0:00:02 > 0:00:03You save his life...
0:00:03 > 0:00:06whatever it costs.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07That is not a request.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Rest assured, Flopsy,
0:00:12 > 0:00:16the people responsible for this shall pay a very high price.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22The super-projector is in place, Grand Master.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27How could you betray me like this, Igor?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Simple.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31He's given me lots of money.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I'm sorry about Flopsy.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I really am.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38But if you continue with this mad plan,
0:00:38 > 0:00:40you're going to start World War III.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52'Old school spies have had their day, and MI9 must create a new breed
0:00:52 > 0:00:54'of skilled undercover agent...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06'Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.'
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Welcome to M.I. High.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Now, remember,
0:01:15 > 0:01:19no looking directly at the eclipse, and use the glasses provided.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Blinding yourselves is neither cool nor clever.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27So, it goes dark for a few minutes. What's the big deal?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Goes dark for hours every night. - Glasses, Timothy.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Here we go, everyone.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Where's Rose? I thought she'd be the first one out here.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42She's got the best seat in the house.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Oh! The eclipse!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02I missing the eclipse. Oh, for goodness' sake.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08ALL: Ooh!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25MOBILE BLEEPS
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Oscar, Carrie, I'm sorry, but we...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Stop looking!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Avert your eyes!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Mr F, tell everyone to look away. Oscar, look at me.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Carrie, close your eyes. Please, guys, come on. I need you.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00More importantly, your country needs you. Code Blue - level three!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Level three?- Code Blue?- That means...- A state of
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- national emergency. - We have to get Rose!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18What do you want? Can't you seem I'm busy?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Did you watch the eclipse?- What a stupid question. Of course I did.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Have I missed it? Have I missed it?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38What's going on, Frank?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I wish I knew. Let's get to HQ. Quickly.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Where? Get off me!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Rose!- Where are you taking me? - Just go!- All right! Get off!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Books, huh! What use are books?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01The written word? Such piffle.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04No-one tells me how to think.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07SHOUTING
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Mr Flatley, this is not the example a headmaster should be leading by!
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Ignore the old trout.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21She is clearly not one of US!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23CHEERING
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Get off me!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Calm down.- What's the matter with you?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41BEEPING
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- London, did you get my text? - In the nick of time.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Everyone's gone mad. What was that thing?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- We're working on it. - Ah! Hurry up, will you?!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Are we ready to begin phase two?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Soon, Grand Master. Very soon.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00With a simple flick of this switch,
0:05:00 > 0:05:04every television channel will be in your power.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09It's not too late, Igor.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Untie me. We could both make a run for it.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14But how would I afford my yacht?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Boring...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Frank, what's wrong with Rose?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I've never seen her like this.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31It's my belief, that thing we saw
0:05:31 > 0:05:34on the moon's surface has somehow hypnotised everyone who watched it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Well, that's most of the country.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38I'm afraid so.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Can we reverse it?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42We'll find out very shortly.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43I need a pencil.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46CLATTERING
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I learned this technique from Mongolian goat herders.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53The secret is, I focus along with rhythmic clicking. Thank you, Oscar.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Now Rose, I need you to concentrate on the tip of the pencil.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Good.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03HE MIMICS TICKING
0:06:03 > 0:06:07What are you doing? You sound like a complete idiot.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11And what are you two staring at?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Pathetic.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I don't think it worked.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's never failed me.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Ever.- Please find a way to bring back the old Rose.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25I really don't like this one.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28The spirals on the moon. Rose had seen them before.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30She even gives them a name.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Arthur Poopsberry's Eternal Spiral.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39These snacks are the hostages of the commercial world.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Caged until freed by a ransom of coins.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Well, not anymore.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Free the snacks!
0:06:50 > 0:06:57Free the snacks! Free the snacks! Free the snacks! Free the snacks!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Free the snacks! Free the snacks!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Arthur Poopsberry. Got him.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Poopsberry. Of course. Oscar.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10I knew that name rang a bell. The man behind the Tiger Mallow scandal.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12It caused a storm in the advertising world.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16It's all done through auto-suggestion by using an invisible code hidden
0:07:16 > 0:07:19beneath the image. The product wasn't even shown in this case.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30The Tiger Mallow bar.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Sweet and salty softness in every bite.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Making your taste buds light up with delicious delight.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Whoa.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- How did that happen? - It's called subliminal advertising.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Using images that pass through the mind so fast people aren't aware
0:07:46 > 0:07:48they've seen anything. But, freeze frame...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Yummy.- The trouble is, it caused mass hysteria. People were so
0:07:57 > 0:08:01desperate to get hold of a Tiger Mallow bar, they'd fight, beg, steal,
0:08:01 > 0:08:02do anything to get their teeth into one.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05That method of advertising was outlawed within weeks.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07What happened to Poopsberry?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Who even cares what happened to him?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I don't for starters.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15By the looks of it, he adapted his spiral for more sinister endeavours.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- We need to find him. - I'm on it. And I've got an address.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Free the snacks! Free the snacks!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Free the...- Mr Flatley.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- I'd like a word, please. - Of course, Mrs King.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Let's step into the classroom, shall we?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38No more tyrannical Mrs King.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Viva la revolucion!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Mr Flatley! Mr Flatley! Mr Flatley!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05MI9. Show yourself.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Frank. We're at the location.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21There's no sign of Poopsberry and the place has been trashed.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Frank, we're seriously going to need Rose for this. How is she?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29She's...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31gone.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Frank?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Free the books. Free the books.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40WHIRRING NOISE
0:10:07 > 0:10:08What's going on?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10No, no, don't watch!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Please look away. Rose, Mr F, look away.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Come on, don't watch it.- Welcome.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19This is the Grand Master speaking.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21ALL: Grand Master.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Concentrate on the spiral.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Very beautiful, don't you agree?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Very beautiful.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34Unlike wealth, which is bad, causing greed and envy.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Greed and envy.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40But fortunately, I can help you all.
0:10:40 > 0:10:46- Rose.- Bring me your money and I will safely dispose of it for you.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Free you from the evil it brings.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Everyone, come on, look away!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Empty your bank accounts, your piggy
0:10:54 > 0:10:58banks, search out all your cash.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03My assistants will soon be in your area to collect it.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07BEEPING
0:11:07 > 0:11:09London, give me an update, and it better be positive.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13We believe that a man call Poopsberry has adapted a spiral
0:11:13 > 0:11:16he invented in order to sell Tiger Mallow bars.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Sweet and salty softness in every bite.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20That's him. He's now working with the Grand Master
0:11:20 > 0:11:23on a plot to steal everyone's money.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26My entire staff have gone to the bank to withdraw all their cash!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29The country's economy will collapse if he gets away with this.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Frank, you must find a way to reverse the hypnosis!
0:11:32 > 0:11:37Boring, boring, boring...
0:11:37 > 0:11:38I intend to.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I beg you to stop!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Think of the consequences!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I designed those spirals to sell chocolate. Not for this!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49You should be grateful.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52People will talk about your spirals
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- for years to come. - For all the wrong reasons.
0:11:55 > 0:12:02My Flopsy is at death's door and all you can do is whinge.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04You're no longer useful.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Take him away.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Divided by three squared minus...
0:12:12 > 0:12:15These are beyond me and Rose is in no fit state.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Our only chance is to find Poopsberry and the Grand Master.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- But, Frank, where do we start? - I might have something.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23To project an image on the moon would take immense power, which
0:12:26 > 0:12:27would show as a carbon footprint,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30so by logging into satellite imaging recordings...
0:12:32 > 0:12:35What are you waiting for? Go!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37If the Grand Master has caused Rose
0:12:37 > 0:12:40any permanent damage, he and me are going to get personal.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Get to the back of the queue.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56'This is the SKUL money collection service.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58'This is the SKUL money collection service.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01'This is the SKUL money collection service.'
0:13:01 > 0:13:03The world's gone mad!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07'This is the SKUL money collection service.'
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Concentrate on the image, Rose.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16I've reversed the spiral, which hopefully should reverse the effect.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Rose?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Let's disco!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Come on, Frank, get on down.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32That is not the reaction I was hoping for.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44There's a lot of activity in the west of the building.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Hang on.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Oh, no.- What?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52The basement. It's packed with explosives. We have to get in.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55So, how exactly do we get through the door?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04It uses retina recognition. The eye is the key.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06So, in other words, we can't get in.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10We can. But this is going to need your expertise more than mine.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I love this song. Lily is so in the groove!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17There's no music, Rose, please stop dancing.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Chill, Frank. The music will calm.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23There is no music! It's all in your head, Rose.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27If you don't come back your life as a spy is over. This team is over.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I've never lost a man in the field, Rose Gupta.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- I am not about to start now.- What?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Cheryl Cole? I just adore Cheryl!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49OK. Um, up a bit.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Stop.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Left a bit. Stop.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Uh, try that.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Explosives and weapons.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Oscar, the Grand Master could supply and army with all this.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29SHE SEARCHES STATIONS
0:15:29 > 0:15:32'The streets of Britain continue to fall into chaos.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35'The government advice is to stay in your homes.'
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Poopsberry!- Yes. Who are you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:48- MI9.- Oh, thank goodness. I've been kidnapped by the Grand Master.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- He's going to use the attack spiral. - Attack spiral?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- What does it do? - Exactly as it sounds.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Soon the entire nation will be completely under that madman's power.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59But you can reverse it, right?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01No, I'm sorry.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04The hypnosis is permanent. It's the way I designed it.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07No, you see, there has to be a way. Our friend's been affected.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11I don't get it. Grand Master's already stolen everyone's money,
0:16:11 > 0:16:12why transmit a second spiral?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15That was a red herring. At 1600 hours he's going to
0:16:15 > 0:16:19brief the entire nation, readying them to go to war with Belgium.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Soon after that, he'll transmit the attack spiral. Then war it will be.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I know the Grand Master's mad but surely he's not that mad?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28It does explain all the weapons we saw, the explosives.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32He must be targeting the European Parliament. Belgium is the HQ.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35It's nothing to do with that. It's because that stupid rabbit
0:16:35 > 0:16:37ate a dodgy waffle, and been poorly for days.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41You expect us to believe that Grand Master intends to declare war on
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- all because Flopsy ate a dodgy waffle?- Not any dodgy waffle,
0:16:44 > 0:16:47a dodgy Belgian waffle. Look, you've got to do something!
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Raaaaarrr!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00CRASH!
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Two, one, and wake.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Welcome back, Rose.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12SHE SQUAWKS
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Very good, Rose. You almost had me.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17SHE CONTINUES TO SQUAWK
0:17:17 > 0:17:19MOBILE RINGS
0:17:22 > 0:17:26'Frank, we've got a serious problem.'
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- You're not the only one. - 'We found weapons and explosives.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33'The Grand Master's plans to start a war. We've also freed Poopsberry.'
0:17:33 > 0:17:38He was the Grand Master's captive, not his ally. It's bad news.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40'He says the hypnotism is permanent.'
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Poor Rose.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I never thought I'd say this,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48but I think this time, the Grand Master has finally...
0:17:48 > 0:17:51SHOUTING
0:17:51 > 0:17:53'Finally what, Frank?'
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Surely not?
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Carrie, I'll call you back.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Rose, I need you to watch this.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03< Will you ever listen?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Concentrate on the sound.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07..A modicum of responsibility!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Are you going to continue to stroll through life
0:18:09 > 0:18:12underachieving at every stage?
0:18:12 > 0:18:17Now stop being so contrary, or you are going to make me
0:18:17 > 0:18:21very angry, and you really don't want to see my angry.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Where are Carrie and Oscar?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32What are you grinning about?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Come on, Rose, we've got work to do.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37We need to analyse that tape and find out what it is in Mrs King's
0:18:37 > 0:18:39voice that reverses the hypnotic state.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42OK, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43But I'm on it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Oscar, time's running out. - Nearly there. Done.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53There you go.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55BLEEPING
0:18:55 > 0:18:57What was that noise?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Uh-oh.- It's a chain-trigger.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03To diffuse it, the wires have to be cut in the correct order.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Nine permutations, only one correct.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Cut the red first. It's always the red first.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Grand Master will know that so it's probably blue or the yellow.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12But he'd also know that we know that he knows...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I suggest you make a decision.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Red it is.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- OK. Blue or yellow?- Um...blue.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25No! Uh, yellow.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28No! Uh...blue, blue.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30You can never be that lucky twice in a row.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Clear.- Oscar, we have less than two minutes to stop the Grand Master.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Come on, let's go.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Frank?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Look.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54This shows a normal human voice, whereas this graph shows Mrs King's.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Now, look here. When she loses her rag,
0:19:57 > 0:20:01she produces a series of sine waves which show notes of complete purity.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Like when an opera singer breaks a glass with her voice.- Exactly.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07It's my belief it's these sine waves which unlock the spiral's effects.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Can they be replicated?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Yes, but getting the right pattern could take months. We've got to try
0:20:12 > 0:20:16and make Mrs King throw a wobbly in front of the entire nation.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17That means taking Mrs King to his hideout.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Where the Grand Master has control of all the TV transmissions.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Look, it's dangerous, I know,
0:20:24 > 0:20:29- but what choice do we have? - OK, let's do it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33It means we have to find a way of making Mrs King very angry indeed.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Give me a minute.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38It's almost time to take up arms.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Ready yourselves to risk your lives in the return for honour.
0:20:45 > 0:20:50'So we will march as an army into the heart of Belgium...'
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- It's too late.- No, come on.
0:20:53 > 0:20:59'Where we will seek our revenge on behalf of my dearest Flopsy.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03'Victory will be ours!'
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Victory will be ours.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10All right, Mrs King? It's OK.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Oh, Frank.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I don't know if I can do this job any more.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I'm at the end of my tether.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You need to relax. I can help you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Really? How?
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Concentrate on the tip of my pencil.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Tick-tock-tick...
0:21:27 > 0:21:33Good. Now feel your eyes getting heavy, very heavy.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Tick-tock-tick-tock.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40You'll never know what a service you're about to do for your country.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Carrie, Oscar? Sit tight.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48The cavalry's on its way.
0:21:48 > 0:21:55Holland to the north, Germany to the east, Luxembourg to the south,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57France to the West.
0:21:57 > 0:22:04I take Belgium, and the rest of Europe will be ripe for plundering.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Then I, the Grand Master,
0:22:08 > 0:22:15shall become the figurehead of the entire continent,
0:22:15 > 0:22:20striking fear into the hearts of the world's superpowers.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22General Flopsy
0:22:22 > 0:22:26could have tea with the Queen.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28He'd love that, actually.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- We thought we lost you. - Good to have you back.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Good to be back. Now, which way to the Grand Master?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54'The time has come...'
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Prepare the attack spiral.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Prepared and ready to transmit.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12What are you waiting for?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Transmit.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Grand Master, don't you ever mess with my mind again.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Carrie, Oscar, cuff him.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Don't you lot have anything better
0:23:24 > 0:23:29to do than constantly ruin my plans for world domination?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31To another day.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34HISSING
0:23:34 > 0:23:39- I'll go after him.- No, no time, the nation expects a live transmission.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- Let's give them one.- But the spirals are irreversible.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45You obviously never met Mrs King.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48SHE SNORES
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Transmitting in four seconds, Frank.
0:23:50 > 0:23:543, 2, 1, and wake.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Where am I?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03What's going on?
0:24:03 > 0:24:08- Do you know this man?- Yes.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13- It's Mr Flatley, the headmaster from my school.- Oh! Headmaster!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15He must be very clever them.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18One must have an exceptional talent to reach such heights.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Or an aunt on the board of governors.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22You seem bitter, Mrs King.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24After all, he's headmaster of the year.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Mr Flatley? Heh!
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Not in a million years!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38This has to be some kind of mistake.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh, no mistake. And his prize is an all-expenses paid
0:24:40 > 0:24:46trip to Las Vegas and to be named headmaster of St Hope's, forever.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Forever? No!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Well, you can't hide genius.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54The truth hurts, doesn't it, Mrs King?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- Here goes.- Genius?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Let me tell you one or two truths about
0:24:58 > 0:25:03Mr Headmaster of the Year Flatley!
0:25:03 > 0:25:07He isn't fit enough to teach monkeys, never mind children.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12He's a bumbling, blathering, bombastic butter-faced buffoon.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Skipping around poles in that ridiculous Morris dancing outfit?
0:25:17 > 0:25:21And don't even get me started on the biscuits!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24HOARDING THEM - as if there's no tomorrow!
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Gorging himself on the filling and then putting the damp casing
0:25:28 > 0:25:32back into the packet thinking no-one will notice!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39What is going on?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Anyone else feel dizzy?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Custard creams.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45My favourite.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- It's worked.- Incredible. - And the mess he makes!
0:25:50 > 0:25:55He's like an out of control toddler, overdosed on E numbers.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Papers, pens, staplers, highlighters...
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- And sleep.- Oh!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Come on, get the chair ready. - I've got the chair.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- OK, Ready?- Yep.- And...
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Come on, Mrs King. Got her. Have you got a pen?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Thank you.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Now go. Come on.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Don't forget the wheelbarrow.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46When you wake you will remember nothing.
0:26:46 > 0:26:503, 2, 1, wake.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Oh, it's never ending.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02The explosives have been removed and the building made safe
0:27:02 > 0:27:06and all the money has been returned to its rightful owners.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09I think we can call that a success.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I still can't believe Rose here was dancing to imaginary music, though.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Wait, won't would that have been picked up on the CCTV?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- I suppose it would have been. - I would love to see that.
0:27:20 > 0:27:25- Don't you dare.- Don't worry, Rose, I wiped all tapes.- That's unfair.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Look!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Look! I've won Headmaster of the Year and an
0:27:29 > 0:27:33all-expenses paid trip to Las Vegas.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Oh, no, I was meant to shred that.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39The only thing is, I don't recollect the ceremony
0:27:39 > 0:27:41or posing for this photograph.
0:27:41 > 0:27:47- Still, Las Vegas here I come. - What are we going to do?
0:27:47 > 0:27:48- Mr Flatley?- Hm?
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Concentrate on the tip of my pencil.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Tick-tock...