0:00:02 > 0:00:05Silence is essential. The slightest distraction could have
0:00:05 > 0:00:08catastrophic consequences.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Ssh! It's starting.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18I cannot believe he gets
0:00:18 > 0:00:23like this every time When Chairs Collapse is on.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a massive crime wave
0:00:27 > 0:00:29sweeping the country.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Kidnappings have quadrupled, while robberies have reached record levels.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35From bakeries to national transport, nothing is safe.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We were going to bring you a statement
0:00:38 > 0:00:41from Number 10 Downing Street, but our camera has been stolen.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45What's going on? It's like the whole country's gone crime crazy.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48That's right, Flopsy.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51They've no idea what's hit them.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55And this is just the beginning.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59SHE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:01:01 > 0:01:05The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Old-school spies have had their day and MI9 must create a new breed of
0:01:09 > 0:01:11skilled undercover agent...
0:01:20 > 0:01:25..hidden in a place no villain will think to look.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Welcome to MI High.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35All right, settle down.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Please sit down, everyone. - Someone's nicked all the chairs.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Ah.- Where are all the other teachers, sir?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Yes... They've been unable to get to school due to a spate of
0:01:44 > 0:01:47stolen cars and buses.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48That must be why Oscar isn't here either.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Half day! See you later.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Ah, ah, ah! No-one leaves.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Whilst there will be no normal lessons today,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59you can use the time for coursework.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- THEY GROAN - I can't believe it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04A crime wave so bad it's affecting our school work!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07So it's not all bad news, then.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- KNOCK AT DOOR - You hear that?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11That is opportunity knocking.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14There's been an internet attack on Relic Rap, the hottest rap label in
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- the UK. They lost everything.- So?
0:02:17 > 0:02:22So they needs new rap artists and fast.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Check it. They're going to have to lower their standards.- How lower?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Right down to us.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I is gonna be a millionaire.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33# Here's to C to the O Oh-ooh, doggy
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# Ain't dating you Cos you look a bit froggy. #
0:02:36 > 0:02:41What do you mean YOU is going to be a millionaire?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I is lead lyrical lyricist, innit?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45So I get most of the cheese.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Not all of it, but, like, 106% or something like that.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Cheese is all you're going to get because your lyrics stink.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56We quit.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02So...who wants to be the new posse?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04BUZZING
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Science project.- Gym training.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Ladies, who wants to be famous? - I'm in.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16I wouldn't join your posse even if it meant ending global warming.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You'll never find anyone else dumb enough to join.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Does anyone know why this chalk doesn't work on the whiteboard?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Bus got stolen and I had to run.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Agents, it's worse than we first thought.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- The crime wave is being orchestrated by SKUL.- What, all of it?
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Yes. SKUL is acting like a criminal organisation possessed.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09The country is reeling.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Much more of this and we're looking at national meltdown within hours.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15This sounds too random for SKUL.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18The Grand Master always has specific targets.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- This just doesn't fit his MO. - The man's a criminal maniac.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- He's bound to do something crazy every now and then.- Rose is right.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27There's no pattern. The Queen's corgi's been dog-napped.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Blackpool Tower was sold for scrap.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Maurice is missing.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Ah, yes, our old friend Maurice Hutchinson from Operation Flopsy.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38In his case, it's probably not connected to the crime wave.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Maurice is always going off studying stoats or something.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44But we can't ignore this. If we were missing, Maurice would have
0:04:44 > 0:04:48every hedgehog and rabbit he's ever trained out there looking for us.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Chief Stark insisted Hutchinson's disappearance is a low priority.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54We must direct all our resources at the SKUL crime wave.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- But...- Carrie, Frank's right. Let's deal with SKUL,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- then look for Maurice. - Thanks for the support(!)
0:04:59 > 0:05:03There's one clue so far. No-one's seen any of the criminals,
0:05:03 > 0:05:08but small traces of this fluff have been found at a lot of the crime sites.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10We'll let you know when we trace the source.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13You think a piece of fluff is more important than...
0:05:14 > 0:05:17This is Agent London. Divert all the MI9 emergency crime line calls...
0:05:17 > 0:05:21There's no way I'm investigating a piece of fluff while Maurice is missing.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Which is why I borrowed the disappearance file.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26And I printed off his service record.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oscar, I need you to stay here with me.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'll need someone to help me man the crime line.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- But...- It doesn't take three of you to track down some fluff.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- I'll try and help from here.- OK.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Come on, Carrie, we've got a friend to find.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44I'll never hope you.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oh, is that so?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Not even if I offered you
0:05:51 > 0:05:53a carrot?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Now, where were we?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04You is gonna be stars.
0:06:04 > 0:06:10Soon, you won't be able to walk down the street without someone shouting at you, "Yo, Missy D, Dr F.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11"You is phat."
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I'm sorry, who is Dr F, again?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16You is.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I really ought to be organising year seven.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22But there ain't no listeners today. Crime wave, remember?
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Yes, yes. And I suppose this might be a good opportunity to
0:06:26 > 0:06:29immerse myself in youth culture.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Forget him. How could he be a rap star?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36He's so out of date he makes a caveman look fashionable.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41I'll do it. Why not? Scoop, Dr F is in the house.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44That is, in the classroom.
0:06:44 > 0:06:50All you need is a new haircut, some bling, new wardrobe, dance lessons
0:06:50 > 0:06:52and singing lessons and you is ready.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14He was working till 1pm and it looks like he went to lunch
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- and never came back. - He was studying a colony of
0:07:16 > 0:07:19squirrels who'd forgotten where they'd hidden their nuts.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Thought there might be military applications if he could isolate the chemical that made them forget.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Er...what's going on?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Don't you know the country's facing a crime crisis out there?
0:07:29 > 0:07:34I gave strict instructions for Hutchison's disappearance to be priority Z!
0:07:34 > 0:07:40- Frankly, MI9 can do without the head of a squirrels.- Yeah, we heard.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- And you know what? - We completely agree.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47That's why we're investigating the fluff found at the crime scenes.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50We are using Maurice's reference book to check out a rodent connection.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54What is it they say about never working with children or animals?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well, get on with it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04This is so sad. It says here in his diary that he can't stop twitching.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08That's weird. He says he loves it.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I don't think it means that kind of twitching.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13He's talking about the website Twitcher.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16He must have had one of those ongoing online diary things.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Here we are. 1.09 on the day he disappeared.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24"In the park to test out the memory serum on local squirrel colony.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- "I've soaked some nuts in it and plan to feed..."- Feed what?
0:08:28 > 0:08:32I don't know. He stopped twitching.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Something's wrong. The park. Let's go.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36PHONES RING
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Bristol sector reports no power.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Electric pylon stolen. - Local agency swamped.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Divert agents from Truro.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Sorry, Mrs King. Crisis in the boys' toilets.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Someone's nicked all the bog roll. I'll be with you when I can.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Yes? The London Eye.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53No witnesses. Keep an eye out.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56No, I wasn't trying to be funny.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00London Zoo. A missing hippopotamus and no-one saw anything.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Very strange.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Very strange indeed.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Maurice's hat.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16But no sign of Maurice.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Nuts. Maurice had nuts on him.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- He left us a trail.- We'd better hurry before the birds get at them.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I'm sorry, we have no help to send.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Chief Stark, glad to see you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- We need a hand here.- Save it. Are you aware that two of your agents
0:09:31 > 0:09:35have disobeyed orders and are investigating the disappearance
0:09:35 > 0:09:37of that carrot-nibbling Maurice what's-his-name?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Give me one good reason why I shouldn't sack them.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Because they're on a mission that will end the crime wave.- Oh, look.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45The other child stayed at home.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Did you have a tummy ache?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Oscar is here helping me try to keep the country afloat
0:09:49 > 0:09:52while Carrie and Rose are in the field trying to stop this crime wave.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- What are you doing exactly? - All right, London.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58If they can single-handedly stop this crime wave,
0:09:58 > 0:10:00they can keep their jobs.
0:10:00 > 0:10:05- If not, they're out and so are you two!- In that case, I'm not worried.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Now, if you'll excuse me.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Come on, let's go.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Yo, Mr Producer, how are the levels?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Scoop, this is the only recording machine that hasn't been stolen.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- It has a record button and a stop button.- Sweet.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Just get on with it.- Hey, Dr F.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh... Push chicken chicken.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Listen to the hopes of the crew
0:10:34 > 0:10:37It's like gravy in your ears when the word is true
0:10:37 > 0:10:39It's a number-one hit that is never gonna quit
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Take a rest, dog
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Here's a singing bit
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- # La la la... - SHE COUGHS
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Wicky wicky wah wah.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50And cut.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Take one in the bag. That was sick!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Yes, indeed. Very vomit.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Sorry I'm late. The wheels on my car vanished overnight and...
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Mr Flatley, what's going on?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06It ain't Flatley, Missy.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Now I is Dr F.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Check it. Word to your mother.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20It's a bit rubbish for a SKUL installation, isn't it?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22On the count of three. One...
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Maurice!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Grand Master. - MI9. You're under arrest.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Well, well, well. Children in MI9.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Still, no matter. We have important issues to discuss.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Yes, like how fast the crime wave's going to end now we've caught you.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47Um, I'm afraid things may be a bit more complicated than that.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I don't think so.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51No, you should hear him out.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22What do you mean you're not in charge of SKUL any more?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Would I be spending my days in a dump like this if I was still running
0:12:25 > 0:12:28the world's biggest crime syndicate?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32If you're not responsible for the crime wave, who is?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35The Grand Mistress.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Anita Kane came highly recommended
0:12:37 > 0:12:41from a toy factory in Sheffield,
0:12:41 > 0:12:45where she had increased efficiency by 2,000%.
0:12:45 > 0:12:51She seemed perfect, but she wasn't happy being an underling.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54She wanted more.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57That chair is mine.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Do you realise that in the whole of last year
0:13:00 > 0:13:02SKUL committed just 13 crimes?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Not crimes. Works of art.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Now, get out of my chair.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11I've come up with a plan whereby we can commit thousands of crimes
0:13:11 > 0:13:13every week and at a fraction of the cost.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16We? There is no we.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19And I won't ask you again about my chair.
0:13:25 > 0:13:31On her own she would have been no match for me, but she wasn't alone.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33She had an ally.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36A traitor was in our midst.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Flopsy, you traitor.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49But why?!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53With General Flopsy against him,
0:13:53 > 0:13:56the Grand Master quickly became demoralised.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Anita Kane took over, calling herself the Grand Mistress.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03She's the one behind the crime wave.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05No, it was the Grand Master that kidnapped you.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08But only because he needed a rabbit expert to explain why
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Flopsy betrayed him.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Interesting. But what does all this SKUL infighting have to do with us?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17We want to stop the Grand Mistress's crime wave.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20The Grand Master wants to get rid of the Grand Mistress.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23We have the same goal.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- We must work together.- You want us to help the Grand Master?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30I know it sounds crazy, but don't forget there was a time
0:14:30 > 0:14:37when Carrie came to me with a crazy plan and together we made it work.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Maurice is right.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42The country's on its knees. If the Grand Master can help...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- I don't know. - Things would definitely be better
0:14:45 > 0:14:47if he was back in charge of SKUL.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50We've never had a crime wave even close to this before.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51I think we need to talk to Frank.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55No, ma'am, still no sign. We've missing posters on every tree in Windsor.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57PHONES RING
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Yes? Missing photocopier.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03That's hardly a priority for...
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Oh, Mrs King. I'll get on that when I can.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'm just fixing the...heating. Someone's nicked the old boiler.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Frank?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Rose, thank goodness. We need you back here. We're losing the battle.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16We need to ask you a question.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Make it quick.- Is it possible that the enemy of my enemy
0:15:19 > 0:15:22could be my friend if it means saving the country?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24What's going on?
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- I think it's best you don't know. - Rose, MI9 is at breaking point.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31If you think you can stop the crime wave, you must do it
0:15:31 > 0:15:35by any means necessary. Rose?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40OK, we'll help you regain control of SKUL on the condition that,
0:15:40 > 0:15:43once you're back in control, you'll end the crime wave.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47And I need a guarantee you won't try some sneak attack
0:15:47 > 0:15:49once the mission's over.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Hey, we're not the ones who pull sneaky attacks...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Oh, no?- Look, um...um...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57How about both sides agree to let
0:15:57 > 0:16:04- the other one get away once the objective is achieved?- Agreed.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Here we are, posse. Any minute now we should have our first download.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Look! Look! Someone downloaded it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20That's 79 pence!
0:16:20 > 0:16:21We're going to be rich!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Is that all?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25No way, Missy D.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27This is just the start.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30We is gonna have an avalanche of downloads.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Once inside SKUL HQ,
0:16:39 > 0:16:42we proceed to the lair where Hutchison will interview Flopsy
0:16:42 > 0:16:45and find out what's been happening.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48If we can get in so easy, why not just march in
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- and arrest the Grand Mistress? - Flopsy is a tactical genius.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54With him against us, we don't stand a chance.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57It's psychological.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59The Grand Master needs to feel
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- that Flopsy's on his side before he can help us.- But it's just a rabbit.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07Um, Rose, rabbits are people, too.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Not really, Maurice.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- I have some SKUL gadgets which may come in useful.- This is so weird.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17A cat prod. Like a cattle prod, but smaller, to shock your opponents.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22And this is this is a securasmell deodoriser.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25SKUL HQ has an odour-based security system.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30This will identify you as SKUL agents and stop any alarms going off.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Yuck. It stinks.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38No. That's him.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's not my fault this miserable bed-sit
0:17:40 > 0:17:42doesn't possess a washing machine.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Franny's Foot Fungus Clinic.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51We found it an effective first line of defence.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Really? How?- I'm not going in there.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Oh, I see.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00To access the base, go into the treatment room
0:18:00 > 0:18:05and place your bare foot against the nastiest looking picture of feet.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10I'm sorry, Avril, but a missing studded neckband just isn't priority
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- at the moment.- Well, I think you should call the police.- With what?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Someone's stolen the phones.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19And what is this stuff?
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Mrs King, I'm afraid I have some bad news.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29I'm leaving to become a rap star. No, no, you can't talk me out of it.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34This is my letter of resignation. I'm absolutely...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- What are you doing? - Packing your things.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Right... Good.
0:18:46 > 0:18:52Well, um...thank you for being so understanding.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57I don't see why you couldn't do this.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59My feet are too small.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Hold your breath.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Ready?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11BUZZING
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- How come you didn't change? - If you use your left foot,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27you don't change clothes.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Could have mentioned that before. - These uniforms are really prickly.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Keep your voices down.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36This place must be crawling with guards.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Not any longer.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40The first thing that cuckoo in the nest did when she took power
0:19:40 > 0:19:42was to fire all SKUL agents.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44SCRABBLING
0:19:44 > 0:19:46What's that?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49It's coming from inside the walls.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Whatever it is, there's lots of them.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Sounds like mice.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59Amazing things, mice. Do you know, the average mouse...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Sorry.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Probably not the right time.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Carrie, go with them and find Flopsy.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I'm going to check something out.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09This way.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Flopsy.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18She kept you in a cage.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Why would she do that?- They're supposed to be on the same side.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29When exactly did you say the avalanche would start?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Any second now, Dr F.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Any second now.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Well, why was he working against me?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- He wasn't. He has always been loyal. - Nonsense!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06He's holding out on you. I saw him conspiring with that woman.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09He insists he's innocent.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Oh, and he wanted me to say that, while partial to the occasional bowl
0:21:13 > 0:21:17of caviar, he would much prefer a regular supply of fresh lettuce.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- What about the CCTV footage? - I can explain that.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24The Flopsy mystery, the scrabbling noise, the fluff and the crime wave,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26it's all the same thing.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I found the original CCTV footage.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36What's she doing?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- It's not real. - Of course, a fake Flopsy.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Didn't you say she used to work in a toy factory?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Yes. They made toy animals.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49She must have built a whole army of these things.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50That's why she doesn't need guards.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53That's why so many crimes were committed without anyone being seen.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55The criminals are small toys.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, they're far more than toys.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59They're the largest, loyalist, most financially
0:21:59 > 0:22:01efficient army in the world.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I'm saving 12% on uniforms alone.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06It's over, Ms Kane.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09The second I get out of here, I'm going to regroup SKUL's forces
0:22:09 > 0:22:11and destroy you.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Really? And how exactly do you plan to get out of here?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- You're surrounded. - ELECTRICAL ZAPPING
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Now, I'm sorry, but having enemy agents in the building
0:22:20 > 0:22:24reduces productivity by 32%. You'll all have to be eliminated.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Yeah, we'll see about that. - Enough banter.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Time is money. Attack!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39TOYS SQUEAK
0:22:39 > 0:22:40SHE LAUGHS
0:23:01 > 0:23:06I'm sorry I doubted you, Flopsy. It's an honour working with you again.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18What?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Of course. Good idea, Flopsy.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25Carrie, quick, the remote. It controls all the toys.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Get them off me!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Oh! Oh!
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Got it.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Maurice!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Gosh. That was close.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59I think we all deserve a nut.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11The thieves just stopped moving?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Cuddly kittens?!
0:24:14 > 0:24:15It's absurd.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19'Frank, Oscar, we did it and we caught the Grand Mistress.'
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Rose, did you say Grand Mistress?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23'Yep. And you'll never guess who helped us.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- 'Grand Master.'- Really?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Well, good work, agents.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Working with the enemy is highly illegal.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Report to my office at MI9 HQ immediately with the Grand Mistress
0:24:34 > 0:24:35and the Grand Master.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39'Sir, kind of made a deal. We've let the Grand Master go.'
0:24:39 > 0:24:42You made a deal?
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Well, I'm unmaking it.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Arrest him immediately!
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- That was a direct order. - Well, well, well, Flopsy.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Whatever will they do?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I can't believe I resigned.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57What was I thinking?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59COMPUTER BEEPS
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Oh, look. Someone else has downloaded it.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06No, hang on.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08That was an upload, not a download.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Whoever bought it earlier just sent it back.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Didn't there used to be other stuff in this room?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Ooh!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Someone jacked me gear while we sat right here!
0:25:23 > 0:25:27If we hand the Grand Master in, we're no better than he is.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Letting him go could mean the end of our careers.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33What are we fighting for? A world where people betray each other?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34He wouldn't think twice.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38I know, but that's the difference between us and them.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41If we hand the Grand Master over, we might as well keep on these uniforms
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- because we're no better than they are.- Well said, Carrie.- Yeah.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Well, Grand Master, it looks like you're free to go.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, great(!)
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You let our worst enemy go?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- I'm sorry...- No, no, don't apologise. You've done me a favour.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03It's another reason to fire you.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05You're fired!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Oh, my word, that felt good.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- No.- No?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12They're not the only ones who made a deal.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15You promised, if they ended the crime wave, they'd keep their jobs.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Prove it. - Oscar witnessed the whole thing.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20He's at the Palace returning the Queen's corgi.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Would you like me to call him?
0:26:22 > 0:26:26I'm sure Her Majesty would be very interested too.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29You haven't heard the last of this.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Thanks, Frank.- No need.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I'm proud you made the right call.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Still, I guess we'd better start packing up. The Grand Master now
0:26:39 > 0:26:43- knows your real identities. - He'll trace us back to the school.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45And when he does that, we must be long gone.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Actually, you may not need to move at all.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54I have a feeling the Grand Master may have trouble remembering your faces.
0:26:54 > 0:27:01The nuts that I pretended to share with the Grand Master were actually
0:27:01 > 0:27:04the forget-me nuts that I've been researching.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08They contain a virus that makes squirrels forgetful.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13- And they work on humans?- I believe the effect may be even stronger.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Maurice, you're a genius.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18What a strange day.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I feel like I've just woken up.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26Now, we need to attack...someone.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31Who was it now? M...I... something-or-other.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35The school was going to pieces and you completely disappeared!
0:27:35 > 0:27:39I'm sorry. There were a lot of plumbing problems in the basement.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Oh, I hardly think the world's going to come to an end
0:27:42 > 0:27:43over what goes on down there.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46You'd be surprised.
0:27:46 > 0:27:51Ah, Mrs King. How lovely to see you again.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55- You look radiant.- You resigned.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- You can't take it back.- Resigned.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Oh, Mrs King, you are a jester.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Oh, look. Is that an eagle?
0:28:06 > 0:28:10MUMBLES: I'm sorry. You were saying?
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