0:00:38 > 0:00:41The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Old-school spies have had their day,
0:00:44 > 0:00:48and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Hidden in a place no villain would think to look.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Welcome to MI High.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12So, class, what will investigating your own family trees give you?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Rose?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Knowledge of where we came from, the factors that shaped us?
0:01:17 > 0:01:23And pride in one's roots gives us self-respect. Eh, Timothy?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Nah.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- You earn respect on the streets.- He still lives in the Stone Age, sir.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Yes.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Now, you can either work on your own or in pairs.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38This is so cool.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- We can find out everything about each other.- Hmm.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Hey, why don't we work together?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Er, no. My family's really boring.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51VIBRATING
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Sir, can I go to the library to do some research?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Of course you can, Rose.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Sir,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13it's my hay fever again.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15SHE SNEEZES
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Oh...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28ALARM BEEPS
0:02:30 > 0:02:32BELL
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Meet Katrina Houseman. Katrina works at the University of South Wessex.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I want you guys to help me retrieve Project N80.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59N80 is a real live Neanderthal.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00A prehistoric man?
0:03:00 > 0:03:05No. Neanderthals aren't men. They're a totally different species.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yeah, we've got a few in our class.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- What exactly were you studying? - Sorry, my work is top secret.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14We're MI9. Nothing's secret from us.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17His bones were discovered in a peat bog in the Uzhman region,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19and brought back to the UK.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22We extracted Neanderthal DNA and created N80.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25DNA, prehistory, pretty amazing stuff.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26He looks sad.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I think he looks good for someone who's a thousand years old.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31We should call him Andy.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36- Andy?- Yeah. Like Ne-Andy-thal. Plus, he looks like an Andy.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- N80 is very valuable and now he's been kidnapped.- You lost Andy?
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- When I did my rounds today, his cage was empty.- Security cameras?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47They've been down all week.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50It's not the first security breach at the lab.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Katrina says she's being followed. - Followed? By who?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Our main suspect is the People's Republic of Uzhman.- Uzhmanis?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59They make even SKUL look cuddly.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Let's hope they don't have Andy. - You're kids.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06MI9 think you can tune into N80's child-like instincts
0:04:06 > 0:04:07and help me find him.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Intelligence believes the Uzhmanis learned of Andy
0:04:10 > 0:04:11and his fighting potential.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14They plan to create an army of cloned Andys
0:04:14 > 0:04:16to sell to the highest bidder.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19To bring your family tree presentations to life,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22you can either write a poem about your ancestors,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24or you can dress up as them.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Wicked!- These online family records is rubbish!
0:04:27 > 0:04:32The official records won't list your second name as 'Doggy', will they?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Why? Is it out of date?
0:04:36 > 0:04:42No, you need your real name, not your nickname.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Nick? Who's Nick?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Keep me posted.- Shouldn't we be out there looking for Andy now?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Don't worry, you'll get your chance.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I've got helicopter patrols and SWAT teams combing the area.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Cool, I'll check the reports as they come in.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I need to do a crime scene analysis of the university lab.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Wait, you can't go without your gadgets.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03The digimitt.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Use the right glove to erase documents.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Minute impregnated fibres remove ink but leave the paper intact.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Use the left one to absorb information.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13So, you're a scientist too?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Compared to what you do, it's just dabbling.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19MP3 players that emit a calming sound frequency.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Just the ticket for pacifying Andy. - Or Scoop Doggy!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Pretty odd that the lab's security cameras weren't working.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Find out everything you can about Katrina.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Thought I'd work with Katrina on profiling Andy.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Use my 'childish nature'... Is that it?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Yeah. To try and work out where he might head next.- N80's very shy.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I suspect he'll be lying low somewhere.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50HE GROWLS AGGRESSIVELY
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Get out the way! Is that... Is that a caveman?!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Was Raymond's ancestor a polar explorer?
0:06:07 > 0:06:12Nah, sir. He was more into houses and cars.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Oh.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Any luck, Avril?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26My family's boring, so I'm looking into Oscar's instead.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Right...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Wow, this is cool!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42TRACKING DEVICE CRACKLES
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Why can't we have proper gear like everyone else?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Andy's been sighted!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15MOBILE BEEPS
0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's Rose.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- I'm at Katrina's lab. - 'Anything interesting?'
0:07:32 > 0:07:36There are scratches on the inside of Andy's cage, but no forced entry.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51The lab records show Andy tried to break out a while back.
0:07:51 > 0:07:57- Since then, Katrina has kept him locked up 24/7.- 'That's terrible!'
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I've got more tests to run.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Priority one is to get him away from the public.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Then back to St Hope's?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15If the Uzhmanis are after him, it's the only safe place.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Andy?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50It's OK, don't be frightened. I'm not gonna to hurt you.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Mmm. Good.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08HE GROWLS SOFTLY
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Stick together, this creature is dangerous.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38HE GROWLS SOFTLY
0:09:54 > 0:09:57MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
0:09:58 > 0:10:01'Hi, Rose. We've got Andy, we're now going back to HQ.'
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Good work. I've just found minute traces of radioactive isotope.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08My guess is it's been used to mark Andy.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09'So, someone's tracking him?'
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Yes. I don't know who yet, but we need to be careful.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Sir!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Donovan might be famous, on his Dad's side!
0:10:22 > 0:10:27His name is Stan Hardy and he played the Hackney Empire in 1903. Awesome!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Stan the Caveman!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I'm a big fan of his old comic routines.
0:10:32 > 0:10:38"Let's all 'club together', ladies and gentlemen!"
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Yes, well...
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Oscar's family tree is really weird.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50Oscar Dixon-Halliday, same birthday as Oscar, same birthplace as Oscar.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52It's almost as if they're the same person.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01LIFT DOORS OPEN
0:11:01 > 0:11:04N80! You found him!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06HE GROWLS AGGRESSIVELY
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Not exactly that glad to see you.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Don't project human feelings onto him.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15He's just feeling the stress of a new environment.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Hey, Andy.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Look at this.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35A smile response!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37He never did that before.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Maybe he didn't have anything to laugh about.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I follow approved guidelines for N80's care.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Not that it's any of your business. - ALARM BEEPS
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Red alert, guys. We have uninvited guests.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54TRACKING DEVICE CRACKLES
0:11:59 > 0:12:05And this is where your great, great, great grandfather was born.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Earth!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09No, no.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Where my finger is pointing.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18It's just a bunch of letters. I can't...
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Marakamesh, the capital of North Sahal.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I've never heard of it.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27We need to work on your geography, Timothy.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Your grandmother was born in Southend,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31and you hadn't heard of that either.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33THEY LAUGH
0:12:33 > 0:12:36There's no Oscar Dixon-Halliday online.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40But in the parish records, he's there next to Oscar.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Two families with the same history.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- MR FLATLEY:- And remember... if you do borrow any costumes,
0:12:51 > 0:12:54don't forget to put them back where you found them.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56And don't run! Hello?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- May I help you?- Leave this to me.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03We pretend we're new parents, looking for school.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Please to greet you!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14God bless the Queen!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Yes, indeed.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Kenneth Flatley, headmaster.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- And you are?- Parent.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Of children. We like to make place here for our childrens.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Ah, prospective parents!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Please, you make tour of school for us?
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Erm, yes. Yes, of course. This way.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42So, how many children have you got?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I have seven sons and three daughter.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49All proud patriot.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Almost a football team!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54In homeland we play horse rugby.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Really? And, erm, what line of work are you in?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I help find things for peoples.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Lost property, eh?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Yes. I think you can call it this.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14TRACKING DEVICE CRACKLES
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Who are they?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Uzhmanis. Recognise them?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22No. I never saw the people that followed me.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25They seemed to get on our trail very quickly.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27They're tracking him via an isotope, remember?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Yeah, but maybe someone at the lab gave them a bit of inside help?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I don't want those thugs to get their hands on N80.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I came to you, remember?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Also, there's a chance his DNA may become unstable.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- I need to get him back to the lab as soon as...- Andy!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51HE GROWLS
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You stay here, Katrina.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Keep watch for Andy on the closed circuit television.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Andy doesn't want to go anywhere near Katrina.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- And why was the CCTV down at the lab?- I know.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09I've got concerns about Katrina too. But let's keep an open mind for now.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Oscar!
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- How come you're missing all this family tree stuff?- Erm...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I knew you were busy, so I did some digging myself.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I've found some crazy stuff about your family,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39and this boy, Oscar Dixon-Halliday.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- You have to come and see. - I really don't have time.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- No, this is amazing. - Look, I told you before.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- My family are boring. - No, that's where you're wrong!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Just drop it!
0:15:49 > 0:15:54I know you don't mean to be rude and ungrateful.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59She's going to blow my cover. We have to get her off my case.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You two get that prehistoric truant back to HQ.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Leave Avril to me.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Andy didn't break out.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15The cage door was opened from the outside.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17That means it was either the Uzhmanis...
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Or Katrina.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- DNA?- Only Katrina's. We need to find out what she's up to.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28I don't care about Katrina, I just care about Andy. We should split up.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Too close to the mission?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Definitely. We might need a plan B.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21HE ROARS
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Caravanning is the perfect way to appreciate Britain's charms!
0:17:30 > 0:17:35Well, this is our science laboratory.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I'm rather proud of this one, myself.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Right! Time for a cup of tea.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Ah, your famous Earl of Grey.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Yes, we like try.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Good. If you'd all like to follow me, then.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Lots of parents choose St Hope's as their school of preference.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Now, who's for milk?
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Hmm!
0:18:09 > 0:18:10HE YELPS
0:18:10 > 0:18:13It's OK, don't be frightened.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Ah! What are you children doing?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I, erm...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Sorry, Avril.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Er...well, er...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Oh, Mrs King.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17You weren't supposed to see this.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Donovan's trying the costume for his caveman relative.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Mr Flatley's family tree project?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Ah, yes.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27It's not right just yet.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Not right?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32It's... Well, it's amazing.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38This even feels like real hair, Donovan.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:19:40 > 0:19:43That's the end of break. Hurry along now!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I'm gonna try and throw the Uzhmanis off the trail.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Andy, I need to borrow one of your hairs.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51HE GROWLS
0:19:53 > 0:19:56If we put this isotope-coated hairs somewhere else,
0:19:56 > 0:19:59it'll confuse the Uzhmanis' tracking device.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01And I'll smuggle Andy back to the HQ.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Andy! Wait!
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Chestnuts! Chestnuts! Get yer 'ot chestnuts!
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Donovan! Your other caveman costume was much better!
0:20:38 > 0:20:39TRACKING DEVICE CRACKLES
0:20:49 > 0:20:52N80's still on the run. I need to intervene.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05TRACKING DEVICE BEEPS
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Badly built garbage.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12We follow them both.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Andy! Stop!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20You don't need to worry.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Me and the team won't let anyone hurt you.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29HE WHINES
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Why were you so upset there?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Is it cos she caged you up?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Freedom?
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Is that what you want?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Andy!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55HE ROARS
0:22:01 > 0:22:04You take that one. You, that way.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23It's Carrie.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I'm with Andy on the roof, situation critical!
0:22:26 > 0:22:27RADIO INTERFERENCE
0:22:31 > 0:22:34HE ROARS
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Andy?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38RADIO INTERFERENCE
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- It's gone dead.- I knew Carrie was getting too close to the mission.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44We might need that plan B we talked about.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Frank, it's Oscar.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51Carrie's on the roof with Andy and we've lost contact with her.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53'I've got just the thing, the dragon chopper.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- 'We'll be able to see exactly what's going on up there.'- Great!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Evenin' all! My name is Stan the Cave...
0:23:09 > 0:23:15Ah, I wondered where you'd got to.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Someone is trying to trick us!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Erm... You're welcome to stay.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25ANDY ROARS
0:23:25 > 0:23:27It's time for plan B.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Are we sure about this? There are major risk factors.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Here's the dragon chopper. Can carry a camera or weapons,
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- finger-touch control.- Perfect. - Well, let's get a camera on them!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52HE GROWLS AGGRESSIVELY Andy?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Stop it! You're scaring him!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Plan B?- Plan B!
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Plan B?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- What's going on? - We're dealing with it.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12No! What are you doing? I knew I shouldn't have trusted you!
0:24:27 > 0:24:28ANDY!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Why did you do it?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45And why didn't you stop him?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47I didn't know.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I'm so sorry.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Too bad.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13But we get paid whether he's dead or alive.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19CARRIE: Andy isn't going anywhere!
0:25:23 > 0:25:28You couldn't stop us taking him from your laboratory,
0:25:28 > 0:25:30and you won't stop us now.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33His last resting place is here.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35They're right. Andy's ours.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42POLICE SIRENS
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Go!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Wait! We have to stop them!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Their van's on CCTV. I'll alert MI9.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Let's get Andy back to HQ before anyone sees us.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I'm so sorry, Andy.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Get away from him!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- He moved!- It worked!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15What?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17What worked?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20The dragon chopper's smoke bomb contained a sleeping gas,
0:26:20 > 0:26:21double strength.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23So you weren't trying to kill him?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Of course not. - Putting him into such a deep sleep
0:26:25 > 0:26:29was the only way to fool the Uzhmanis into thinking he was dead.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30It was a risky plan.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34We didn't tell you because we didn't know if it would work.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I guess I can forgive you.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Why did you have me followed at the lab?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Because I was frightened MI9 might use Andy like the Uzhmanis,
0:26:44 > 0:26:45to fight.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46That's crazy.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Not really, an army of cloned Neanderthals
0:26:49 > 0:26:50doesn't bear thinking about.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52We were all just trying to stop that from happening.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55It was the Uzhmanis who broke out Andy.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58They then cleverly left some of Katrina's DNA
0:26:58 > 0:27:00to make her look guilty.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Welcome back, Andy.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10We've found Andy the perfect new home, the Rift Valley in Africa.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13It's remote enough that he'll be safe from humanity.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16You were right, Carrie. My lab was no place for Andy.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18He'll be much happier back in the wild.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- And I can still carry out my studies.- Keep in touch.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24It's a shame we can't tell the world about him.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26It's a shame modern man can't be trusted.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Now, who's next?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:41 > 0:27:45What has this cacophony got to do with family trees?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48It's me national anthem, miss!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Me family tree shows I is royal.
0:27:50 > 0:27:5328th in line to the North Sahali throne.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55So you lot better start biggin' up the respect!
0:27:55 > 0:27:59- Respect comes from the streets.- Ugh!