0:00:02 > 0:00:04Traditional vacuum cleaners are tosh!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Can't go round corners or do your homework.
0:00:07 > 0:00:12Clog up when you hoover your underpants. The solution is simple -
0:00:12 > 0:00:14bin 'em! They're total bobbins!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Get your hands on a Zucker.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20So clever, it moves around all by itself!
0:00:20 > 0:00:25So powerful, it'll have the wig off a baldy at 10 paces.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27The Zucker - one million sold in Britain!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Old-school spies have had their day
0:00:56 > 0:01:00and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hidden in a place no villain will think to look...
0:01:14 > 0:01:16..welcome to MI High.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22SHOUTING
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Look out! She's coming!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Lockers - disgusting!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Walls - filthy! You, boy,
0:01:31 > 0:01:33disgusting AND filthy.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Now listen up, you lot,
0:01:34 > 0:01:40I am not having you treat this place like a rubbish dump.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Oh, and that's part of uniform, is it now, Oscar?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46School tie, shirt, girlie ring?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, bro. Dress proper like the rest of us, innit?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52You're next, Tinklebottom. Come on.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Give it here.- I was only trying to...- Now, Oscar!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I am confiscating this until the end of the week.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Ah, Mrs King, guess what.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06You've won a who's got the stupidest grin competition.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11No, no, a crossword competition and the prize is...
0:02:11 > 0:02:16a three-day trip to Honolulu starting tomorrow. Isn't it exciting?
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Mr Flatley, this school isn't fit enough for human habitation,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23and you want to take a holiday?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Now, I was thinking about these for the beach.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Or...you could get mopping.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Good.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33SHE GROANS
0:02:33 > 0:02:36BUZZING
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Hello, Dave. It's me, Kenneth...
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Your brother, Kenneth.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59RADIO PLAYS JAZZ MUSIC
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Will you get over it? It's just a ring.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It is not just a ring.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Frank, the doors are jammed again.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I know. I've been too busy working on a new spypod upgrade.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19It remotely disables any electrical device
0:03:19 > 0:03:22within a range of three metres.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- I was listening to that.- Yeah, jazz - it deserved to be zapped.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Only the bigger the device, the longer it takes to work.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38The Prime Minister? Frank, what's going on?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Ah, yes, our friend the PM. He's been burgled.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45The thief stole a gold statue due to be given
0:03:45 > 0:03:48to the Governor of Mumbai at a farewell banquet tonight.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Can't he just get him socks instead?
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- The PM has already told everyone he's got him a statue.- Oh, great.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57So when word gets out someone broke into Number 10,
0:03:57 > 0:03:59national security will be a laughing stock.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I say we check the Net for anyone trying to sell the statue.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06If we can get to the keyboard.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Frank, this place is disgusting. OSCAR AND ROSE:- And filthy!
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- I do not sound like Mrs King.- Er, hello? We've got a thief to catch.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22I know what you're going to say - how brilliant your new Zucker is.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Unfortunately, your unit has reported a fault, a very minor fault,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29a tiny one, but we do repair all damages free of charge.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32All part of the service. A service so good,
0:04:32 > 0:04:36even the Prime Minister's got one of these, you know.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Oi! Get your hands off! That's my new Mega-Zucker.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Don't need your grubby mitts all over it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Kids, eh? Personally, I blame the parents.
0:04:47 > 0:04:53Erm...but blame the parents for making them so cute and adorable.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59So we haven't found anyone selling the PM's stolen statue.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I've checked all known enemy communication channels.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Really? I just checked my spam box.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08It's how most people try and sell you stuff.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10'Downing Street...'
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Sounded like Downing Street.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14'..gold statue...'
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- And gold statue.- This has to be them sending a coded message,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20which to most people looks like junk mail.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22A master criminal will spot it instantly.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25They could then crack the code and read the message.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Yeah, brilliant, but sender unknown. How do we find out who sent it?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33The only way possible - crack that code before anyone else does.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Ah, Dave, you came. You've no idea how grateful I am.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Hey, what are brothers for? Besides...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50you said there was a pony in it for me.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53No, I didn't say anything about a horse.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56No, no, a pony, you numpty. Means 25 quid.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Anyway, the problem is...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01(..the deputy headmistress, Mrs King.)
0:06:01 > 0:06:03She won't let me go on holiday.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, how many more times?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Your the boss, Kenny. When are you going to tell HER what to do?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12But I do...
0:06:12 > 0:06:18Actually, no, I don't, which is why I need you to pretend to be me.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21All you have to do is turn up and teach those classes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23French? You're having a laugh, ain't you?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Maybe this isn't going to work after all.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Kenny, Kenny, relax. We're identical, who's going to tell the difference?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Now, go or you'll miss your plane. - Right.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Ah, ah, ah.- Oh, yes, of course.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43I nearly forgot - the donkey. £25.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49# Honolulu baby, Honolulu girl... #
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Rubbish. Right.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58One day, Avril, you'll understand the excitement
0:06:58 > 0:07:03- of a brand new vacuum cleaner.- Why? Will I have had my brain removed?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05What do you think, Mr Flatley?
0:07:05 > 0:07:09A dozen of these scurrying around and we'll have the place clean in...
0:07:09 > 0:07:14Oh, I see. Honestly, how stupid do you think I am?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16What, out of ten?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20I wouldn't let him go on holiday, so now he's trying to get back at me
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- by dressing like an idiot. - Hang about, this is my best shirt.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28And talking like a mockney. Well, nice try, Headmaster.
0:07:28 > 0:07:34Headmaster? Oh, right, yeah, of course.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I haven't got time for your stupid games.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41Now, where's the on button?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43VACUUM WHIRRS
0:07:47 > 0:07:50It just goes around hoovering by itself?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Clean and intelligent, unlike some people.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I'll, erm, leave you to unpack the rest of these, Headmaster.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06Well, you heard the woman. Get unpacking.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Chop-chop. Heh-heh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18What are you doing?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21If Mrs King catches you in here, she'll go berserk.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25She shouldn't have confiscated it. Anyway, I was only trying it on.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Put it back quick before we get caught.- I can't.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I can't risk it getting lost.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33It was the last thing my dad gave to me.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37He was a spy like us. For a while, he was based in Africa,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- that's where he got me this.- Is this the dad you said you never met?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I was about four years old.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Africa was where he...went missing in action.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Seriously, Oscar. Rose and I tell you everything.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53How are we meant to trust you when all you do is keep secrets?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57All right, fine. I'll put it back. Happy now?
0:09:10 > 0:09:11VACUUM WHIRRS
0:09:20 > 0:09:25'New theft completed.'
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Now, let's have a look. See what they've got.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30HE CHUCKLES
0:09:34 > 0:09:38A stupid signet ring, is that all?!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Zucker 2359, go back with your business
0:09:41 > 0:09:46and find me something that doesn't suck!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47HE LAUGHS
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Doesn't suck. Do you get it? Because it's a vacuum cleaner. Suck.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55HE LAUGHS
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Right barrel of laughs you are, honestly(!)
0:09:59 > 0:10:05But soon, we'll have Zuckers nicking from every home and office
0:10:05 > 0:10:07in the country.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:10:11 > 0:10:12LAUGHTER
0:10:12 > 0:10:16No, no, no. One Pepperoni Passion, two Hawaiians
0:10:16 > 0:10:22and one extra large Meaty Monster. Talking of which...
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- What on earth is going on in here? - Oh, well, it's, erm...
0:10:26 > 0:10:30it's advanced mathematics, ain't it? You know, chaos theory.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31I thought we was just mucking about?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Headmaster, I know you're trying to wind me up
0:10:34 > 0:10:36by acting like a complete Neanderthal,
0:10:36 > 0:10:39but thankfully, I'm too busy to give a monkey's.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Oscar Cole, stand up.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- That signet ring I confiscated, where is it?- What?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- What are you talking about?- You were spotted coming out of my office
0:10:51 > 0:10:5420 minutes ago, Oscar. Now did you take the ring?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- (You said you put it back. - (I did, you saw me.)
0:10:57 > 0:11:03- I didn't take it, I swear.- In that case, my office after school.
0:11:05 > 0:11:11And you, Headmaster - this stops right here, right now.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13MOUTHS
0:11:15 > 0:11:17BUZZING
0:11:23 > 0:11:28If you did take it, you can tell me. I'd understand.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31And just explain to Mrs King how much it means to you.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34For the last time, I put it back in the box.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39- Are you coming or not?- Oh, no, you don't. You're coming with us.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44What? Downstairs is filthy. What harm can it do?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Aye-aye, what's going on here?
0:11:51 > 0:11:57Eurgh! Don't tell me they're in there to start kissing. Eurgh!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00KLAXON WAILS
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Eh?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09How did they do that?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Frank, the doors are jamming again.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Never mind that. What have I told you about bringing
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- unauthorised objects into HQ? - You are kidding me!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Yeah, I normally switch off when you do the whole rules thing.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- She let it in, not me.- Yeah, but seriously, Frank,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33when was the last time you vacuumed in here?
0:12:33 > 0:12:37OK, all right. Welcome to the team, Agent Zucker.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Agent Zucker?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- So, how are you doing?- The code is massively encrypted,
0:12:44 > 0:12:47but I've managed to crack some of it.
0:12:47 > 0:12:53'For sale is a gold statue worth over £1 million.'
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- It's definitely the thief.- We've got to work out who it is and stop them,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59before someone like SKUL hears this.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- HE CHUCKLES - They'll never crack it.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05And what are they, like three years old or something?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07HE LAUGHS
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Play it again. VIDEO:- 'For sale is a gold statue
0:13:11 > 0:13:13'worth over £1 million.'
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- That voice, I'm sure I know it. - Yeah, right.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, come on, you stupid things!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I was talking about the doors.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26HE GROANS
0:13:26 > 0:13:30The lift doors must be jamming the signal.
0:13:31 > 0:13:37But MI9 - if I could steal from them, I could make a fortune!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39HE CHUCKLES
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Right-oh, sunshine. To the school and pick up that signal.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Oh, I forgot. You can't drive, can you?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50There we go. That's lovely, yeah.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I'm the headmaster, we can do what we like.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Sweet.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57SLOW CLAP
0:14:01 > 0:14:06You wanted to push me over the edge, Headmaster. Well, congratulations.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Because I am so angry, there are butts in Kuala Lumpur
0:14:09 > 0:14:11that think they're about to get kicked,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13so take off those stinking clothes
0:14:13 > 0:14:17and lose that ridiculous accent, or I am going to report you for...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20For Pete's sake, will you stop nag-nag-nagging, woman?
0:14:20 > 0:14:24You're doing my head in. I mean, have you ever thought, right,
0:14:24 > 0:14:27that the reason people want to wind you up is because you're a...
0:14:27 > 0:14:31sour-faced, miserable, moaning old trout.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Which is a pity, right,
0:14:32 > 0:14:36because I bet you scrub up right well with a smile on your mush.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41Now, if you don't mind, I've got a school to run.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- Miss, are you all right?- I didn't know Mr Flatley could be like that.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58No, neither did I. I never knew he could be so...
0:14:58 > 0:15:02so assertive.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- The...- Let's not even think about it.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10SHE RETCHES
0:15:13 > 0:15:19Right. Now we're here, we should be able to pick up the signal.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28There we are, my little freaky spy brats.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33First he lies about never having known his dad,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36then he tells me he didn't take the ring from Mrs King's office.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- Maybe he didn't.- OK, if Oscar didn't, who did?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I've checked the entire criminal database.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Whoever stole the PM's statue, he's not someone we know about.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49We've got two hours before the PM needs to give that statue
0:15:49 > 0:15:50to the Governor of Mumbai.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I say we take a ten minute break, clear our heads.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Besides, I've got a toilet to unblock.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I get all the bum jobs.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Top secret? Classified?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24HE LAUGHS
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Oh, I could get a fortune for this!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30'Download complete. Download complete.'
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Right. We need to grab all the other Zuckers
0:16:33 > 0:16:36before anyone here realises what we're up to,
0:16:36 > 0:16:41and then, we're in the money, you and me, sonny!
0:16:44 > 0:16:45VACUUM WHIRRS
0:16:45 > 0:16:50You know, I always thought you were a, well, a spineless cretin.
0:16:50 > 0:16:58I never knew that underneath was a strong, manly, impressive Kenneth.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59HE GULPS
0:16:59 > 0:17:04- Easy there, Mrs King. - Please, call me Hermione.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Coo-ee! Anybody in?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Er, do you mind?- No, no, please. - Sorry to interrupt.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14I'm Terry Zucker, obviously. You've probably seen me on the telly.
0:17:14 > 0:17:21- Of course! I love your vacuums.- You wait till my new Zucker comes out.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24The most powerful vacuum cleaner on the planet, guaranteed.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27It'll suck the spots off a leopard.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28HE PURRS
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Did you hear that?- Only, the ones that were sent here
0:17:32 > 0:17:34have a minor problem, would you believe.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- The thief's voice. I knew it sounded familiar.- You what?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40First I'm a liar and now Terry Zucker has stolen
0:17:40 > 0:17:42from 10 Downing Street.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Hang on, you want to take away ALL our Zuckers?
0:17:46 > 0:17:50No extra charge, madam, and they'll all be returned when fixed.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Even the Prime Minister's got one of these, you know.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Take this back to HQ. I'll keep an eye on Zucker.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08'For sale is a gold statue worth over £1 million.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11'Even the Prime Minister's got one of these, you know.'
0:18:11 > 0:18:14It's the same person. It's Terry Zucker!
0:18:14 > 0:18:18I never thought I'd say this, but how can a vacuum cleaner salesman
0:18:18 > 0:18:21be stealing valuable treasure from Downing Street?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I might have one idea.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Look. Everyone who's got a Zucker has also reported a crime
0:18:43 > 0:18:44since buying it.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- "Household thefts hit one million." - Guess who also bought a Zucker.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54The Prime Minister, and who knows what our one could have done.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Rose, please tell me it hasn't.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05It has. The entire system has been downloaded.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06I'll contact MI9.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Oscar, get Carrie. Tell her to stop Zucker, he could be dangerous.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11I'll sort out our Zucker.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- BUZZING - Oh, yes.
0:19:15 > 0:19:21I recognise you from your little underground hidey hole.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22HE CHUCKLES
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:33Unfortunately, Zuckers are programmed to clean up mess.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Carrie, you in there?
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Maybe she should get herself out of her own trouble? What?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Carrie told me about your dad.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Why did you tell us you've never met him?
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Oscar?- Because if I told you, I'd have to talk about it,
0:20:15 > 0:20:20and every time I talk about him, I remember he's gone, what I missed.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Now, are we getting in this thing or what?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28What is that? A washing machine?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- It looks like it used to be, but... - SHATTERING
0:20:31 > 0:20:33What's that?
0:20:33 > 0:20:34HE CACKLES
0:20:37 > 0:20:38I'll get Zucker.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Oh, no, not the scary mop(!)
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Hey, hey. Now, that's just playing dirty.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49It won't turn off!
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Yeah, I overrode it. I'm not stupid.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57HE SPLUTTERS
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Spypod upgrade.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11- It's getting tighter.- It takes longer on large objects. Come on!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15I-I think it's great that you've unleashed the inner you,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18but if you could keep it away from me, even better.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Oh, Headmaster, let's go away, just the two of us.
0:21:22 > 0:21:29- Spain, Morocco...- Fantastic. You go to Spain, I'll go to Morocco.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45- One move and...- And what? You'll take me to the cleaners?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Yeah, not bad.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52About time.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I'm sorry I doubted you.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09SCRAPING
0:22:09 > 0:22:14- Er, why is that chair moving? - Never mind that, why am I moving?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Whoa!- Ah!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23ZUCKER SCREAMS
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Oscar, what is it?- Whatever it is, it's sucking us towards it.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- What is that thing? - It's my new Mega-Zucker -
0:22:38 > 0:22:41so good it can suck in dirt
0:22:41 > 0:22:44and wallets and jewellery from an entire room.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I didn't know it was going to be this powerful.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51That thing won't just suck in dirt, it will suck everything in.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54It's like... It's like you've created a black hole.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Sir, sir, my chair's moving!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00SCREAMING
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Mine too!
0:23:08 > 0:23:14It's so huge it sucks in everything, even light. That's a black hole.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18And the more it sucks in, the stronger it gets.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Until it destroys the entire universe,
0:23:21 > 0:23:25but that thing's a machine. We can use the disabler.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27It's only got a range of three metres.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31How do we get that close without getting sucked in?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I won't be.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45ZUCKER SCREAMS
0:23:51 > 0:23:53So, when I get close, I press this button.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- And keep pressing it.- Ready?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I only wanted to invent a really good vacuum cleaner.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I didn't mean to destroy the universe.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05We all make mistakes.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Oh, Mr Flatley!
0:24:28 > 0:24:33I think it should take about ten seconds to disable the electrics.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37It's getting stronger!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I can't hold it any more!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Yeah!- Come on!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Phew!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35You did it! You... Well, you saved the universe.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Thanks, buddy.- There you are.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41I got stuck in HQ by those stupid doors.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44What was that incredible noise?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Yeah, while you're at it, you can tell us and all.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Didn't you see it? It was this huge tornado. It was so cool.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Tornado? Are you telling lies again, Oscar?- Oscar doesn't tell lies,
0:25:55 > 0:25:57do you, Oscar?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Actually, a black hole opened up in the playground,
0:26:00 > 0:26:02but it's all right now.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'll see you in my office. Strange children!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Out the way.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15"The Governor of Mumbai said he was delighted
0:26:15 > 0:26:17"by the Prime Minister's gift of a gold statue,
0:26:17 > 0:26:20"although he did say he'd have preferred socks."
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I made that last little bit up.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25And all the Zucker cleaners have been destroyed?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Yes, apart from that one, which has been deactivated
0:26:28 > 0:26:32and sentenced to clean HQ for the next 30 years.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Oh, come on, you've missed a bit. Don't dawdle.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Oscar, I forgot to give this to you.
0:26:39 > 0:26:44- EDH - your dad's initials. - Edward Dixon Halliday.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46One of MI9's best ever spies, apparently.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48And he died for his country,
0:26:48 > 0:26:50that's something you can always be proud of.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Mum told me he was missing in action, presumed dead,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55but she's lied about everything else.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- What if she was lying about that as well?- You mean,
0:26:58 > 0:27:00what if your dad's still alive?
0:27:02 > 0:27:06# Honolulu baby, Honolulu girl... #
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I've been looking for you everywhere.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19For you, my darling.
0:27:19 > 0:27:24It's like some invisible force pulling me towards you.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27You complete me, Kenneth.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30You complete me.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34HE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Kenny, do us a favour.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Next time you go on holiday,
0:27:45 > 0:27:47ask another brother to stand in for you.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49This place is crazy.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59So, no change here then.