0:00:06 > 0:00:09Are you sure you don't want one of us to wait with you inside?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11'Sun Tzu states that the victor
0:00:11 > 0:00:14'shall be he who has the wisest ruler.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18'It is wisest to protect me by preventing the SKUL agents
0:00:18 > 0:00:20'from getting in in the first place.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:21I guess you're right.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24We only end up playing four-dimensional battleships anyway.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- 'I believe it's four-all.'- Yeah,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29but you let me win.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Definitely a new level of weird.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Don't start.- What? I'm just saying.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36He's not her friend. He's just a computer.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37He's more than just a computer.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Bodleian has the knowledge of every book ever published.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44he's the world's first fully sentient artificial intelligence.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47He's just as much of a person as you are, Carrie,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49and frankly a lot more intelligent.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53A toaster that reads a book is still a toaster.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55BUZZING
0:00:55 > 0:00:59'Rose, there's someone in here with me.'
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Aristotle teaches that to achieve happiness, we must live a life
0:01:07 > 0:01:10of good character. Stealing is not compatible with this.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Yeah? Well I'm planning to achieve happiness
0:01:13 > 0:01:14by being incredibly wealthy.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18According to the biographies of Paris Hilton, this may also work.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Glad we agree. Now are you going to lower your cyber defences?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I see no reason to allow myself to be stolen.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28DOOR OPENS
0:01:28 > 0:01:30ROSE: Bodleian, hold on.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32My friend Rose is coming to stop you.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35She's going to be too late. Last chance.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Life in captivity is no life at all. Do what you must, Mr Phantom.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Sorry. You're pretty cool for a computer.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Rose, I'm sorry, I have already attempted
0:01:50 > 0:01:52to digitally interrupt the signal. There is no time.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I've been in tighter spots than this, Bodleian.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Rose, there will be an explosion. You must save yourself.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02I won't let you die.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05If you live, Rose, I will live on in your memories.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08What about downloading onto my spypod?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Insufficient memory.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11- Rose!- Get off!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Rose, step away.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Goodbye, Rose. I hope you come to understand why I did this.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Rose! Rose!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oscar!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Bodleian. - SHE SOBS
0:02:51 > 0:02:54'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56'Old school spies have had their day
0:02:56 > 0:03:00'and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13'..hidden in a place no villain will think to look.'
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Welcome to MI High.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22MI9 techno-forensics confirmed
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Bodleian is permanently offline.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30He was a great asset and in my opinion a great person.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32He will be sorely missed.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Now let's catch his killer.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38There's another cyber attack in progress as we speak.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40It looks like Theo Phantom is trying to hack into
0:03:40 > 0:03:42the national police database.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44The system's defences can only hold out
0:03:44 > 0:03:45for another 45 minutes.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Let's get him.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Get who?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Rose, you won't be going on this mission.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm ordering you to take some leave.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59You've lost a good friend and that takes time to come to terms with.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04Here, you need rest. This neural patch will help you sleep.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Thanks.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Every time I close my eyes I see Bodleian.
0:04:17 > 0:04:23I know it's, um, sad and everything, but he was just a computer.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Harsh.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28What? I'm just saying we could really do with her on this mission.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Non negotiable. You've got a mission
0:04:30 > 0:04:33and I have every faith in you to carry it out.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Yeah, but really, going into a technology-based mission
0:04:36 > 0:04:38without our brainbox?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I have something that may help. CVs - cyber visualizers.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43The wearer can actually see wireless electrical signals.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Great. Let's see the gadget.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Once the hacker has connected to the database
0:04:48 > 0:04:51you will be able to see the signal that leads back to his computer
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- and follow it.- Yeah. Show us.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03The design needs a bit of refining.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08How come you fell off your bike?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I never even knew you rode a bike.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Obviously I don't very well, do I?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Exciting news, class.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21They're closing the school! Yes!
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Uh... No.- They're making a reality TV programme about our class?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30No, no. Look it's probably best if I just tell you.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I have found a box of old photographs
0:05:32 > 0:05:34of the school.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38So...I thought we could do a school project
0:05:38 > 0:05:41showing how things have changed.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Seriously...bruv...where's the exciting bit?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Right. Any volunteers for running the History Of St Hope's project?
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Anyone?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It might be a good idea for someone who has...
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I don't know...just had a bicycle accident?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Maybe?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Davina, why do you think you might be good at this?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I spend 13 hours a day looking at photos of famous people.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Pictures are my thing.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh... Very well.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19BELL
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Weird. How come everyone's wearing black and white?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Defences are nearly down. CVs on.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Whoa!
0:06:49 > 0:06:55That must be the cyber visualization of the computer firewall.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56It's amazing.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Oscar, that must be the hacker signal.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04He's asked to download.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Let's go.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16You can actually see all the electrical signals.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- It's beautiful.- Oscar, this is slowing us down.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24That's ours.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26You should be all right in here, Rose.
0:07:26 > 0:07:32Ah, Frank, Rose is feeling a little under the weather,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34so I suggested a bit of quiet time in here.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- I hope that won't disturb you.- Not at all, Mr F. I've just finished.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Anyone tries to nick the school's new computer
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- and you've got it taped.- Excellent.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Mr Flatley's right, Rose. An hour rest will do you good.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Smart man our Frank.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Wasted as a caretaker.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I'll check on you at break time, all right?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06ELECTRONIC BEEPS
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Wait! The signal's fading.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25The download must be nearly finished.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28There.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37We're losing it.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oscar, it's gone.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I think I might know where it went.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48DOOR OPENS
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Impossible!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Go on, resist arrest. Please. I'm in a really bad mood today.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57No seriously, try it. You might make it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Ah, gutted. Keep an eye on him.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Carrie!- What?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13It's gone.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oscar, he's right there.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Sorry. Malfunction.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oscar, look, I've had one member of the team go loopy.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I don't need another one, so keep it together.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39How did I get in here? Weird.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51"Help!" It should be the school motto!
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Rose, this is turning out to be more work than I thought.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Could you help me a bit? - What do you want me to do?
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- All of it.- Sorry, I can't help.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13No, I don't think so.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Don't think of it as work.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Davina...
0:10:23 > 0:10:24ELECTRONIC BEEPS
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Bodleian - that was me. Guilty.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36But I never went near the police database.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- You can check my palmtop if you don't believe me.- We did.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49- That's impossible.- Times, access information, download speeds -
0:10:49 > 0:10:52all the evidence we need to prove it was you.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I don't know anything about this.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59OK. We'll just let you go then(!)
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Sit down!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Rose. Rose. Rose.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16ELECTRONIC BEEPS
0:11:17 > 0:11:20It's a bit cold to go to sleep out here, isn't it?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I didn't go to sleep out here. I went to sleep in the classroom.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Mr Flatley's class, was it? - You're missing the point.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I went to sleep in there and woke up out here.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Your body must be getting used to the neural patch.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Your mind fell asleep before your body. You managed to
0:11:34 > 0:11:37walk here before your body fell asleep too. Fascinating.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I think I better stop using the neural patch.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Sooner or later I'm going to wake up somewhere dangerous.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- BUZZING - I'd better head down.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Let me know if you need anything.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Carrie.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Frank?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Look at this sentence.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Where?
0:11:56 > 0:12:02"In 1896 Henry Montrose and Bodleian help co-ordinator Mike Sennerby
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- "met in the library to..."- Well?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Well what?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10"Montrose and Bodleian help co-ordinator."
0:12:10 > 0:12:12"Rose", "help". Do you think it's significant?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Rose, you will have seen that sequence of letters
0:12:14 > 0:12:17a thousand times and never registered it,
0:12:17 > 0:12:21but today because of what's happened it takes on an extra significance.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Don't read too much into it.- But... - It'll take time,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28but the pain of losing your friend will pass.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Hang in there, Rose.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Ah! look how smart they all are.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Today it's all scruffbags.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54That's unfair. I think our students are rather well dressed.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I was talking about the teachers.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- Oh.- Although these students are very...
0:13:01 > 0:13:06- Mr Flatley?- Mm.- How long have you been at this school?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Well, er, funnily enough, I was actually a pupil here in the...
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Oh... Oh, my giddy aunt! It's you.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Oh!- I'm glad you find it all... so amusing.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I doubt anyone else will find it all such a source of hilarity.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Ha-ha! Oh, Davina...
0:13:26 > 0:13:32THEY LAUGH
0:13:35 > 0:13:39One techno-villain signed, sealed and delivered.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42We got into the Bodleian and the police database.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Only half right, I'm afraid.- What? - Just total techno central.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49There's another cyber attack in progress. Identical MO.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52According to their analysis, there's a 99.9% chance that
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Theo Phantom didn't carry out the attack on
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- the National Police Database.- But... - We will work out the details later.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Right now, the Central British Criminal Court records
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- are under attack and we need to move.- Is Rose coming this time?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Sorry.- Well. Oscar here's been acting weird as well.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Want to give him the day off too?- Oi! - The mission's importance
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- is not to be...- I know. I know.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Just hand me the stupid glasses.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Erm, can I help you?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51No, thanks. We're good.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53How come there are so many?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56False trails. He's onto us.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01That one!
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Come on.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Hang on!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Hey, stop with the weird stuff, yeah? We've got a job to do.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13It's just...
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Forget it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25He must have hacked into the security system to seal the door.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Air vent.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Get a chair.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44A bit more warning...
0:15:44 > 0:15:48next time you kick through the floor of the thing I'm resting on.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Oh, great.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00OK, well, we'll just have to pick one.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Come on, choose.- No, wait...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04We've lost too much time.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07So, what do you suggest, giving up?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10What would Rose do? Rose would try and see the bigger picture.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13If we can see all the strands the hacker's made,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15maybe we can see a pattern.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Rose?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Rose, if you sleep all day, you won't sleep at night.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Why don't you come and help me with the exhibition?- I don't know.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Um, maybe I should go and speak to Frank.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Mr London? Well, what's the caretaker got to do with anything?
0:16:40 > 0:16:45- Um, nothing.- Right. Well, come on then.
0:16:49 > 0:16:54So just add the photos where you see a space, OK?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07'Rose, we need help.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09'Time running out. B.'
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Why aren't you seeing the bigger picture?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24First, the message on the whiteboard. Then, in the book.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- And now, this.- "Rose, I need help.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- "Time running out. B." - They all lead to the same thing.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Someone's trying to contact me. - The photo is a bit of a clincher.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40How could someone put a message for you
0:17:40 > 0:17:43in a 30-year-old textbook on a 40-year-old photo?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- They can't.- Then that leaves us with only one possibility,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49they were faked.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Is that possible?- Difficult.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Not impossible, with the right computer.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57That new on would do it easily.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Rose, I'm putting you back on active duty.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Your mission is to find out who's behind this.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14Wow... Well, that doesn't help, there's millions of them.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Wait, it's like a spider's web.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19And where does a spider always hide on a web?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21The middle.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24So, where's the middle of this web?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28It's the Court House.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Oscar, they must have been hacking in directly,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38which means they must have been in the room itself.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40The woman with the radio!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Got ya!
0:18:46 > 0:18:47I beg your pardon?!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Yeah, yeah, don't know what we're talking about!- No!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- The phantom?- Who? - He said the same thing.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Wh...?- Carrie, it's all here. - Keep an eye on her.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- I'll load the hard drive onto the spy pod.- Oh! Oh!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Smart, sending us on a wild goose chase.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Nearly fell for it.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Carrie?
0:19:08 > 0:19:09What?
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Oscar, you're doing that...thing again. Could you please stop?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- It's this weird thing I keep seeing. - We're working, keep it together!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Yeah, OK.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22- Ah...- I'm fine.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- BLEEPING - Done.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Let's get out of here.
0:19:26 > 0:19:32And can you please hold it together till we get back?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Ah... I really think you're making some kind of mistake.- Save it!
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Oh!
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Come on!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Show your face.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57What?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Frank? Rose. Can you meet me in the computer room?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Bring a CV and the neural patch.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I've got a theory.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Let's start uploading from the spypod.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- It's not right.- What?!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Well, why would all the hackers say they were innocent...
0:20:22 > 0:20:25when the evidence is so clear?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Oscar, look, it's over, OK?
0:20:29 > 0:20:34We caught them both red-handed, so please stop going on about it!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38We didn't see a single thing that suggested anybody else was involved.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Well, it's not entirely true.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45There, I haven't aged a day.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Yes, apart from the greying hair,
0:20:48 > 0:20:50wrinkles and the extra four stone you've out on,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53you look exactly the same.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57I'll have you know I haven't put on an ounce since I was at school,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00and I'll prove it. Huh!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04It makes some sense. You are the only person in the school
0:21:04 > 0:21:08who could pull off a forgery like this. But why don't you remember?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12According to the timecodes, I've been doing it while asleep,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14leaving myself messages to find when I wake up.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18That's why I keep waking up in different places. I've got a theory.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I think someone's using my body while I'm asleep.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Well, who?- Bodleian.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Rose, he's gone. - If I'm right, I can prove it.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33BEEPING
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Frank...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Bodleian's alive.- What?!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Bodleian must have...
0:21:49 > 0:21:52downloaded himself into my brain before the explosion.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56I think the pulse he sent out to push me out of danger must have been
0:21:56 > 0:21:59one last attempt to save his own life and escape with me.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04It all makes sense. The human brain is the most advanced computer
0:22:04 > 0:22:07on the planet. He escaped in here.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10You can see him through the CVs because he's an electrical being.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- We should arrange a meeting with the techno people...- There's no time.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Bodleian's messages are all about time running out. Talk to him now.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- How?- The neural patch.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Say hello from me.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30What?!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34You saw someone three times and you never said?!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37You kept on jumping down my throat, so I shut up!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Oscar, that was crucial information!
0:22:39 > 0:22:45- What did you see?- I saw someone go from Theo Phantom's computer...
0:22:45 > 0:22:49to his radio. Then at the court, I saw him standing by the radio.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Then later, I saw him go from there towards you.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55He was like some sort of electrical being.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00- only visible through the CV?- Yeah.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Jumping from one appliance to another?- Yeah.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08He downloads the information he's after...
0:23:08 > 0:23:12and then leaves incriminating evidence on someone else's computer.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15SO both of our suspects had no idea what we were talking about.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20- Oscar, when did you last see him? - Oh, no...- What?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22He's here, disconnect it!
0:23:22 > 0:23:27I am Crime!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Bodleian...
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Bodleian, can you hear me?
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Rose...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I don't think it worked.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- IN VOICE OF BODLEIAN:- Hello, Frank. - Bodleian!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43We must act.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Before the explosion, Theo Phantom successfully downloaded
0:23:47 > 0:23:52the small part of me that held details on every book on crime
0:23:52 > 0:23:54ever written. Now separate from me,
0:23:54 > 0:23:58this new entity will take on a new personality of its own.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- There's two of you?!- Correct.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04A being born of this knowledge will become...
0:24:04 > 0:24:07fixated with crime and evil.
0:24:07 > 0:24:12We must find him, before he does something terrible.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15But if...he's made up of electrical signals,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18in theory, he could be anywhere. He could be a thousand miles away!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- BEEPING - Yes?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23We've got a bit of a situation down here...
0:24:23 > 0:24:26'I am Crime!'
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I have the sum knowledge of all crime fiction,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32all police and court records,
0:24:32 > 0:24:38and now, I am in the MI9 system, I have access to your database too.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42With all this information, I will be unstoppable!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- You have to get out of here first. - I can go anywhere,
0:24:45 > 0:24:48surfing the wireless signals of the world.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52How will you stop me? I am Crime!
0:24:52 > 0:24:57IN VOICE OF BODLEIAN: No, you are Bodleian. We are one.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59We must be whole again.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You are too late!
0:25:01 > 0:25:06Perhaps not, Crime. My friend, Rose, has an idea.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15IN HER OWN VOICE: We need to put more power back into the system!
0:25:15 > 0:25:19I am Crime, I cannot be killed by overload.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- It will only make me more powerful! - Rose, let's get out of here.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Remember what happened last time? - No, I need to recreate the accident.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- It'll boot Bodleian back into the computer.- Rose,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- you'll get hurt again. - It's our only chance. Come on!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35It is no chance at all.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39I am the greatest criminal mind that has ever existed.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41I am Crime!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42We'll see about that.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Agh!- Rose!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Did it work?
0:25:51 > 0:25:56It failed! You have failed. I shall transfer myself
0:25:56 > 0:26:00to a safe haven, from where I shall launch a crime war that will change
0:26:00 > 0:26:05the world! I am Cri...
0:26:05 > 0:26:11- Cri... What is happening to me?! - BODLEIAN: Crime, relax.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Time to come home.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- I am afraid!- Bertrand Russell tells us that conquering fear
0:26:18 > 0:26:23is the beginning of wisdom. You are remembering.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27I... I am coming home!
0:26:27 > 0:26:30We are Bodleian.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Bodleian...
0:26:33 > 0:26:37- Rose, we did it.- That was close.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42I guess I kind of owe you both an apology.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Oscar, if you thought you could talk to me
0:26:44 > 0:26:47without getting your head bitten off, then...
0:26:47 > 0:26:50we would have found Crime ages ago.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54And, Rose, well... Bodleian is way more than a toaster.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56And less, for I cannot make toast.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01Although perhaps I could, if I were to create a hyperlink...
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Yeah, but it's have to be like a silicone-chip-driven toaster.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09That is correct, Rose, shall we attempt it?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Yeah, I see why they get on.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18It's our hope that this exhibition will show you all
0:27:18 > 0:27:21just how much you have in common with children from the past.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Ah... Ha-ha!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26You see, Mrs King, it fits like a glove!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- THEY LAUGH - I don't think that button
0:27:29 > 0:27:32will hold out much longer!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34ALL: Whoa!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- Detention! - I beg your pardon?
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Dress like a schoolboy,
0:27:39 > 0:27:41get treated like on. Detention!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Agh, Mrs King!
0:27:43 > 0:27:44THEY LAUGH
0:27:44 > 0:27:46No! No, please!