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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Dr Vince is the first person in the world to win the Nobel prizes

0:00:05 > 0:00:08for chemistry, physics and economics, all in the same year.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10- How brilliant is that? - Very brilliant.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12No, sorry. You carry on.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15But seriously, you've come up with some amazing stuff.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Let's talk about the 30% pill.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20A pill that makes you look 30% younger than you actually are.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24That is incredible. So, tell us, have you got any more up your sleeve?

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Oh, Ricky, I've only just started.

0:00:27 > 0:00:32Next year, we'll be bringing out see-in-the-dark contact lenses

0:00:32 > 0:00:34and...hover shoes -

0:00:34 > 0:00:39for walking on water. But, my own personal favourite...

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Sticky-back TV.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47You just tear one off, stick it on the wall

0:00:47 > 0:00:50and when you're done,

0:00:50 > 0:00:52you just throw it away.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54That is amazing. Every single important invention

0:00:54 > 0:00:58in the last six months has come from your research facility.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Where on earth do you get your ideas from?

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Well, I could tell you, Ricky, but then I'd have to kill you.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06DR VINCE CACKLES

0:01:07 > 0:01:10The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Old-school spies have had their day.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17And MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent...

0:01:27 > 0:01:30..hidden in a place no villain will think to look -

0:01:30 > 0:01:32welcome to MI High.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40'Then Tom Cruise walked in and Brad Pitt said, "Want to be in a film?"

0:01:40 > 0:01:43'And Tom said, "Yeah, all right. I'll be in the film".

0:01:43 > 0:01:45'And he was in it. And it was really good.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47'And David Beckham was in it too.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50'Because he's actually brilliant at acting.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52'And the film won all the Oscars.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- 'The end.'- Tell me that won't win a creative writing competition.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Why don't you write something that is not about celebrities?

0:01:59 > 0:02:04What, like a normal person who becomes a celebrity?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Why did you enter the competition anyway? It's voluntary.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09It's practice for when we're famous

0:02:09 > 0:02:11and have to write our best-selling autobiographies.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14PENCILS BUZZ

0:02:14 > 0:02:18So, why don't you just try writing about yourselves?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31LOW BEEPS THEN BELL RINGS

0:02:31 > 0:02:34A year ago, Dr Leonard Vince was an idiot.

0:02:34 > 0:02:39He entered an international inventors competition with these.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Giant sticky-back fridge notes. - They're massive!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Larger than the fridges they were meant to stick to. He came last.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49A few days later, everything changed.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Suddenly, Dr Vince was churning out one amazing invention after another.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55What's this got to do with MI9?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Every technical development we make, he comes up with something

0:02:58 > 0:03:00better and he doesn't mind who he sells it to.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03We can't investigate him just because he's smart.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Every security analyst we have is telling us something is deeply wrong

0:03:07 > 0:03:10about Dr Vince. Your mission is to infiltrate his research facility.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13A place like that's going to have unbelievable security.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18Yes, which is why you're taking this - a vibration sensor panel.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21VSP. It shows the location and movements of everyone

0:03:21 > 0:03:24within 200 metres metres, making them easy to avoid.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29You leave in one hour. Find out where he's getting his ideas from.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36WHOOSHING

0:03:36 > 0:03:40PHONE RINGING

0:03:40 > 0:03:43St Hope's. Kenneth Flatley speak...

0:03:43 > 0:03:48- PHONE RINGING - St Hope's. Mrs King. ..Really?

0:03:48 > 0:03:52..Oh, wonderful.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53..Immediately?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57..No. No, I'm sure that will be fine.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00..Eh, goodbye. She got in!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Well, I suppose it's good news.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07But I will miss her. And I was rather hoping she would help us win

0:04:07 > 0:04:10the borough's creative writing competition this year.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13We're the only school that's never won it.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Mr Flatley, we've discussed this.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18We have to do what's right for the child.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Yes.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yes, you are absolutely right.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26And anyway, with the buzzing hive of talent we have got in the school,

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I'm sure we will do as well in the competition without her.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Let's give her the good news.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- What?- Only the cleverest children in the country

0:04:33 > 0:04:36get a place in the new National Academy of Brilliance.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Everyone there is a future world leader.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Or a Nobel prize-winner.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45This is a proud day for St Hope's. Almost as proud as if we had won

0:04:45 > 0:04:48the borough's creative writing competition.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I don't suppose you've finished your entry?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Mr Flatley!- Sorry. Sorry.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56How can I be starting a new school TODAY

0:04:56 > 0:04:58and this is the first I hear about it?!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01You father and I applied on your behalf.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05You beat over 10,000 other applicants.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Does Frank know about this?- What's it got to do with the caretaker?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11What do you mean, there's nothing we can do?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14..We are MI9. We can do anything.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16..OK.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19..I understand.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I'm sorry. It's like talking to a brick wall.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I promise I will keep trying

0:05:24 > 0:05:26but, right now, we're just going to have to go along with it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28She can't leave, Frank.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31As I was just explaining, there's nothing I can do.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32But we need her for the team.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Relax, guys. Leaving the school

0:05:34 > 0:05:36doesn't mean I have to leave MI9, does it?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Oh, come on!- I'm sorry.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44If you're not a student here, I have to suspend you from operations.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48I'll be in touch. I promise.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Frank?

0:05:53 > 0:05:54We'll resign.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57You can't. The country still needs protecting.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's so unfair.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Where's all the security? I thought this place would be like Fort Knox.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Hey, look!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Come on.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- They're all empty.- The same.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25This one's got something in.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35A load of empty boxes and a year's supply of hand cream? Weird.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37We need to get in there.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40And I know how.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Judging by the look on your face, I'd say there was an 80% probability

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- you're lost.- Only 80?- Yeah. A 20% chance you always look like that.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53I'm looking for my classroom. Must have taken a wrong turn

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- and ended up in the computer room.- Nope.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56This is the classroom.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00I mean, you should see the computer rooms. That's really high-tech.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I mean, even the chairs have Sat Nav.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- It's a bit different to my old school. I'm Rose.- Button.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Is it your first day here, as well?

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Yeah. And my last day.- Yeah, I didn't really want to stay here either.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14You know, I thought this what would be smarter than me,

0:08:14 > 0:08:16but they're not all that bright.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Weird. I heard the kids were the smartest in the country.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Hey, I've got to go for a test soon, but do you want to hang out later?

0:08:22 > 0:08:27- Test?- Yeah, they test the intelligence of all new kids.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Are you, er...

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Button?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34That's me, Mr Smith.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36(I was talking to him 10 minutes ago).

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, er...this way.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Next time, we're having a box each.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I've got cramp every...where.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58This is so weird.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Let's have a look around.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09According to this, there's no-one in the whole building.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11That explains why there's hardly any security -

0:09:11 > 0:09:13nothing to protect.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Hang on.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I'm struggling to get a reading from this room.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Vince's office.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Maybe we'll find out where he get his ideas in here.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43It's clear.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Must have been lead paint or something.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I don't get it.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54If there's no work going on here,

0:09:54 > 0:09:57where is Dr Vince getting his ideas from?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17This makes no sense. I mean, look.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20The only things on his desk are takeaway menus,

0:10:20 > 0:10:23an empty tub of hand cream

0:10:23 > 0:10:27and a note to call someone called "Shmit".

0:10:27 > 0:10:28We've got to call Frank.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Who's Frank and what are you doing in my office?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Hover shoes. I can't believe it.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Hey, Button. How was the test?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Oh, really hard.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- I can't even remember what they asked me.- Ouch.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'm not looking forward to my test.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Still want to hang out later?

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Hang out of what?

0:11:04 > 0:11:10It's Vince. My office. I've caught a couple of industrial spies.

0:11:10 > 0:11:15Please. We're not spies. We're fans. We just wanted to meet you.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Yeah. You're the best.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Really?- You're like the smartest dude in the whole world.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22I've got posters of you on my wall and everything.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24They sell posters of me?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26You've got your own fan club.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Frank's the chairman. That's why we had to call him.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Don't worry.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33They're just fans.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Show them the way out.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Frank, I can't take a second day here.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49It's weird. The kids are weird.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50'There's high security.'

0:11:50 > 0:11:53It's a high-tech school. They're probably worried about thefts.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Look, I'm really sorry, Rose. I just don't have time to help right now.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01The Vince mission is my priority. It's a shame you're a good student

0:12:01 > 0:12:04'otherwise you could just get yourself expelled.'

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Expelled?- 'Rose?'

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Rose?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09I'm going to have to shower for an hour.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12That guy had this slimiest hand in the world.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14It must be all that hand cream.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15What did you find?

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Nothing.- What you mean, nothing? - No research. No computers.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22No workers. No security. Nothing.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25The only things we found were some takeaway menus

0:12:25 > 0:12:28and a note about someone called, um, "Shmit".

0:12:28 > 0:12:31If anyone's doing any research, not Dr Vince.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Shmit? His name came up before.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Has anyone seen the new girl?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Er...

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Rose?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Where have you been? - Mind your own business!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I'll come to class when I like.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52If you don't like it, you can expel me.

0:12:52 > 0:12:58Oh! No need for that. Good display of individuality.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Well done. Erm, top marks.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Oh!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07There. I knew it. Shmit was the winner of the inventors competition.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I think we've got some footage here somewhere.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13VIDEO VOICEOVER IN SPANISH

0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's in Spanish.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18This year's winner is Professor Shmit

0:13:18 > 0:13:23and his method of transferring brainpower from person to person.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Wow! Your Spanish is great.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Weird thing is, Spanish isn't one of the languages I speak.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Now I remember, MI9 looked into Shmit's invention.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36We thought it would be useful to have more intelligent agents.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh! Thanks very much.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- What was the problem?- Too dangerous.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45The person the brainpower's taken from is left a dull idiot.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48So, hang on. This Shmit guy is a brilliant inventor

0:13:48 > 0:13:51and has a machine which can make him even cleverer?

0:13:51 > 0:13:55We've been investigating the wrong person. Shmit's the real inventor.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Vince must just be working as a front.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58We've got to go and find Shmit.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02And fast. If he's using that machine to increase intelligence,

0:14:02 > 0:14:04he's destroying lives in the process.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Now class. We're going to be looking at evolution.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11LAUGHTER

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Who did this?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18That would be me.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Very imaginative.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Well done. A-plus.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28What have I to do to get expelled from this place?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Expelled? You've only just arrived.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32We haven't even tested you yet.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I've had enough of this.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43LOCK KEYPAD BEEPS

0:14:50 > 0:14:52LOCK KEYPAD BEEPS

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- What are you doing? Can I help? - I don't think so.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03I need to crack a multi-birational security code to get out

0:15:03 > 0:15:06and, frankly, you don't seem up to the brainy staff right now.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Yeah. You're right. I mean, if I had one of those things,

0:15:10 > 0:15:14I'd probably leave it on the factory setting or something.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21One, two, three, four, five...six.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Thanks!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Why is no-one listening to me? - Your new teacher

0:15:27 > 0:15:31- thinks you're brilliant. Why is that a surprise?- It's not just that.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33The whole school is weird -

0:15:33 > 0:15:37the students, the teachers, the security.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Look, I'm sorry I haven't got you out of there yet,

0:15:39 > 0:15:41but this really is not a good time.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- We have to find this Professor Shmit.- He's really familiar.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47He's like an older version of my teacher Mr Smith.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Maybe you should check out the Academy?- Rose,

0:15:50 > 0:15:52we really miss you and it is great to see you,

0:15:52 > 0:15:55but this Professor Shmit is out there hurting people,

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- so we need to work now.- Forget it! I'll investigate the place myself.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Well, so far,

0:16:05 > 0:16:09this is the best entry we have for the creative writing competition.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Is it good?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13No. It's the...one, two, three...

0:16:13 > 0:16:16fifth worst thing I have ever read.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21I'm beginning to regret letting Rose go. I mean, listen to this.

0:16:21 > 0:16:26"Who could have known that blond, floppy-haired Jim Platt was really

0:16:26 > 0:16:32"the amazing superhero known as The Morris Dancer". Amazing!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Do you think so?

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Yes, it's actually worse than the other five.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Oh, I thought it was rather good.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Did you write this?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Certainly not.- Mr Flatley,

0:16:45 > 0:16:48do you fantasise about

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- being a Morris-dancing superhero? - Of course not.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Now, if you'll excuse me.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57I'm going to lessons. BELLS TINKLING

0:16:57 > 0:17:00SHE CHORTLES

0:17:14 > 0:17:1930% pills. That's why Smith looks so much younger than Shmit.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Huh?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23I think Mr Smith is Professor Shmit.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Who's Professor Shmit?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Mr Smith.- Oh...!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Who's Mr Smith?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35You know, you were a lot brighter

0:17:35 > 0:17:37than this when we first met.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Rose? Do you think we could do your school entry test now?

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Yeah, that's great. I've got a couple of questions for you, too.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53So, how long have you been here, Mr Smith?

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Gosh.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58I-I...I can't remember.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Right.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Let me know if this gets too hard.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04OK.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Question one.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Which of these is not a fruit?

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Are you kidding?- I don't think so.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14- I mean, one is a carrot.- Well...

0:18:17 > 0:18:18What noise does a dog make?

0:18:18 > 0:18:23Woof, miaow, squeak?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I may need extra time on this one.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Take as long as you need.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28I'm kidding.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30It's, em...

0:18:32 > 0:18:34It goes, er...

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Weird. Oh, no!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I'm forgetting stuff just like Button.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40I've got to remember.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Smith, Shmit, MI9.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45I'm sorry.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Did you say something?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Please! Stop.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Don't worry. It will all be over soon.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55I know who you are!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Who am I?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Can't...remember.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09We must have missed something.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12He can't just vanish.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14She snuck out again.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17She must really hate that Academy.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Come on. Let's go and apologise.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I feel bad about earlier. No, right.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Beckham is a model AND a footballer.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26This stuff is, like, so hard.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Rose, we wanted to say sorry.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Who's the scruff bag? - You know who I am. What's going on?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Davina and Donovan are helping me with my poem.- Give them a blast.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38They won't know what's hit them.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42My name is Rose, It's the name my Mum chose.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44This is how my poem goes.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45I have some toes

0:19:45 > 0:19:47and a nose

0:19:47 > 0:19:49which I blows when it flows. Did I mention my name is Rose?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52< Wow!

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Deep.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Thanks guys. You're the best.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Erm, Rose. Could we talk to you in private?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00I have no secrets from my best friends.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Seriously, Rose. Come on.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Where do you want to go? Scruffs R Us?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Yeah, um, Rose, we need to talk.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Talk to the hand!- Shmit at Acad...

0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Get off! - Do you remember writing that?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Do you remember going to a hairdresser, like, ever?

0:20:20 > 0:20:26Shmit must have used the machine to transfer brain power at the Academy.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27He used it on Rose.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31She must have written it on her hand so we'd know what happened.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Come on, we've got to get to the Academy.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35We've got to take Rose with us.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38There might be a way of reversing this process.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41I mean, it is our fault. We should've listened to her

0:20:41 > 0:20:44when she said her teacher looked like Professor Shmit.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Rose, you're coming with us.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52OK, fine! But can you two put a bag over your head or something?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I mean, I have an image to keep up.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Don't touch the hair!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Was that...Rose?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Yuh-huh. You should read her poem.

0:21:07 > 0:21:13- It, like, R-O-X - rocks. - A piece of creative writing by Rose?

0:21:13 > 0:21:18Ah, the competition is in the bag! Hand it over.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41This is Dr Vince.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Did the latest batch of hand cream arrive?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53This place is kind of familiar. Have I seen it on TV?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55You used to go to school here.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, yeah! There's Mr Shmit. Hi...

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I think that was Shmit.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14How can it be? He's too young.

0:22:14 > 0:22:1630% pills.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- What?- What?- No, what did you say?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I said, "What?" What did you say?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23She said, "30% pills."

0:22:23 > 0:22:26They were one of Dr Vince's inventions.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29They make people look a lot younger than they actually are.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Rose must have found some before she turned into this big dumb idiot.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Hey, who are you calling big?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Let's follow him.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Rose's brain power. - That explains a lot.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Hold it right there, Shmit.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Who? < It's over.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15We know who you are and what you're doing.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18What am I doing?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20You're stealing the future of this country,

0:23:20 > 0:23:23you're taking the intelligence from all the brightest kids

0:23:23 > 0:23:25and giving it to yourself.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27I thought I was...

0:23:27 > 0:23:28making hand cream.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Don't pretend to be dumb.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34I don't think he's pretending. Think about it -

0:23:34 > 0:23:38all the brain power goes into that hand cream, and who do we know

0:23:38 > 0:23:39who always uses that?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Dr Vince.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44But if he really is the one behind all of this,

0:23:44 > 0:23:47then where's the research for his inventions going on?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49His facility was empty.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Vince has absorbed the brain power Britain's brainiest kids

0:23:52 > 0:23:53through that hand cream.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56He's doing all the research in his head. He's THAT smart.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00It explains why I could suddenly speak Spanish too.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04I got some of the cream on my hand when I shook his.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08OK, but didn't Shmit invent the machine?

0:24:08 > 0:24:12He did. But the old fool let me test it on him.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15I sucked his brain dry.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Since then, I've absorbed hundreds of intellects,

0:24:18 > 0:24:20but this is just the beginning.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24I'm building Academies in every major city.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Soon, I will have stolen the brain power

0:24:27 > 0:24:29of every clever child in the world.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32EVIL CACKLE

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Why does the evil genius always tell you their whole plan?

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Maybe because he knows there's nothing you can do about it.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43- We'll see about that. - Oh, my dear girl!

0:24:43 > 0:24:45I'm too smart for YOU!

0:24:45 > 0:24:49Every attack you can think of, I've already worked out

0:24:49 > 0:24:50ten ways of stopping it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53You can't win!

0:24:53 > 0:24:59But don't worry - soon, you'll be too dumb to care.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00BEEP!

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Oscar, didn't he invent see-in-the-dark contact lenses?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Head for the door.- Too late!

0:25:05 > 0:25:08RASPING RIPS

0:25:10 > 0:25:14And they said my giant sticky-back fridge notes were stupid!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16They ARE stupid!

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Wire them up to the think tank!

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Yes, Dr Vince.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26- No, no!- Stay over here, please.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Leave them... Leave them alone!

0:25:29 > 0:25:32That's it, Rose. Get it off me!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35She remembers the machine. She's trying to protect us.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36Out of the way!

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Too dumb to help, I'm afraid.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Get ready to say goodbye to what little intelligence you have.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Give that to me!

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Come and get it.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Come on, brainiac! Outwit me!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Mr Shmit, can you help me release my friends?- I'm not sure.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Dr Vince usually gives me my instructions.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25It's OK. I'm in charge now.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Oh, right.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Hold still.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Thanks, Rose. I thought we lost you there.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Sorry we didn't believe you about the whole Academy thing.- That's OK.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40- Look at me!- Look out!

0:26:40 > 0:26:45I have absorbed the power of 100 more brains!

0:26:45 > 0:26:48HE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES

0:26:48 > 0:26:53King four, checkmate! Boil for 20 minutes and then leave overnight...

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Chimpanzee, must fly away, approximately...

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Wow, he's really lost it.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01I guess you can be too clever.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04HE GIBBERS

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Are Shmit and the students OK?

0:27:08 > 0:27:12Yes. In fact, Shmit's decided to keep the Academy open,

0:27:12 > 0:27:13with MI9 backing.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15It could be a good source of agents.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17What about Dr Vince?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Not so lucky. He's been talking gibberish

0:27:19 > 0:27:22ever since his bath in the fountain of knowledge.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24- And his inventions?- Useless!

0:27:24 > 0:27:27He was so paranoid somebody would steal them

0:27:27 > 0:27:29that he didn't write the plans down.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33- Rose, brilliant news!- I'm not moving to another school!- No,

0:27:33 > 0:27:37but you did win the borough's creative writing competition

0:27:37 > 0:27:40with your poem. APPLAUSE

0:27:40 > 0:27:44The judges said its simplicity made it a work of genius.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46I don't even remember writing it.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Oh, such modesty!

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Allow me to remind you.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55"My name is Rose.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57"It's the name my mum chose.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00"This is how my poem goes.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03"I have some toes and a nose,

0:28:03 > 0:28:06"Which I blows when it flows.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09"Did I mention, my name is Rose?"

0:28:09 > 0:28:11LAUGHTER