0:00:03 > 0:00:05What do you want done with these?
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Just chuck them in the box. It's all got to get packed up.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11I can't believe it's all over.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14MI9 disbanded
0:00:14 > 0:00:17and it's all our fault.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Old-school spies have had their day
0:00:24 > 0:00:27and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hidden in a place no villain will think to look...
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Welcome to M.I. High.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57The Prime Minister's inside.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Rescuing the Prime Minister
0:00:59 > 0:01:02and arresting The Grand Master for kidnapping.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03This is going to be a great day!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Agents, thought I'd join you for this one.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Thought he'd steal the credit.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Attack Plan Theta?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Agent! Follow the attack plan!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16"Carrie kicks the door in" IS Attack Plan Theta.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Oh, kids...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Stop! MI9!- Grab The Grand Master. I'll protect the PM.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Agents, stop.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26THE GRAND MASTER: Child agents?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29So our reports were true.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Fat lot of good that info is going to do you in prison.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37You must be Oscar. You have your mother's beautiful temper.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Don't worry, Prime Minister. You're safe now.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43You idiot. I was safe already.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Em, but what about The Grand Master?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48He's here signing a peace treaty.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49- ALL AGENTS:- What?!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51The Prime Minister is correct.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55SKUL is no longer a criminal organisation.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56I'm going straight.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00And for abandoning crime, The Grand Master is receiving a full pardon.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05You can't just let him off! What about everything he's done?!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09SKUL will make amends for every crime carried out in our name.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13What? All of them? That would take for ever!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I've made many mistakes, but I'm proud
0:02:15 > 0:02:20to live in a country that offers its people a second chance.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24For once, I must agree with the agents. This is a dangerous folly
0:02:24 > 0:02:27and, more importantly, why wasn't I informed?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Why on earth would I
0:02:28 > 0:02:32run a decision like this past a minor official, Agent Stork?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I-It's Stark.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I've made my decision.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38The Grand Master is a free man.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Why is the Prime Minister letting this happen?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Some kind of brain control?- No.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49The PM genuinely thinks it's a good idea.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'm representing the Save The Planet Party.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55May I count on your vote in the forthcoming election?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Why is she talking like that? - What election?
0:02:57 > 0:03:02For school president. I thought, with the general election coming up,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04we should hold an election of our own.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Do you know, I think Avril would make a very good president.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10If elected, I will close the school.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- You've got my vote!- I'll replace the school with a college
0:03:13 > 0:03:17where everyone will learn woodwork and farming.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- You've lost it again.- You can't win with those policies.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Yes, I can. I'm the only person standing.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Vote Scoop! Vote BLING!- Oh, no!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Vote BLING - the British League of Awesome New Government.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Yeah, um, that spells BLANG.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34So vote BLANG.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Carrie, this is the answer. It's all about the general election.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43SKUL going straight will mean a massive drop in crime,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47so the Prime Minister will get re-elected. That's why he's agreed.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Well, if that's the case, he may have made a tactical error.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52This was just shown on television.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57'I wasn't always an evil crime lord.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00'I was just a normal child
0:04:00 > 0:04:04'who sadly took the wrong path.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05'I can remember the day'
0:04:05 > 0:04:07it all went wrong.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I stole a chip
0:04:09 > 0:04:13from a friend's lunch plate. The next day I was
0:04:13 > 0:04:17building giant death-lasers.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Ah, the folly of youth.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Wait for it.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27I want to make our country a better place for our young people.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30That's why I'm standing in this election.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I want to be Prime Minister.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37I plan to disband the security services.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40If the people of Britain will put their trust in me,
0:04:40 > 0:04:46then I will put my trust in them not to break the law.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Just one last question.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51If you are completely legal now,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54why do you still cover your face with a scarf?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58I'm shy.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00PHONE RINGS
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Yes?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06ANGRY VOICE ON PHONE
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Stark. He's seen the interview.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Why are we worried? He says he'll get rid of the security services,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20including the police. No-one will vote for him.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Yeah, of course they won't. He's clearly planning to cheat!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Your job is to find out how.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Get me some dirt and we can throw him in jail!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'm sorry, Agent Stark. You can't do this.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- I'm sorry?! Can't?!- I don't like it any better than you,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37but SKUL is now a legitimate organisation.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39We can't investigate a political party
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- just because you don't like them. - Well, boo-hoo(!)
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Excuse me for trying to protect the country!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49This order is morally wrong. You're under no obligation to follow it.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Frank, this is The Grand Master we're talking about.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56I mean...how many times have we had to foil his evil schemes?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- We can't just let SKUL take over the country.- Please reconsider.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04If you do this, you're no better than the people you're fighting.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I think we'll have to disagree about that.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Well, I'll have no part of it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Find me something!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21We're going to stop SKUL and I don't care how.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Look what I just got through the door. Honestly,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28who would vote for a bunch of crazies like this?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Ha-ha! Um, yes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Who indeed?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Frank?- Ah, hello, Rose.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I don't understand why you're doing this.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Don't you want to stop him becoming Prime Minister?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I've lost family fighting SKUL! Do you think I like doing nothing
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- while they take over the country?- Then why?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51In a free country, the secret service doesn't run the government.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53If we influence elections,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55we may as well get rid of elections altogether
0:06:55 > 0:06:57and run the country ourselves.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00This is The Grand Master we're talking about.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02He stole 2,000-year-old biological weapons,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05tried to create a new ice age, tried to blow up the moon!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- He's a criminal! - I know, but he was pardoned.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10If he breaks a law again, I'll be the first to act,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13but until he does, he's got the same rights as everyone else.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Please don't resign over this!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I'm not resigning, merely taking a few days' leave from MI9
0:07:18 > 0:07:22and as a private citizen, going to help the Prime Minister's campaign.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24No dirty tricks, no smear campaigns,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26just talking to people about the issues.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Good luck.- You'll excuse me if I don't wish you the same.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Hello, Mr Voter!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40I'm voting for SKUL because I'm worried about crime.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42The Grand Master used to be a criminal
0:07:42 > 0:07:44so he knows exactly how to deal with them.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48In fact, you could call him the Crime Minister!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Boom-boom!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Hello, lovely to meet you. - Hello, nice to meet you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Are you voting for SKUL?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Hello.- Hi, nice to meet you.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I'm The Grand Master. Pleased to meet you.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Are you voting for us?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11That's nice. Hello, little fellow.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- BABY CRIES - Oh! Does he bite?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Nothing to report from the walkabout.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I would never vote for a party called
0:08:23 > 0:08:26the Secret Kriminal Underground League,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28but now that they've changed the K
0:08:28 > 0:08:31so it stands for "kind"...
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Well, I think I'm going to be voting for them twice.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Am I allowed to do that?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Good afternoon.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45The Grand Master. I hope you'll be voting for us on Thursday.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Pleased to meet you.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49How do you do?
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Ah! I remember your father - The Great Grand Master.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Oh, yes.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00During the war, he used Winston Churchill's own secret escape tunnel
0:09:00 > 0:09:02to sneak into the Houses Of Parliament
0:09:02 > 0:09:04to steal the Prime Minister's cigars!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05THEY LAUGH
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Oh, he was a rogue.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, thank you very much.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Ditch the press.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13It's time for Operation HTO.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17We rendezvous behind the Bank Of Britain in one hour.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20We're going in through the back.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I can't wait to see their faces!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Got him!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I need a postal vote for the election.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31What? Oh, no, no!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I'm not going on holiday. I just want to be extra sure
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- that no-one sees me voting for... - Vote Avril!- >
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Vote Avril! Vote Avril!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45If you want to save the planet, vote Avril.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49There's nothing young people respond to better than ideals.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Free stuff if you vote for Scoop! Free stuff if you vote for Scoop!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- I've brought the reporter.- Great.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08A photo of The Grand Master robbing a bank
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- will finish SKUL as a political party.- Where is he?- In there,
0:10:11 > 0:10:15probably brainwashing the manager for the vault codes.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Are you sure we're doing the right thing?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I heard him, Rose - bank job,
0:10:19 > 0:10:21ditch the press, Operation HTO.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25We can end this election right now. Come on!
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Let's do this!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Not another word!
0:10:29 > 0:10:35You deserve everything that's coming to you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- This is MI9!- What?
0:10:40 > 0:10:46I said no publicity for this moment of enormous generosity.
0:10:46 > 0:10:52Is it possible MI9 have been spying on me -
0:10:52 > 0:10:56a completely legal candidate in this election -
0:10:56 > 0:10:59in the hope that I might commit a crime?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- He knew we were listening in. - We've been set up.
0:11:01 > 0:11:08Well, since you're here, I may as well tell you about
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Organisation HTO - Help The Orphans.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15It's my personal charity.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I don't normally talk about it,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19but that's just the sort of person I am.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Let's get out of here.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28"MI9 try to sabotage charity hero's election campaign."
0:11:28 > 0:11:32So not only didn't you find anything,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35but you also gave his campaign a boost.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38People are starting to agree that we should be disbanded!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Well done(!)
0:11:40 > 0:11:43His campaign may be chaotic, idiotic even,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46but he hasn't done anything illegal since the pardon.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49We should let him get on with it. He won't win.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh, is that so?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55'And the latest post-Orphangate poll shows The Grand Master
0:11:55 > 0:11:58'neck and neck with the Prime Minister.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59'There is nothing between them.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02'Only an idiot would try to predict this one.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05'I think The Grand Master's going to win.'
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Well, he won't -
0:12:06 > 0:12:09not after what I'm planning -
0:12:09 > 0:12:14and this time I'm giving the mission to proper ADULT agents,
0:12:14 > 0:12:16so trot off back to school.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Mr Flatley,
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I want to know what sort of a man I'm working with.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Who are you going to vote for?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Oh, I'm not voting for anyone. Teachers must remain neutral
0:12:29 > 0:12:31in the school election.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I meant in the general election.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Oh, um, I'm not telling you that.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38You're voting SKUL.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I don't believe it!
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Mrs King,
0:12:41 > 0:12:47believe what you like. You will get nothing from me!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Looks like you're putting a lot of effort in, Scoop?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Yeah, Scoop doesn't believe in doing anything half-hearted.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Except homework, obviously.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Still, making posters for your campaign and stuff -
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I'm impressed.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06No, not for MY campaign.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Genius, isn't it?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12"Vote Avril for sandpaper in the bogs."
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Scoop, you can't win an election by sabotaging the opposition.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Why not?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I've seen it on the news.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23It's what the government are doing to The Grand Master.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Them and that MI9.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26It's not the same.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Yeah?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30How's it different?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Oi! What about the posters?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35A very good question.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Oh, i-i-it's... You all right, Mr F?
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Have you read this?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Um, yeah. Sort of.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Avril wants six hours of compulsory homework every day.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50It's too much.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53No. I've made a decision.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Hang neutrality! I'm voting Scoop!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Organic foods, biodegradable textbooks,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- low-energy light bulbs.- Yeah!
0:14:11 > 0:14:12That sounds brilliant.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16You've really got us. I wonder who Mrs King's going to vote for.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Mrs King.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22I hope I can count on your vote in this forthcoming election.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23I'm sorry, Avril.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Teachers must remain 100% impartial.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29No member of staff will be backing either candidate.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Vote Scoop!
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Vote Scoop! Vote Scoop!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Vote Scoop!
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Vote Scoop!- How can I help with your campaign?
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Vote Scoop!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Scoop's up there trying to fix the school election
0:14:46 > 0:14:49because he thinks it's OK. That's down to us.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52We shouldn't have interfered with the general election.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55If the people want to vote for The Grand Master, that's their choice.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58And we should protect their right to make that choice.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00We need to make sure that
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Stark's attempt to sabotage the SKUL campaign fails.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- Agents, I'm proud of you.- Frank? - I thought we'd need some help.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10The Prime Minister's campaign will just have to manage without me.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13This won't be easy. We don't know what Stark's plan is.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14I may be able to help you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17MI9 are working on something called an oppositron collider.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20It reverses messages sent from the brain to the mouth.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Anyone hit by this weapon
0:15:22 > 0:15:25can't help but say the opposite of what they intend.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28If you got hit by it during a live debate, it'd be a disaster.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29We need to stop Stark
0:15:29 > 0:15:32using the oppositron collider at the live debate.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Here, take this - an oppositron energy detector.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Once the collider's ready to fire,
0:15:38 > 0:15:42it will attract this needle so you'll see where it's coming from.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Now go!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Ladies and gentlemen,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50please welcome the frontrunners in this election -
0:15:50 > 0:15:52the Prime Minister...
0:15:54 > 0:15:56..and The Grand Master.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Gentlemen, welcome to you both.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06The first question - what would the candidates do
0:16:06 > 0:16:08about pollution?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10My policy is to create lower carbon emissions
0:16:10 > 0:16:13from a lower reliance on fossil fuels...
0:16:13 > 0:16:16The weapon hasn't been activated yet. Keep your eyes open.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Eyeball on Stark. Camera left.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Got him. Rose?
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Hold positions. No reading on the oppositron detector.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32It could be faulty. We need to get closer to him just in case.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34The needle's twitching. Oscar, go!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40The reading's coming from the other side of the studio.
0:16:40 > 0:16:46..use these resources to lower pollution.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48In my...
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Oh!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Stop! You're ruining everything!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Are you responsible for this, Stork?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Yes, it was all my idea.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I mean... I tried to fix the election
0:17:01 > 0:17:04by shooting The Grand Master with an oppositron beam.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06You did what?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08This is an outrage!
0:17:08 > 0:17:12I demand that all security personnel stay away from this election.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14The people must be allowed to decide for themselves.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I couldn't agree more.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21You can see why I want to disband them.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25I really, really...love you.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39And I'm hearing we have enough results to make an announcement.
0:17:39 > 0:17:45The news is that SKUL have won this election by a landslide.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48We can now hear from the new Prime Minister.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49'The behaviour of
0:17:49 > 0:17:53'the British security services during this election
0:17:53 > 0:17:57'has showed me exactly why we must'
0:17:57 > 0:18:02disband them. They are out of control.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05'It is therefore my first act as Prime Minister
0:18:05 > 0:18:07'to disband MI6,
0:18:07 > 0:18:10'MI9
0:18:10 > 0:18:13'and the police force.'
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Oh and General Flopsy is now Minister of Agriculture.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I hope you're happy now your party have won the election.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I did not vote for SKUL.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23But you...
0:18:25 > 0:18:26So who did you vote for?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Voters of St Hope's,
0:18:28 > 0:18:32I will follow the example set by our new Prime Minister
0:18:32 > 0:18:35and, if elected,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I will disband all the teachers
0:18:38 > 0:18:41and trust you to teach yourselves.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43PUPILS CHEER
0:18:53 > 0:18:55What do you want done with these?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Just chuck them in the box. It's all got to get packed up.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I can't believe it's all over.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04MI9 disbanded
0:19:04 > 0:19:06and it's all our fault.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Look at all the other services they're closing down -
0:19:10 > 0:19:15the police, MI5, MI6, MI17, MI38.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Hang on!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- What's MI17?- It's a small service attached to the Treasury -
0:19:20 > 0:19:22a hangover form the Cold War.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25These days they just guard the nation's gold reserves.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29That's it! That's the whole reason he got rid of the security services!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31He's planning to rob the Treasury!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34And there's nothing we can do about it. We're not agents!
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Well, technically, MI9 doesn't cease to exist until midnight, so...
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- One last time?- Let's do it!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50It's Frank London. We need to talk.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18He beat us to it!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- What have you done with my gold? - What?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31We thought you took it!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Oh, this is priceless!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Someone else stole the gold before you had a chance?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38A minor setback.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42All over the country, my agents are going to work.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Soon I will have every valuable...
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- MOBILE PHONE RINGS - Excuse me.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51I should take this.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Speak.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58What do you mean, they've gone? They're the Crown Jewels!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- PHONE BEEPS - Hold on - I've got another call.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Speak.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Diamond reserve?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Empty?
0:21:08 > 0:21:09- PHONE BEEPS - Wait. Wait!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Speak.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Foreign currency exchange, empty?!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Oops.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You see, with the police gone,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26people are nicking the stuff before you can get your hands on them.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31It would appear things haven't gone entirely as I'd planned.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Yeah, you need to reinstate law and order
0:21:33 > 0:21:36to stop everybody else committing crimes.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37And you can't do that
0:21:37 > 0:21:40because you sent all the security personnel and police home.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45Unless...I can get on television,
0:21:45 > 0:21:52in which case I could order them all back to work at the same time.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Yeah, and we'll help you with that...
0:21:55 > 0:21:59as long as you resign as Prime Minister.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Ooh, as much as I hate to admit it,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05things were better before.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06You have a deal.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10The nearest TV studios are at the Houses Of Parliament.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Let's go.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20So you voted for the Prime Minister?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22No, I didn't vote for him either.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Oh, look. It's neck and neck.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- A free speedboat for everyone if I win the election.- A speedboat?!
0:22:30 > 0:22:35- It's just an election promise. It don't mean anything.- That's immoral!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I promise to end global warming for ever if you vote for me!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Come on, we should get to the gallery.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Shouldn't someone stay with him?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54He'll be fine. The only way out
0:22:54 > 0:22:56is through those two doors and they're locked.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58We'll be watching.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00There you go, Flopsy.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Mind you don't chew anything wiry.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08OK, Grand Master.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Going live in three, two...- Hang on.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Why should we believe you're really going to resign?
0:23:17 > 0:23:22Because I never wanted to be Prime Minister in the first place.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24So...why did you stand?
0:23:24 > 0:23:29I needed the powers to abolish the security services
0:23:29 > 0:23:33so I could commit my crimes without fear of arrest.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I assumed you'd worked that out for yourself!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Yeah, well, em, just wanted to make sure.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Here we go.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Three, two, one...
0:23:46 > 0:23:47You're live to the nation.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50This is your Prime Minister.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53The current state of anarchy must be dealt with.
0:23:53 > 0:23:59Therefore, I am reinstating the security services immediately.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01No, Flopsy, leave that cable alone!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04OK, time to resign.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09I also with to announce that I...
0:24:09 > 0:24:12will stay on as Prime Minister.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Double-crossed!- I don't believe it!
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Ready for him.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17TAPE REWINDS
0:24:18 > 0:24:21'Because I never wanted to be Prime Minister
0:24:21 > 0:24:22'in the first place.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25'I needed the power...'
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Nice one, Oscar.- '..to abolish the security services
0:24:28 > 0:24:31'so I could commit my crimes without fear of arrest.'
0:24:31 > 0:24:33They tricked me!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Hmm. Under the circumstances,
0:24:38 > 0:24:39I resign.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Well played, agents.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Now, Flopsy! The cable!
0:24:52 > 0:24:53How did he get out?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Yeah, it's not like the Houses Of Parliament have secret exits.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Oh, um, actually, they kind of do.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05During the war, he used Winston Churchill's own secret escape tunnel
0:25:05 > 0:25:07to sneak into the Houses Of Parliament
0:25:07 > 0:25:09to steal the Prime Minister's cigars!
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Stands to reason that if it was Churchill's tunnel...
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Come on.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25There he is!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Gotcha!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Now we can finally see who you really are.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Stop!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Prime Minister?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Ex-Prime Minister, technically.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- Where are we?- 10 Downing Street.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54When we discovered The Grand Master was up to no good,
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I suggested the ex-PM form a temporary government.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00OK. Can we unmask the villain now?
0:26:00 > 0:26:01I can't let you do that.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05The Grand Master's criminal tendencies may have been exposed,
0:26:05 > 0:26:08but he's done nothing illegal since I signed his amnesty.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Not this again?- I'm sorry. If this country stands for anything,
0:26:11 > 0:26:16it is justice and until he inevitably commits another crime,
0:26:16 > 0:26:18he's a free man.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Thank you.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23No doubt I'll be seeing you all again...
0:26:23 > 0:26:24soon.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29He's going to keep committing crimes. That's what he does!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- And we'll catch him. - That's what we do.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Who knows?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Maybe he'll take this opportunity to leave his wicked ways behind.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Wait a second.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43My wallet! He took it!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Well, it's an extraordinary result.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51A dead heat between Avril and Scoop.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Oh, hold on a minute!
0:26:53 > 0:26:57I've found someone who hasn't voted and she is going to vote for me.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Well, if that's the case, then...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02What did you promise her?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03I just told her my plans!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06No school uniform, free sweets.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12More homework.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18A ban on fizzy drinks.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Yeah. No, that's not...
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Um...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Um, no games in school!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Er, that's not right.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Um...
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Five-minute lunch breaks! Yeah!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32No, come on!
0:27:32 > 0:27:37Please, this is exactly what I mean. No!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Frank, did you just shoot Scoop with the oppositron collider?
0:27:41 > 0:27:44After everything you said about not fixing elections?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Yes, well...
0:27:46 > 0:27:48I couldn't let Scoop become school president,
0:27:48 > 0:27:50could I?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54All right, it's driving me mad.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Just tell me who you voted for.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Oh, well,
0:27:58 > 0:28:00I suppose you'll find out soon anyway.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05I've just agreed to stand in the re-run of the general election.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09I represent the Morris Dancing Loony Party.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11May we count on your vote?