.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37No, I mean nice as in nice place to hide some MI9 stuff.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42That's the address of the nearest MI9 Safe House,

0:08:42 > 0:08:43the one that I was taken to.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45So there really is a trail.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47CREAKING

0:08:48 > 0:08:50We're not alone.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Agent X.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- He's after Oscar!- Uh-oh.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10We've got to stop him.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16The bigger they are, the harder...

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Ow! I think I've broke my hand.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24He must have some kind of metal exoskeleton.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Oscar, use the luggage handle.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33ELECTRONIC THRUM

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Duck.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50We did it. We beat him.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52So much for ex Agent X.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53I can't believe it's over.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56I thought he'd be much harder to beat than that.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57DRONING

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Someone's sent him a message.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04"Safehouse details received. Well done."

0:10:04 > 0:10:07It's signed Agent X.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Oscar! Oscar, slow down!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- We need to plan our next step. - There's no time.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18He knows the Safe House address.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Benedict's in danger. - Who's Benedict?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23He's the agent in charge of the Safe House.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I was there for two years.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27He's like family and you might have noticed

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I don't have a lot of that left.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33OK, we need to act fast, but X is already ahead of us.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36We've got to start using our brains. You two go to the Safe House,

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I'll go back to HQ and check the records of your mum's last mission.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41If we can find out why SKUL took her,

0:10:41 > 0:10:44maybe we can find out what they want you for.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47It's better if we stick together. There's nothing in those files.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oscar, we don't have time to argue.

0:10:49 > 0:10:54Benedict, remember? You two go to the Safe House, I'll go to HQ.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57Come on.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Oh, dear.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12That's very good, Avril!

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Erm...

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Could I have a word with you in my office?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26This is the last place I'd expect to find a Safe House.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I think that's kind of the point.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Benedict?- He's not here.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32The Safe Room.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46No sign.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Just do as you're told.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Yes, but the webcam isn't working.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Yeah? Then why are you on telly?- Oh!

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Oh, erm... Oh, erm, er...

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Good evening, this is Kenneth Flatley.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Here is the news.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06I'll just adjust the...

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Don't touch that!- Oh.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13I don't know why I bother. You can do it on your own.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14No, Avril, I...

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, no...

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Frank, all Oscar's mum's files are classified, I need your clearance.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29I can't help you. It's better for Oscar

0:12:29 > 0:12:31if what's on those files stays secret.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33This information could help us save him,

0:12:33 > 0:12:36so tell me, Frank, what's more important,

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Oscar's feelings or his life?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm warning you, Rose,

0:12:41 > 0:12:44you might not like what you find.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Maybe X hasn't been here yet.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Then where's Benedict?- Day off?

0:12:49 > 0:12:52GROANING

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Benedict!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I didn't even see him - too fast.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- So sorry, old chap.- Forget it. The importance thing is you're OK.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05You don't understand.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I kept the letters you wrote from the training camp.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Agent X must have taken them. He knows where the camp is.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14He's got the next step in the trail. We've got to move.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- What about Benedict? - Don't worry about me, old boy.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Feeling better already.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21All right, let's get to the training centre.

0:13:28 > 0:13:33Goodness me! That looks marvellous.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Are you two sitting at the right computer?

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Yes, we are, and it's all our own work.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41We know all about computers.

0:13:41 > 0:13:46For example, did you know that this is not a real mouse?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- I'm impressed!- Ahem.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51They didn't do any of it. They got cousin Della here to do the work

0:13:51 > 0:13:54then left her wandering around the corridors.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yeah, all right, but we did the difficult stuff.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Yeah, we looked good for the photo.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Do you know how much effort goes into looking this good?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Probably not.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Yes, well, I want to see you all in my office right away.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13We'll see if we can't get to the bottom of this. Off you go.

0:14:17 > 0:14:24So, er...Della, how would you like to create a blog for me?

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Good.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29This can't be right.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Oscar lied to us.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44Rest easy, agents. This training facility is totally secure

0:14:44 > 0:14:48and I, Hector Swayne, am personally equipped to deal with any attacker.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Biological implants that let me flood my system with animal genes.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56If I'm fighting someone fast, cheetah genes make me faster.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Strong? Gorilla genes make me stronger.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Believe me, I'm a match for Agent X. - Is it OK if we take a look around,

0:15:04 > 0:15:07- just to be on the safe side? - Be my guest.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- So, I found out what Oscar's mum's final mission was...- Rose.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- ..to infiltrate MI9.- Huh?

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Turns out his mum wasn't being kidnapped by SKUL agents after all.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24She was a SKUL agent. His mum stole a chip

0:15:24 > 0:15:27containing the details of MI9's entire security network.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30The big fight at the house? It was between his mum and MI9 agents

0:15:30 > 0:15:31trying to arrest her.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35SKUL aren't trying to kill him. They're trying to take him home.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Just because my mum was with SKUL, doesn't mean I am.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Er, guys...- Why did you lie to us? - I think you should see this.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44You didn't think the small fact that your mum was working for the enemy

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- might have been important? - Listen!

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- What?- The Hector Swayne we met is about 100 years too young.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- X.- Come on!

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Oh well, it was worth a shot.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- We're taking you down. - I wouldn't be so sure about that.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I might have lied about who I am but I didn't lie about what I am.

0:16:08 > 0:16:1112 per cent gorilla for strength.

0:16:13 > 0:16:1716 per cent wasp for manoeuvrability and speed.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Where did he go?- He's over there!

0:16:23 > 0:16:25He's moving too fast!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Strange, I thought you'd be more of a challenge.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Still, I am very good.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- You really are.- Huh?

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'm sorry, Oscar, but he's easily the best I've ever had to fight.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- You think so? The best?- Oh, come on? No, I'm with Rose, Oscar.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- He's really great.- I am, aren't I?

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Definitely. I mean, enhanced agents like you - totally the future.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52Yeah, and the technology that gives you those powers must be awesome.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Well...- I don't suppose...

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- no, forget it.- What?

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Well, it would be a real honour to take a closer look at it.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Why not? You're not going anywhere.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09So how do you bump up, say, the gorilla quotient?

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Well, what you do is, you set to gorilla

0:17:12 > 0:17:15and then you press this little slider here which then goes...

0:17:15 > 0:17:18What are you doing? 100 per cent gorilla?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20HE GRUNTS

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Oh, OK. It was a plan.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35We got lucky, Oscar. While you were lying to us,

0:17:35 > 0:17:39Agent X nearly found St Hope's. Why did you do it?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42How would you like everyone to know your mum was a traitor?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Have everyone watching you to see if you turned out the same way?

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Guys, guess what?- Oh no.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51That must have been Agent X.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53He just received a message.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56It's a response to something he must have sent earlier.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59It just says, "Received - Signed, X".

0:17:59 > 0:18:01What was the message he sent?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Two words. "St Hope's".

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Yes?- X has the school's location.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13We're on our way.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19ALARM SOUNDS

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Mr London.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Are you sure about this sewage leak?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I can't smell anything.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Of course you can't. It's an odourless sewage leak.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34What you're not smelling right now...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Well, that's the leak.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Oh, right, well that explains it.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- I suppose.- Hurry along.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Frank, I haven't seen Oscar.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- He might still be in school. - Don't you worry about Oscar.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52I'll see he doesn't come to any harm.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I've got movement sensors linked to the screens.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Now that the school's empty, if anything moves, we'll know,

0:19:02 > 0:19:05but it would have been safer if you hadn't come back.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08I want to help. It's because of me everyone's in danger.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Sector 12. Flatley's office.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- I'll go get them out.- No, Oscar.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22It's safer if you stay here.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Carrie, you go.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Right.- No, hang on.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28All I'm gonna do is tell them there's a leak

0:19:28 > 0:19:29and make sure they leave.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32It's not dangerous and you can see it all on the screen.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Please, I need to do something.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Oscar, I know how you feel. It's better if I do this.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39You know how I feel?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41The worst thing your mum's ever done

0:19:41 > 0:19:43is try to help you become a famous gymnast.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46My mum is an evil traitor.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49I saw her defeat six MI9 agents with her bare hands.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53At one point, she grabbed my hand so hard

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I thought she was going to attack me too.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59So tell me, Carrie, do you really know how I feel?

0:19:59 > 0:20:00- No.- Oscar.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02None of you have got a clue.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06I'm gonna go move Flatley and the others. Any objections?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Right.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Extraordinary. Who would have believed a ten-year-old girl

0:20:17 > 0:20:21would know so much more than me?

0:20:21 > 0:20:25There's been a sewage leak. The school's being evacuated.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Evacuation?

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Right, Oscar, you're in charge here.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33I'd better go and help with the organisation.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45- It's coming from the computer room. - We'll go and check it out.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Oscar, we might be out of time. Head for the art room.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52The windows are inaccessible and it's got a reinforced door.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Once you bolt it from the inside,

0:20:54 > 0:20:56no one will be able to get in. You'll be safe.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00OK, guys, change of plan.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11No sign of an intruder. I don't get it.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12This is wedged in the window.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16If it was fluttering in the draught, it could have set the alarm off.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18- I don't like this. - I know what you mean.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20X has been ahead of us at every stage.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22What's taking him so long to get here?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I can't help feeling I'm going to end up

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- like one of those agents he knocked out in the playground.- Yeah.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31You know, maybe we should take another look at that CCTV footage.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I think we might have missed something.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39There, what's that?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Oh no.- What?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47I just hope I'm wrong. Where's the footage from Flatley's office?

0:21:51 > 0:21:55No way! Della is Agent X.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57And I handed Oscar right to her.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Della, you scared the life out of me.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- You should really stay in the art room.- I was scared.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15I thought Donovan and Davina were looking after you?

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Like I could trust them to do something.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21OK, I'll take you back to the art room and stay with you.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Thanks, Oscar.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26OK, OK.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Come on, let's go.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Oscar, come in. Come in, Oscar. Oscar, come in.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Davina? Donovan?

0:22:45 > 0:22:51Della, I don't want to worry you, but we could be in danger.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Oh, Oscar, haven't you got it yet?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58We're not in danger.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00You are!

0:23:07 > 0:23:11I don't care if you are Agent X. I'm not hitting a little girl.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Whatever.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Argh!

0:23:28 > 0:23:29What happened to you?

0:23:29 > 0:23:33What happened? His cousin happened!

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- My cousin? I thought she was your cousin?- Unbelievable.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38She must be your cousin.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40She's got your stupid face.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Your stupid face.- Your stupid face.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Your stupid face.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Your stupid face.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Bolted. Oscar!- Oscar!

0:23:56 > 0:23:57- Oscar!- Oscar!

0:23:57 > 0:24:02I guess it's nice to know that my mum cares enough to send the best.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Your mum?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06She hired you to kidnap me, right?

0:24:06 > 0:24:10Less talking, more fighting.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12We're nearly done.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16CREAK

0:24:20 > 0:24:25Wait, can't we talk about this? I mean, what are you, ten?

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Wouldn't you rather be watching telly?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32What's your favourite TV programme?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35What's your favourite toy?

0:24:39 > 0:24:41You do have toys?

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Really?

0:24:50 > 0:24:51It's too quiet.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53DOOR HANDLE CLICKS

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Where's Oscar?

0:24:58 > 0:25:00What did you do to him?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Chill out, girls. I'm fine.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05And this is my new friend, Sally.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Hi.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Oscar, she's Agent X.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Yeah, I figured that out when she started hitting me.

0:25:12 > 0:25:17Anyway, we've had a chat and Sally doesn't want to be Agent X any more.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21We are going to be friends instead and get some toys.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Apparently, I wasn't the only one whose childhood was messed up

0:25:24 > 0:25:27by a special agent parent who betrayed them.

0:25:27 > 0:25:32Sure she's not going to change her mind and try to kidnap you again?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I wasn't trying to kidnap Oscar.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37You weren't? What was your mission?

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Information retrieval. They hired me to get that.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44- My mole?- Stupid.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47It's not a mole. It's a microchip.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Oscar, Rose and I have been talking

0:25:53 > 0:25:56and, as far as we are concerned, we are your family now.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58So it doesn't matter what your mum did.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01I have news for you on that front. The microchip in your mole

0:26:01 > 0:26:04contains the MI9 files we thought your mum had stolen.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07She must have implanted it when she grabbed my hand.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10But why didn't she say anything?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12She was being watched. She wanted SKUL to think

0:26:12 > 0:26:15she was working for them, but she didn't want them to get the files.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18- So she wasn't a traitor?- There's a message for you on the chip.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I think you should see it.

0:26:20 > 0:26:24- What's going to happen to Agent X? - Well, she's decided to join MI9.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26She's going to make an incredible agent.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30at least she will if we can ever get her away from all those new toys!

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Oscar, my darling,

0:26:41 > 0:26:43I have to go away.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45I am so sorry it has to be this way.

0:26:45 > 0:26:50There is so much I want to tell you, to teach you.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52There's so much that I want us to do together,

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- but I'm out of time.- Open up! MI9!

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Oh, they're coming for me.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03I only hope that one day you'll understand what I'm about to do.

0:27:03 > 0:27:08Oscar, if you never see me again,

0:27:08 > 0:27:11know this much for sure. I love you.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25You said X never fails.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28I still want those files from your son's microchip.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Don't upset yourself, Grand Master.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35We will have other opportunities.

0:27:35 > 0:27:40We'll just have to bide our time, Flopsy.

0:27:40 > 0:27:45I'm impressed, Mr Flatley. I thought a blog might be beyond you.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46Ah, blogs are simple really.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50Certainly for a computer wizard like myself.

0:27:50 > 0:27:55I think you might be the perfect person to run the school's website.

0:27:55 > 0:28:02I'll e-mail you the details. It won't take you more than a week or so.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Website?!

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Has anyone seen Della?