0:00:04 > 0:00:09The WASP system has transformed every other under-performing school
0:00:09 > 0:00:11in the country and we'll be the last to go live.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15They say it can turn things round in a day.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20They also say you should be careful what you wish for, Mrs King.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23I wish, Mr Flatley,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25oh, how I wish...
0:00:25 > 0:00:29I wish we could change St Hope's forever.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34- MAN:- Your wish is my command. - EVIL CHUCKLE
0:00:35 > 0:00:39The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Old-school spies have had their day
0:00:40 > 0:00:45and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Welcome to MI High.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Now, somebody very special is joining our school today.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14I'd like to give a warm St Hope's welcome
0:01:14 > 0:01:17to Amber Bayes.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Pardon?
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Um, sir, I think you just thanked Amber for all the sausages.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Maybe you meant hello and welcome to our school.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Now, I think it would be a good idea
0:01:30 > 0:01:34if everyone learned some basic signed English phrases
0:01:34 > 0:01:38to make Amber feel at home. So if you could break into pairs, please.
0:01:38 > 0:01:44I'll go with Amber, if that's OK.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51Umm... Earth to Planet Avril.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Her nose is huge.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Good morning, class.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Hey?- Huh?- What's up?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- SHE SIGHS - Huge!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ah! It's alive!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Now, Mr Flatley,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22let's see if this thing works here as well as it has everywhere else.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27- Say something rude. - I'd rather not, Mrs King.- Oh, go on!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Maybe speak like one of the students. Use some slang.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I know you're excited about meeting your idol
0:02:34 > 0:02:38but I am not about to take part in this strange experiment.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Mr Flatley, where did you put the attendance register?
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- Oh, um, in the cupboard.- On top of the cupboard?- No, in the cupboard.
0:02:50 > 0:02:56- On the cupboard?- In the cupboard. - On it?- In it. In it! Innit!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Slang word punished.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Ah! Oh!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It burned my tongue!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06It burned your tongue. Brilliant!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Lady Blahga really is a genius!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11A MAN LAUGHS EVILLY
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Throw that brick at me, would you?
0:03:16 > 0:03:21There's an offer you can't refuse.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27The bebop disruptor.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Uses jazz to stop lasers, bullets, even missiles.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Um, couldn't you have tried hip-hop?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35You know? Hip-hop.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37It's all about the rhythm.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Team, MI9 have picked up intel about a Plan BBB,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44designed to sabotage the WASP system.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48You mean those dodgy unit things around the school?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Whoever's behind it is trying to blow up the WASP by flooding
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- St Hope's with electro-sonic power. - But that's highly unstable.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59And it looks like the computer can't lock down the source.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02As the electro-sonic power surge gathers pace we'll see
0:04:02 > 0:04:05light bulbs blowing, electrical appliances malfunctioning
0:04:05 > 0:04:09and in...two hours the system will be completely overloaded.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13And could potentially blow up the entire school.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Wait, two hours?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Isn't that when Mrs King's VIP is getting here?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Lady Blahga, the country's leading education tsar who invented
0:04:22 > 0:04:25the WASP and we're the last under-performing
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- school to have it installed.- So she's the target?- It looks like it.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32We need to stop the surge and find out who's behind Plan BBB.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35There's a new girl being transferred in today. She could be behind it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38We'll explore all options. Crack the code,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40find out where the surge is coming from and stop it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oscar, get close to this new pupil.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Guys? The WASP system's just gone live
0:04:56 > 0:04:58and I think we've got a problem with Amber.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Good morning, class.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Haven't we done this?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I said, good morning.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12All right?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15That is totally grim.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Well rank!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21That's whack!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- COMPUTER: - Multiple stings administered.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Pupils' correction process under way.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36My tongue! It burnt my tongue!
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Well, perhaps you should have used your tongue properly.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Now listen up, everyone. There will be some big changes around here.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Anyone using slang will be punished.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- MAN:- Plan BBB's time has come. Just a little more power.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Sounds like the WASPs system's up and running.- OK.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Have you cracked that code yet?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Blown to bits isn't really a good summer look for me.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Whoever put it together really knows their stuff. If you relieve Oscar...
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh, my goodness. We can't have Lady Blahga walking on that!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Carrie, go and find some carpet cleaner at once.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20Um, miss, but it's really skanky.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23The only thing that is really sk...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26what you just said, is your language.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29We need to show Lady Blahga that we're better
0:06:29 > 0:06:30than all the other WASP schools.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33The Beige Academy For Boys. I mean, really!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Kneehigh High School for Girls?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39And I doubt even the WASP could help St Croak's.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I want us to be the leading light. I want us to sparkle.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Now see to it, young lady.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Ow!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52It can't be that bad, can it?
0:06:52 > 0:06:57I mean, just speak properly and politely and it won't sting you.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01That's easy for you to say.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11So, I saw you in front of the WASP unit.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14We had them at my other school, St Croak's.
0:07:14 > 0:07:20- They make great mirrors. My hair's such a mess.- Makes total sense.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23No, no, that's not what I meant. It doesn't look messy.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- It looks great.- You think?- Oh, yeah.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29It looks really... Well, really brown.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Nice and brown. I had a guinea pig with hair like that.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35No, I...
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Just ignore me. I got it wrong. - Got what wrong?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Nothing. Don't listen to me.
0:07:43 > 0:07:49- Sometimes I find it really hard to be just...- Yourself?- Yeah.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54- We're the same.- We are? I don't... I don't...
0:07:54 > 0:08:01I don't think you should do that.
0:08:01 > 0:08:07- COMPUTER:- Analysing handwriting.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Oh, that's well fierce, you know.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14This totally sucks.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Watch what you say, everyone.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20This is... This is...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22This is most distressing.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Oh, I am good.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Guys, it looks like the power surge has come from a school, St Croak's.
0:08:37 > 0:08:43St Croak's. Are you sure? That was Amber's old school.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- You should arrest her right now. - 'Negative, Oscar,'
0:08:46 > 0:08:49you must be certain. Rose, now you know where it's coming from,
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- stop that surge.- Frank.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54All right?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I mean, er, hello, Mrs King.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I didn't know there was such a refined character underneath
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- that rough exterior, Frank. - Nah, nah, love.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I mean, I'm a geezer, right?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Cor blimey.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16How can I help?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Lady Blahga's arriving any moment
0:09:18 > 0:09:20and the lights keep going on and off.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I'll do my best, Mrs King.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27You know, there's a lot more to you than meets the eye, Frank.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32Or should that be...Francis, perhaps?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Do try not to breathe so heavily, Philip darling.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You're disturbing the air particles around my face
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- and you know how sensitive my skin gets.- Yes, dear.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Oh, a welcoming committee!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Does it sing? - Oh, I'm sure she could...
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- You're from Birmingham. - Yes, I am, Lady Blahga.- I am sorry.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Now then, young thing, how about a tour of your lovely school?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- I'm not allowed to speak to strangers, Miss.- Sarcasm alert.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21It's Lady, not Miss, my naughty little puppy.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26Carry on like that and the only thing you'll miss is your tongue.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- So what did your parents call their little comedian?- This is Carrie.
0:10:31 > 0:10:37Oh, how wonderful. Our poodle was a Carrie, wasn't it, Philip? Philip?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Breathe if you must, Philip. - Yes, dear.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43We had it stuffed.
0:10:52 > 0:10:59And the electro-sonic power surge has been well and truly Gupta-ed.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I don't understand.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05There are more sources.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13CHUCKLES
0:11:13 > 0:11:20I knew it. No more buzzing down here, you stupid Mr WASP, you.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25I can say exactly what I like, how I like.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30You...snot-breathed, bogey-burping...
0:11:30 > 0:11:31BUZZING
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Ah. How very thorough.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Amber, is there anything you want to tell me?
0:11:42 > 0:11:47Like...something secret.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52- Something that's been playing on your mind.- You mean...?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56What? No, No. I didn't mean...
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- I'm... I'm not...- Counting down?
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Um...lunch time. I always look forward to it.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05I could eat a horse.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I didn't mean that literally, Avril.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I declare that our dire circumstances demand a protest.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Why are you talking like that?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17It appears to be by far the safest form of expression.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Just speak normally.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23On my honour, I am following their fine example.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Switching to keystroke mode.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's going to sting her.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- COMPUTER:- Scanning sonic vibrations.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32You have stolen everything from me! Villain!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Leave me my passions at least!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Dissenting voice. - SHE SCREAMS
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- I am most vexed. - Was it like this at St Croak's?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46AVRIL SCREAMS
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Apart from that bit.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- You're back.- My cover's been compromised.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57The WASP won't let me use my caretaker voice.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Great news about your breakthrough. For a minute I thought we were...
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- You haven't stopped it yet? - I was wrong.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08The code's hiding more than one source and I can't stop the surge until I've found them all.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12We're very proud of our facilities, Lady Blahga. Very proud.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16State-of-the-art. No expense spared.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19What on earth has happened here?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Um, it's having a little rest.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Oh. Modern technology, eh? Amazing.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- I'll get my man to have a look at that.- Use mine. Philip!
0:13:38 > 0:13:43- Good morning, children. - Good morning, Lady Blahga.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47I can see St Hope's is following in the footsteps of St Croak's.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Is the main control unit in your office?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oh, yes, Lady Blahga.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Come, Philip.- Yes, dear.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Are you OK?
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Oh. I'm clumsy, too. We're the same.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Hey, she's just cleaning her jumper.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16- On my soul, she has bewitched you, Oscar.- This is proper random. Ow!
0:14:17 > 0:14:18My leg! I've had enough of this.
0:14:28 > 0:14:33I do declare the WASP's demise must be hastened without delay.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Hang on, where did that come from?
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Repeated exposure to the WASP's sting must make you so anxious about
0:14:41 > 0:14:45expressing yourself freely that you become excessively polite and nice.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Progressive effect from speech to behaviour.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Very clever.- Oh, maybe we should be thanking Lady Blahga.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Everyone being polite and nice is no bad thing.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Yeah, well, you can't force people.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Why's the countdown still going?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02St Croak's was only one of the sources. I've just decoded another.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Kneehigh High School.- Amber doesn't know anything, I asked her.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11Oh, that's OK then, because criminals always tell the truth, don't they?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Oscar could be right. Amber didn't go to both schools. There must be
0:15:14 > 0:15:16something connecting them.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Philip Blahga knew exactly where the spare lightbulbs were kept.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Maybe he's been here before, sabotaging the system.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Or maybe you've got too close to your new friend.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28It can't be easy in the shadow of such a successful wife.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- It's not hard to find a motive. - He's avoiding the subject.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35We don't have time for this. Rose, crack the rest of the code.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Go to the records room, check the files,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40see if Philip Blahga has been here before.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Always been good with computers, haven't you, Philip?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Yes, dear.- Do stop agreeing with me all the time.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- I grow weary of it.- Yes, dear.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03I've read all three volumes of your autobiography, Lady Blahga.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08- Charming.- And I've got your portrait on my kitchen wall.- Charming.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I'm telling you, I'm right. Amber's innocent.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Oh, Oscar, you're such a... BUZZING
0:16:20 > 0:16:22..foolish young man.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Philip Blahga!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oscar, you're right.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Philip Blahga has been here before.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46They both have. They were teachers.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I'm sorry, maybe Amber isn't our suspect after all.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58The Beige Academy, Kneehigh High School, St Croak's.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Where have I heard those names before?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Frank, you won't believe this.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08The power's coming from the schools where the WASP's installed.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- BEEPING - Oscar?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Philip Blahga taught science at St Hope's 30 years ago.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16That's how he met his wife, Octavia Butt.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Taught English but left when she couldn't control the class.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Lady Blahga was Octavia Butt?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Well, it says here the pupils called her Buttface.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- ZAP! - Ah!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31But why cover it up?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Incredible, this whole thing could be an act of revenge.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40You mean Lady Blahga's using her own system to blow up St Hope's?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Oscar, evacuate the building then detain Lady Blahga and her husband.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Wait for us outside.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47'Rose, you've got ten minutes.'
0:17:50 > 0:17:52FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Oscar, there isn't a fire!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57There will be if Rose doesn't hurry up.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Now, let's go and give Lady Blahga a big, warm MI9 welcome.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I think we ought to summon the chaps now, Philip.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24I spy with my little eye something beginning with T.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Two nasty men coming to tie you up.
0:18:34 > 0:18:39Ah, all present and correct, Mrs King.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Is the hour for luncheon upon us?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Yes.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I suppose it is.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Ah, verily, let us go picnic in the sunshine
0:18:49 > 0:18:54and play games until it is time for lessons once again.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Now, I may be going out on a limb here but I'm assuming
0:19:02 > 0:19:05that you didn't realise that the WASP system allows me to hear
0:19:05 > 0:19:08everything that's being said in the school.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09You won't get away with this.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14Oh, listen to him, all oily defiance and speaking through his nose.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Not so much MI9 as MI whine, eh?
0:19:17 > 0:19:21You'd blow up your own invention just to get revenge on St Hope's?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23St Hope's is merely a symptom,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26like the other filthy schools where I tested my beautiful system.
0:19:26 > 0:19:33No, I want to cure the disease, create a better behaved Britain.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Plan BBB.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Philip, I think we'd better accelerate our plans.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Philip!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Gah! Yes, dear.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Listen, time to initiate Plan BBB.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52The whole of Britain is about to become better behaved,
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- whether it wants to or not. - Yes, dear.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00Do those pipes go all the way down to the basement?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Yeah.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08COMPUTER: Unfamiliar sonic patterns.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Installing translation upgrade.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Hurry up, Rose, seven seconds to go.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17I can't stop it!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27METALLIC TAPPING
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Doesn't sound like much of an explosion.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It's Morse code.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Lady Blahga's got Oscar,
0:20:36 > 0:20:41and she's going to send the WASP's electro-sonic signal national.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43It wasn't a plan to blow up the school.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46She's been gathering all the electro-sonic power
0:20:46 > 0:20:48to supercharge the central control unit.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Look, she's doing it now!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52The WASP's going nationwide.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54We have to stop it. Where's your trumpet?
0:20:54 > 0:20:58I can't jam with you now, we're in the middle of a national crisis.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01The power of jazz may be the only chance we have right now, Frank.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I can't believe I just said that.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- ZAP! - 'Morse code detected and punished.'
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Morse code? Clever little poodle.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Sadly, we designed WASP to learn.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15It just takes a little time.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Pity we can't do the same with children, eh?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Still... You'd look rather good on my mantelpiece
0:21:22 > 0:21:25next to Carrie the poodle. Don't you think, Philip?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Blonde bookends.- Yes, dear. - DOOR OPENS
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I think you'll find the Music Room is down the corridor.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Eat jazz.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40My electro-sonic wave is too powerful.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- You should have tried hip-hop. - That's what I said!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Stop this now before it's too late!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, it is too late. You see, with all this power, the whole
0:21:51 > 0:21:56world will now feel the WASP's sting and finally they will respect me.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59This isn't the way, Lady Blahga. I know about your past at St Hope's.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- What happened to you was wrong. The name-calling...- Silence!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06But that doesn't make what you're doing now right.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- You've become twisted.- Enough! Shh! - You can't make people be nice.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12You need to show them why they're wrong so they can make
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- the right choices for the right reasons.- Remove her.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Before I lose my temper and have all three of them stuffed.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Good afternoon, sir.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Afternoon.- Good afternoon, Mrs King.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Good afternoon, boys.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32You know,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I almost miss the challenge.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Yes, I miss the playground banter.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Yeah, it's...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- It's... It's well...- Yes?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47..naff!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Oh! Ow!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Now go and check the other corridors.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58The system works by tracking inappropriate words, right?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00So we need to overload it.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04What would be the worst word in the world for Lady Blahga,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07one she couldn't bear above all others?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Buttface. Ah!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Thanks.- But there aren't enough of us to say it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15The system would cope. We need to make it work harder.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19It slowed down when it translated Scoop's writing,
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Avril's typing, even my Morse code.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Maybe we could say
0:23:24 > 0:23:29that word in another language, one it doesn't know.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Well, it would really struggle with your Spanish.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Si, senorita.- Be quiet, you two.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Whatever is she saying?
0:23:40 > 0:23:45She's saying, "Do you know kung fu?"
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- MI25.- We've had our eye on Blahga for some time.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13St Croak's Secondary School For Girls was just a cover.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15We ARE the same.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17I thought we were the only ones.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19This is incredible.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23When our power went down, we followed the drain to St Hope's.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25We still have time.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Let's kick Blahga's...
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- Butt?- Ha! Finally.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34That's it! The system's buzzing me for saying a rude word
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- but it didn't buzz Amber for signing it.- So?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39So that's how we'll make it work harder.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43We'll make it learn the worst word in the world.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Further chaos as people everywhere are being nice.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48This is what we've worked for, Philip,
0:24:48 > 0:24:50all these years.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Hey.- What's the meaning of this?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58You'll just have to trust us. Make this sign with your hands.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Is it rude? - LAUGHS
0:25:03 > 0:25:04I'll do it.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- COMPUTER: - Installing translation upgrade.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Profanity alert.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36System resources at maximum.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Buttface alert. Multiple buttfaces everywhere.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Brilliant, Rose, buttface.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Cannot respond. Overload.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Overload, overload, overload, overload, overload!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Philip, do something.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Say something!
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Buttface!
0:26:13 > 0:26:17It can't sting me any more.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20I can say whatever I want!
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Strike a light on the old Joanna, my son.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Chip, chip, shamow!
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Come on, you Spurs!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Shiver me timbers, Jim lad! Oh!
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Chamone!
0:26:41 > 0:26:45The WASP system is decommissioned. Well done, team.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48And to you, Agent Bayes, you've done MI25 proud.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51The Government must be pretty pleased with what we're doing,
0:26:51 > 0:26:54bringing in other teenage spies and everything.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Maybe Amber should leave MI25?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01What I'm trying to say is we're the same.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Um...
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I work alone.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- She's lovely.- Yeah.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- What's she doing? - It's a highly complex code
0:27:26 > 0:27:29combining alphabetical and numerical characters.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- Can you translate?- It'll take time. The sequencing's totally unfamiliar.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38T-X-T-M-E-0-7-9...
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Whoah, whoah, whoah!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Text me?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45It's her phone number.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Oh, yeah.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk