0:00:02 > 0:00:07Why not tell me where those MI9 spies are, let me deal with them?
0:00:07 > 0:00:11Call it a need for job satisfaction. My money?
0:00:13 > 0:00:17The rest will be paid into your account once I have their location.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- That will be very soon. - Excellent.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Now, what news of my other brilliant scheme?
0:00:24 > 0:00:29- YOUR brilliant scheme is primed and ready to go.- Wonderful.
0:00:29 > 0:00:36I capture the cream of MI9 whilst parting every child in this country
0:00:36 > 0:00:42from its pocket money. And I get to watch it all on the nation's CCTV,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45which I've commandeered for a day or two.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Ah, Flopsy, we are going to be so rich.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53I'll have a golden hutch made for you,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56with a lift, or would you rather an escalator?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Old-school spies have had their day,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Hidden in a place no villain will think to look...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24..welcome to MI High.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30My dad has been on my case all weekend.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I so wanted to tell him. You try saving the world every other week
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- while still getting staight A's. - My mum is the same.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38"I only nag you 'cos I love you."
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Will you stop loving me for just half an hour?
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Y'all give it up for Scoop Doggy.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49MOBILES BLARE DANCE MUSIC
0:01:49 > 0:01:53People, your day has brightened. The Dogg is with you.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Excruciating.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Frank totally pimped my phone. Check this out.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01MOBILES PLAY BLUEGRASS
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Give me that!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Muppets!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13BUZZING
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Here we go.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21'An instruction for you all.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24'The moment you hear the word "volunteer", put your hands up.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25BELL RINGS
0:02:28 > 0:02:31All right, everyone. Quiet, please.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Thank you, quiet, please.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Settle down now.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I said quiet, please.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Shh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40SILENCE
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Today is the start of 'You Are What You Eat Week,'
0:02:45 > 0:02:51so all crisps, sweets and junk food are banned from the canteen...
0:02:51 > 0:02:54GROANS
0:02:51 > 0:02:54..as well as the school grounds.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56GROANS
0:02:56 > 0:02:59It's for your own good. Isn't it, Mr Flatley?
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Indeed. Erm, it doesn't apply to staff, though, does it?
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- Lead by example, don't you think?- Right.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14On another note, PE is cancelled this week.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16WHOOPS AND CHEERS
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Yes, all right, all right.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20This is due to the fact that the gym is being redecorated
0:03:20 > 0:03:22so it is out of bounds all week.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25However, we do need three volunt...
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Oh, excellent, we have our decorators' little helpers!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ah, good morning, agents.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35So we're dogsbodies now?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37And where are the decorators?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Meet Jed Black, MI9's finest fitness instructor.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I recommended him myself.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46He's going to get you into the best shape of your lives.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48What, here? The whole school will see.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I've no choice. MI9 training centre's being upgraded,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54but don't worry, the windows have been replaced.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57You can see out, but all the people on the outside can see
0:03:57 > 0:04:00is their reflections. They're reinforced too.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Eurgh...
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Welcome to a week of necessary hell. Good luck.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Hi, I'm...- What a sad set of specimens you lot are.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25From this moment on, you will do exactly as I tell you.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Are you for real?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31You do not EVER question my authority.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35All of you, 100 press-ups, NOW!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Yeah, he's for real.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I love press-ups! C'mon, you two, I'll race you.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51This is so gross.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54You don't see Lily Allen being forced to eat hedgehog food,
0:04:54 > 0:04:55so why should we?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Hedgehogs eat hummus?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01'Gorgeous, greasy, meaty wursts.'
0:05:01 > 0:05:04All free. Tell your friends.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- What are wursts?- Who cares? They're free.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13BEEPS
0:05:29 > 0:05:30C'mon, Carrie!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31C'mon, Carrie. You can do it!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Who's the champ?! Who's the champ?!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Woo-hoo, waaah!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Remember this, kids,
0:05:39 > 0:05:43I've got muscles in places where you lot don't even have places.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Ah! A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Beetroot salad...
0:06:04 > 0:06:07..with a glass of semi-skimmed milk.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Thank me later.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Come on, let's get another.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27What are you doing? Stop this.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31It's You Are What You Eat Week, not Eat Processed Muck Week.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Processed muck?
0:06:32 > 0:06:38How dare you? My wursts are made from the finest frogs.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Did you just say 'frogs'?- Frogs...?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45No, no, of course not!
0:06:45 > 0:06:50I said 'hogs', finest Bavarian hogs. Yum-yum!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Wurst? On the house?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01No, thanks, mate. I was brought up never to accept food from strangers.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Suit yourself.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oh, go on, then, I'm sure one little one wouldn't do any harm.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh...
0:07:13 > 0:07:14This is amazing.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18I've never tasted anything like it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Thank you. Here, a couple for later.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31148, 149, 150...
0:07:31 > 0:07:32BLOWS WHISTLE
0:07:32 > 0:07:4037.4 seconds. Hopeless. Two minutes' rest and then we'll start again.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41But I have gym.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43"But I have gym."
0:07:43 > 0:07:45To think that the safety of the world
0:07:45 > 0:07:48sometimes lies in your hands is frightening.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Two minutes. Move it!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53WHISTLE BLOWS
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Wurst, sir?
0:07:56 > 0:08:02Um... Is there, perchance, a fearsomely stern
0:08:02 > 0:08:04and unforgiving-looking woman behind me?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06No. Why?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10No reason. Mmmm!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Just what the doctor ordered.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20My aches are aching.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21I bet mine hurt more.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24It's fun. Jed is so disciplined.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26You mean a cheating control freak?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30He's competitive, that's all. I admire that in a person.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Where's the van?! I need the van!
0:08:33 > 0:08:38- Are you OK?- Oh, yeah, I'm fine, cool. I'm ice cool.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I just, just need to find the van.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Just the van. The van... Where's the van?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Come on, the control freak calls.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Have you seen the van? Where's the van?!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Where is the van? I can't see the van, where is it?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03If you're ever captured by enemy forces
0:09:03 > 0:09:05as I was in Siberia during the Cold War...
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- More like suburbia.- ..they will attempt to wear you down
0:09:08 > 0:09:11through the use of sound and sight deprivation.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15So it is essential that you free yourselves as quickly as possible.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18You have one hour.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Wurst, sir?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Rule number one - when out in the field,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- behave professionally at all times. - SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Understand me?!- Completely.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Be at the distribution centre at midday. Do not be late.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Double wurst, but hold the sauce, yeah?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56That'll be ten pounds, please.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59But, er... You ain't done the maths. They're free, innit?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Repeat, please, I not understand.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06The produce you is giving is compeli-min-etry.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Get me now, bro'? - That was yesterday.
0:10:10 > 0:10:17But today, you pay, or have no wurst. Understand that, bro'?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Scoop's crew is watching you. - How sweet.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Now move along.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Eat veg, not flesh! Eat veg, not flesh!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28How much?! I don't carry that type of cash with me.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31We're not going to be exploited.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Let us through! Let us through! Stand back!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Allow me to get yours, Frank. - Very kind of you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40That will be £20.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Oh, er,...I only have a credit card.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Not a problem.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Enter PIN.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Avril...- Cool. You saw the light.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55Yeah, right...Um...could I borrow your phone? I left mine in class.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Sure. Anything for a sister.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Eat veg, not flesh!
0:11:04 > 0:11:09MP3 five megapixel camera phone in exchange for two wursts?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13That'll do nicely.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20Eat veg, not flesh! Eat veg, not flesh!
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Eat...
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Guys...?!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26MUSIC: RUSSIAN-STYLE MARCH
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Look at them all - the more they eat, the more they desire.
0:11:52 > 0:11:58Soon every schoolchild's pocket money will be in my piggy bank.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- What news of my spies?- Contained and ready for delivery.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08- Contained where?- They will be yours as soon as the money reaches my account.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- It will be there within the hour. - What of him
0:12:12 > 0:12:16when my...I mean YOUR masterplan has succeeded?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19There will be no further need of him.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Another little job for you, my handy little traitor.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Now, get to the distribution centre
0:12:25 > 0:12:28and make sure everything is running smoothly.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30KNOCKS OVER CHESS PIECE
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Checkmate, Flopsy. That makes it 174 to me
0:12:35 > 0:12:39and three to you.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43My ear drums are about to burst!
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Carrie! Oscar!
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Activate.
0:12:50 > 0:12:543-6-3-#-4-9.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Scan for sound waves.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Destroy floor.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06MUSIC STOPS
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Come on, Dav, just one bite.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Sharing wurst is wrong, everyone knows that.
0:13:27 > 0:13:3016 minutes 8 seconds. Not bad, eh?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Where's Jed got to? - I was just wondering that.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36It's locked.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45- Anyone else getting a terrible feeling about this?- Don't be silly.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Jed's one of us. He's probably gone for a cup of tea.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51I'm calling Frank. He'll get us out of here.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54RINGING TONE
0:13:54 > 0:13:57PHONE
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Voicemail.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- That's not like Frank.- We've got to get out of here.- How?
0:14:13 > 0:14:19- The windows are reinforced.- We could use those speakers to create an electromagnetic pulse.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Then harness it with my phone. - Creating reversible radio wave
0:14:22 > 0:14:26which, amplified through the MP3s, would manifest a frequency...
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- ..to shatter the windows.- Or...
0:14:29 > 0:14:31..we could do this.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33HYAA!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36We could do that.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Oh, my goodness!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10What's happened to him?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Frank?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15This is mine!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- You need to stop eating it. It's making you ill.- No, it's wonderful.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY - It's wonderful!
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Listen,
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- I don't know why or how, but those sausages...- Wursts! They're wursts!
0:15:28 > 0:15:33They're making people behave in a really strange way. Hand it over.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- No! You just want it for yourselves. - No, Frank,
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- we want to find a way to make you better.- Get back!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Look at yourself, Frank!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45What's happened to me?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Move away from the wurst, Frank.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52We just want to help you.
0:15:59 > 0:16:05Shows the state of the country when you can't even trust a hotdog.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Help me up.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Carrie, get to the van that sells these things.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Rose, it's time for you to do your stuff.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23We need to find out what's in them.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Mmm!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Could I have a wurst, please?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35And how you pay?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- With ketchup. - SPLURT
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Very funny!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42And now we're closed.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44CHILDREN MOAN
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Target on the move. In pursuit.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57There's no calorific value, yet the weight piles on when you eat it.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02- It defies probability.- Why are they so addictive?- They're moreish.
0:17:02 > 0:17:08They enliven taste buds, tricking you into thinking you need more.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- That's not right.- What?
0:17:12 > 0:17:17- The meat. It's Rana temporaria. - Sounds rather exotic.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- To give it its common name, frog. - Oh...!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26My mouth's a little...dry all of a s-sudden.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Anything to drink in the fridge, Oscar?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Just milk.- If it's wet, it'll do.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Mr Flatley...
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- You should be ashamed.- Mmm...
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- That is a dead animal in your hand. - Mmm, I know.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Disgusting!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Meat is murder!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Meat is murder!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Meat is murder!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Mmm...
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- This is one weird sausage.- Wurst.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Sausage, wurst, whatever.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10How could I be so dumb?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- What?- That's it - wurst.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14That's what?
0:18:14 > 0:18:1830 years ago, when we were in the middle of a Cold War with Russia,
0:18:18 > 0:18:23they were rumoured to invent a food which enemy troops could not resist.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26As they ate it, they put on vast quantities of weight.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- They wouldn't be able to run, so... - They'd be easy targets.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34You're not suggesting the country's about to come under attack.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38They wouldn't need to attack. If this gets into the food chain
0:18:38 > 0:18:41the nation will be too fat to resist anything.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Got it.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47Yuri Luvabitz, scientist extraordinaire.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Married to Olga, one son, Ivor.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55Banished to Siberia after embarrassing government with wurst invention
0:18:55 > 0:18:58which was found to be easily overcome
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- by the simple antidote of milk. - They got that wrong.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I'm drinking milk and I feel fine.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09THUNDEROUS TRUMPING
0:19:12 > 0:19:14PRRRBRBRBBRRRT
0:19:15 > 0:19:19TRUMPING CONTINUES
0:19:26 > 0:19:30PHRRBRRRTHTHRT
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Excuse me.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Respect, Frank!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36THRBRBRBRRRBRR
0:19:36 > 0:19:39That is scientifically impossible.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53THRRPRRRRR
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Ugh! Finished? - Please let that be a yes!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00HE TRUMPS AGAIN
0:20:00 > 0:20:04That was probably the most embarrassing minute of my life.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06YOUR life?!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Wow!- What?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Take a look, Frank.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Thanks, guys.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25PHONE RINGS
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Carrie?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Frank?
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Luvabitz's van just stopped outside what looks like a factory.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Looks like he's going in.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36So am I.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47- JED:- Luvabitz?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52You're not gonna believe this.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Jed Black's just turned up.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- The new batch of wursts - are they ready for dispatch?- Soon.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- How could I have been so naive? - Easily done, Carrie, believe me.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Now remain in position and await further instructions.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Jed is at the distribution centre.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- We need to bring up his personnel file.- I'm on it.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I knew he was up to something.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Amazing! The tiniest amount of milk reverses the effects,
0:21:20 > 0:21:23and kills the active ingredients immediately!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Black's clean. Maybe he's undercover.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28No. I'd know about it if he were.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Get yourself down to that depot as quick as you can.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Carrie's going to need backup.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Carrie? Milk destroys the wursts. Milk destroys the wursts.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Oscar's on his way. - Received and out.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Your boss. He is pleased with my work.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Yes, very. Which reminds me...
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Once you've finished here, I need to have a private chat with you.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Frank? You'd better look at this.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's Jed's banking details.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36He's just had £100,000 paid into his bank account
0:22:36 > 0:22:39by a company called Hard Tent Gamers.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40I can never resist an anagram.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58The Grand Master?! Do an emergency security sweep.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00We've been compromised.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06ELECTRONIC BEEPING
0:23:06 > 0:23:11'Unauthorised entry. Unauthorised entry. Unauth...'
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Interesting...
0:23:19 > 0:23:23It seems the Grand Master's hacked into the entire country's CCTV!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Why would he do that?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- He must be monitoring something. Something big.- We need to find out
0:23:29 > 0:23:34exactly what he's looking at, and put a stop to it, now!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I've got an idea.
0:23:37 > 0:23:43Just look at them, Flopsy. Fat, greedy children everywhere,
0:23:43 > 0:23:47all desperate to give me their money and valuables.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53What?! Flopsy, who is responsible for this?!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56That'll get him hopping mad, I'll bet!
0:24:14 > 0:24:15SLOW CLAPPING
0:24:19 > 0:24:20I'm impressed.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I really didn't think you'd escape from that gym.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25HE LAUGHS
0:24:25 > 0:24:28You're a plucky little thing, I'll give you that.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30And you're a shame to your country.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- You give what you receive.- Oh!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36So it's the country's fault for betraying you?(!)
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Talk about scraping the barrel for reasons to be a traitor!
0:24:39 > 0:24:4430 years I've given to MI5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49And for what? To be overlooked time after time as a field agent.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Rose?- 'Oscar, I'm on it.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54'I'm hacking into the Grand Master's CCTV system now.'
0:24:54 > 0:24:59And then 9 delivers the ultimate insult, by again refusing me,
0:24:59 > 0:25:04only this time it's because they felt children could do a better job.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06CHILDREN!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09'Oscar, keep Jed talking. We need him to say more.'
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Is that why you tripped me over?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Cos you couldn't bear to be beaten by another child?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Though I do prefer the term "younger adult".
0:25:18 > 0:25:20HE LAUGHS
0:25:20 > 0:25:23That's it, Jed. Keep on talking...
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Switch back...NOW!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30JED LAUGHS
0:25:30 > 0:25:32'You can't even capture the Grand Master!
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- 'And what a pathetic creature he is.'- This is an outrage!
0:25:36 > 0:25:40'He's actually paying me to deliver you and your cohorts to him!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43'He's so stupid, he can't even find you himself!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45'And here's the best bit.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49'Not only do I get rid of you obnoxious excuses for spies,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52'but I get to bring in the Grand Master myself.'
0:25:52 > 0:25:58BE A HERO! It's a win-win situation.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03And now...I'm afraid I'm going to have to dispose of you.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04The Grand Master loved your speech.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07So much so, I think he'd like to tell you personally.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09HE LAUGHS
0:26:09 > 0:26:11As if I'd fall for that!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15ELECTRONIC BLEEPING
0:26:20 > 0:26:23'You can run, but you can't hide.'
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Who's the champ now, sunbeam?
0:26:35 > 0:26:39I'll put the milk in the sprinkler system. Oscar, you set off the alarm.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44ALARM BELL RINGS
0:26:48 > 0:26:52My wursts! My wursts!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'm sorry, Papa!
0:26:55 > 0:26:58I tried to continue your work!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I tried!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02I promised him, you see,
0:27:02 > 0:27:08that his wursts would be in every shop in every land!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11And everyone addicted to them, getting fatter and fatter.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Nobody said they were perfect.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Take them away, gentlemen.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Your prisons - are they...bad?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Worse than your wurst nightmare.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27See what I did there? "Wurst" nightmare?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Milkshakes, come and get your milkshakes!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Strawberry, raspberry and banana, all organic, totally free.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38TRUMPING
0:27:38 > 0:27:40You wouldn't listen to me.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43They do call it junk food for a reason, you know.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44TRUMPING CONTINUES
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Oh no...
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- I think I'm going to...- TAKE COVER!
0:27:52 > 0:27:53HE TRUMPS