Skuldiggery

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:02 > 0:00:04POUNDING

0:00:06 > 0:00:09You have destroyed our armies!

0:00:09 > 0:00:12You have levelled our fortresses.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16In the name of Rome, and the Ninth Legion,

0:00:16 > 0:00:17I claim this land...

0:00:17 > 0:00:20We have just one weapon left!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23No. NO!

0:00:29 > 0:00:33'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36'Old-school spies have had their day,

0:00:36 > 0:00:39'and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51'Hidden in a place no villain will think to look...'

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Welcome to MI High.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00METAL DETECTOR BEEPS Aaah. Ooh.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Thrilling, isn't it?

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Archaeology. Bringing the past to life.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Broken pots and mugs, woo-hoo(!)

0:01:11 > 0:01:14You want antique bling? Go down the market!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Some of the stuff down there is two, three months old.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19There is nothing here.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20- CLATTERING - Aaagh!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22METAL DETECTOR BEEPS

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Funny-looking bicycle helmet. - That's a Roman helmet.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29This is so exciting.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Exciting? If we don't keep a lid on this,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35St Hope's will be crawling with archaeologists trying to dig up HQ.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Relax! It's not like anyone's going to find out about this.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, no, no, we're thrilled. I mean,

0:01:41 > 0:01:45just imagine what else is waiting to be discovered under St Hope's!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59BEEPING

0:01:59 > 0:02:02LIFT PINGS

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- I don't believe it.- They're digging really close to the lift shaft.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20- It's not that close.- The beginning of the lift shaft is by those bins.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21How much closer do you want it?

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Oscar is right. Shutting down the dig is our priority.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I got you work experience with the archaeologists.

0:02:27 > 0:02:32But don't forget to act surprised when the teachers tell you about it.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Today, you'll each be doing work experience

0:02:35 > 0:02:37with someone who has the sort of job

0:02:37 > 0:02:39you're likely to end up doing yourself.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42So please check the list to see who you've been assigned to.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Whoa!

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Great! I'll get to hang out with the local councillor!

0:02:50 > 0:02:55I'm working with a footballer! Oh, nice one!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Who is Mike Starr?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Ah. You know how you asked to do your work experience on a reality TV show?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Yeah.- Well, Mike Starr runs the TV repair shop.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- How is that connected?- It's not.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13I was just trying to break the news gently.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15There's been some sort of mix-up -

0:03:15 > 0:03:17you have all been assigned to the archaeological dig.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- No way!- What a surprise!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Well, I can see how it might be fun for you, Rose,

0:03:22 > 0:03:25but I'd imagine Oscar and Carrie, you two might be quite disappointed.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Oh, well. I'm sure that digging will be a great workout.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Yeah. And I've seen Indiana Jones at least 20 times.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Well, here's hoping you unearth something surprising.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Hey, my name ain't on the board.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Ah, yes, Timothy. We'll meet your mentor outside.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Don't worry. We can easily stop a bunch of dusty old archaeologists

0:03:48 > 0:03:52- digging up stuff that we don't want them to.- You better be right.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- I think he's the perfect choice for you.- No way!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- DJ Ninja-Mixer?- Not quite.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04You'll be working with our very own Mr London.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Ah, Frank.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- The caretaker? - I'm not sure about this, Mr F.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm very busy at the moment and...

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Ah, ah, ah!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17BEEPING

0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's...it's just a gadget.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23It, er...shows me when the...er...mop is too dry.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26BEEPING STOPS

0:04:26 > 0:04:29How about we start by you fetching me some water?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48In UC Texas, we film everything with a 3D info-cam.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's the latest technology.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54And conveniently means you get out of all the digging!

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Honestly, how can you call yourself an archaeologist and be that clean?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- We use state-of-the-art machinery to do our digging in the US.- Yeah?

0:05:04 > 0:05:09- Well, we rely on a KOS. - Fascinating. What is that?

0:05:09 > 0:05:14- Some kind of robotic digger? - No, it's a knackered old spade.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15And it was all I needed

0:05:15 > 0:05:19when we found the lost tomb of the pharaoh Amenhotep.

0:05:19 > 0:05:25I was only the second person to set foot inside in 4,000 years.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26What have you ever done?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Thought so.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Aaargh!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38They're getting closer.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41There's still plenty of time for us to stop them.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Think about all the interesting finds they might make.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47My friend at the Secret Service archaeology department...

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I can't believe we're even discussing this!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52If they find the lift shaft, MI9 will shut us down.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- They're still a long way off. - Not far enough.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Use your work placements to sabotage their progress.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00I've got a couple of gadgets that may come in handy -

0:06:00 > 0:06:02and a few Roman coins for misdirection.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04BEEPING

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Proximity alarm! They can't have hit the shaft already.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09No. Someone is trying to access the lift!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, no, my shadow.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oscar. Jerry the mouse - surveillance device.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Roman coins...

0:06:20 > 0:06:24and the solidifier. Anything it touches becomes as hard as rock.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Mr London? Is you in there?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Good luck!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38This way.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Lock's broken on the cupboard they keep the confiscated sweets in.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I just hope no-one fills their pockets

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- while my back's turned.- Not so fast!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Seems to me I'm being led up the garden centre

0:06:49 > 0:06:52cos you don't want no-one in that cupboard.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Oh, nonsense. - What have you got in there?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57All right. If you're going to be with me all day,

0:06:57 > 0:06:58you'll find out sooner or later.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07I've invented the best drain cleaner in the country.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- It unblocked the boys' toilets in 20 minutes.- Drains?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Every caretaker in the country wants to steal it.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16They don't even care it makes you stink of toilets for days.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Come on, I'll show you. - Er... Not so much.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Where's the sweet cupboard?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Let's get up there and cause some trouble.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29I'll catch you up.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40BEEPING

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Hello, old chum.

0:07:41 > 0:07:46Abergavenny Smith here. What-O?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Hi, Abergavenny. It's Rose. - I'm not in right now.- Oh.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51But if you'd like to leave a message...

0:07:53 > 0:07:55..go for it. HE CHUCKLES

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Cheers.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Hi, Abergavenny. You always say an archaeologist

0:07:58 > 0:08:00never jumps to conclusions,

0:08:00 > 0:08:02but they found Roman remains under St Hope's

0:08:02 > 0:08:05and I'm sure it's something that will interest you.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Well, just thought I'd let you know. See you soon. Bye.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09BEEPING

0:08:12 > 0:08:17- This is a great spade. - Will you please give Sam back?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18I am trying to dig!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Sam? You have a name for your spade?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Looks more like a Doug to me! - When we agreed

0:08:25 > 0:08:26to you being here,

0:08:26 > 0:08:30it was on the understanding that you wouldn't get in the way!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31So...

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- what are we looking for?!- Argh!

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- You wouldn't understand. - ARCHAEOLOGIST LAUGHS

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Unless, of course, you're an expert

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- in pre-Christian druidic settlements?- I am, actually.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Though it's not my speciality. - Really?

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Well, there's a great book by Rose Gupta that you should read.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Well, actually...- Linda!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56What's that sticking out of the trench wall?

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Ah! I've found it! - WE found it, Linda.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Don't forget who pays your wages.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Nine in Roman numerals.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10You don't think...? It can't be!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Is that the eagle of the Ninth Roman Legion?

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- I believe it is!- Their disappearance was a great archaeological mystery.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19No-one knows what happened to them -

0:09:19 > 0:09:22they just disappeared somewhere in Britain.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26We also have this small piece of worked metal.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27And it's druidic.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Exactly!- The druids could be connected to the disappearance!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- This is a massive breakthrough. We need more people here!- Er, Rose?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38I've searched for this site for 40 years! I won't share it.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43No, you won't. UC Texas owns everything we find, remember?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- OSCAR:- Hey!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48I found these Roman coins over by the school gate.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- You should be digging over there. - Thank you.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- But we're going to stay here. - But the coins...?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Aren't nearly as interesting

0:09:57 > 0:10:00as the weird void about ten metres in that direction

0:10:00 > 0:10:01our geo-survey found.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05It seems to be a well or a shaft of some kind.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Are you trying to avoid me? - What ever gave you that idea?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- The way you keep running away! - I'm just busy!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26That'll be why your mop keeps drying out.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27It's flashing again.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30ELECTRICITY SPARKS

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Fancy helping me with classroom nine?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I love doing this one.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40The kids are always dropping money.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Hey, Linda? Want me to take this inside

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- and give it a good polish? - NO! Put that down!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- CLANGING - Looks like you've hit rock.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Guess you'll have to change direction.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Fascinating. We found the same rock formation

0:11:24 > 0:11:27when we discovered the final resting place of Attila the Hun!

0:11:27 > 0:11:32You know, I was one of the first two people to see his face

0:11:32 > 0:11:34in over a thousand years?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Yeah, well, whatever. It's too hard to dig.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Don't worry. I have a desolidifier.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40A what?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's the latest gadget to aid digging.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45You wouldn't mind doing the honours?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- It looks really very dirty down there.- I don't believe it.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53- This is as good as ours. - Do you need a hand digging?

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Rose? A word?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59You're supposed to be stopping them dig not helping!

0:11:59 > 0:12:03It's fascinating! We're solving the mystery of the Ninth!

0:12:03 > 0:12:06We could be on the verge of finding out how and why

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- a Roman legion of nearly 10,000 men simply vanished.- So what?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12They're five metres from the lift shaft.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- This could be the end of our careers.- Oh, you're exaggerating.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- This could be a significant find. - Fine. I'll stop them alone.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19You wouldn't.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Yo, Mr Caretaker Man...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I've found 20p!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34HE SIGHS

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yo, where does this dude hang out, man?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Hey!

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Mr London!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47FRANK PANTS

0:12:47 > 0:12:51This has gone...far enough.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Gotcha.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Nothing broken. You'll be fine.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32From now on, I want clear warnings around this pit,

0:13:32 > 0:13:33and no children anywhere near it.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Your work placements are over.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39You can't let them carry on! This pit is a death trap.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44I told you, you're fine. Now, you lot, away from the hole.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Was that supposed to help?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Now we're not even allowed close enough to the dig

0:13:50 > 0:13:52to stop them digging.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Oh? And how exactly were you helping do that?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oscar, you could have been badly hurt.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- It's not worth killing yourself just to keep your job.- No?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02I'm in Witness Protection, remember?

0:14:02 > 0:14:06If they find the base, I don't just lose my job.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10I lose my life and I have to start again somewhere else AS someone else.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13So, maybe, for me, it's worth a broken bone or two.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Got it?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Sleepin' on the job, Mr London?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, Scoop! Please don't tell.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Chill, Mr Caretaker Man. I'm sure there's a deal to be done.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47What if I find you a little hideout... of your own?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Is that what I think it is?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54A druidic dragonstave!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Awesome!

0:14:56 > 0:14:59But... really, you're very dirty.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11What is that?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15A dragonstave. Unbelievable!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Julius Caesar mentioned... - No, no... Not that.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- That.- It's a SKUL communicator.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23No.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24It can't be.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27SKUL are here.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Here we go.- Oh!

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- It's so cool!- Now we can both stay out of each other's way

0:15:34 > 0:15:36and do no work at at all.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45This is a nightmare.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- SKUL know where we are. - I don't think so.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51If so, they wouldn't bother with the trench, they'd blast their way down.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53They must be here for the archaeology.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Why would SKUL be interested in the disappearance of the Ninth?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I can answer that.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01But you're not going to like it.

0:16:01 > 0:16:06This is Abergavenny Smith, MI38 Archaeology Department.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Charmed.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10MI38? I didn't even know it went up that high.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14It's a very small department. Two agents - myself and...

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Me! I help out sometimes at the weekends.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18You're not allowed to work for two departments.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- I know, but... - No wonder you weren't bothered.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24You've already lined yourself up another job.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- It's not like that. - Hey! Priorities?

0:16:27 > 0:16:31There's far more than anyone's job at stake.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37The oldest record of the disappearance of the Ninth Legion...

0:16:37 > 0:16:39is this.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42The Lagorian Texts.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46It speaks of a single weapon, so powerful,

0:16:46 > 0:16:49it wiped out the entire Ninth Legion in a few seconds.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50That must be what SKUL are after.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53It doesn't actually describe what the weapon looks like,

0:16:53 > 0:16:56but listen.... "And the gods abandoned the legion

0:16:56 > 0:16:58"as the dragon's breath consumed them."

0:16:58 > 0:17:01They're describing the Dragonstave.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04In the wrong hands, this could cause a catastrophe.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05We have to get that weapon.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09I thought the most important thing was stopping the dig and saving our jobs?

0:17:09 > 0:17:13We're spies. Getting the stave is our priority now.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15You three go. Frank and I will study the scroll,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18see if we can work out what we're dealing with.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- It's gone!- I thought you kids were told to stay away from here.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31The Dragonstave - where is it?

0:17:31 > 0:17:36Linda took it. She better have a good lawyer, because I'm going to sue her for breach of contract.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Sorry for butting in, old chap. Rather urgent. When did she leave?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Just now. She went...

0:17:43 > 0:17:46I don't suppose I could pay you to do some digging?

0:17:50 > 0:17:55What kind of weapon could wipe out 10,000 soldiers in such a short time?

0:17:55 > 0:17:59- A nuclear device?- 2,000 years before we split the atom? Can't be.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I can't believe they put so little detail in the text,

0:18:02 > 0:18:05but they spent so long on the decoration.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09That's it! Look. The decoration is made up of plants,

0:18:09 > 0:18:10REAL plants.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15It's not a decoration. It's a recipe.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- What for?- A biological weapon.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21A biological weapon could still be active. What's the antidote?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Turpicus Geranius.- Great.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Where do we get some?- Um... We don't.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's been extinct for 500 years.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34If there's no antidote, we need to evacuate the school.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Frank!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38This weapon wiped out 10,000 legionnaires in seconds.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41No-one within three miles of the school is safe.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Go.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48This is Agent London. We have a code nine. I repeat, we have a code nine.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57We know what you're doing and who you work for.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- How?- That really doesn't matter. It's over.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09That was unsatisfactory behaviour for a leading archaeologist.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11"Leading"? Ha!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I was second into Amenhotep's tomb.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Second to see Attila's resting place.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Second, always second!

0:19:20 > 0:19:25Well, I've had enough. If I can't be first, at least I'll be rich.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27What about respect?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Respect doesn't pay the bills.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Neither will SKUL when you're in prison.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Skull? What skull? We didn't find a skull.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Carrie... put that down carefully and step away from it.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43It's a biological weapon.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Well done, Rose.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53There's no traces of the toxins?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Best to be on the safe side.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59OSCAR: How long do we have to wear these for?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02It'll be an hour before we can be sure you're not contaminated.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Absolute bottom drawer, that Linda.

0:20:05 > 0:20:10She still claims that she thinks she was just stealing an artefact to sell to an illegal collector.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Maybe she thinks they'll go easier on a thief than a SKUL agent.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Carrie, Oscar, get down to HQ.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Let's not risk King or Flatley recognising you.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I'll check the decontamination kit.

0:20:20 > 0:20:25Well, Rose. We solved the mystery of the Ninth.

0:20:25 > 0:20:31MI38's best and, let's be honest, ONLY agents

0:20:31 > 0:20:33have done themselves proud.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Yeah, I guess. I just can't help feeling...

0:20:37 > 0:20:41You know how you always say an archaeologist should never jump to conclusions?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44The department's motto. What's on your mind?

0:20:44 > 0:20:48Well, the scroll calls the weapon "Dragon's Breath", not Dragonstave.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51What if the stave isn't the weapon?

0:20:51 > 0:20:55Well, that would mean that the weapon was still out there.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Abergavenny, I've seen these symbols before.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Look!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Well, blow me down!

0:21:10 > 0:21:14The patterns - they jolly well match.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17This a real druid's weapon.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22In the name of Rome, and the Ninth Legion, I claim this land...

0:21:22 > 0:21:25We have just one weapon left!

0:21:27 > 0:21:30No! NO!

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Carrie? Oscar? The dig. The Dragonstave isn't the weapon.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40And you have SKUL's thanks for leading us to the real one.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Hey!

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Go after Toby, he's SKUL, he's got the weapon.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05We must get that box back, pronto!

0:22:05 > 0:22:07It should be safe if he doesn't open it.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Not for long. That box was protected from erosion by the earth.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Now that it's out of the ground,

0:22:13 > 0:22:17it will start falling apart, releasing the toxins!

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Council. Blocked drain quick response team.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31That is quick. We haven't even reported a problem.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Toby, whatever you do, you must not open that box.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Let me walk away, or that's just what I'll do.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58You don't understand. There's a biological weapon in there.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- If you open it, we all die. - So you better be nice.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02No can do.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08Now, I'm going to walk out of here

0:23:08 > 0:23:11and you two are not going to lift a finger.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Erm, what's happening? Why did you let him go?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22If he leaves the school, we lose that weapon.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23It can go off anywhere.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28I'm not sure he's trying to leave. He went past the front doors when he could've gone out.

0:23:28 > 0:23:33Curious. He could've left the school when he first took the box from us.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- But he didn't.- There must be something else he needs.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39You two follow Toby. Abergavenny and I will go back to the dig

0:23:39 > 0:23:42and see if we can work what he's after.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08The box is falling apart.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14Maybe the chap wants to get his thieving hands on the bally eagle.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18It's a wonderful thing, but SKUL aren't interested in history.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Look, this small piece of metal is shaped like Turpicus Geranius.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24The antidote for the Dragon's Breath.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25But it's metal!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27It can't be an antidote.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30No, but I think the pattern is a clue.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32It must act as an antidote somehow.

0:24:32 > 0:24:38You know, the design's awfully similar to the metalwork on the box.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43That's it. It is the antidote! You must add it to the box somehow

0:24:43 > 0:24:45to deactivate the weapon - like a key!

0:24:45 > 0:24:49It makes sense. If SKUL are going to use it,

0:24:49 > 0:24:51they need to turn it off afterwards.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54That's why he hasn't left. He needs this.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Precisely. And thanks for finding it.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00I would never have discovered it on my own.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02I thought I was going to have to dig.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05I had no idea the missing piece was on the table the whole time.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Now, hand it over!

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Toby, just give me the box.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15We seem to each have something the other wants. An impasse.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Oh, no, wait. I'm also heavily armed. Well, I win.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Uh, there's four of us?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25You won't be able to knock us all out before one of us gets to you.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'll drop the box!

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Hand over the deactivator now.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Sorry, Toby. You may have the weapon,

0:25:33 > 0:25:37but I've got something better. I've got dirt on you.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39What could you possibly know about me?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Not that kind of dirt.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Argh!

0:25:44 > 0:25:46How's that?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00OSCAR: Oh, Rose...

0:26:00 > 0:26:02The Dragon's Breath! The Dragon's Breath!

0:26:02 > 0:26:04The Dragon's Breath!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Pleasure knowing you all!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08You're forgetting our motto.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11An archaeologist never jumps to conclusions.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15That was very, very close.

0:26:15 > 0:26:21The dirt! The dirt! Get it off me!

0:26:21 > 0:26:26Well, Rose. MI38 saves the day again.

0:26:26 > 0:26:31Actually, about that... I'm not sure I can be an MI38 agent anymore.

0:26:31 > 0:26:36My team are the most important thing to me and I don't want them to think I'm less than 100% committed.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Rose, keep the weekend job.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Without those archaeology skills, a lot of people would've died today.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46I'm sorry I got distracted from what was important. It won't happen again. Forgiven?

0:26:46 > 0:26:50Yeah. Only, next time, you can be the one to chuck yourself in the pit.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54Crikey, guys. I'm welling up.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Who's for crumpets and jam?

0:27:01 > 0:27:02- You're weird.- Mm.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Ha! Come.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08That green councillor was such a fraud.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11She drove me to the protest IN HER CAR,

0:27:11 > 0:27:14then offered me a meat sandwich, from a plastic bag.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Unbelievable.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19You should be with Caretaker Man. He's a total legend.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Think I is going to be a caretaker like him one day.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Yeah, so where's this room he showed you, then?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27It's just down here. You is going to love it.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30TV, Playbox 3000 and an armchair.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31Come.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35SNORING

0:27:37 > 0:27:39LAUGHTER

0:27:39 > 0:27:42E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk