0:00:03 > 0:00:04BELL RINGS
0:00:04 > 0:00:08Me and Mark went to that new shopping centre. It was cool.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11We were at my cousins'. A big family thing. I have a lot of cousins.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14What about you, Oscar? You done anything at the weekend?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Nah.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21TOYS SQUEAKING
0:00:21 > 0:00:23What the...?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28This week, we have a very special assignment for you.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36BABY CRIES
0:00:38 > 0:00:41'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44'Old-school spies have had their day
0:00:44 > 0:00:48'and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00'hidden in a place no villain will think to look.'
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Welcome to MI High.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Now, these are computerised infant simulators.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15And they are just like the real thing. They need feeding,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18changing and cuddling, 24/7.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22And you are going to be looking after them for the next few days.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26They are a big responsibility - just like the real thing.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30The only difference is, our robot babies will be keeping tabs on you.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35They record when they are comforted, AND when they are neglected.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Mrs King and I will be looking after one.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43At the end of the two days, we'll download the data from each baby
0:01:43 > 0:01:47to find out who in the class is the best parent.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49BABY CRIES
0:01:49 > 0:01:52BABIES CRY
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Give it up for Keith! The newest member of the posse.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03BABY SQUEALS
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Got it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- See those pictures get to the papers.- What about Troy?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Sorry, I can't risk him making a mess on this top.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16It's designer, you know?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18But...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21It's all right.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Look, Oscar. Doli's got your eyes. - Doli?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29D-O-L-I.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Navaho Indian for bluebird, silly.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- It's your turn to hold it.- Er...no. Miss King gave it to you.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39FAINT BUZZING
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Oi!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44BUZZING
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I've just remembered something I've got to do. Sorry.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Oscar!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I'm not raising this child on my own!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57BING-BONG
0:03:00 > 0:03:01CLUNK
0:03:02 > 0:03:03DING
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I see we have a new recruit.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24What have I told you about bringing unauthorised objects into HQ?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25BABY GIGGLES
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Hmmm...
0:03:27 > 0:03:30That's Hannah and Olaf Stein.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31That's why I called you down here.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34The Steins are the two cleverest people on the planet.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36KEYBOARD CLICKS
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Some of the stuff they've invented is out of this world. Literally.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- They've even got a fan club. - Don't tell me.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45You can access their blog... and you get a badge.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47222?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Their IQ.- Dude,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- you need get out more.- That's their neural interface machine.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54That's why MI9 are nervous about the Steins.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Last week it was stolen from a lab in Smorgasbord.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59That's in the Arctic Circle.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03The Steins programmed a network defence, that MI9 just installed
0:04:03 > 0:04:06into our computers, to protect them from a cyber-attack.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08The Steins are in the country to deliver a lecture
0:04:08 > 0:04:11on hyper-intelligence and the fight against crime.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13That makes them a prime target for SKUL.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14You are to escort their limo.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Ensure it reaches the conference hall safely.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18CAR HORNS BEEPING
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Five minutes.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Thank you.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Is there a problem?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35They're just dropping something off. It will only be a minute.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Is there anything I can get you while we wait? Water?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- A snack, something to read? - No, thank you, we're fine.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46"Is there anything I can get you?"
0:04:58 > 0:05:00They've disappeared!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02The Steins have been kidnapped.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03BABY CRYING
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Not all of them.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Delivery van was found abandoned a couple of streets away.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- There was no sign of the Steins. - The Grand Master's been after them
0:05:15 > 0:05:18for years, and this has the hallmarks of a SKUL job - sneaky,
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- smug and annoyingly efficient. - How could you let this happen?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- All you had to do was get the Steins to the conference.- Look,
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- I promise we'll find them. - Yes, we will.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Because I've put MY best people on the case.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Please, there must be something we can do?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- There is. What's the name of the baby?- Grace.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Mmm-hmm.- I read the blog!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Well, seeing as you're clearly naturals, you can look after it.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Uh!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I must apologise for the temperature in here,
0:05:49 > 0:05:52but this equipment gets very hot when it's running,
0:05:52 > 0:05:54and this is the only way to keep it cool.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56We know. We invented it.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00And let me tell you, I went to a lot of trouble to steal it.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03You should be proud of yourselves.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05All we care about is our daughter.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Where is she? - Please, we want to see Grace.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11And I want to get out of this miserable cold.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15So do us all a favour and plug yourselves in
0:06:15 > 0:06:19to the neural interface machine.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24How is it possible that something so small, can make so much mess?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Looks like we've got another Picasso.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I SO don't get modern art.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I've got some gadgets for you.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Very funny.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41And I've got something that tells me when Grace needs changing.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46It's called a nose. And this one's got your name on it.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Frank...call out the biohazard squad.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20That thing's poo is toxic.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Ooh, definitely weapons-grade material.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I found some instructions online.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You're looking at how to raise a baby, on a website?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Are you serious?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Like everything in life,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36you just need to approach this scientifically.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45She does realise Grace is not a machine?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49How are we meant to look after a baby,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51if we can't even look after ourselves?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Maybe we don't have to.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56What?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Watch and learn, Homes. Watch and learn.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
0:08:03 > 0:08:06millions of light-years seem so far.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Pi is a very, very long number. E = mc2 was...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:13 > 0:08:17You hear that? Where have I heard that music before?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Now, there's no need for that, young lady.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30ICE-CREAM VAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Hi, Rose. Would you like some chocolate sauce with that?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I'm quite capable, thank you.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Course you are.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39How about raspberry ripple?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No, really. Thanks.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52It seems being a dad has brought out the friendly side in Scoop.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Any word on the Steins?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Not a sausage. It's like they've disappeared into thin air.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01They're not the only ones.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03What have you done with Grace?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Scoop!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Well, someone's in for a big surprise.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Rose is such a swot. She's practically a cyborg.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Which makes her a perfect mum for the baby.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Why swap babies?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Try and keep up, Home.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Without knowing, Rose takes care of Keith.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Then, at the end of this week, when we swap the babies back...
0:09:24 > 0:09:28reports get downloaded and we look like wicked dads, innit?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30BABY GURGLES
0:09:41 > 0:09:43It's moving and everything.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Seriously, it's just in there.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47In there.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54You actually thought this was a flesh and blood baby? Eh?
0:09:54 > 0:09:55W-w-w..
0:09:55 > 0:09:59We need to have a serious talk about the human anatomy.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Go!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Ridiculous.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04It moved!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Ah, so, how are the new parents doing?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Ha-ha! These robots...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16..are remarkably realistic.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18WATER TRICKLING
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Oops...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Someone...has had a little accident.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Good thing it's only water.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Hmm.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Linda.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Oh...new timetable?
0:10:42 > 0:10:46No, headmaster. This is the new schedule for OUR robot baby.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48As you can see, it's colour coded.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Feed time, cuddle time, play time, sleep time.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Oh, very impressive. Even a complete idiot should be able to follow it.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Hmm, we'll see.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00The baby needs a feed now, but I've got to go out.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Right, er, leave it to me.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05It'll be good to spend some one-on-one time together.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09It's very simple. Feed it, burp it and put it to sleep.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Don't you worry about a thing. Our little treasure is in safe hands.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Aren't you?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Ah! Yummy milk!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Look, I'll show you.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Mmmm.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32What's up?
0:11:32 > 0:11:37Look! The MI9 mainframe is under attack. Someone's hacking into it.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Don't worry about it. - What if they get through?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42They can't. The new cyber-defence system
0:11:42 > 0:11:44is designed at MI9 by Hannah and Olaf Stein.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47There's no-one in the world clever enough to break through.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Ah, false alarm, then.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51No prob. Time to go home anyway.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Why don't I have Grace tonight? I'll keep an eye on the hackers
0:11:55 > 0:11:58and wait for an update from Stark about the Steins.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- But, I was going to... - You could do with a break, Oscar.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- You're sure you know what you're doing?- Of course.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07When I was living with the Nuwanga people of Africa,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I had the privilege of seeing how they raised infants.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14There's a lot we can learn. It's actually quite humbling...
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh...looks like it's just you and me, then.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Zab-aba-bab-a!
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Bribbl-iblur!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23No.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24BABY CRYING
0:12:24 > 0:12:26How did you know...?
0:12:27 > 0:12:28HE BURPS
0:12:32 > 0:12:34HE BURPS LOUDLY
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Cho-cho-cho-cho.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Woo-woo!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Brrr-rrr-rrr!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Brrr-brrr.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Chuca-chuca, chuca-chuca...
0:12:50 > 0:12:53..and they all lived happily ever after.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Now, then, it's time somebody went to sleep.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59GURGLES
0:12:59 > 0:13:01But we've read all the books.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03The competitor's ef...
0:13:05 > 0:13:10..effectiveness is limited by the hydraulic pressure in the vessel
0:13:10 > 0:13:13once the angle has exceeded 20 degrees.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Even I don't understand this!
0:13:15 > 0:13:20Come on, Grace, you must be tired by now.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22STEREO PLAYS RAP MUSIC
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Scoop!
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Scoop!
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Scoop!
0:13:31 > 0:13:32MUSIC STOPS
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You're going to upset the babies.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38What are you doing?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41CALMING FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:41 > 0:13:43No!
0:13:43 > 0:13:44MUSIC STOPS
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- I don't think so.- Scoop!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49BELL RINGS
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Ah!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Have any of you seen Frank?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54- No.- How come?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57He hasn't shown up for work and there wasn't a message to say
0:13:57 > 0:14:00he'd be late, or anything. It's most unlike him.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I don't suppose you've seen Frank, have you?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07ELECTRICAL BEEP
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Frank, come in.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Pick up, if you're there.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Frank!
0:14:23 > 0:14:24What happened? Was it SKUL?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Shhh!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Where's Grace?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29She's only just gone to sleep.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Please don't wake her!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Can we get you something?- Ice cream.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36COMPUTER BEEPS
0:14:37 > 0:14:39That can't be!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43The hackers only have one firewall left to break through.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Frank, you were meant to keep an eye on things!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47So much for no-one being clever enough
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- to break through the Steins' security system.- Oh, no.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Unless it is the Steins.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Agent Stark, Agent Gupta here.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Yeah, Gupta, I don't have time to talk, we're under cyber-attack.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I know what's going on. It has to be the Steins.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07No-one else can break through their own security system.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Don't be ridiculous, the Steins will never work for SKUL!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12SKUL must be forcing them. You have to take
0:15:12 > 0:15:15the entire MI9 computer network offline.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18We'd be blind! SKUL would run rings around us!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21If that final firewall falls, SKUL will have access
0:15:21 > 0:15:23to every scrap of MI9 data.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Details of every agent, blueprints of every gadget,
0:15:27 > 0:15:28records of every mission.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Sir?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Pull the plug!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Now! You better be right.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46MI9 took their system off line
0:15:46 > 0:15:49before we could breach the final firewall.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51This is not our fault. Please...
0:15:51 > 0:15:56Fear not, this is precisely what I had planned.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01Now the real fun can begin.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Should have done something.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I feel so...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15so thick.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Don't beat yourself up.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19You were trying to outsmart the Steins.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22It would be like Scoop trying to outsmart you.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Thanks, makes me feel a whole lot better.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27So, what are we going to do?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30That's the point. There's nothing we can do.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I don't deserve this membership.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48You don't fancy taking your turn?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51With these nails? I don't think so.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Oscar.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Oscar!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01There you are. We've been looking all over...
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Who's that?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Whoops...
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Er, this is Grace.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10So this is the "thing" you had to run off for,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13that's more important than your own baby?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Avril, it's not like that. - You know what, Oscar?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I don't want to listen to your excuses.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20But you owe Doli an explanation.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Hu! Wow, that was better than a soap.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Wow!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I think you've really captured something.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Not!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42You know what I really fancy?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44An ice cream.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46'A crime wave is sweeping the nation.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49'Police are pushed as resources are stretched to the limit.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51'Looting and vigilante behaviour is up.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56'Speculation is mounting as to who will step in to save the nation.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57'We'll bring you updates later.'
0:18:00 > 0:18:03What about Grace? When do we see her?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh, you've not finished yet.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08But MI9's computers are off line. Isn't that what you wanted?
0:18:08 > 0:18:14Of course, but sooner or later MI9 will come back on line
0:18:14 > 0:18:17and then they will come after us.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21So now, I want you to build an impregnable defence
0:18:21 > 0:18:24for the SKUL computer system.
0:18:24 > 0:18:30One that no-one will ever be able to break though.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Not until we see Grace.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38Oh, very well. If you insist!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Avril. Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57No, I overreacted. My hormones are all over the place since the baby...
0:18:58 > 0:19:00You've got secrets, and that's OK. I get it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04I just wanted to say I think it's great you're bonding with Doli.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Ahh-a-a!
0:19:13 > 0:19:18Rose and Carrie are great, but they don't realise how lucky they are...
0:19:18 > 0:19:21having family. They take it for granted.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I'd love to have a baby sister. It would be fun.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28We'll find your mum and dad, I promise.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31XYLOPHONE PLAYING
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Ah, a musician as well as an artist.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38SHE PLAYS A TUNE
0:19:43 > 0:19:46This is exactly what Stark was afraid of.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Without computers to help predict SKUL's next move,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- MI9 are powerless to stop the crime wave.- Its all our fault.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55If they hadn't been kidnapped, this wouldn't be happening.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- If only there was a way of finding them.- How, without computers?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02What's the emergency? Leaky nappy?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Listen to this.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05XYLOPHONE TUNE
0:20:05 > 0:20:09I know that tune. It's the ice-cream van music.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- But it sounds like its being played on a xylophone?- That's the point.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I don't understand. Who's playing it?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Grace.- No way!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Don't you see? All the stuff Grace has been making,
0:20:22 > 0:20:27the drawings and shapes, it's triggering a subliminal response.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30That's why we're all craving ice cream. I know it sounds crazy,
0:20:30 > 0:20:33but I think Grace is trying to tell us something.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I could murder a choc-ice...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37That's it! Grace's drawing.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40It's the logo from the ice-cream van.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44One was parked on the side of the road when the Steins were snatched.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Knew I'd heard that music before. - Was the ice-cream van involved in
0:20:50 > 0:20:53the kidnapping of your mum and dad?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yeah, Oscar, she can't talk.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57No, but she can still communicate.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00You're not seriously suggesting we listen to a baby?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04You better be right about this, Oscar.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06If Stark finds out we're following clues
0:21:06 > 0:21:09given to us by someone in nappies, we'll be the laughing stock of MI9.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13If we don't find the Steins, that will be the least of our worries.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Why have you brought that? - With everything going on,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18we've been neglecting it. I may hate the assignment,
0:21:18 > 0:21:21but I hate the idea of doing badly in class even more.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25How are we to find the ice cream company with the MI9 computers down?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Next left.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27How can you be so sure?
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Grace has drawn us a map. - This has officially started to become
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- a little freaky.- Yeah.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Which way now, Oscar?
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Just wake her up.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51No. She'll be really cranky if she doesn't get her sleep.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54The country's in the grip of a major crime wave
0:21:54 > 0:21:57and our only hope of stopping it is taking a nap?!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Can't we use the spypod? - Not with the mainframe off line.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- There may be a chance of re-routing. - Through the CIA database!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06We need to reconfigure the algorithm protocols.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Or we could just ask this bloke.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Excuse me, have you seen an ice cream factory around here?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Cheers, thanks.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Of course, the Steins were taken from the limo, through a manhole.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34They must have been smuggled into the ice-cream van the same way.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40The Steins neural network interface machine.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42The one that was stolen?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- What's it do?- It allows you to plug a person directly into a computer,
0:22:45 > 0:22:48So you can harness their brain power, like a microchip.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50The Steins ARE the computer.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52The question is, where are they now?
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Can you access SKUL's computer to find out where they've been taken?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00- It's protected by a three digit code.- That's not too hard to crack.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04That's 1,000 versions. If you get it wrong three times, it locks you out
0:23:04 > 0:23:07of the system for 24 hours. It could take us till next year to crack it.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10BUZZING
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Frank?- 'Stark's done a deal with the Grand Master.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- He's going to give them Grace. - He can't do that.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19At least she'll be with her parents. MI9 agents are on their way
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- to take her to the rendezvous. - I don't care.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- It's wrong. I'm not handing her over.- 'Oscar, it's an order.'
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Oscar, don't do something you'll regret.- The thing I'll regret
0:23:30 > 0:23:35- is giving Grace to the Grand Master. - You'll be throwing away your career.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Family is more important.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Oscar. She's not your family.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Oscar, give it up.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47There's nothing more we can do.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Please, can you give us a minute to say goodbye to Grace?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58BABY CRYING
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Look what the stork brought.- Grace!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'm afraid the reunion will have to wait...
0:24:16 > 0:24:19until you've finished my new computer defence system.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's done. All I have to do is flick this switch
0:24:22 > 0:24:26and SKUL will have the most secure computer network in the world.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Well, what are you waiting for?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33BEEP BEEP
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Impossible!- What's happening?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Someone is hacking into SKUL's computer network.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- If this is a trick, so help me... - No, I promise you.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- Then do something.- It's no good. Whoever is doing this...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- ..is...- Too clever for us?
0:24:51 > 0:24:55But you're the cleverest people on the entire planet!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58No. There is someone cleverer.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08What?!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12ARRRGGH!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Got a location yet, Rose?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Standby.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Lair 2B, Coldfinger Lane, Deadly End, Dungeoness,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27'Essex, FB1 UGG.'
0:25:42 > 0:25:43This is MI9!
0:25:43 > 0:25:44There!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49The Grand Master, go!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53It's locked.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55BABY DOLL CRIES
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Grace!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Oh, Grace!
0:26:05 > 0:26:09But how did you guess the three digit security code so quickly?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11What else could it be? 222.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Maybe you're not so thick after all.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16The question was, who to plug into the machine?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19The only person in the world smarter than her mum and dad.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21We wish to keep that a secret.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Super-intelligence is both a gift and a curse.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28If SKUL discovered Grace's potential, any chance
0:26:28 > 0:26:30of an ordinary life would be gone.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Thank you again, agents, for looking after our beautiful daughter.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37We need to get you people out of here. STAT.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- But I didn't get a chance... - We'll debrief later.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Goodbye, Grace.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Right, time to find out who made the best mums and dads.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Now, let's see...baby Keith.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Keith, a most unusual name for a girl.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04LAUGHTER
0:27:04 > 0:27:07As for parenting skills, you have none!
0:27:07 > 0:27:14Next, is Doli, who's mother and father are Avril and Oscar.
0:27:14 > 0:27:1585 percent!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18That's excellent!
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Remarkable. Davina and Donovan have topped that.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Which leaves just Rose and Carrie.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Come to think of it, where is your robot?
0:27:37 > 0:27:38ELECTRICAL CRACKLING