Tim Brown's SKUL Days

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0:00:09 > 0:00:11SKUL agent sited. We need a plan.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15Agreed. Oscar, you take the south. Carrie, we'll run the perimeters.

0:00:15 > 0:00:20I've got a better idea. You two can wait there, I'm going over the top.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Oscar, no.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24'Oscar!'

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Thought I'd drop in and say hi.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Oscar, we had a plan.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41We're meant to work as a team, remember.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44You've been spying on MI9, why?

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Fine, have it your way. Now move.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Wait.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Nice try.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00The SKUL Academy.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- What's that?- What do you think?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05It's where they train kids to be SKUL agents.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12The 21st Century faces a new kind of threat.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Old school spies have had their day and MI9 must create a new breed

0:01:16 > 0:01:18of skilled undercover agent.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Hidden a place no villain will think to look.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Welcome to MI High.

0:01:39 > 0:01:44- CRASHING MUSIC - Ah! What is that?

0:01:44 > 0:01:48That sounds like someone has got a bag of spanners and a drum kit

0:01:48 > 0:01:50and thrown the whole lot down the stairs.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'd say that was a tad harsh.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Besides, I need to practice for tonight.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Why? Who are you torturing?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59It's my accordion recital, remember,

0:01:59 > 0:02:02a whole evening of Boldovian folk music.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04A whole evening?

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Yes. And I hope everyone's bringing their families along too.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13- So are your foster parents coming? - They're cool but they're not, um...

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Anyway, I think they're busy.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18BUZZING

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Wait, wait, this next one's a funeral march in A Minor.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25It's my big finish.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Argh, it's horrible. Stop. Stop!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40You've always got to go it alone, haven't you?

0:02:40 > 0:02:46- I caught the SKUL agent, didn't I? - I? There's no I in MI...

0:02:46 > 0:02:51The point is MI9 is based on teamwork, communication

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- and not playing the big I am. - A thank you would have been nice.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57The Grand Master's training school kids to be SKUL agents.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- It must be stopped.- We plan to send one of you in to join the academy.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04That sounds like a job for the great Osc-mundo.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06We're sending Agent Gupta on this occasion.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10What? But Oscar is so much better undercover than I am.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Don't worry, it's his way of punishing me

0:03:13 > 0:03:16and he's worried I'll turn bad like my mum.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Look, nobody said that. - You didn't have to.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Just because Mum betrayed everyone... - Oscar is the logical choice.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- I'm right behind him.- Me too.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Right.

0:03:28 > 0:03:33Agent Cole, your mission is to infiltrate the SKUL Academy.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Once there find out what you can about Operation Z12.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42- What's operation Z12?- Z12 appears in Agent Suki's data card.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45We think SKUL are using the academy to plan something big.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Carrie, we want you to interrogate Agent Suki.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53MI9 are delivering a mobile interrogation unit to St Hope's.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Hopefully she'll tell Carrie what Operation Z12 is.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07You mean in case I fail?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10IRISH ACCENT: My name's Tim Brown. I'm a thief, safe cracker,

0:04:10 > 0:04:14and I want to rob the biggest banks in the world.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Perfect. Except for these -

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- eyebrow cameras.- They're cutting edge technology, fitted with cameras

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- and a microphone so you give hourly updates.- What?

0:04:24 > 0:04:28I'll be undercover. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Not as dangerous as sending in someone with your family history.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Take these gob stoppers.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37They release a gas that slows the body down to a snails pace.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- So, you have everything you need. - Everything apart from MI9's trust.

0:04:41 > 0:04:46The file showed us how to contact SKUL. We sent them Tim Brown's CV.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47They were impressed.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50You'll be picked up by two SKUL henchmen,

0:04:50 > 0:04:55they'll scan you for bugs and then take you to the secret location.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15You, boy.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Identification.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25So, Tim Brown,

0:05:25 > 0:05:29what makes you think you've got what it takes to become a SKUL agent?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Because that boy is using a scanner to read credit cards

0:05:35 > 0:05:38and that girl is using a multi-wave code breaker,

0:05:38 > 0:05:42meaning they could be hacking into the bank accounts of everyone here,

0:05:42 > 0:05:43including yours.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm impressed.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Anita Blackwell.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Anita, show Tim around.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Looks like you may have some competition.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02So, what does she mean by a competition.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Don't you know anything?

0:06:03 > 0:06:09SKUL are looking for agents to go on a new assignment, Operation Z12.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13- What's Operation Z12? - All I know is that only one pupil

0:06:13 > 0:06:17gets chosen to do it, and that person's me. Don't you forget it.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Here, have some coffee

0:06:21 > 0:06:24and some donuts.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27I'll give you donuts

0:06:27 > 0:06:29when you start giving me answers.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Now you tell me what you know about Operation Z12.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Yes, the last thing we want is to see you in jail.- Jail?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40When I'm done with you jail will look like a five star hotel

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- with daily foot massage. - You do know it's meant to be

0:06:43 > 0:06:49good cop, bad cop not stupid cop, even more stupid cop.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Maybe I'll leave you to it,

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I think I'm just making her angry.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01By the way,

0:07:01 > 0:07:03you were even more stupid cop.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Tim Brown, you're late.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Thanks for telling me assembly was on the other side of the school.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Hey, what are friends for?

0:07:17 > 0:07:24I promise to do my worst, to be deceitful, scheming and vile.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27All hail the Grand Master.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Look at you all, like sheep.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Here we are looking for individuals,

0:07:36 > 0:07:39those brave enough to go it alone,

0:07:39 > 0:07:44for only the most driven will be embraced into the family of SKUL.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Today we continue our trials for Operation Z12.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52May the most magnificent pupil win.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Below you is a fate far worse than death.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Only by answering correctly will you avoid it.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Question one.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10What chemical would best dissolve a bank safe?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12BUZZER Hydrofluoric acid.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Is correct.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16You must now nominate a victim.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18'A victim?'

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Have you got a problem with that, Brown?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22No. No.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I nominate Liam.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Arrrrgh!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Question two. Name this infamous SKUL agent.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39BUZZER Simian Blake.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Dug his way out of prison using only his teeth.- Is correct.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Nominate.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I nominate Jessica.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Aaaaargh!

0:08:53 > 0:08:58At your feet are a satnav and DVD player.

0:08:58 > 0:09:05Reconfigure them into a laser weapon to hit this target, starting now.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Tim Brown, you may now nominate.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26I nominate Ani... No, wait.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27I nominate Douglas.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Aaargh!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Interesting.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Statistically Anita is your strongest opponent

0:09:39 > 0:09:41and yet you did not eliminate her. Why?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Well, you know what they say.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Keep your friends close

0:09:45 > 0:09:47and your enemies closer.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09(Rose, it's me, do you read?)

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oscar, you're three minutes late.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15I'm sorry, I should have asked SKUL if I could talk to MI9.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Sorry, it's just we saw you do that test.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Yes. You sent those kids to a fate worse than death.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Relax, apparently they got sent

0:10:23 > 0:10:26to clean out General Flopsy's hutch for a month.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Besides, they were useless.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- So any news on what Z12 is?- All I know is apparently one of us

0:10:34 > 0:10:37gets chosen to do whatever it is.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Wait, I think I heard someone.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I told you this is crazy.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46He's right. Every time he reports in we're putting him in danger.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Then let's hope Carrie's having more luck.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Don't tell me, more questions.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53No.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Just some pictures.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58And I want you to relax and just tell me what each one says to you.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00OK?

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Mmm, roast lamb and mint sauce.

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Urgh, one ugly, screaming poo machine.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Who's that frumpy looking...

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Wait a minute, where did you get that picture?

0:11:20 > 0:11:25It's you. Aged six. What can you see Suki?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Oh, I get it.

0:11:28 > 0:11:34Deep down I'm cute and innocent and maybe I shouldn't work for SKUL,

0:11:34 > 0:11:39maybe I should tell you what Operation Z12 is.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Unbelievable.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Don't you have a heart?- No!

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Don't you have any interrogation skills?

0:11:47 > 0:11:53Question, what is a SKUL agent's best friend?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56It is...

0:11:56 > 0:11:59your field operations unit.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Today you will learn how to strip

0:12:01 > 0:12:05and reassemble the unit in under 30 seconds.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40And begin.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44If your avatar has been defeated

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- you will be electrocuted.- Aah!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- At which point...- Aah!

0:12:51 > 0:12:53..you are eliminated.

0:12:53 > 0:12:59This test is designed to see who has the killer instinct

0:12:59 > 0:13:00and who does not.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Gah!- Yes!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Ha!- Ah!

0:13:06 > 0:13:10That's not fair. I knocked him out. He should have been out of the game.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13A good agent should be able to control the pain.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I'll do whatever it takes to be the best.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- I'll do whatever it takes to be the best.- It's weird.

0:13:19 > 0:13:24There's something in his voice, something...ruthless.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28You hang around SKUL long enough and this is what happens.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30'Rose, it's me, do you read?'

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Yeah, hi. How's it going?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Look, I don't know any more about Operation Z12

0:13:36 > 0:13:38but reporting in every hour is impossible.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41It was a direct order from Chief Agent Stark.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Stark's not the one with his neck on the line.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47'Either you trust me or you don't.'

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Oscar, it's not a case of trust...

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Then I'll report when I can.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Oh, and I know when you're lying.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Oscar. Oscar!

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Well, at least we can see what he's up to.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08They're only jealous.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Most of our pupils have never seen anyone of your ability.

0:14:12 > 0:14:18Single minded, quick thinking, your talents are rare.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Back in my old school

0:14:21 > 0:14:23whatever I did I'd seem to get in trouble for it.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Then they clearly had no idea of your potential.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I'm sorry, I didn't realise it was top secret.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Please, I think I can trust you.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42The Grand Master wants to break an agent out of a Moscow state prison.

0:14:42 > 0:14:47- You're going to tunnel in through the sewers?- You have a problem with that?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Russians use sewers to transport soldiers all over.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53You go in there you're dead meat.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Then, thank you.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00I'm sure the Grand Master will be most interested.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Unbelievable. Now he's helping SKUL plan a mission.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- It's called being undercover. - She didn't even ask for your help.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15- You didn't have to tell her about the sewer.- Thanks for the support!

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Typical MI9.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Typical MI9? You do remember what side you work for?

0:15:20 > 0:15:26I'm just doing things my way. At least around here they appreciate it.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30OK, so you are never going to tell me what Z12 is?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- First thing you've got right all day. - Then something's bugging me.

0:15:34 > 0:15:39If you're so good, how come you let us find this data card?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Something's bugging me too.

0:15:42 > 0:15:49If your brain's so small, why doesn't it just roll out of those huge ears?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53It's always engaged.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Aaargh!

0:15:57 > 0:15:59No loo roll.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I give up. OK? That girl is such a...

0:16:08 > 0:16:09What's the matter?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12It's Oscar. Something's wrong,

0:16:12 > 0:16:16he's just not himself any more. We need to get him out of that academy.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Only Stark won't let us until we find out about Operation Z12.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22You have to find a way to make Suki talk.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25For Oscar's sake find a way.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Hello everyone.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Now, about my accordion recital.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Oh, honestly, if anyone actually turns up

0:16:34 > 0:16:36I'll dress up as a Boldovian goat herder.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40Anyway, I was thinking of opening with a little number entitled

0:16:40 > 0:16:42March of the Flatulent Wildebeest.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46HE PLAYS REALLY BADLY

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Carrie please, I think I've rehearsed enough.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Besides, one can be over prepared.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57Sir, you could rehearse all day and still not get any worse.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Really?

0:17:15 > 0:17:20TERRIBLE MUSIC PLAYS

0:17:20 > 0:17:22I can't take any more!

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Make it stop!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Only when you give me answers.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Never.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30VOLUME INCREASES

0:17:36 > 0:17:39As you know, SKUL has been looking for one of you

0:17:39 > 0:17:43to join Operation Z12.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48I can now reveal the name of the successful pupil.

0:17:50 > 0:17:55The pupil going forward to Operation Z12 is...

0:17:55 > 0:17:58All right, all right! Enough! You win.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Sorry? Didn't quite catch that.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I said you win, OK? You win!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07MUSIC STOPS SHE SIGHS

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Now,

0:18:10 > 0:18:13tell me what Z12 is.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Z12 isn't a what, it's a who.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Operation Z12 is a person.

0:18:23 > 0:18:29The name of the successful pupil is...

0:18:29 > 0:18:31- Tim Brown.- Yes! Get in!

0:18:31 > 0:18:32APPLAUSE

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Congratulations SKUL agent Brown.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Hey, no hard feelings.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Ah!- Seriously, haven't you learned anything.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46What is he doing?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48That was such a mean thing to do.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51It was such a SKUL thing to do.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53I knew he couldn't be trusted.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Hang on, let's just be thankful

0:18:55 > 0:18:59we're going to find out what Operation Z12 is.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Forget it, I already know.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Operation Z12 is Oscar.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Think about it.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Why would Suki be spying on MI9 in the first place?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13SKUL wanted us to send him to the academy.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17This whole thing was a trap to get Oscar near the Grand Master.

0:19:26 > 0:19:33At last...I meet the notorious Tim Brown,

0:19:33 > 0:19:37one of the finest students this academy has ever produced.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41- And ready to serve you in Operation Z12, sir.- Excellent.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45I need an agent who can work alone, take risks,

0:19:45 > 0:19:48and be answerable to no-one but himself.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Sounds like Oscar's dream job.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Oscar would never betray MI9.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Would he?

0:19:57 > 0:20:02But before you can appreciate the sheer genius

0:20:02 > 0:20:08of Operation Z12 there is someone you should meet.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12Someone who has been following your progress

0:20:12 > 0:20:15with great pride and joy.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Hello Oscar.- Mum.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26It all makes sense. SKUL treats Oscar like a hero,

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- then they bring on Jade. - No, but he hates her.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31She's betrayed him every time.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33And how does Oscar feel about MI9 right now?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35That we don't trust him.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Oh, so it's my fault now, is it?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I know I'm probably the last person you wanted to see again.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42There's no probably about it.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'm hoping given time you'll realise how both our lives

0:20:45 > 0:20:47have been leading up to this moment.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Honestly, will you listen to yourself?

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- Why can't you just stay out of my life?- Because you are my life.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07He's switched off his eyebrow cam.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10That's it! I'm sending in a team to sort this out.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- How? We don't know where the academy is.- Actually,

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I fitted a homing beacon inside Oscar's eyebrow.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20- You see, you didn't trust him either. - No, I never underestimate SKUL.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Now come on, he needs our help.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26So, you knew I wasn't Tim Brown all along.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29My apologies for the deception.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Setting a trap for your own son. That's low, even for you.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37I think we'll leave you and your son to talk, Number one.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Number one?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46I'm the Grand Master's right hand now.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51But with you beside me even he can't stand in our way forever.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55What? You want to overthrow the Grand Master and you want me to help you?

0:21:55 > 0:21:59All I ever wanted was for us to be a family.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03And I know that's what you want too.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06But I just can't trust you.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Well, then why did I lead you here to this academy?

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Why go through all this if I didn't love you, Oscar?

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Why?

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Wait.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Let's go.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33You're the best agent this academy has ever seen.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Together we can control SKUL as mother and son.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38You want me to leave MI9?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40The people who doubted you, held you back at every stage?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42We've been through a lot together.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46But they are not your family and you've never really felt

0:22:46 > 0:22:48like you fit in back there,

0:22:48 > 0:22:49not if you're honest.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53I don't know.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55I need time to think.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Oscar, ever since your dad died for MI9,

0:22:59 > 0:23:01and for nothing,

0:23:01 > 0:23:03you've been all I have.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05We need each other.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13How does a gobstopper slow the body down?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Only one way to find out.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Stop! Intruders!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42That must be your so-called friends.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44You see, they obviously don't trust you.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48All your life MI9 has told you what to do, made decisions for you,

0:23:48 > 0:23:49like it's even a choice.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51It's not their choice.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55- And you're right, none of them respect me.- Then what are you saying?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57I'm saying...

0:23:57 > 0:23:59I want to join SKUL.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Really?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Quick, there's an escape tunnel, we can be out of here in no time.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10And leave the Grand Master?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12- It's about you and me now. - But we need him.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16He's the only one who can tell us every secret SKUL's ever had.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20You're right. I always knew you had the brains of the family.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Oscar, come on, this way!

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Oscar!

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Come back!

0:24:59 > 0:25:02There you are. I thought you'd abandoned me.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05We're going to get you out of here.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I got these old jet packs from the storeroom.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11You see, Grand Master, I told you Oscar would join us eventually.

0:25:13 > 0:25:19Now we can rise as the greatest criminal trio ever.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20- ENGINE SPUTTERS - What?

0:25:20 > 0:25:24- The confounded thing doesn't work. - Mine doesn't either.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28- Yeah, that's cos I took the starter motors out.- What?

0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Why you...- Getting you two in the same place

0:25:31 > 0:25:33just in time for the gobstopper to wear off.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Oscar, what are you playing at?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Yes, what are you playing at?

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Jade, you're under arrest. The same goes for you.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- MI9, nobody move.- Yes, nobody move.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49But I thought we were going to be a family.

0:25:49 > 0:25:54Get real. SKUL isn't a family, just some loser in a dressing gown.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57For the last time, it's not a dressing gown it's a...

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- ALL:- Ceremonial robe.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00We know.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02You'll pay for that insult.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04You'll all pay.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Goodbye.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08How did he do that?

0:26:08 > 0:26:13I hot wired his jet pack. Nobody crosses me and gets away with it.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15That's the thing about SKUL.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17All such lovely people.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Is this what you want?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Taking orders from people not even half as good as you.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26These people are my friends.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28They risked their lives to come and help me.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32But I know you were tempted. It's not too late to join us.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Us?

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Thanks to your lies there is no us, just you

0:26:37 > 0:26:40in a very lonely prison cell.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Take her away.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Oscar please, you don't mean this.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Oscar, I'm still your mother!

0:26:50 > 0:26:53You'll never be alone as long as we're around,

0:26:53 > 0:26:54you know that don't you?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58LIGHT APPLAUSE

0:26:58 > 0:27:02So, as you can see, Boldovia has a veritable treasure chest...

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Are you sure you're OK?

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I mean everyone's here with their families.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Hey, you guys are my family.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Cor, does that mean you'll lend me a tenner, then?

0:27:15 > 0:27:18For my next tune I'm going to be accompanied on vocals

0:27:18 > 0:27:24by Mrs King, dressed as a traditional Boldovian goat herder.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Mrs King, you can come out now.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Mrs King?

0:27:34 > 0:27:36LAUGHTER

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse.

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