0:00:08 > 0:00:11- Happy birthday.- Ooh, goodie!
0:00:11 > 0:00:15It's from my granddaughter. I'm knitting her a scarf.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24What has she hidden? A hacksaw?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26A get-away car?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55BANG!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12'Old school spies have had their day
0:01:12 > 0:01:15'and M.I.9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.'
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Welcome to M.I. High.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45How are we doing, getting a crew together?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Meet George, martial arts expert.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I also play the spoons!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54A slow, painful death, either way. Who else?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Hilda, master of disguise.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Hilda?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Sorry, can't be too careful.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04And Harry?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Where's Harry "Fingers" Fulson?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Word is he's gone straight.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09What?!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Without him, we're not ready!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- ALARMS RING - Ooh, quick! Let's get out of here!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Ready?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Mirror!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Signal! Manoeuvre!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33School disco. Everyone must take a partner.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Forget it. I'm a terrible dancer.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42What about you? There must be someone you'd like to take?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I don't need a date! I'm a one-man dance machine!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Rose?- Actually, it's not really my kind of thing.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Donovan! Would you like to come to the disco with me?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00You?!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Why not me?
0:03:02 > 0:03:07If I ever want a kick-about, you're the first person I ask.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09But as a date?!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Whatever!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Come on. Take it out on some bad guys!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Is that what people think?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- That I'm only good for kick-abouts? - Whoa, Frank,
0:03:53 > 0:03:55you look terrible!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59I have a list of jobs up to here. What I really need is a break.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Instead of a break-out. - Beryl "the beefcake" Bagshot.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- Broke out three days ago. - What was she in for?- Robbery.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Extortion.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10And "gran theft auto"!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15I said, "Grand theft auto".
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Anyway, Intell suggests Gran's putting a team together for a crime.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- What sort of crime?- We don't know. Word on the street is
0:04:23 > 0:04:25she wants Harry "Fingers" Fulson.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29This is Harry 50 years ago. He's from a long line of robbers.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Is that why she's trying to find him?- M.I.9 have found him first.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- He's working nearby as a handyman. - He's gone straight?- Who knows?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Your mission is simple. Plant a homing beacon on Harry,
0:04:39 > 0:04:43and hope he leads us to Beryl. We just need to get him to school.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Well, you did say you needed a break!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Are you sure this is going to come off? It feels very solid.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yes, it's what we use in art class.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yeah. Mixed with some superglue!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- So it doesn't come off in the rain. - Ah, Frank.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Just the man. I've found some more jobs that need doing.- Sir,
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- he's so tired, he fell asleep on a ladder.- But don't worry.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I've got a plan.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16BEEPING
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Er, do you mind?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20You can go round.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- I don't want to go round! - You won't say please?
0:05:22 > 0:05:27- I don't want to say cheese!- You know what, I can stand here all day.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- It's a good job I brought a paper, then.- Harry!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33There you are. Boss, meet Harry Fulson.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- He's a handyman. He's come in to help while my leg gets fixed.- Oh.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- That's Harry Fulson? Doesn't look like a bank robber!- Hello,
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Kenneth Flatley, headmaster.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Good. You can park my wheels, then.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50Come on, Frank. Anyone would think both legs were broken. Come on!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Come on, shift yourself.- So,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I guess we follow him, get close enough to plant the homing beacon?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Ooh, my back's bad!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10You all right, love? What's up?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Aghh! Aghh!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Angel Three to Angel One.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I've located the Invigatron.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55'Repeat, I've located the Invigatron!'
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Excellent! So it really does exist? - Wait.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03They're bringing someone in now.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Looks like a broken leg.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14They're firing the Invigatron!
0:07:17 > 0:07:18It's worked!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22The Invigatron has fixed the wound!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Good work, Angel Three!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Take pictures and return to base.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- I'll put this on his cardigan.- He might change. Put it in his phone.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41OK. But one of us needs to go talk to him. Keep him busy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, what?! He is so rude!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Hiya. Shelves are so boring when they're nice and straight.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05- Oh, it's you. Haven't you got a class?- No, I'm brainy enough.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09I'm more interested in who's taking me to the disco.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- What's the matter?- Er, nothing.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Just I remember my school dance.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20And the girl I was going to take to it.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24She was a cheeky so-and-so, just like you!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28So why didn't you take her, if she was brilliant, just like me?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I said cheeky! I wasn't allowed to go.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35In my family, dancing was for girls,
0:08:35 > 0:08:37simple as.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Even if it was the only thing you ever wanted to do.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Really?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45You wanted to be a dancer? MOBILE RINGS
0:08:45 > 0:08:47If you don't mind, I'm busy.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'll try and trace the call.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Hello?- 'Harry "Fingers" Fulson?'
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Beryl "the beefcake" Bagshot.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- 'I take it you've heard of me?' - Everyone's heard of you, Beryl!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05You do know I'm not into crime, these days, don't you?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I've nearly got a trace. Just ten seconds more.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12This isn't any old crime, Harry!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15This is the crime of the century!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Blast! Someone's tracing the call.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Meet me at the Sunny Days Retirement Home in one hour.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24And get off the phone, quick!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29No! I've lost the trace.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Just cos Beryl called Harry, doesn't mean he took the job.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Hmm. You were saying?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- The homing beacon.- Quick, before he leaves the school!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Finger scan.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Hmm. No-one else's hands could be that grubby.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49In you come,
0:10:49 > 0:10:50George.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Go on, on you get!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16ALARM SOUNDS
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Harry Fulson!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I knew you couldn't resist!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39The outfit suits you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I'm sure it's put my undies on back to front!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I can't believe you let a 70-year-old give you the slip!
0:11:46 > 0:11:51- Just because Harry's old, doesn't mean he's not clever.- More bad news.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52A guard's been attacked at M.I.9
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Every security camera in the area had been taken out.- Was it Beryl?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Or one of her crew. Go to M.I.9 and find out what they've been up to.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05- Should I stay at school in case Harry shows?- We need to find Beryl.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09If we get beaten by this lot, we'll be the laughing stock of M.I.9.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14M.I.9 are fools!
0:12:14 > 0:12:19While Hilda was there, she took pictures of this.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22The Invigatron.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25It gives a boost of biotic energy.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- It's worth millions!- You're not seriously thinking of nicking it?
0:12:30 > 0:12:34The Invigatron will be driven across town later today.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38The idea is to gas the entire area...
0:12:40 > 0:12:44..and when everyone's unconscious, we swoop in and grab it.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46This gas,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48how do you plan on making it?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51The gas requires certain chemicals
0:12:51 > 0:12:57found in paint, baking soda and other household products.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I take it it's not too difficult, is it?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I haven't said I'm in yet.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Oh, come on!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Harry "the handyman" Fulson?!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- All right, I'm in.- Good. Because...
0:13:15 > 0:13:21Vera, I distinctly asked for tea and digestive biscuits.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26And yet this is a Jammie Dodger, is it not?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Yes, they are, but I like to take the top part off
0:13:29 > 0:13:33then lick the jam off in one big...
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Remember -
0:13:36 > 0:13:41this organisation does not tolerate Jammie Dodgers!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53What's all this, then? You've got half the chemistry lab!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Flatley wants it all chucked out. It's like me - old and useless.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Scoop, you've got to take someone!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Maybe you can ask Carrie.- All right!
0:14:04 > 0:14:05All right!
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Carrie...
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Do you know anyone I can take to the school disco?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Like someone you hang around with.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25A lot.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32No? Anyway, let's go and have a kick-about, yeah?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Why does everyone just see me as one big joke?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Same reason they think I'm useless.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Small-minded.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Maybe it's better if I don't go to the disco.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Harry, wait up. I can help.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- All we know is his security pass was stolen.- Could have been anybody.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Wait a sec.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13When a security pass opens the door, it's recorded on the system.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17So we can find out what locks were opened with the stolen pass!
0:15:18 > 0:15:22SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I don't get it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31If you wanted to be a dancer, why didn't you try?
0:15:31 > 0:15:37Oh, I did. Got offered a place at dance school and all.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Not that my dad ever knew. - You never told him?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- All he cared about was me joining the family business.- What was that?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Banking - or thereabouts.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50And you chose banking over dancing?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53One choice.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56One choice that changed my whole life.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Oh, well. Oh...
0:16:00 > 0:16:02baking powder. Ah.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06The best thing for getting chewing gum off the bottom of chairs!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08And another fire extinguisher.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Why do you need so many? - They're for doing...
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Look, will you please leave me alone, for Gawd's sake?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I'm sorry, but I've got to go.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Go where?- Just go. As in I'm not coming back.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Oh! I thought I heard voices.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31And Carrie, a study period means study.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- I was helping Harry.- Excuse me.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Did I sound as if I was giving you a choice?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37No, Mrs King.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41But at least one of us still has one.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Come on!
0:16:58 > 0:17:03So this shows every door unlocked by the stolen pass?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07The attacker went past every major department in M.I.9.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10He could have been looking for anything.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Guys, bad news. Harry showed up, but I lost him again.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Mrs King made me do a study period in her office.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- What are you doing?- Someone used too much glue in the plaster.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24So what was Harry doing when you saw him?
0:17:24 > 0:17:30- He was collecting weird chemicals and chucking out old equipment.- Old?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Yeah.- The chemistry lab got all new equipment a month ago.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- I remember - you were all excited. - The question is,
0:17:36 > 0:17:39what does Harry want with this stuff?
0:17:40 > 0:17:45Splendid! Soon we'll have enough gas to knock out the entire city!
0:17:45 > 0:17:50- We won't hurt anyone?- Relax. The gas knocks you out for ten minutes
0:17:50 > 0:17:52then you wake up as right as rain.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56But how do we get the gas out there? Those things weigh a ton!
0:17:56 > 0:18:01Harry, I think it's time you pimped my ride!
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Found something?- Whoever stole the security pass went into here,
0:18:55 > 0:18:57the medical test unit.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Look at what they were testing.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00The Invigatron.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Agents would never have to worry about getting hurt.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Could it be Beryl's target?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Security? This is Agent London.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Is this all Harry was using?- Baking powder, cleaning fluid and paint.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Or, sodium bicarbonate, ammonia and emulsifiers -
0:19:14 > 0:19:17all the ingredients for a gas
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- that makes you unconscious. - That's all we need!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23A security van is driving the Invigatron across town now!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26A bunch of old fogies won't hijack a van.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- They won't have to if they gas the area.- Contact the van to tell them..
0:19:30 > 0:19:34What? It's on a comms blackout for security.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Well, where is it now?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38We'll handle it.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41The van will be on the high street in ten minutes.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Let's get to it before Beryl does. - I'll get gas masks.- Stupid thing!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'll catch you up. You go.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Angel One to all Angels.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Prepare to release the birds!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Releasing in five...
0:20:04 > 0:20:05four...
0:20:05 > 0:20:06three...
0:20:06 > 0:20:08two...
0:20:08 > 0:20:10one!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Wait!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38It's the gas.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- I'll take the two on the left. Agreed?- Agreed.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Carrie? Carrie?
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- BERYL:- What are you waiting for? Now, move it!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ow!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Why do they never listen?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25They're not getting away again. Come on!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Cream tea, anyone?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Come on - I know a shortcut.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- They've boarded it up! - Gas leak safe.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I guess we call that chase over.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Pity!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Pity - and we were having such a gas!
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Harry!
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Rose! Carrie! Oscar!
0:23:01 > 0:23:06Now, let's just see what this thing can do.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Fire at will!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I said fire!
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Not too much! There's only so much energy a body can take.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Well, how do you feel?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I feel...
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I feel...
0:23:31 > 0:23:33invigorated!
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Nobody move!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37You're under arrest, Bagshot.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40What?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Sweet little old me?
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Don't even think about it!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59How did you find us?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Hilda's handbag. I found a brochure for the retirement home.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Now the nerve centre of my new criminal empire!- Harry, please!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Please don't let her do it!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- We can help you. - Please, let them go.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16We'll be long gone by the time M.I.9 gets here.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I think I'm going to enjoy this!
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Five...
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Harry!- Four...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Let them go!- Three!
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Please!
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Two...
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Harry, no!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32One!
0:24:47 > 0:24:51I'd sit tight if I were you. You two, untie 'em, quick!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Harry!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Harry! Harry, are you OK?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05What's wrong with him?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Carrie, he zapped too much energy into himself. No-one can take that.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- Oscar, get an ambulance! - I'm on it.- Listen to me.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17As a young man, I had a choice.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Go to dance school,
0:25:20 > 0:25:24or start thieving like the rest of my family.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I should have listened to what's in here.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30He's not got long left.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33So if you want to go to that disco,
0:25:33 > 0:25:35you go, girl!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Don't let anybody stop you!
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Harry, you need to hang on in there. We can make this better.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47You made me better the first moment I met you.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52There must be something we can do! We can always do something.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Carrie, come here.- Frank!
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Being a spy isn't always about deactivating weapons
0:26:01 > 0:26:03or finding antidotes.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Sometimes
0:26:05 > 0:26:07it's just about people.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Let him go.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13CONTINUOUS BEEP ON HEART MONITOR
0:26:32 > 0:26:35DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Look, er, Rose...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53I should have thought this out.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57But, er...
0:26:59 > 0:27:01..do you want to come to the disco with me?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04It's all right if you don't.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You can't say that. You've got to be positive.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- Hi, can I have some tickets, please? - Sorry. No partner, no entry.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Actually, I've got my two partners right here.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Now, if you don't mind, I've got to show some people how to party!
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Rose!
0:27:29 > 0:27:32I've been doing some wondering and, erm...
0:27:32 > 0:27:33only...
0:27:34 > 0:27:37..only if you want to...
0:27:37 > 0:27:38er...
0:27:38 > 0:27:41I'm not saying you have to...
0:27:41 > 0:27:42If you just want to come...
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Rose. Coming in or not?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Thanks, Harry!
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