Day of the Jacket

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0:00:17 > 0:00:19All right, Doctor?

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Something's not right....

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Can't think on an empty stomach.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32We're not supposed to leave without clearance.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Not even for chocolate? Definitely not.

0:00:34 > 0:00:39Oh, yes, high alert, horribly secret.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41I remember. Oh, well, I won't be a minute.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44All right, but you definitely mustn't take...

0:00:46 > 0:00:47..the prototype.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Why do you make such a big deal out of this game?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56'Chess is for intelligent people.'

0:00:58 > 0:01:03Might explain why I just took your knight.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07'Missing the point. The knight may be important, but sometimes'

0:01:07 > 0:01:11the knight has to be captured so that the queen,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14'who's even more important, can take position.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18'Checkmate.'

0:01:23 > 0:01:26The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Old-school spies have had their day,

0:01:29 > 0:01:33and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent...

0:01:41 > 0:01:45..hidden in a place no villain will think to look.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Welcome to MI High.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Morning, Siobhan.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Chilli-eating competition. Anybody interested?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09The farmers in Goa are really suffering now!

0:02:09 > 0:02:15The ingredients are all fair trade, all vegetarian, and it's fun!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You know how into fun I am.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Are you serious?

0:02:19 > 0:02:20I mean, chilli, what, in this?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23You're the one wearing a dead animal.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Listen, I've got my rep to respect, all right?

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Besides, when you see these threads, you know the dog's in the house!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Or outside in the shade, where it's cooler.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Morning, Joe.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Mr Flatley?

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Yes, Mrs King...?

0:02:49 > 0:02:53A chilli-eating competition in this weather? So hot!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's so hot!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I know, but Avril assures me it's for a good cause.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02And besides, Scoop...

0:03:02 > 0:03:08I mean Timothy will insist on wearing that furry thing.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Which, may I remind you, is not part of school uniform.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14And whilst we're on the subject...

0:03:14 > 0:03:16But it's the hottest day on record!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Hardly the point!

0:03:17 > 0:03:21If you won't dress properly, how can we expect the students to?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Oh, really, no wonder discipline is even more lax

0:03:25 > 0:03:27around here than usual. The result?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Do you know how many of these I've found lying round the corridor?

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Mrs King, may I remind you that we have not one but three

0:03:34 > 0:03:37new students arriving today, so if you'll excuse me...

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Oh! Well, here's hoping they don't get sucked into the slack ways

0:03:40 > 0:03:42of everyone else around here. Ohhh!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44I need a challenge.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46We haven't had a competition in ages.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48You don't think saving the world is a challenge any more?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50While we're on the subject...

0:03:50 > 0:03:53BUZZING

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Hey! Sorry.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Have you been having trouble with the magnet

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Frank's put into the spypods?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I came out of the canteen covered in spoons yesterday.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Agents, we're on red alert.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14An enemy spy named Ivan Awfulcold

0:04:14 > 0:04:17has discovered the location of our HQ.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21This is Awfulcold, former Olympic athlete

0:04:21 > 0:04:25for the Republic of Groszvenia, computer scientist and assassin.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Two nights ago, he managed to get into MI9 main headquarters

0:04:28 > 0:04:32and tried to steal some of our most important top-secret data files.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Luckily, he tripped an alarm, causing those files to automatically

0:04:36 > 0:04:38be transferred here before he could access them.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42However, before leaving MI9 HQ, he used his hacking skills to

0:04:42 > 0:04:44find out about the transfer

0:04:44 > 0:04:47and to discover the location of our base here at St Hope's.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50We should transfer the files elsewhere before he makes his move.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Sadly, there's been a technical foul-up, something to do with Chief

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Agent Stark, a keyboard and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Pretty sure we'll see this guy sneaking around.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Except you won't.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04The camoguise jacket. Camoguise?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05As in disguise or camouflage?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07As in both.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10This is its creator, Dr Carla Baxter,

0:05:10 > 0:05:13MI9 research and development.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15The camoguise is made of fibre optics

0:05:15 > 0:05:19and a system of holographic projection cameras and mirrors.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Er, John, could you come here a sec?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Thank you.

0:05:27 > 0:05:32Thus I have a visual record of my colleague here.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37Now, all I have to do is fasten this button - imperative, this, because

0:05:37 > 0:05:40this completes the circuit - and...

0:05:42 > 0:05:46No way! I can look like anyone, as long as

0:05:46 > 0:05:50their image has been programmed to the jacket's mainframe first.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53As you can hear, we're also trialling new voice modulators

0:05:53 > 0:05:55so I can sound like them, too.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57It's the ultimate disguise.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02As the young people say, awesome!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Amazing. When do we get some of those?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08You don't. The doctor's the only one who knows how to reproduce them,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10and yesterday, outside our research

0:06:10 > 0:06:14and development building, she popped out to buy some chocolate.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Strictly against regulations, but she's what you might

0:06:17 > 0:06:19affectionately call an eccentric genius.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Guess who was waiting for her.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Awfulcold. And she's got the camoguise with her!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26So there's a spy trying to get in

0:06:26 > 0:06:29who can look like anyone he wants, say a schoolkid.

0:06:29 > 0:06:34Your job, agents, is to find Awfulcold before he finds us.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Well, I must say, you all look very smart.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42My last school was really strict about uniform. And mine also.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45North of England - strict!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47And mine.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Oi... Have you seen them before? New kids.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Mm-hm. One of them must be Awfulcold.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Ah!

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Just the people I need! Er, Thomas, Harriet, Ricki, I'd like

0:07:01 > 0:07:06you to meet Oscar, Rose and Carrie, three of our School Stars.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Well, Rose is.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Anyway, our new friends have just transferred in from out of the area,

0:07:12 > 0:07:16so, er, I thought perhaps you could show them around before assembly.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20You're a school star?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Seriously? Well, I... Not for long!

0:07:24 > 0:07:25The computer room.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Still using these old things, Hicksville?

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Er, down there's the canteen. Aye?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Nourishing power food?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Useful for playing sports?

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Not really.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45But if you're up for a competition AND food, there's always this.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Not a real competition, by 'eck.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I'd still win, mind.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Where is t'gym? I don't know anyone called...

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh! The gym? Aye.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00I wish to see gym.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04'Appen. Right...

0:08:05 > 0:08:08So, where did you transfer from?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11You don't know?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Not really worth talking about.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18So, erm, what are you into?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Computers? Music? Football?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Oscar? I was wondering if you could help me give a few of these... Hello!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Who's this?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Thomas. He's from somewhere not worth talking about.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yeah!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I really know what you mean.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40You're obviously really deep.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42You know what? Thomas can help me with these.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oh, and I'll show him round the rest of the school.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I have a feeling we've got a lot in common. See you in assembly.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Awesome.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Third rate! An all-time low!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04When you're not dropping these all over the place,

0:09:04 > 0:09:06you're dressing like cave people.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Thank you, Mrs King, for those, erm, inspiring words.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I haven't finished.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Yes, it's just that it's very hot.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Sorry we're late.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Ah! Look at our new students.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Wonderfully turned out,

0:09:25 > 0:09:32proud to be a part of our school, no fur coats and no high fashion.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Moi?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36That's the answer.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Uniform! Tomorrow, everyone is to come

0:09:40 > 0:09:45in full school uniform with blazers and ties.

0:09:45 > 0:09:51No exceptions. NOOO!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57How did we get on? Ricki's really rude.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Anyone would think I'd never even heard of a computer.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Don't look at me like that!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06She's an enemy agent - I'm not supposed to like her.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Yeah, well, she might not be.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Remember Awfulcold was an Olympic athlete?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Harriet's obsessed with physical fitness.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Unlike someone else we could mention(!) At least she talks.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I've hardly got anything out of Thomas.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23And then, well, let's just say he was kidnapped.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Not jealous, are we? No!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36The point is, which one of them is Awfulcold?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38The entrance fee goes to the Goan farmers.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41They've had it really hard since the Peruvian llama disease.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45I'm supposed to pay to eat that? My own vegetarian recipe!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Looks like it could stop me playing Saturday. Or maybe forever.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Sir? Hm? You show him.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Ah. Well, erm..

0:10:54 > 0:10:56For my worthwhile cause?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Yes. Of course, Avril.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Mm! Actually rather...

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Excuse me!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Agh!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27All working normally.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Sorry, Oscar, I can't find anything wrong with this magnetic function.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36It is just possible I may have made it a bit strong.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38What are you doing?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Something's not right.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41It's a textbook kidnap.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44That's the problem - no struggle.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46She just walked straight over to him.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48She must have been tricked. Yeah...

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Something's bothering me.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Rose, what's "hyper-cocoa intolerant" mean?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Can't eat chocolate. Why?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58It says here the doctor has it.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Developed after a full week of bingeing on Fruit Nut in 1992.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03That's going to be really useful(!) It might.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06It's not our job to rescue Dr Baxter.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Stark's already got a team on that.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Already a day's gone past and we still haven't found Awfulcold.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Nobody look at me. I'm hideous!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21You're appropriate for school.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Appropriate for...?

0:12:23 > 0:12:27No! Oh, you shouldn't have said that, Mrs King.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Er...

0:12:35 > 0:12:36That's better.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Where's your blazer, young man?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Er...

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Dog ate it?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Storeroom, now.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Miss! Oh, come on, please!

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Aahhhh!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Everything OK?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Someone's been tampering with this. He's getting closer.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Can I help you?

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Wondering what you were working on. Curious, aren't we? Like a spy?

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Do you enjoy sneaking around? No.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Then if there's nothing else...?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59You're good. The best. Think you can beat me?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02At pull-ups? No, it wouldn't be fair.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Are you scared, little gir... lass? By 'eck.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08No. Just that I've got trophies for this kind of thing.

0:14:08 > 0:14:13Bwark-bwark-bwark! I laugh at thy trophies, me.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16OK. Let's go.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Uh-uh. Keep blazer on.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Go for t'burn.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Fine. On three.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32One, two, three.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Mr London gets a bit miffed when

0:14:45 > 0:14:47he finds people messing with his cupboard.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05It's Ricki.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08It's Harriet. It's Thomas.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oh, good, we're all in agreement(!) He was hanging round the entrance.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14And he hardly says anything! If I was a Groszvenian adult

0:15:14 > 0:15:17imitating a British schoolkid, I'd keep quiet as well.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Harriet beat me at pull-ups.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Doesn't exactly make her an enemy agent, Carrie.

0:15:22 > 0:15:27OK, but you've got to admit, that's the weirdest northern accent ever.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30It's like Emmerdale In Space or something.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Ricki hacked into the school database.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35She has computer skills almost as good as mine.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36By "almost as good as",

0:15:36 > 0:15:39don't you mean "better than", Miss Academic Star?

0:15:39 > 0:15:43No, I don't, actually, Miss Came Second At Pull-Ups. OK, let's focus.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46The point is we're not much further forward.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49We know it has to be one of them. How do we find out which?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54The buttons make the camoguise work, right?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Well, we've got to try and make those three undo them,

0:15:56 > 0:15:57take their blazers off.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I mean, it's really hot.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02There must be a way.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05How about Avril's chilli-eating contest?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Still spying, Hicksville?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22I wasn't spying, I was just making sure you weren't signing up

0:16:22 > 0:16:27for the chilli-eating competition, that's all. Why, have you entered?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30It's not really my kind of thing.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I thought you were probably the same.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34And you're right, we should stick to what we're good at.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39You think I'm a nerd, like you? Well... Cos, actually, I'm not.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Good at computers and sciences and all that, yeah, but

0:16:42 > 0:16:44there's other stuff I'm good at, too.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46What, like sudoku? Yeah. No.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Well, yes.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50But also tough stuff,

0:16:50 > 0:16:54like...eating chilli.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Oh, man, this is just wrong.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03It's all your fault, you weirdo.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06If it weren't for you, I'd still be in my threads, bro!

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Come on, Scoop, leave him alone.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Look at me!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Take no notice. I'll live.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22If you want to avoid that kind of hassle in the future, you've

0:17:22 > 0:17:24got to prove yourself to that lot.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26You know what they respect?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28A winner.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34..198, 199... OK, I give in.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38..200!

0:17:38 > 0:17:41You are t'loser. Again.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42All right...

0:17:44 > 0:17:48I beat you at everything, lass.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Everything?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Seriously?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01What I wouldn't give to put on a pair of shorts.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05There's no way I'm losing again.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08What are we going to do if Awfulcold takes off his blazer in here?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10He won't. Well, when he gets too hot,

0:18:10 > 0:18:12he'll run for it so he can cool off in private.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16One of them leaves, one of us follows.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17She's mine.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Here you are, one for you.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25This looks lovely, Avril.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Thermal imaging up and running.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Excellent. Who's got the hottest body temperature?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Erm, Mr Flatley. And Carrie.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Oh, good, we need her to stay the course.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Oscar, ready?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Just starting.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Let's get ready to stomach-rumble!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Frank, they're getting hotter.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53One for you...

0:19:01 > 0:19:03How are they doing?

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Well, Carrie, Thomas and Harriet are all really hot.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09But Ricki, it's like the chilli's had no effect at all.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11She must have been trained to withstand this kind of thing.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28I'm worried about Carrie.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Maybe we should pull her out. Just a few seconds more.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Excuse me.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44I'm on it.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Too hot!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Surrender!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00I'm out, too.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07I'll stick with Ricki.

0:20:14 > 0:20:19Well, er, it looks like we have a winner!

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Well done, Ricki.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32I'm on Harriet. Oscar, where are you?

0:20:36 > 0:20:37I've lost him.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oscar!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44'Oscar? Are you OK?'

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I'm fine.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Just seeing stars.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50OK.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Dead end.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19I knew it was you.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Knew what were me, eh, lass?

0:21:23 > 0:21:28Don't need the accent or the blazer any more, Ivan.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Much cooler.

0:21:33 > 0:21:39So, you think you can defeat me now, little girl?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I beat you in there.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43I'll beat you in here.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Let us dance.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54'Frank, got him.' Sorry, who?

0:21:54 > 0:21:55Awfulcold.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Locked in the loo.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59I don't think so, Oscar.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Argh!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09'Oscar, Carrie's fighting Awfulcold.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11'Let Thomas go and get over to her.'

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Nighty-night.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Got him.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38'Oscar, target captured.'

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Locking the new kid in the bog?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Awesome(!)

0:22:50 > 0:22:53As the young people say, awesome!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55She popped out to buy some chocolate.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Sometimes the knight has to be captured so that the queen,

0:22:58 > 0:23:01who's even more important, can take position.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07The only thing is,

0:23:07 > 0:23:10what was Awfulcold going to do once he'd got in?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13I think we'd notice Harriet sitting at your computer

0:23:13 > 0:23:15accessing the secret files.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Doesn't matter, does it? He's been caught.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21We, erm, going into our base?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Erm, yeah!

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Ah! Well done, agents.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41We've even had an e-mail

0:23:41 > 0:23:43of congratulations from Chief Agent Stark.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47"I suppose you did your best"?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Wow, Stark must have been really impressed.

0:23:49 > 0:23:54I wonder how he's getting along rescuing Dr Baxter.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Er, Oscar, what are you doing?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Accessing Agent Stark's files to find out.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Awesome.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10When do I ever say "Awesome"?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Erm, what's going on?

0:24:14 > 0:24:15He's an impostor.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17I think you'll find that's you.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Er, Frank, any suggestions?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20How about you leave this to me?

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Dr Baxter, I presume. I was sure that kidnap had been staged.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32And when I let Thomas - sorry, you - out of the toilet,

0:24:32 > 0:24:35I remembered your chocolate allergy.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Why would you break the rules to go out and buy chocolate bars

0:24:38 > 0:24:42unless, of course, you knew you were going to be captured?

0:24:42 > 0:24:43It was always my undoing.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46I love...

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Chocolate. Doesn't everyone?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50No, but I love chocolate like you love breathing.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Curse my allergy!

0:24:51 > 0:24:54And then the Groszvenians invented a cure for my condition.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Well, that explains the wrappers.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Someone was pigging out, weren't they?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01After eighteen years with no chocolate,

0:25:01 > 0:25:04what choice did I have?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Er, Doctor?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Awesome...

0:25:18 > 0:25:20You really like that stuff!

0:25:20 > 0:25:22So?

0:25:22 > 0:25:29So you're highly intelligent, rude and a bit eccentric? Yeah.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31S'pose I am, really.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Still, I'm true to myself.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36What you see is what you get, yeah?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Hm...

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Rose?

0:25:44 > 0:25:45I actually quite like her now.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Look at them!

0:25:52 > 0:25:56All so smart, so...

0:25:56 > 0:26:00Oh! The same.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Rules - I love 'em.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06No.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09I've had enough.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12School uniform policy is back to normal.

0:26:12 > 0:26:17And tomorrow is a special "wear anything you want" day.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18ALL CHEER

0:26:18 > 0:26:20As for me,

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I shall be wearing shorts. Oh!

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Thank you!

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Thank you so much!

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Hm!

0:26:30 > 0:26:31I just don't see it.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Sorry. Oh, come off it.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Harriet was an incredibly competitive fitness freak.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37She was just like you.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Today would be good, Oscar. Seriously!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Except she wasn't Harriet, was she? She was Awfulcold.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45He was just like you, then.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yeah, well, that means Ricki's just like you, then.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Right(!) Er, a techno whizz.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53And you reckon I'm competitive? You just can't stand the fact that Ricki

0:26:53 > 0:26:54might be the new school star

0:26:54 > 0:26:57and that Oscar here could beat you at chess. Rubbish!

0:26:57 > 0:27:01And anyway, she's got no chance once I've done some extra reading.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03And as for winning at chess, no way!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05I think you're both ignoring the fact

0:27:05 > 0:27:08that most similar to any of you was Thomas -

0:27:08 > 0:27:09brooding master of disguise,

0:27:09 > 0:27:12unless absolutely necessary never uses more than two words.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Checkmate. What?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26THUNDER

0:27:30 > 0:27:31Morning...

0:27:33 > 0:27:35LAUGHTER

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