0:00:15 > 0:00:17Explosives Direct.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21I've got a delivery for, er, SKUL.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23One kilogram dugranite...
0:00:23 > 0:00:24Is that what you ordered?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26INTERCOM: Yup.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Enough to blow up a school.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Bills, bills and more bills.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Oh,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- this one's for you.- You read it.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47It'll probably be another demand for money.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53"Dear Kenneth Flatley,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57"regarding the dying wishes of your great Aunt...Jemima"?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Jemima.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00My father's aunt.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03She moved to America and... Oh, I remember now,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07she married a millionaire oil baron from somewhere like...
0:01:07 > 0:01:08BOTH: Khazboldia.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10She inherited all his money,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12but now she's died.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16"As one of her four favourite relatives,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19"you have been invited to share her fortune
0:01:19 > 0:01:25"totalling £4 million"! £4 million between four of you.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Headmaster! You're going to be a...
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Millionaire.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Old-school spies have had their day
0:01:40 > 0:01:44and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Welcome to MI High.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Ooh! Thank you!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Thank you, oh!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08BELL RINGS Thank you!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13So Flatley's getting a million quid.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15And some new friends.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Ah, sir. When is after-school morris dancing club start again?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Ah, at last, Timothy. A useful hobby.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Ah, Frank.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Could you round up some extra chairs for my office?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I've got some relatives coming for the reading of my...
0:02:30 > 0:02:32great aunt's will.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Today's the big day.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35No problem, Mr F.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Here, bit unusual to have the reading of a will at a school,
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- isn't it?- Yes, the solicitor asked if he could do it here.
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Something about his office being redecor-r-r... Ooh, oh!
0:02:46 > 0:02:50"Turn down your share of the money or I blow up your precious school.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54"And don't tell the cops neither."
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Blow up the school!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Does that mean a bomb?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Keep this to yourself. We don't want to cause a panic.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I'll search every corner of the school if I have to.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Yes, thank you, Frank.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08You're a good man in a crisis.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I mean, who could possibly want to do this?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Sir?- Oooh!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I found this South American weavers cooperative.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I thought with your new fortune, you might want to buy them a school.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- That's a kind thought, Avril, but... - Sir, relax.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- You're in the hands of professionals.- Am I?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27We are your new personal shoppers.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Clothes, accessories, shoes.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Cars, televisions, gadgets.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Er!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I know what you're all after -
0:03:35 > 0:03:36some of his million.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Well, he hasn't even got it yet. Have you?
0:03:39 > 0:03:40No.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Run along.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Go!- Oooh!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51I am so sorry about them.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Now, you mentioned you'd forgotten your lunch.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57So, I thought you might like to buy a sandwich.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's really not necessary, Mrs King.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01No, no, no!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I insist.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07We can't have the top man going hungry, can we?
0:04:08 > 0:04:09HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Hmm.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Keep away from Mr Flatley today.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17He's got a lot on his plate without you acting all matey.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23ELECTRONIC BEEP
0:04:33 > 0:04:34WARNING ALARM BEEPS
0:04:51 > 0:04:53This was on Flatley's desk.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59"Turn down your share of the money
0:04:59 > 0:05:02"or I'll blow up your precious school!"
0:05:02 > 0:05:03- ALL: What?- Must be a hoax.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Unfortunately not.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Right, I have a gadget for you.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Detector specs.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12They show up the tiniest trace of any unusual substance.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13What can you see?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15ELECTRONIC BEEPING
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Dugranite?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Dugranite - a rare and powerful explosive.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Whoever sent that note is serious. There is a bomb in the school.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25We need to evacuate. Everyone's in danger!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27One wrong move could trigger the bomb.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Who'd want Flatley to turn down his million?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Any one of his relatives. They would all get a share of it.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Oh, that's bad.- What?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37The only supplier of dugranite made their last delivery six weeks ago...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39to SKUL.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I thought you said Flatley's relatives would get the money?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43They would.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Though it appears one of them is working for SKUL.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Unbelievable. - Shouldn't we call the police?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- The note says not to. - The bomb squad, then!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54We don't want to cause a panic, this is SKUL we're talking about.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57We're the best people to deal with this.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I want you to find out which relative is behind this
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- and stop them before Flatley accepts the money.- Look.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05The Flatleys - they're arriving.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Result.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08The bomber licked the envelope.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10We have DNA.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Get DNA samples before they reach the office -
0:06:12 > 0:06:13skin, hair, nails, anything!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17And keep an eye out for the bomb.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Wait!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26I didn't notice that before.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Carrie, come on!- No, you go.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40TICKING
0:06:42 > 0:06:45OK, Oscar. Approaching you now is Flatley's Uncle Hamish -
0:06:45 > 0:06:48a university lecturer in advanced chemistry.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50He certainly has the know-how to make a bomb.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52FAINT BAGPIPE MUSIC
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Professor Hamish Flatley?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I've had a hell of a journey
0:07:01 > 0:07:04and this is the welcome I get.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06One of the nit-ridden kids.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09HE GROANS
0:07:11 > 0:07:13BOX TICKS
0:07:20 > 0:07:22LOUD ROCK MUSIC
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Rose, heading your way is the head's second cousin -
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Nozzy Flatley - lead singer with Flaky Pastry,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31probably the worst rock band ever.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33In 20 years they've never had a hit,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36so the money will be very tempting to him.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Flipping heck!- Nervous?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Er, no, no. Just, em,
0:07:42 > 0:07:44you know, excited.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'm here for the reading of the will.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I know a shortcut. Follow me.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50ROCK MUSIC SWELLS Oh.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52TICKING
0:07:52 > 0:07:54ELECTRONIC BUZZING
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Carrie.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Carrie!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13CUCKOO CHIMES
0:08:21 > 0:08:22"Dear Mr Flatley,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25"congrats on your exciting news!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27"From all at the Caravan Club."
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Carrie, about time! The last Flatley's here.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- It's the Reverend Jeanette. She's approaching reception.- On my way.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45She runs a drop-in centre for youngsters, but check this - it's under threat due to lack of funding.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Hey, homie. Bunking off?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54School's like, well boring, yeah?
0:08:54 > 0:08:55No!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I mean, I'm here to show you to the will reading.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Wicked!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yeah, you must be excited about the money.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Oh, no, no. As long as I've got a roof over my noggin.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Dosh can't buy you happiness.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- You feel me?- Yeah.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Well, em, just follow me.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Oh, thank you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Headmaster?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Frank's a good man in a crisis.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Headmaster, this is Mr Pronting, the solicitor.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Frank's a good man in a crisis.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Frank's a good man in a crisis.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Frank's a good man in a crisis. - He's just overexcited.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Frank's a good man in a...
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Would you like to contribute a ginger hair to my science project?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Contribute a ginger hair?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I havnae got time for this.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Obviously the more samples I get, the better.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42We're trying to find out why ginger dominates -
0:09:42 > 0:09:44why it always comes out on top.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Ah.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Because it's the best hair colour.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Ooh!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Obviously.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Stupid boy.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Now,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58where's this head's office?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Rose? Hamish is certainly aggressive enough to be the bomber.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Nozzy's as nervous as anything, and he obviously wants the money.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12And then, once I've built my own studio,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14we won't need to sign to a label.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17We're going to be huge, bigger even than Take That!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18SUCKING
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Ready?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Hamish's DNA sample.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40COMPUTER BEEPS
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Rose, Nozzy's.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48His dandruff will contain DNA.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54COMPUTER BEEPS
0:10:54 > 0:10:56So it's Jeanette?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I knew she was too good to be true.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Here. Should be enough saliva for a match.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Then we need to find where she's hidden the bomb...
0:11:12 > 0:11:13- COMPUTER BEEPS - What?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17It's none of them.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- The bomber must be someone else. - But who?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Everything's gone hunky dory.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'll be listening in.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- LAUGHS EVILLY - And if I don't get my money...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Kaboom!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32CHUCKLES EVILLY
0:11:35 > 0:11:38That note didn't just arrive by magic.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Here's the CCTV from first thing this morning.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Er, why would Scoop be working for SKUL?
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Look.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Scoop's just the delivery boy.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Someone giving him...
0:11:50 > 0:11:51a bear and an envelope
0:11:51 > 0:11:54and some money for doing it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56And this is our only angle?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58That's our bomber.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'll find Scoop and get a description.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I'm thinking the dugranite might be...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Inside that teddy bear. I'm on it.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- And you're on forensic analysis. - Yes!
0:12:11 > 0:12:12BELLS JINGLE
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah, go on. Laugh away.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Truth is, this is the best way to get in Flatley's good books
0:12:21 > 0:12:24and it's a short step from his good books to his wallet.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Oh, so that's why you took him a cuddly toy this morning!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30You, em...
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- You saw that? - Dude, you must really like him.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37No! No, no, no, no!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40See... You, you've got it wrong, see?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I was given that from someone else, innit.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Straight up, some bloke at the gates.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What bloke?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Don't know. I've never seen him before.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Erm, '80s mullet...
0:12:51 > 0:12:53erm, dungarees...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55sort of talked funny as well.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56A foreign accent?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Don't know.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Maybe. Why?
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Just that you probably helped an underworld crime syndicate
0:13:03 > 0:13:05with a plan to blow up the school.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08HE LAUGHS
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Pull the other one. It's got bells on it!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Er, Mr Flatley?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23I'm not leaving Flipsy and friends alone with them.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24But what about the will?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I just need to speak to Frank.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I'll give him ten minutes.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32If he's not back by then,
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I'll have to split his share between the other three.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36He'll be back.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Er, hi.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44The bear on Mr Flatley's desk.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47My sister gave it to him by accident and now she's upset. Could I just...?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Sorry. Legal proceedings. I can't let you in.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Ahh, where is he off to?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I dinnae trust the English!
0:13:58 > 0:13:59HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Nae offence.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08It's Hamish. He has dugranite on his fingers.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10But he didn't match the DNA from the envelope.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Plus Scoop described a man with dungarees and a mullet.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Maybe they're working together.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18We need to get into Flatley's office and scan that bear.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Classic - using newspaper letters to avoid handwriting analysis.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Could've come from anyone.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Look! Colour.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31In Britain we spell it with a U, right?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Here it says C-O-L-O-R - the American way.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Whoever bought this newspaper was from America.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Great. That narrows it down to, oh, 300 million people.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44MOBILE BEEPS
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Hello.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Frank, I know who the bomber is.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Great, who?
0:14:50 > 0:14:51It's one of my relatives.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54They're the ones who get my share of the money! Now,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I don't know which one it is,
0:14:56 > 0:14:58but I'm going to call the police right now.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00No need, I've already found the bomb
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- and defused it.- Really?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04How did you manage that?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Er, it was a badge I got in the Cubs.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08It all came flooding back.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Frank, you're a marvel!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Well done.- Cheers, Mr F.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Frank!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16The note says not to call the police.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18It could've triggered the bomb.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21If he thinks it's been defused, he's bound to take the money now,
0:15:21 > 0:15:23which will also trigger it!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I had no choice. I've bought you some extra time to find the bomber.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Now I have to evacuate the school.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29It's getting too dangerous.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38TOILET FLUSHES
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Headmaster?- Hmm?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Are you all right?
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Tickety-boo, Mrs King.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50I'll tell you what, Frank London is my new best friend!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I wonder if he'd like a new car...
0:15:57 > 0:15:58HE KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:16:01 > 0:16:03ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Wow!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05I heard you were here.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I love Flaky Pastry. Would you sign this?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Oh, right, fans! No problem, mate.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Hey!
0:16:16 > 0:16:17This isn't opened.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I know.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I keep all my Flaky Pastry CDs safely in
0:16:22 > 0:16:23their original wrapping.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25They're that precious.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Precious?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29You mean, you've never listened to them?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Never.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Wow!
0:16:33 > 0:16:34I'll just get a pen.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39There's no dugranite on the bear, but there is a listening device.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42That must be so the bomber can hear if Flatley takes the money.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45If we invert the frequency of the transmitter in the bear,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48we should be able to pinpoint the receiver.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51There.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52A few streets away.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54You go, I'll search for the bomb.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58There you go, mate.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Remember,
0:17:01 > 0:17:03keep the flake!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Nice shades, man.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Oscar, this is mad.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11He's got dugranite on him too.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14So Nozzy and Hamish are part of this somehow?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17But it was the dungaree man who gave Scoop the note.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Time to find out who's listening in to Teddy FM.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Nice stash!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26These kids must think he's well quality.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Now, the sooner we do this, the sooner I can order the...
0:17:30 > 0:17:33seven-berth Winchester deluxe caravan,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35complete with aquarium, ha-ha!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Come on, Mr Pronting. Chop, chop.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Check it, he's got his own little mic,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42look!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44RECEIVER SCREECHES
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Lost him.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Frank?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00The newspaper lettering is dodgy. All the B's have a tiny bit missing.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01I'm searching for a match.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Got it.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Our bomber comes all the way from Nohorse, Alabama,
0:18:07 > 0:18:09USA.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12He's obviously desperate for the money,
0:18:12 > 0:18:13but we have to stop him somehow.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17No, you won't stop him.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Mr Flatley WILL get his money
0:18:20 > 0:18:22and then he WILL buy me a Porsche.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24MOBILE RINGS
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Mrs King?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Everyone's ready.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31We just need you and one other witness.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I have the perfect person.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Oh, I was just about to do a fire drill.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'm not letting you out of my sight.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44ELECTRONIC BUZZING
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Rose? We've lost the signal.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52I found a newspaper archive.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56"Dwayne Flatley, 43, rescued his pet cat, Rosco-Pea,
0:18:56 > 0:19:01"after destroying his home with an experiment...using dugranite."
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Dwayne Flatley... But,
0:19:03 > 0:19:04where is he now?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08He's renting a lock-up round the corner.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'll check it out.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33HE LAUGHS
0:19:41 > 0:19:43MRS KING: 'I have our witness, Mr Pronting...
0:19:43 > 0:19:45BEEPING
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Oscar?
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Yeah, I see him.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15ANSWER MACHINE BEEPS
0:20:16 > 0:20:19'Hi there, Rosco-Pea.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22'I've left you a saucer of milk on the side
0:20:22 > 0:20:25'and I'll be all right soon.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28'Everything's going to be hunky-dory.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30'I'll be listening in
0:20:30 > 0:20:33'and if I don't get my money...'
0:20:33 > 0:20:34HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:20:34 > 0:20:37'Kaboom!'
0:20:37 > 0:20:39MACHINE BEEPS
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Rosco-Pea.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43"Confirming your status as an animal charity"?
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Weird.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oscar?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48No sign of Dwayne.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49That's because he's here.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I'm on my way, just need to check something out.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Guys,
0:20:53 > 0:20:54I'm stuck in the office,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56it's up to you now.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Er...
0:20:57 > 0:21:00No time for odd jobs. Now, sit down
0:21:00 > 0:21:01where I can keep an eye on you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07No hillbilly's going to blow up our school.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Oscar, the bomb trigger.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Y'all get back.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17Come any closer... and I'll blow us all sky high.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23In order to receive your share...
0:21:24 > 0:21:27..you each need to sign this form.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Before we start,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I'd like to know which one of you sent me the note
0:21:33 > 0:21:34about a bomb.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39A note like this one
0:21:39 > 0:21:41threatening my precious lecture theatre?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Mine said, "Your precious church."
0:21:45 > 0:21:46"Precious shed."
0:21:47 > 0:21:49It's where I keep my drum kit.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51They each got a note.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54That's why they all had dugranite on their fingers.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55So you're working alone?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Stay back!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I will do it.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Where's the bomb, Dwayne?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I'm not saying nothing...
0:22:02 > 0:22:06till I hear 'em say no to the money.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08You all got a note,
0:22:08 > 0:22:11but you were all brave enough to come here today?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12No-one tells me what to do.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16For a million quid, it seemed like a chance worth taking.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Chillax, man!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21It's probably some Herbert having a giraffe.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Oh, no, no, no!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24It was a real bomb. Frank here defused it.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Good heavens above!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29A real bomb!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Ach, who'd do that?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Wait a minute.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34If we all turned down the money,
0:22:34 > 0:22:35who gets it?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38It's in the small print.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41It goes to an animal charity -
0:22:41 > 0:22:42SKUL.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45SKUL.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48CAT MEADOWS
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Dilute it.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Aggravate.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Heat.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Distil.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Gives you liquid dugranite!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Carrie? Dwayne converted the dugranite into a liquid,
0:23:11 > 0:23:12that's why it didn't show up.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Flatley's carried it into the school in a vase of flowers.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Repeat, the dugranite is in the vase.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- WHISPERS: The bomb's in a vase in Flatley's office.- Frank's in there.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43No interruptions.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Nothing is going to stop Mr Flatley from getting this money. Got it?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58You're doing all this just for the money?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Oh, no.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01It's not for me.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I just want SKUL to have the money.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I believe in everything SKUL stands for.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- MR FLATLEY:- I've made up my mind.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11We don't give in to bullies at this school.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I shall be taking my share of the money.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Thank you.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20No!
0:24:21 > 0:24:22You stupid...
0:24:22 > 0:24:23HE PRESSES SWITCH
0:24:25 > 0:24:27BOMB BEEPS
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Two minutes till...
0:24:33 > 0:24:34..kaboom.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I can't stop it.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40You need my four-digit code.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43You'll blow up this whole school!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46If SKUL don't get the money,
0:24:46 > 0:24:49life's not worth living.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54SKUL?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Save Kittens with Unconditional Love?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Carrie, Dwayne doesn't work for the Grand Master. It's a different SKUL.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12A charity.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Save Kittens with Unconditional Love.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17He might not be the Grand Master,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- but he's crazy enough to blow up a school.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I've got an idea. Call me back on my mobile.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Carrie?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28I'm not taking any money.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30The risk is too huge.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I have no idea what he just said,
0:25:33 > 0:25:37but I dare not put the church at risk. I decline.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- MIAOWING - Mr Flatley keeps his kittens in school.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42They're all over the place.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Of course, erm,
0:25:43 > 0:25:46blowing up the school would make you a kitten killer.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48All right.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I'll stop it.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53BOMB CONTINUES BEEPING
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Hey, Rose,
0:25:58 > 0:26:00the new ring tone totally worked.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I've forgotten my PIN number!
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Frank!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Morse code. Let's just hope Frank's listening.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23LOUD TAPPING
0:26:28 > 0:26:30That's terrorism.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Nothing less.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Frank!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50I changed the water in those earlier.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Did smell quite odd.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- WHISPERS:- Sit down.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02If I may continue, Mr Flatley.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04All the money is now coming to you.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08As you know, your aunt's husband was Khazboldian.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Yes.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11So all I need to do is convert
0:27:11 > 0:27:14the four million Khazboldian pounds
0:27:14 > 0:27:17into English money.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Convert it?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21You lucky beggar.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Please dinnae say it's even more.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24How much is it?
0:27:24 > 0:27:29Minus my fee, plus overtime...
0:27:29 > 0:27:31£5.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Exactly.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36THEY ALL LAUGH
0:27:38 > 0:27:41You owe me that for lunch.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44£5.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46That's funny!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48ALL: Sir, Mr Flatley, sir!
0:27:50 > 0:27:51He's in there.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55ALL: Sir, Mr Flatley, sir!
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- HE SOBS - I've spent it all!
0:28:01 > 0:28:04On a sandwich!
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